Moonstuck

And they laughed at you for taking that online correspondence course in underwater welding.

You do a graceful swandive into the fountain and set your torch on this piece of ancient lunar history.

Good thing your Cartographer’s Cap is 100% waterproof! You quickly scoop up some moonwater and pour it into the cracked old fountain.

Miraculously, the fountain begins to run again!

That music revved up your engines! Enough procrastination! You get on your very tippy-hooves and peer inside the cracked old fountain.

There is nothing inside but a tarnished metal plate, seemingly welded to the bottom.

You whip out a few pairs of Snazzy Shades and create some smooth, happenin’ tunes.

This ‘music with rocks in’ is a huge sensation that will overtake the nation.

With a lack of anything better to do, you pick up ‘300 More Advanced Sudoku Puzzles’ and prepare to stimulate the left side of your brain.

You proceed to do several puzzles straight through…in pen. You gain +2 Logical Prowess.