Moonstuck

You activate your Woonavision 3000 and check the surrounding area for traps. You wouldn’t want to endanger your royal bottom, after all.

All looks well!

You pivot on your hoofsies and look at the rest of the mysterious island. It turns out to be only about six feet across.

Behind you, you see a half-buried tablet and a cracked old fountain, long since run dry.

Now is the moment of truth! You scoop up a big chunk of whatever (potentially delicious) substance this floating thing is made of, and you cram it right down your gizzard.

It turns out that this is not in fact a giant cookie.

Why, what’s this? That looks like a mysterious island! Or possibly a giant cookie.

Either way, you win!