Moonstuck

At last you meet the Queen of the Maria. She gazes upon you in regal fascination as you sweep your cutest underwater bow.
You really, REALLY shouldn’t do anything stupid.
At last you meet the Queen of the Maria. She gazes upon you in regal fascination as you sweep your cutest underwater bow.

You really, REALLY shouldn’t do anything stupid.
As you approach the throne room, you arrange your face into the Traditional Royal Canterlot Expression and strike the Traditional Royal Canterlot Pose. It leaves the Maria absolutely speechless.
As you approach the throne room, you arrange your face into the Traditional Royal Canterlot Expression and strike the Traditional Royal Canterlot Pose. It leaves the Maria absolutely speechless.
As you pass through the Many-Tiered Palace, your guides stop briefly to show you the Royal Array of Extremely Delicate, Highly-Breakable Sacred Objects.
…No, you’d better not.
As you pass through the Many-Tiered Palace, your guides stop briefly to show you the Royal Array of Extremely Delicate, Highly-Breakable Sacred Objects.

…No, you’d better not.
Excellent idea! After all, it’s good manners to remove your hat in the presence of royalty.
(You decide to ignore the recursive implications of yourself being royalty.)
You politely doff your Cartographer’s Cap and re-fold it into the Cartographer’s...
Excellent idea! After all, it’s good manners to remove your hat in the presence of royalty.
(You decide to ignore the recursive implications of yourself being royalty.)

You politely doff your Cartographer’s Cap and re-fold it into the Cartographer’s Cloak instead. You gain +2 points for sheer style.
What luck! The Lunar Maria are so impressed with your goodwill (not to mention your adorable baskets) that they invite you into their Many-Tiered Palace to meet their illustrious queen!
This is a fantastic opportunity to further relations between...
What luck! The Lunar Maria are so impressed with your goodwill (not to mention your adorable baskets) that they invite you into their Many-Tiered Palace to meet their illustrious queen!
This is a fantastic opportunity to further relations between your species!

You should try not to do anything stupid.