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Can you believe Featherweight
got his cutie mark?
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Featherweight! Before us!
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Great cutie mark, Featherweight!
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Looking good!
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I give up...
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I've got it!
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The answer to all our problems!
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The Foal Free Press?
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How's the school paper
gonna get us our cutie marks?
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Move your caboose!
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That's Granny Smith. Gotta run!
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Maybe there's something
to this newspaper idea.
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Guess it's worth a shot...
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Apple Bloom, your newspaper idea
was nothing but a big bust.
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We tried everything, from papier-mâché
to making birds nests and nothing worked.
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What's so funny?
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What I meant was,
we should write for the paper!
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We can get our cutie marks as journalists!
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Season 2 | Episode 23
Ponyville Confidential
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Subbed and Synced by GrayJeager
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http://www.youtube.com/user/GrayJeager3
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Okay class, see you tomorrow!
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Oh, and for those of you who want
to join the newspaper staff,
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stay here because we're meeting right now!
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Cutie marks in journalism!
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Such a good idea.
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Welcome, everypony.
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Now, as you know,
our editor-in-chief graduated last year.
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Yes?
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What's an editor-in-chief?
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Good question, Sweetie Belle,
I like those reporters' instincts.
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The Foal Free Press
is a student-run paper.
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I'm only involved as an advisor.
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So the editor-in-chief
is the pony in charge.
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From choosing the stories,
to making sure it gets to press on time.
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Now, as I said,
we have a new editor this year!
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Diamond Tiara?!
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I'll leave you alone now to discuss
everypony's assignments.
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Have fun!
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Alright, listen up.
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The Foal Free Press is a joke.
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Nopony at this school takes it seriously.
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Well I, the editor-in-chief in charge,
am gonna deliver us to newfound glory!
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Yay!
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First things first,
where's the staff photographer?
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Get out there and document everything.
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I'll decide what's important.
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The rest of you, I want hard-hitting news
and interesting thinkpieces.
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No more namby-pamby stories
like last year's editor.
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But Namby-Pamby was a great editor.
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Well, there's a new regime now,
and I want juicy stories.
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The juicier the better!
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Now get out there and report!
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Let's get out of here, girls.
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Maybe we can try packing boxes again.
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But this could be our last chance
to earn our cutie marks!
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If we really are supposed
to be journalists,
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isn't it worth a little grief?
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I guess you're right.
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We can take a little bit of Diamond Tiara
for a lifetime of cutie marks.
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C'mon! Let's go get those marks!
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My first story's gonna be
an exclusive interview.
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I saw a brand new nest
of baby birds the other day.
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I bet our readers would eat up
a sweet story like that!
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Granny Smith has all sorts
of great stories!
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I reckon I'll do a piece
on the history of Ponyville.
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I hope you've got something,
because everything so far is unusable.
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"Baby Birds Born...?"
"Rarity's Hot New Hat...?"
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"Ponyville, The Early Years...!?"
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I don't know what you call this,
but it sure isn't news!
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We just... thought...
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Get something else on my desk
by the end of the day,
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and it better be juicy!
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Now what? Do you know what
I had to do to get that story?
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Oh, you don't even wanna know
what I had to sit through.
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Get it off me, Snails!
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Yeah, you get it off me, Snips?
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Stop it! You are making it worse!
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Oh, great.
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I'll get it.
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Get it off! Get it off!
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Hey, Featherweight, c'mere!
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Take a few pictures of this,
then meet me during lunch.
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Girls, I have our story.
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Snips and Snails in bubblegum fails!
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"And that's when the biggest jokester
in school really stuck his hoof in it..."
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"... literally!"
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The Foal Free Press is usually
just boring news and stuff.
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So funny!
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Our mothers always told us
we'd end up in the papers someday.
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Yeah, and look!
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We finally got the gum out!
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Your column is a sensation!
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I don't want you doing news anymore.
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I want more columns like this.
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Columns about ponies
and their private lives...
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The things they do when
they think they're alone...
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You three are my new gossip columnists!
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And I love the way you signed it!
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Gabby Gums...
that was a stroke of genius!
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We couldn't fit all of our names.
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So we decided to create one
for all three of us.
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Well, I want more Gabby Gums!
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Nice work, girls.
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But we sure seem
to have a gift for gossip.
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If we can write a few more
of these Gabby Gums columns,
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we'll earn our cutie marks for sure!
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Scootaloo...? Do you have anything?
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Nope.
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Apple Bloom?
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Sorry.
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Let's face it, nothing very juicy
happens at this school.
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We're doomed.
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Sweetie Belle... was she raised
in a barn or something?
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You really shouldn't be snooping, Rarity.
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Oh, but it's so much fun, Rarity.
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Hello... what's this?
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Gum on their bum!
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Too rich!
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Can you please keep it down
with all the laughter?
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I'm trying to- hey!
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I was just...
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Are you snooping through my saddlebag?
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How dare you!
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Oh, but this Gabby Gums
column is so funny!
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You actually like the school paper?
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It's so much juicier than anything
in the boring old Ponyville Express.
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Could I borrow this to show my friends?
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Your friends would wanna read
the Foal Free Press?
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Oh, they'd just love Gabby Gums!
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Who is she, anyway?
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I've never heard of her before.
Is she a new-
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We gave up too quickly, girls.
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Forget trying to squeeze stories
out of this school.
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We need to expand!
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We can find all kinds of great gossip
out there in Ponyville!
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We'll need to tell Featherweight
to start working overtime.
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Sweetie Belle, you're a genius!
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"Pound and Pumpkin Cake trip
to the store ends in tears."
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Gabby Gums comes through again!
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The Ponyville news stand
wants to carry the Foal Free Press!
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Ponies keep coming by and asking for it!
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Send 'em twenty copies,
and if they run out of those,
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we'll send 'em twenty more!
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You three are doing
a great job for this paper.
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Keep those columns coming!
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This is great!
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Oh, this is the life, isn't it, girls?
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The best hooficure I've ever had!
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You said it.
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I don't know if I've ever been
so relaxed.
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You guys!
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The new Gabby Gums just came out!
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"The Great and Powerful Trixie's
secrets revealed!"
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We already read that one, Rainbow Dash.
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Come on, relax, have a hooficure,
it feels amazing.
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Did you forget who you're talking to?
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The day I get a hooficure
is the day I turn in my daredevil license.
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Besides, I haven't read
this Gabby Gums yet.
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Well, do it quietly, will ya?
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Some of us are trying to unwind!
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I like Gabby Gums too, but don't
you think she can be a little mean?
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She's not mean, Twilight, she's a hoot!
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"Celestia, just like us?"
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Gabby Gums doesn't value
anypony's privacy.
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Oh, lighten up, Twilight,
there's nothing but harmless gossip!
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Yeah, Twilight, I mean listen to this one.
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"Mayor, not naturally gray!"
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"The Mayor in a mane dyeing scandal?"
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Who wouldn't wanna read that?
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I just can't help feeling sorry for
the ponies featured in her columns.
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It's gotta be a little embarrassing.
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Are you kidding?
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Do you know how awesome it is
to get your name in the paper?
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Rainbow, why don't you join me
in one of these delicious hooficures?
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It's that good, huh?
Well, maybe just one little hoof.
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Forget it, I don't like ponies
touching my hooves.
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Man... I'd love it if Gabby Gums
did a story on me.
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She did one on me.
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What?!
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"Exclusive! Local dragon tells all."
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"Spike opens up about Canterlot,
naps, and his favorite jams!"
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It's our best column yet!
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More like your worst column yet!
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Gabby Gums didn't become
the biggest thing in Ponyville
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with namby-pamby stories like this!
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Yeah, she's right.
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This column is a little softer
than our usual gossip.
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Were you guys feeling guilty
about all the gossip too?
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Like... maybe we could be
hurting other ponies' feelings?
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Yeah, I didn't wanna say anything because
everypony loves Gabby Gums so much,
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but... I was sorta hoping we could start
writing more stories like this one.
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Me too.
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If we're gonna get our cutie marks,
we've got to give the ponies
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what they want.
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"Applejack, asleep on the job!"
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Can y'all believe this?!
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And this one:
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"Big Macintosh, what's he hiding?"
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Who the hay does this Gabby Gums
think she is?
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Listen to this one.
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"Twilight Sparkle, I was a Canterlot snob."
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"A well-placed scaly source
close to the prissy pony says..."
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"Twilight Sparkle thinks Ponyville
is nothing but muddy roads..."
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"... and low-class rooves."
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Spike!
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How could you say such a thing?
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Well, I didn't! Gabby Gums made that up!
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I never said anything like that!
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Everypony, please!
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She's just a harmless schoolpony
engaged in a little idle gossip.
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You're really making too big a deal
out of this.
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But it's all lies!
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Gabby Gums prints whatever she wants.
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She doesn't care whose reputation
she destroys!
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"Fluttershy has tail extensions!"
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"Pinkie Pie is an out-of-control
party animal!"
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What?!
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It's true! I do have a problem!
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Oh look! According to this one,
the Cakes are breaking up!
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We are?!
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Well, my life is officially... over.
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Gabby Gums has made it to Cloudsdale.
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"Rainbow Dash,
Speed demon or super softie?"
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I grabbed as many copies as I could,
but it was too late!
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I'm a laughing stock!
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See, Rarity?
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Your so-called 'harmless gossip'
can be very hurtful!
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Honestly, you ponies
have no sense of humor.
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So she tweaks a few ponies
every now and then,
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maybe they deserv-
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I'll destroy her!
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"The drama queen diaries."
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She's reprinted my diary!
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How could Gabby Gums possibly
get access to my private diary?!
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We've got to put a stop to this
once and for all!
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Sweetie Belle's on the newspaper staff.
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Maybe she knows who Gabby Gums is!
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My sister would never associate
with anyone as beastly as Gabby Gums!
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I resent you even suggesting
such a thing, Twilight!
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Why, she's the most innocent,
most lovely...
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... most evil pony in Equestria!
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My own sister steals my private diary.
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How could my own sister be...
Gabby Gums?
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Et tu, Gabby Gums?!
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You know?! How'd you find out?!
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The gilded pages of your betrayal!
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Oh yeah.
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How could you do this to me?!
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You stole my secret diary and published it
for all the world to read!
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Gossip can be a very hurtful thing.
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It is an invasion of privacy, just like
when I snooped through your saddlebag.
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You didn't like that much, did you?
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No...
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What is important is that you understand
how your column makes the ponies
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that you're writing about feel!
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I do understand,
and we've all been feeling guilty.
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But we just want our cutie marks so badly!
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Do you really think that
writing nasty things
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and making everypony feel horrible
is your destiny?
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Well, when you put it that way...
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No!
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I won't let you quit!
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But the gossip we've been printing
is hurting everypony's feelings!
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Feelings? I don't care about feelings!
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Gabby Gums is my bread and butter.
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And I'm not gonna let you
goody two horseshoes
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take that away from me!
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We're sorry, Diamond Tiara,
but we've made our decision.
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Yeah, you can't force us
to keep gossiping.
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When you see these...
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You may not want to quit after all.
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I told Featherweight
to document everything...
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And that's exactly what he did.
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Gimme those!
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Sorry, girls, property of
the Foal Free Press.
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And if Gabby Gums really
does go into retirement,
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I'll need something to fill
that empty column space.
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Now get out there
and bring me more Gabby Gums!
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We'll find a way out of this, girls.
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Maybe Rainbow Dash
will have a story for us.
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She's always good for some gossip.
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Rainbow Dash! Hey, Rainbow Dash!
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Well, if it isn't Gabby Gums.
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You heard too, huh?
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Are you kidding?
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Everypony in town knows it's you three.
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Don't suppose you'd let us
write a column on you, huh?
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Oh, hi Angel, is Fluttershy home?
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Hey, what gives?
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Twilight thought you might try
to show your faces around here,
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so she put up a force field.
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Aw, c'mon, Applejack!
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You're not mad at us too, are you?
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Yup.
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You're not even gonna talk to us?
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Nope.
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You should be ashamed of yourself,
humiliatin' your sister 'n' me like that.
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We don't wanna talk to
any y'all right now,
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so take your little gossip column
and your embarrassing photographs
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and just go away!
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We've ruined all of our friendships
and we still don't have our cutie marks!
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This is the worst day ever!
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Oh yeah? Wait 'til tomorrow.
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Our most embarrassing moments
are about to be published
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for everypony to laugh at.
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So, what do we do?
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I don't know.
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We're not leaving this clubhouse
until we think of something!
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That's it, Gabby Gums is out of time.
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Run these instead.
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I want this paper on every
street corner in Ponyville!
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Yes, ma'am!
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Stop the presses!
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Uh, they haven't started yet.
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We have a Gabby Gums column!
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You're lucky I'm nice.
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This better not happen again, or else.
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Well done, Diamond Tiara.
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You've averted yet another crisis
with your amazing diplomatic skills.
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"An open letter to Ponyville
by Gabby Gums"?!
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What is this?!
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They're not gonna get away with this!
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I'll publish those photos tomorrow!
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They messed with the wrong pony!
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To the citizens of Ponyville.
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For some time now, you've been reading
this column to get the latest dirt
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and the hottest buzz.
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But this will be my final piece.
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We want to apologize for the pain
and embarrassment we've caused.
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Y'see, I'm actually three little fillies.
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Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo.
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As the popularity of our column grew,
we got swept up in the hype.
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We knew that what we were
doing didn't feel quite right,
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but we ignored the guilt,
because everypony
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seemed to want to read
what we were writing.
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From now on, we promise to respect
everypony else's privacy.
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and we won't engage
in hurtful gossip any more.
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All we can do is ask for
your forgiveness, Ponyville.
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Signing off for the very last time,
XOXO, Gabby Gums.
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Well, staff, I guess I gave
a little too much authority
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to a first-time editor.
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I'm sorry, Diamond Tiara,
I have to strip you of your title.
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And for the next editor
of the Foal Free Press...
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Here's your new editor-in-chief,
Featherweight!
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Oh, him? But what about me?!
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Here ya go! I've been promoted
to staff photographer!