Moonstuck

The bat ponies recount how they indeed saw you stamping all over their precious moonflowers, your face contorted in an expression of wicked glee.
This does sound pretty convincing…
The bat ponies recount how they indeed saw you stamping all over their precious moonflowers, your face contorted in an expression of wicked glee.

This does sound pretty convincing…
You proceed to tell the bat ponies the completely plausible story of how you just woke up one day and the moonflower was totally already there.
The bat ponies will not be swayed by your lies!
They witnessed you destroy their garden!
You proceed to tell the bat ponies the completely plausible story of how you just woke up one day and the moonflower was totally already there.

The bat ponies will not be swayed by your lies!
They witnessed you destroy their garden!
Okay, that’s just not fair. You’re friendshipping the best you can!
Why are they so mad at you?
In answer, the bat ponies point you towards what appears to be the badly-mangled remains of a moonflower plot. What, they don’t think that you did this,...
Okay, that’s just not fair. You’re friendshipping the best you can!
Why are they so mad at you?

In answer, the bat ponies point you towards what appears to be the badly-mangled remains of a moonflower plot. What, they don’t think that you did this, do they?
You friendship as hard as you possibly can
IT’S NOT WORKING
You friendship as hard as you possibly can

IT’S NOT WORKING
The bat ponies finally let you up, and graciously allow you a moment to replace your Cartographer’s Cap upon your noggin. Thus prepared, you greet them warmly and beseech them to form a bond of friendship with you.
They do not look impressed. In...
The bat ponies finally let you up, and graciously allow you a moment to replace your Cartographer’s Cap upon your noggin. Thus prepared, you greet them warmly and beseech them to form a bond of friendship with you.

They do not look impressed. In fact, they look kind of angry.