Moonstuck

As you wait for the opera to begin, you fold your Cartographer’s Sophisticated Lady’s Fan into a ladylike pair of Cartographer’s Binoculars. You gain +7 vision, which you immediately put to use in peering down at the stage in delight.
As you wait for the opera to begin, you fold your Cartographer’s Sophisticated Lady’s Fan into a ladylike pair of Cartographer’s Binoculars. You gain +7 vision, which you immediately put to use in peering down at the stage in delight.
After replacing your Gentlepony’s Fine Monocle, you join the queen in the royal box seat and wait for the opera to begin.
How exciting! You’ve never been to an opera before! This is sure to be a treat.
After replacing your Gentlepony’s Fine Monocle, you join the queen in the royal box seat and wait for the opera to begin.

How exciting! You’ve never been to an opera before! This is sure to be a treat.
Egads! It’s almost time to attend the Opera!
Hastily, you hitch up the skirts of your fancy frock and high-tail it out of there in an exaggeratedly cartoonish fashion.
Egads! It’s almost time to attend the Opera!

Hastily, you hitch up the skirts of your fancy frock and high-tail it out of there in an exaggeratedly cartoonish fashion.
You take a last satisfied look at yourself in the mirror, turn on your heel, and, very slowly, fall over.
You take a last satisfied look at yourself in the mirror, turn on your heel, and, very slowly, fall over.