With haste, you thoroughly box the tentacle and initiate a comic slapstick routine that ends in
a pie to the face (or some approximation thereof).
The queen is rescued! Without a moment to lose, you whip out your trusty can of alfalfa and cram it into your mouth.
The strength of ten little pony princesses fills you!
You achieve the class of Sailor Woon, which gives you +5 slapstick ability.
A jaunty nautical tune begins to play in the background.