Moonstuck

> Jump.

> So why the “evil filly” schtick?

Please, I'm far too busy to pay personal attention to very little
pony that thinks it stands a chance against me. All this chaos is hard work, you know.



Also, it was funny.

> That story was terrible…

Everyone's a critic.

> but…what happened to Celestia?

Oh, she was dreadfully predictable and kept trying to help her poor
itty-bitty little sister against the big bad draconequus.



Distracting, but ultimately ineffective.

Now, somehow these ponies had found out about some silly old 'Elements' or whatever that they thought they could use to fight me. Ridiculous, isn't it? I love a good joke as much as anyone, but they were being awfully dull and annoying about it, so...

Now, somehow these ponies had found out about some silly old 'Elements'
or whatever that they thought they could use to fight me. Ridiculous, isn't it?
I love a good joke as much as anyone, but they were being awfully dull
and annoying about it, so I...took care of things.



Except little miss Blah-Blah-Overthrow-the-Evil-Ruler picked that moment
to grow a sense of spontaneity and send her little sister off to find the rest of
the Elements of Boring and not get killed or whatever.