IT’S EATING IT
IT’S EATING IT OH GOD
IT’S EATING IT
IT’S EATING IT OH GOD
Moonitaurs are bovine creatures who reside within the moon’s labyrinthian depths.
They provide the cheese that makes up most of the moon’s core.
Highly aggressive and territorial, they attack without warning, especially if they sense a threat near their children. Double-especially if they sense a threat picking up their child and holding it at arm’s-length while staring at it questionally.
…That’s oddly specific.
Why, it’s a Moonitaur!
…a really little Moonitaur. A Minitaur, even.
