1 00:00:02,958 --> 00:00:07,625 Oh my glitter! This is going to be the best surprise ever! 2 00:00:08,917 --> 00:00:11,417 [whispers] Here she comes. Thunder, light 'em up! 3 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:15,958 [all] Three, two, one. Happy Mare's Day! 4 00:00:19,417 --> 00:00:22,708 Oh! Look! You're missing the fireworks! 5 00:00:23,292 --> 00:00:25,583 Ugh, we thought you were the Queen! 6 00:00:26,250 --> 00:00:29,667 Ha-ha! Imagine that! Me? The Queen? 7 00:00:29,750 --> 00:00:31,875 Well, hello, Your Majesty! 8 00:00:31,958 --> 00:00:34,708 [both laugh] 9 00:00:34,792 --> 00:00:37,250 And now we've completely wasted the fireworks! 10 00:00:37,333 --> 00:00:39,250 Ugh, I knew this would happen! 11 00:00:39,333 --> 00:00:41,500 Zipp! You don't need fireworks to show the Queen 12 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:42,750 how much you care about her. 13 00:00:42,833 --> 00:00:45,125 Which is great, 'cause now you don't have any! 14 00:00:45,208 --> 00:00:47,625 [in awkward tone] Yay! 15 00:00:47,708 --> 00:00:49,792 Maybe she's just running late? 16 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:52,583 No. I know exactly where she is. 17 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:58,458 What's next on The Royal To-do List, Zoom? 18 00:00:58,542 --> 00:01:00,875 Well, we are running a bit late, Your Majesty, 19 00:01:00,958 --> 00:01:02,833 but for item 81, you were supposed to-- 20 00:01:02,917 --> 00:01:05,625 [gasps] Meet my daughters in the Royal Square! 21 00:01:08,542 --> 00:01:09,708 Oh dear. 22 00:01:10,417 --> 00:01:15,875 Well, isn't this a pleasant surprise! [laughs awkwardly] 23 00:01:15,958 --> 00:01:18,125 You were supposed to meet us in the Square! 24 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:21,000 I even made an appointment with Zoom this time! 25 00:01:21,083 --> 00:01:24,083 Being a no-show is, like, totally harsh mother! 26 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:26,667 [Pipp] And on Mare's Day? Rude! 27 00:01:27,417 --> 00:01:31,333 I know. I'm so sorry I've let you down! 28 00:01:31,417 --> 00:01:34,333 And on this special day… [sighs] 29 00:01:34,417 --> 00:01:38,417 Believe me, there's nothing I'd like more than to take a break from being Queen. 30 00:01:39,458 --> 00:01:41,583 But there's just too much to do! 31 00:01:43,458 --> 00:01:45,500 Then why don't we give you a break? 32 00:01:45,583 --> 00:01:48,583 [Zipp] We'll do all your Queenly duties for the rest of the day! 33 00:01:48,667 --> 00:01:51,750 Really? You want to be Queen? 34 00:01:51,833 --> 00:01:54,000 C'mon, mom, how hard can it be? 35 00:01:57,042 --> 00:01:59,208 Okay then, Zoom will make sure you have everything you need. 36 00:01:59,292 --> 00:02:00,917 [in sing-song voice] Good luck! 37 00:02:01,625 --> 00:02:05,583 Of course, Your Majesty. Forwarding the Royal To-do List now. 38 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,250 [beeping] 39 00:02:09,708 --> 00:02:12,667 That's not, ahem, so bad. 40 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:14,000 [fast beeping] 41 00:02:14,083 --> 00:02:15,042 Oof. 42 00:02:15,125 --> 00:02:19,458 Would you look at that? It just keeps going and going and going 43 00:02:19,542 --> 00:02:22,375 and going and going and going… 44 00:02:22,458 --> 00:02:26,125 This'll be… fun. Right? 45 00:02:27,875 --> 00:02:31,125 Item 82, the Newborn Foals Portrait… 46 00:02:31,208 --> 00:02:33,292 [all] Aww… 47 00:02:33,875 --> 00:02:35,958 [foals gasp, laugh] 48 00:02:36,042 --> 00:02:37,333 [all gasp] 49 00:02:37,417 --> 00:02:39,958 -[laughs] -Hey, hey, hey, come back here. 50 00:02:40,042 --> 00:02:41,542 -[laughs] -[grunts] 51 00:02:41,625 --> 00:02:42,917 -[laughs] -[grunts] 52 00:02:44,917 --> 00:02:46,625 -[foals laughing] -[ponies grunting] 53 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:50,458 [in breathless voice] I'll be. Right. Behind. You. 54 00:02:50,542 --> 00:02:53,875 [upbeat music] 55 00:02:59,208 --> 00:03:03,000 Item 97, the Grand Opening of the Royal Playground. 56 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:04,875 A-ha, this'll be easy! 57 00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:15,250 [grunts] Huh? 58 00:03:18,583 --> 00:03:21,208 Uh, this is hard to watch. 59 00:03:21,292 --> 00:03:22,708 [grunts] 60 00:03:23,417 --> 00:03:25,875 [in breathless voice] Must. Cut. Ribbon! 61 00:03:25,958 --> 00:03:27,708 Just go on without us! 62 00:03:35,292 --> 00:03:36,750 [yelps] 63 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:42,167 [Pipp clears throat] 64 00:03:50,208 --> 00:03:51,125 -Woah, look! -Look out! 65 00:03:51,208 --> 00:03:52,042 Yikes! 66 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:56,625 [groans in frustration] 67 00:03:57,458 --> 00:04:01,083 Hmm. I do hope everything's okay. 68 00:04:01,583 --> 00:04:02,417 [door opens] 69 00:04:03,208 --> 00:04:06,458 We did it! We're late for dinner but, we made it! 70 00:04:06,542 --> 00:04:07,917 And how did it go? 71 00:04:08,875 --> 00:04:12,417 -A newborn foal gave me a shiner! -Being Queen is much harder than it looks! 72 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:16,917 -Look at all this dirt in my mane! -I'll never use scissors again! 73 00:04:17,792 --> 00:04:20,958 The truth is, there were five of us, we didn't even come close 74 00:04:21,042 --> 00:04:25,125 to finishing the Royal To-Do list! I can't believe you do that everyday! 75 00:04:25,208 --> 00:04:28,583 Yeah, I think we were the ones being harsh earlier. 76 00:04:28,667 --> 00:04:30,833 You are super amazing. 77 00:04:30,917 --> 00:04:34,500 That means a lot, Pipp. Thank you. 78 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:37,542 [upbeat music] 79 00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:40,333 [all gasp] 80 00:04:40,417 --> 00:04:42,792 Woah. You think of everything! 81 00:04:43,375 --> 00:04:45,083 Now, everypony, dig in! 82 00:04:45,792 --> 00:04:48,917 [chatter] 83 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:03,708 [Sunny] Clear for landing, Team Pegasi! 84 00:05:07,917 --> 00:05:11,750 It's just a little sports day, ponies. No need to show off! 85 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:15,417 All of Equestria's a stage, Sunny! Hitch, light the lanterns! 86 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:17,292 Lanterns? No, Hitc-- 87 00:05:17,375 --> 00:05:19,042 Roger that! Lanterns lit. 88 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:20,417 [Sunny] Wait, Hitch. 89 00:05:22,083 --> 00:05:25,000 -Oh, oh no. -[Izzy] Did you say, "Oh go"? 90 00:05:25,083 --> 00:05:26,583 -Izzy? No! -Go? 91 00:05:26,667 --> 00:05:31,083 -No! -You heard her, Team Unicorn. Go, go, go! 92 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,292 Bogey at 3 o'clock! 93 00:05:36,375 --> 00:05:37,417 Gross. Ah! 94 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:38,375 [yelps] 95 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:42,000 Everypony take cover! 96 00:05:42,083 --> 00:05:44,542 -[playful music] -[ponies yelling] 97 00:05:45,750 --> 00:05:48,292 -Are we ready to begin-- Ah! -Look out! 98 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:50,125 [both gasp] 99 00:05:56,292 --> 00:06:00,583 I'm so sorry! This was supposed to be the best day ever and I-- 100 00:06:00,667 --> 00:06:04,208 -It's okay, Sunny. No harm done. -[Thunder yelling] 101 00:06:04,958 --> 00:06:06,292 Maybe a little harm done. 102 00:06:06,375 --> 00:06:10,708 With all of Equestria competing for the first time, this is a big job. 103 00:06:10,792 --> 00:06:13,167 -How you doing? -I'm okay! 104 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:14,333 Not you, Thunder! 105 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:18,250 Even for a Queen, it would be a lot to handle alone. 106 00:06:18,333 --> 00:06:22,917 [in awkward tone] I'm the Alicorn. I've totally got this! 107 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:25,875 Let the Equestria games begin! 108 00:06:25,958 --> 00:06:27,042 [all cheering] 109 00:06:27,708 --> 00:06:28,708 [both grunt] 110 00:06:29,292 --> 00:06:31,042 -[grunts, chuckles] -[both yelp] 111 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:32,125 [chuckles] 112 00:06:33,958 --> 00:06:35,333 Oh. 113 00:06:35,417 --> 00:06:36,875 Huh? [blows whistle] 114 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:38,375 [gasps] 115 00:06:39,458 --> 00:06:41,000 [all three scream] 116 00:06:52,083 --> 00:06:53,292 My hoofiecure! 117 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,208 [in breathless voice] Stop! Flying. Against. Rules. 118 00:07:06,542 --> 00:07:07,875 [blows whistle, yelps] 119 00:07:07,958 --> 00:07:09,125 -[Hitch laughs] -[Sunny yelps] 120 00:07:09,208 --> 00:07:10,333 [grunts] 121 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:16,875 [playful music] 122 00:07:17,917 --> 00:07:20,333 -On your marks, get set-- -[all] Go! 123 00:07:20,417 --> 00:07:21,333 [yelps] 124 00:07:21,417 --> 00:07:23,125 [all three grunt] 125 00:07:27,833 --> 00:07:28,667 [blows whistle] 126 00:07:34,708 --> 00:07:35,833 [yelps] 127 00:07:35,917 --> 00:07:37,042 [yelps] 128 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:38,125 [groans] 129 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,917 [all scream] 130 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,167 [loud thud] 131 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:45,417 The rules never said our boat had to be in the water. 132 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:47,792 I should know, I read them 17 times! 133 00:07:47,875 --> 00:07:50,292 Maybe if the Unicorns controlled their oars better… 134 00:07:50,375 --> 00:07:54,292 We controlled them fine, actually. Until we didn't. 135 00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:57,458 I need an emergency restyling! [screams] 136 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:01,208 [group arguing] 137 00:08:01,292 --> 00:08:03,375 [melancholy music] 138 00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:06,917 Uh-oh. Our magic! 139 00:08:09,667 --> 00:08:12,417 This was supposed to unite us. 140 00:08:13,167 --> 00:08:15,167 The Pippsqueaks can't see me like this! 141 00:08:15,250 --> 00:08:19,375 Don't worry, everypony. Sunny always has a plan. Right, Sunny? 142 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:20,292 Uh? 143 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:27,583 Being a leader's tough, isn't it? Everypony thinks we have all the answers. 144 00:08:27,667 --> 00:08:29,958 All these different ponies together, 145 00:08:30,042 --> 00:08:32,958 it's easy to get under each other's hooves. 146 00:08:33,042 --> 00:08:35,083 You and your friends must be the same? 147 00:08:35,167 --> 00:08:39,333 Sometimes, I guess. We're all so different. 148 00:08:39,417 --> 00:08:40,833 [Sunny] It can be hard. 149 00:08:43,583 --> 00:08:47,417 But, when we work together and listen to each other, 150 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:50,208 all our differences become strengths! 151 00:08:50,292 --> 00:08:53,417 -[upbeat music] -[all laugh] 152 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,500 Kind of like a team? 153 00:08:57,167 --> 00:09:02,042 Ponies, ponies! The games aren't about winning. 154 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:05,708 They're about celebrating our differences and working together! 155 00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:09,750 -What happened? -Are the games over? 156 00:09:09,833 --> 00:09:10,667 I don't get it. 157 00:09:11,458 --> 00:09:15,583 From now on, each team will be a mix of all ponykind. 158 00:09:15,667 --> 00:09:19,792 A representation of the unity that makes Equestria so great! 159 00:09:19,875 --> 00:09:21,083 [all gasp] 160 00:09:21,625 --> 00:09:24,375 Let the games, uh, re-begin! 161 00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:26,500 -[all cheering] -[upbeat music] 162 00:09:29,625 --> 00:09:30,458 [all three] Ha! 163 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,375 [blows whistle] 164 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:48,042 And the winner of the first All-Equestria games is… 165 00:09:48,542 --> 00:09:49,625 Nopony. 166 00:09:49,708 --> 00:09:52,792 Every team won one contest, so it's a tie! 167 00:09:53,958 --> 00:09:55,542 [confused chatter] 168 00:09:56,708 --> 00:09:58,250 [crowd] Oh yeah! Woo! 169 00:09:58,333 --> 00:09:59,917 [happy chatter] 170 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:04,417 I suppose it makes sense. The first Equestria games… 171 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:09,000 And all of Equestria has won. Together. Well done, Sunny. 172 00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:11,792 Hey! Can we go play now? 173 00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:15,833 [suspenseful music] 174 00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:19,208 According to the map, 175 00:10:19,292 --> 00:10:22,708 the shmoogleberry bush should be right… here. 176 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,625 Huh? How'd you get here so fast? 177 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:29,250 -Um, we're in our garden, Hitch. -Huh. 178 00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:31,167 Then I definitely overpacked. 179 00:10:35,917 --> 00:10:37,167 Well, let's get picking! 180 00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:41,083 That shmoogleberry pie isn't gonna shmooglebake itself! 181 00:10:41,167 --> 00:10:42,208 [laughs] 182 00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:44,875 -[gasps] -Watch out, Sunny. 183 00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:46,917 This bush could be dangerous. 184 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,333 Never trust anything that starts with shmoogle. 185 00:10:49,417 --> 00:10:52,167 [suspenseful music] 186 00:10:53,375 --> 00:10:54,625 [both grunting] 187 00:10:55,167 --> 00:10:58,083 Huh. Not what I expected. 188 00:10:58,167 --> 00:11:03,667 Sunny, you're about to see a masterclass in, um, critter-talk-ery. 189 00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:06,958 Guys, what seems to be the problem here? 190 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:10,417 Ahem. Well, ya see, us racoonicorns have been nibblin' 191 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,833 on these here branches for generations. 192 00:11:12,917 --> 00:11:15,250 Illegally I might add! 193 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:19,417 We Pegasnails have rights to all fruit-bearing plants in the garden. 194 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:23,417 It says so here in the Great Snail Scrolls! 195 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:24,958 That's just a rolled-up leaf! 196 00:11:25,042 --> 00:11:26,542 You're just a rolled-up leaf! 197 00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:31,250 [fighting, arguing] 198 00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:33,042 Anything I can do? 199 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:36,458 Nope! All under control, Sunny. I got this. 200 00:11:36,542 --> 00:11:39,833 All right, well. I'm gonna go find some apples for the pie. 201 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:44,625 [both yelling] 202 00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:47,708 Look, there's gotta be a simple way to resolve this. 203 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,333 You're right. 204 00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:52,000 Racoonicorns, assemble! 205 00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:57,667 Pegasnails, also assemble! 206 00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:04,792 We're going to need a minute. 207 00:12:08,542 --> 00:12:10,833 [action music] 208 00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:14,625 Okay, this isn't what I had in mind. No fighting, no swords, 209 00:12:14,708 --> 00:12:17,458 and no unbelievably adorable catapults. 210 00:12:17,542 --> 00:12:19,125 All we need is a schedule. 211 00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:21,708 [Hitch] The racoonicorns can pick from the bush one day, 212 00:12:21,792 --> 00:12:23,500 and then the Pegasnails on the other. 213 00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:28,583 You'll take it in turns, I'll be watching to make sure you all stick to it! 214 00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:30,542 [Pegasnail yelps] 215 00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:36,625 Trust me, this is foolproof. Rules and regulations fix everything! 216 00:12:39,917 --> 00:12:41,375 -♪ Come on! ♪ -♪ Come on! ♪ 217 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,750 -♪ Got an issue? ♪ -♪ Issue? ♪ 218 00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:44,958 -♪ Got a problem? ♪ -♪ Problem? ♪ 219 00:12:45,042 --> 00:12:47,542 ♪ Did you know I got the thing That's gonna solve 'em? ♪ 220 00:12:47,625 --> 00:12:49,750 ♪ You need a guide Yeah, no substitutions ♪ 221 00:12:49,833 --> 00:12:52,125 ♪ So listen here And I'll give you the solution ♪ 222 00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:54,625 ♪ No time for playin' You must be selfless, yeah ♪ 223 00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:57,042 ♪ So we can make sure That everypony benefits ♪ 224 00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:59,583 ♪ And if we're gonna all win, no We can't fool around ♪ 225 00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:02,042 ♪ We just gotta make sure That we write it all down ♪ 226 00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:04,375 ♪ We gotta all get along We got a rule 4 that ♪ 227 00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:06,750 ♪ That's why I'm singin' this song We got a rule 4 that ♪ 228 00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:09,458 ♪ We're gonna get the job done Don't forget to have fun ♪ 229 00:13:09,542 --> 00:13:11,792 ♪ As a matter of fact We got a rule 4 that ♪ 230 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,125 ♪ 'Cause we all gotta learn We got a rule 4 that ♪ 231 00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:16,708 ♪ When everypony gets a turn We got a rule 4 that ♪ 232 00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:19,333 ♪ Things are much better When we all work together ♪ 233 00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:22,000 ♪ Got a rule 4 that We got a rule 4 that ♪ 234 00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:24,542 ♪ Hey, hey! Hey, hey! ♪ 235 00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:25,542 -♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh! ♪ -♪ Come on! ♪ 236 00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:27,583 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh! Hey, hey! ♪ 237 00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:29,375 ♪ We got a rule 4 that! ♪ 238 00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:32,000 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh! Oh-oh, oh-oh! ♪ 239 00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:35,583 Um, how's it going, Hitch? 240 00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:40,292 It's, um, going pretty well. [tears up] 241 00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:42,917 [sobs] 242 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,625 -Ha, take that! -Dandelion incoming! 243 00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:46,708 Eat this! 244 00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,583 Ugh! What did I do wrong? 245 00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:50,625 I thought I could use my new critter communication skills 246 00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:54,125 to really make a difference, but I just made things worse! 247 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:57,833 It's okay, Hitch! You've just gotta try a different approach. 248 00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:00,917 Like a weekly roster instead of a daily one? 249 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,583 No. Why don't you try seeing what they have in common? 250 00:14:04,667 --> 00:14:07,458 Remember, there's magic in unity! 251 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:10,250 See what they have in common. 252 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,750 [Racoonicorn] Oh! Ow! Ow! Watch the hair! 253 00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:13,958 -Hmm. -[Racoonicorn] Watch the fur! 254 00:14:14,042 --> 00:14:17,667 -En masse! Pegasnails, attack! -Racoonicorns, attack! 255 00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:22,083 Hey, I'm battlin' here! What is this? 256 00:14:22,167 --> 00:14:24,500 This is the talking table! 257 00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:28,250 We're gonna sit around it, and we're gonna talk this thing out! Now! 258 00:14:29,417 --> 00:14:30,875 [grunts] 259 00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:32,583 [grunts] 260 00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:34,625 [both argue] 261 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,458 I hear you, but we all have to work together if we want-- 262 00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:40,667 -Work together? Huh, impossible! -Hey! 263 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:42,333 [continue arguing] 264 00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:45,750 Oh, come on now, there's gotta be something you both-- 265 00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:49,458 Unless it's gotta do with baking, I don't wanna hear about it! 266 00:14:49,542 --> 00:14:53,167 [gasps] Baking? I also love to bake! 267 00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:55,875 [triumphant music] 268 00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:58,417 -Hey, bring it in 'ere. -[Pegasnail chuckles] 269 00:14:58,500 --> 00:14:59,792 You were totally right, Sunny! 270 00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:02,375 Turns out they both love making berry-based treats, 271 00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:04,458 and now they're best friends! 272 00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:06,500 I'm proud of you, Hitch! 273 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,500 Hey, so, um… [chuckles awkwardly] 274 00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:12,958 Now, can we pick some of those berries for our pie? 275 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,458 -[eerie tune] -[both scream] 276 00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:29,167 Behold! The awesome power of the great… Hoofdini! 277 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:30,375 Oh hey, Rufus! 278 00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:35,042 Marvel as he floats in the air! Gasp as he levitates objects! 279 00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:39,417 How does he do it? It's mare-aculous! 280 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:43,042 -Aw! -He clearly uses wires. 281 00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:45,958 Ponies have, like, real magic now? 282 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,000 Aw, who am I kidding? 283 00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:54,167 Since real magic came back to Equestria, nopony is interested in my tricks. 284 00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:59,375 What? That can't be true, Ru-- I mean Hoofdini. 285 00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:02,958 [epic music] 286 00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:06,875 [transitions to melancholy music] 287 00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:26,625 Oh, just helping them move house. [chuckles] 288 00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:28,250 So, where d'ya want it? 289 00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:31,250 See? All washed up. 290 00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:34,958 You're an Earth pony! Why don't you just use your growy-growy planty magic? 291 00:16:35,042 --> 00:16:38,292 It is so cool! Whenever I try and grow plants, it takes forever, 292 00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:40,750 and I forget to water them, and then they all die. 293 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:45,042 I don't have any magic. All I got is my tricks. 294 00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:48,125 And now, they belong on the garbage dump. 295 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:54,083 Lucky for you, my specialty is giving all kinda things a second chance. 296 00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:56,333 See. Garbage… 297 00:16:56,417 --> 00:17:00,542 Into a fabulous, uh, bow tie! 298 00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:02,167 -Ta-da! -[Rufus] Oof! 299 00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:03,708 Little heavy? 300 00:17:03,792 --> 00:17:07,750 Come on! We're gonna turn you into something new and awesome too! 301 00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:14,583 So! A wannabe sheriff, eh? 302 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:18,167 Well, it's an amazing job, but very demanding. 303 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:21,125 You have to be hyper-aware of your surroundings. 304 00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:28,708 Was that, did you just swallow the key? Why would you do that? 305 00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:33,458 Sorry! I'm an escape artiste! Swallowing keys is what we do! 306 00:17:34,417 --> 00:17:36,792 Cards, anyone? [chuckles awkwardly] 307 00:17:37,417 --> 00:17:41,292 And Hoofdini will do the best job ever of guarding the crown jewels! 308 00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,875 Ahem, what crown jewels? 309 00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:49,583 -[yelps] -Where did they go? How did he do it? 310 00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:52,125 Thief! Guards! 311 00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:55,208 Uh, okay, gotta go! 312 00:17:58,958 --> 00:18:03,250 Gimmie a tea, Alpha-B. Pepperminty, pretty P! 313 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,833 Coming up! Ta-da! 314 00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:09,208 [gasps] 315 00:18:09,292 --> 00:18:11,125 -[suspenseful music] -[chuckles awkwardly] 316 00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:19,917 I ain't payin' for all these teas, if you please. 317 00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:25,583 Aw, this is hopeless. My tricks will never fit in anywhere. 318 00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:30,292 I might as well forget Hoofdini and just be playing old Rufus. 319 00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:35,125 Nah, we just haven't found the right thing to unicycle you into yet! 320 00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:39,125 Ugh! Buffering! We're missing Pipp's new livestream! 321 00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:42,000 You gotta hold your phone way higher than that! 322 00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:44,167 [sighs] 323 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:47,333 No wonder my magic don't impress anypony. 324 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:48,708 Everypony can do it! 325 00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:55,042 Yes! Full bars! Not gonna miss a whinny of Pipp's new live stream! 326 00:18:55,542 --> 00:18:56,958 Hey, Pippsqueaks! 327 00:18:57,042 --> 00:19:00,458 Still haven't figured out my amazing show-stopping entrance! 328 00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:04,208 Sad face! Hit me up with your suggestions in the comments! 329 00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:05,708 Ooh! I've got an idea! 330 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,125 -Hey, watch it! -[gasps] 331 00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:11,583 [yelps] 332 00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:14,167 Whoa! That Pony, she's falling! 333 00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:16,542 Somepony, do something! 334 00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:18,042 [screams] 335 00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:19,667 Look out! 336 00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:22,792 -[continues screaming] -[suspenseful music] 337 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:26,250 [grunts] No use! She's falling too fast! 338 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,833 If only these vines were longer. 339 00:19:29,917 --> 00:19:32,417 [epic music intensifies] 340 00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:37,542 [gasps] Saddle-cadabra! 341 00:19:45,292 --> 00:19:50,333 Woo-hoo! I knew it! You had Earth pony magic all along! 342 00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:54,000 Guess so! Just needed a good reason for it to start working! 343 00:19:54,083 --> 00:20:00,417 Hoofdini! You saved Glory. You're not just a magician, you're a hero! 344 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:06,667 What did I say, huh? Nothing belongs on the garbage dump! Unicycled! 345 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:13,458 A-ha! And for your next trick… 346 00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:19,333 Shout out to my friend Hoofdini for this new big show-stopping entrance! 347 00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:20,875 [in sing-song voice] It's magic! 348 00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:24,667 [upbeat music] 349 00:20:25,917 --> 00:20:27,417 Whaddya think, Izzy? 350 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,292 Mare-aculous! 351 00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:32,833 [closing theme music]