I'm so glad I made it to Las Pegasus
before the fastest most thrilling ride of all time closes for good!
Wait, the fastest most thrilling ride of all time?
She hasn't heard of the Wild Blue Yonder?
Of course I have, it's that one where…
All right you got me.
What is it?
Only the coolest roller coaster ever!
You can't really call yourself a Wonderbolt if you haven't been on it.
It looks incredible!
Oh, It is. First, you strap yourself into the cloud rocket car
and then you're catapulted straight through…
A series of daring dips and terrifying turns!
Flipping upside down so many times you don't know which way is up.
Till finally you climb to the highest peak of the rails!
Then drop towards the ground at lightning speed before coming up to a screeching halt!
It's the coolest ride ever to exist in the history of Equestria!
So when did you ride it?
I haven't.
The ride closes this week, forever.
But I can't go to Las Pegasus because I have to teach at Twilight school.
I'm gonna miss out on the coolest roller coaster of all time!
Unless…
Why do I feel like you're about to ask me of mighty big favor?
Can you cover my classes?
Absolutely.
Really? Awesome!
On one condition.
You tag along with a few other ponies going to Las Pegasus.
Surely you don't mean Granny Smith.
No-no, of course not.
I mean Granny Smith and the rest of the Gold Horseshoe Gals.
Hurry your hunches hinnies!
Grand auntie Apple Sauce.
Cousin Apple Rose and cousin Goldie Delicious.
Why, I'm sure they'd be plum tickled to have you join their annual grand mares' trip to Las Pegasus.
It'll be perfect.
I'll teach your classes and you can look after them for me.
Look after them?
So they don't get too carried away.
Usually Big Mac goes along as a chaperone but…
I'm sure he'd love a break.
There is no way I'm going to Las Pegasus with a bunch of old slow grannies.
So you don't mind missing your only chance to ride the Wild Blue Yonder?
Fine! I'll go!
That's the spirit.
Now skedaddle so I can help 'em get ready.
Applejack?
Have you seen my cranky flank cream?
I can't find it in this whole tootin' farmhouse.
It's gonna take a while.
Why is this taking so long?
The Wild Blue Yonder is gonna close before we even get to Las Pegasus!
Here.
I made a list to help you keep the grandmares out of trouble.
Don't wanna to have to bring 'em back home before you get to go on your roller coaster.
That could happen?
Only if you don't follow the rules.
These grannies need a lot of care.
If one of 'em overdoes it, it's bye-bye Las Pegasus for the lot of ya.
"Make sure they get their naps."
"Eat only soft foods."
"Careful when dancing."
"Don't get too excited"?
Seriously?!
And don't let 'em out of your sight.
Ever!
Wait… then…
how am I supposed to go on the roller coaster?
You'll find time.
And you might even learn a thing or two about having a good time from these old gals.
Yeah, that'll happen.
All right y'all, time to get this show on the road!
Or in the sky in this case.
It's the time, yeah.
It's sure.
Oh, yeah!
Come on, come on, come on!
Go-go-go-go-go!
Everypony okay in there?
Dandy as a pansy in a plant pot.
You now, this hot air balloon ride
reminds me of the time I climbed a tree.
Have I ever told you that story?
Only about a million times.
What did you say?
They said they've heard the tree story.
Oh, you want to hear the tree story? Okay.
Here we go again.
Back when I was a young filly,
I was afraid of tree climbing — knees knockin', hooves sweatin',
Have you ever had the hoof sweats?
Well they're just the worst thing.
You know, cousin Strudel,
she used to had 'em too.
Now, of course she was a champion fritter…
The Wild Blue Yonder is in our hotel?
I bet you grannies are feeling super tired from your journey.
Nope. How about a trot down the avenue to see the sights, girls?
Oh, forget the sights. I came here to play some serious horseshoe toss!
Oh, can we see the rainbow fountains at the water show?
There's so magical.
My pores are crying for a mud mask at the Prism Palace spa.
You know what'd be really fun?
Relaxing in our room!
Come on! Who's the latest in the hotel is a rotten apple!
Let me get it for ya.
Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
There it is!
The best rollercoaster ever!
Warm up those withers, ladies, there is a horseshoe-earning trophy with our names on it!
Don't let them get too excited.
Or you'll have to go home.
That sounds a little too exciting.
Why don't we get you checked in first.
Oh my.
You are a strong pony,
aren't you, sugarhocks?
Welcome to our Gold Horseshoe suite.
Only the best of the best for our favorite guests.
Which, of course, means you, lovely mares.
Why thank you a bushel and a peck.
You scrumptious morsel frosted carrot cake.
Thank you ma'am.
I think he was sweet on me.
Maybe I should ask him to accompany me to the magic show tonight.
You sure your name's not Applesaucey?
Better find the brakes on that buggy, sugar, we just got here.
You're right.
Better see what else is out there first.
The day is young and I am NOT!
Granny Smith's right.
Let's not overdo it.
How about a nice nap, so you can really enjoy Las Pegasus?
Good idea.
We could use some shut-eye.
But I'm not tired.
Oh, all right. I yawn.
You go along now and explore while we rest sugar-booger.
Yawn.
Well, if you say so.
What? They'll be in here sleeping the whole time I'm gone.
Quit judging me!
One ticket for the coolest roller coaster of all time, please.
But… but…
this line never ends!
I know, right? Good thing we can just stand here all day
without any responsibilities waiting for us.
Oh, hey, thanks!
Enjoy the ride.
They didn't even know I left.
They're gone!
Granny Smith?
Apple Rose?
Are you here?
Apple Sauce?
Goldie?
I am the worst chaperone ever!
Don't let them out of your sight.
I know, I know!
Excuse me, sir, have you see a group old mares around here?
Lady, you just described half the ponies in this place.
This place is huge.
They could be anywhere.
Goldie!
Can they do it?
Can good old Goldie Delicious and the Gold Horseshoe Gals
break the all-time resort record, folks?
Now that's how you hurl a horseshoe.
No way!
Goldies totally got game!
Make some noise for the best played game of horseshoes this resort has ever seen!
Can you believe your eyes, folks?
Yeah!
Go Goldie!
Stand back, she's getting excited!
Mind if I try?
Whoops.
Guess I'm no good at this game.
Sorry.
And the Gold Horseshoe Gals are out!
Looks like the show's over, everypony.
I'm so glad I found you.
Everypony feeling okay? Not too excited?
Pretty much the opposite right now.
Good, from now on I'm not letting you grannies out of my sight.
In that case let's paint the town candy apple red!
Oh, we could play more games.
Or go shopping for hats.
Have I ever told you about the time I got a new hat and it turned out to be a bird?
That's what we ought to do.
Really?
Hit the buffet!
All that horseshoe tossing sure works up an appetite.
I love me some nachos!
I'ma set my dentures loose on these vittles until the crumbs cry uncle.
They can only eat soft foods.
You're a nacho away from no rollercoaster.
Come on, Granny, you know you can't have those.
They're super crunchy.
How about some nice soft carrot soup instead?
I thought you were supposed to be the fun one.
Wait, I am fun.
Attention, all thrill seekers!
There's only one day left to ride the ride of all rides
The Wild Blue Yonder — before it's gone for good!
Get in line! Now!
So.
What does everypony wanna do tonight?
I was thinking go to our room and put on eye masks and ear plugs.
I'd rather hit the club and show off my dance moves. I'm quite a legend when it comes to Rumba.
Oh, let's cut the rug.
Sounds kind of intense. Aren't you all exhausted from your big day?
Heck no!
We save up our energy whole year for Las Pegasus weekend, isn't that right girls?
Dancing it is then. I'll be there.
Careful when dancing.
Stop doing that.
That's probably enough dancing for now.
Right Apple Rose?
Oh, that was just my warm up.
Look, it's our favorite magicians.
Big Bucks and Jack Pot.
And aren't they looking handsome as ever?
You little fillies have got some smooth moves.
Say…
how would you Gold Horseshoe Gals like to bring some of that good energy into our magic show tonight?
Here's five complimentary VIP tickets.
To our most amazing trick in the Poney Fantastique Theatre.
Just over there.
Sugar cube, we never miss your show.
Fabulous.
We'll save a spot for you
on stage.
And in our hearts.
So gross.
Girls, Apple Sauce lended us some very important pony tickets for the show tonight.
I'd like some of that.
Oh, come on!
You said you were going back to the room after dancing!
So each pony could some alone time.
Oh, now don't be a stick in the mud.
Trust me, you'll love this show.
It's the best thing in Las Pegasus.
Oh, hey!
Thanks for giving me your place in line.
They said I'm one of the last pony ever to ride the Wild Blue Yonder!
And now for the trick that made us famous!
The most dangerous magical feat known to ponykind.
We'd like to invite some very special mares
to the stage.
That's our cue, girls.
Hey, where you going, come back.
Meet our lovely assistants!
They will make a splash-tastic escape
using only the instructions we give them…
with our minds.
Don't try this at home folks!
Do I really have to say anything?
Release those grannies
right now!
Why did you go and do that for? That was our big star moment.
You were in danger! I saw the water! You were trapped!
Oh pish-tosh. This is a magic show.
We've seen it a thousand times.
Everypony always escapes.
That's right folks.
Because of our own skill as magicians!
Then now, a disappearing act!
Well I hope you're happy.
We've been waiting to be picked as the lovely assistants in that trick for years!
You keep ruining our fun!
I had a hot hoof going in that game you decided to lose for us.
And I wanted to eat those nachos at the buffet.
And I could have torn up the dance floor if you didn't keep stopping me.
They're being too polite to say it, so I will.
Rainbow Dash we thought you'd be a hoot
but I ain't never met a wetter hen!
What?!
She's right! You've had your mane in a twist ever since we arrived.
Is something the matter, dear?
I'm so sorry everypony.
The truth is, all I wanted to do for this whole trip is ride the Wild Blue Yonder.
I mean, it's why I came to Las Pegasus is in the first place.
Applejack told me not to let you out of my sight.
Or you might overdo it and we'd have to go home early.
Applejack put you up to this?
Oh, Applejack.
I have no idea
Well now it's too late.
I ruined your trip
and it's the last day ever to ride the Wild Blue Yonder.
The line is so long,
I'll never get to go on it.
That's it?
Hey, what's so funny?
Is that all you wanted?
Well, fish-flavored kitten kibble.
Why didn't you say so sooner?
Come on girls!
We're Gold Horseshoe members
the most exclusive club an Las Pegasus.
And she's with us.
We've been coming here every moon since we can remember.
Even some we don't remember.
It definitely has its perks.
Like fancy sweets and rollercoaster rides?
That's right,
and I hope you like riding in the front.
Oh, yes!
This is amazing! Isn't this amazing?!
Sugar, you probably wanna hold on about now.
I'm sorry I misjudged you for being older ponies.
You mares are actually pretty cool.
Rainbow Dash?
Yeah Granny?
The girls and I've been talking.
And well…
We think you're a hoot after all.
We'd like to invite you to become a permanent member of the Gold Horseshoe Gals!
Really?!
Same time next year?
I wouldn't miss it for anything!
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