Moonstuck

With all the strength your adorable little diaphragm can muster, you cast Royal Canterlot Voice and burst out with a show-stopping number worthy of any Broadneigh musical.

The sharks immediately turn tail and swim away. Well, there’s no accounting for taste.

Well, the Cutlass wasn’t doing you any good anyway. You re-fold it into the Spyglass and take a peek.

It seems the left button caused jets of boiling-hot water to surround the kingdom and protect it from invaders! However, the right button released a shiver of hungry sharks.

Now the sharks are fighting the jets, and the giant tentacles are still ravaging the kingdom!

While pondering, you glance around in an attempt to find inspiration for a brilliant strategy, and happen to notice two buttons on the wall.

Which one will you push?

As you ready your Cartographer’s Cutlass and don your newly-befriended Anguilla Armor, you do a quick mental size comparison.

…Maybe you should find some other way to help the Maria.