MY LITTLE PONY 7

Episode 702 / 403-702

"All Bottled Up”

Written by

Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco

As Broadcast Script: January 16, 2017

        Kathleen Barr as TRIXIE
   Kelly Sheridan as STARLIGHT GLIMMER
Tara Strong as TWILIGHT SPARKLE
                     Tabitha St. Germain as RARITY, GRANNY SMITH, JEWELER PONY
             Ashleigh Ball as RAINBOW DASH, APPLEJACK
        		   								Cathy Weseluck as SPIKE
                                               Riley Murdock as ATTENDANT PONY
                                       Andrea Libman as PINKIE PIE, FLUTTERSHY
                                                 Michael Dobson as BULK BICEPS
TEASEr
INT. Twilight's Castle - Kitchen - DAY
Trixie 
Come on, come on! turn into a tea cup. No. Tea cup! No! Tea cup! No!
Trixie (CONT'D)
Starlight, I can't put a trick that's not working into my act. How come it's not working? 
StarLIGHT GLIMMER
It could be because you're just yelling "tea cup" and not picturing it in your mind. 
TRIXIE
Oh. Yeah, that could be it.
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
What does your tea cup look like? What shape is it? What color? 
Trixie
Woo! Starlight, I did it! 
Trixie
(Giggling) I did it, I did it, I did it! (Giggling)
StARLIGHT GLIMMER
Hey!
TrIXIE
Tea cup! (Giggling)  Tea cup! Tea cup! Tea cup! Tea cup! Teeeaa Cup! Tea Cup! Tea Cup! Teeeaa Cup! You know what you need? A tea cup! 
TRIXIE (CONT'D)
Whoops, I guess I pictured a tea cup poodle. 
StarLIGHT GLIMMER
Trixie, you ruined my tea cakes! 
TrixIE
I just got excited! This is the first time I did a transfiguration spell. Real magic! C'mon. Be impressed by me! 
TrIXIE (CONT'D)
"Yay Trixie! You are so great at magic and having good hair."

Starlight GLIMMER
(Giggles)Good job, Trix, but I was baking these to give to Twilight and the girls for their friendship retreat. Pinkie Pie gave me her recipe and everything. 
TRIXIE
Ohh, you need some snacks to give to Twilight? I’ve got you covered. Problem solved?
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
(Sigh) Not exactly. 
END TEASER.
MAIN TITLES.
ACT ONE
EXT. TRAIN STATION - DAY 
TwilIGHT SPARKLE
I am so excited for this friendship retreat! I can't remember the last time we all got to hang out without having to save Equestria!
rainbow dash
Well, we are awesome, but technically we weren't the last ponies to save Equestria...
TWILIGHT SPARKLE
I was speaking in a broader sense! Are you sure you two don't want to come with us?
Spike
Yeah, I have three new comics to get through.
StarligHT GLIMMER
And I promised Trixie we'd practice more magic. It might be better if the castle was empty if you know what I mean. 
TrIXIE
Relax. If anything breaks, Starlight will just go back in time and fix it. Kidding!
StarliGHT GLIMMER
We'll take good care of the castle while you're gone. 
TrIXIE
Have fun on your friendship retreat! What in Equestria is a friendship retreat, anyway?
StarLIGHT GLIMMER
 They're gonna bond, share laughs, and if I know them, they're gonna sing a song.
TRIXIE
We are gonna have so much more fun than them.
StarlIGHT GLIMMER
Shhh!
TRIXIE (CONT'D)
Twilight, wait! Starlight has something for you!
TwILIGHT SPARKLE
Huh?
StarlIGHT GLIMMER
Here, I um brought you snacks. 
TwILIGHT SPARKLE
Oh. How... thoughtful. Thanks. We will... not get hungry on the train. 
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
It was supposed to be tea cakes, but it's a long story. 
StARLIGHT GLIMMER (CONT'D)
Have a great time. 
TWILIGHT SPARKLE
You too! 
INT. TWILIGHT'S CASTLE - THRONE ROOM - lATER 
Starlight GLIMMER
Okay Trixie, what kind of spells did you want to work on next?
TriXIE
Well, every self respecting magician has a disappearing act so maybe we could start with that? 
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
Hmm. Nothing just disappears so that's technically a teleportation spell and those are pretty hard. Maybe we should start with something smaller? 
TRIXIE
Nonono no. The great and powerful Trixie goes big or not at all! Just tell me how you do it.
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
Well i've always found magic is tied to my emotions. Whatever I'm feeling fuels whatever I'm doing, and the stronger I'm feeling the stronger the magic.
TRIXIE
Riiight. Like when you were so upset that Cutie Marks took away your friend, your magic was strong enough to enslave an entire village.
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
Yup. Thanks for bringing that up.
TRIXIE
See? I'm already learning! If anypony is going to teach me how to do a disappearing spell... 
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
Teleportation spell. 
TRIXIE
Whatever. I'm complimenting you! And me. We can do this cuz we're amazing and magic is friendship and stuff. 
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
I guess we can give it a whirl. Now we just need to find you something to teleport.
TRIXIE
Spike? How bout it?
Starlight GLIMMER
Let's pick something, I don't know, not living. 
TRIXIE
I mean, it won't be as impressive, but okay. Teach away, mini Twilight. 
INT. manehattan ESCAPE - HALLWAY - LATER
AtTENDANT PONY
Welcome to Manehattan Escapes!
Rarity
I'm going to start with a facial, and then get my hooves done...
TwILIGHT SPARKLE
Oh. It's not that kind of retreat. 
RARITY
Isn't it called Manehattan Escapes because it's a deluxe spa where you can escape all your troubles? 
TWILIGHT SPARKLE
Nope. It's because we get locked in a room and we have to solve puzzles and riddles in order to escape!!!! 
INT. manehattan ESCAPE ROOM - CONTINUOUS
Attendant Pony
The clues will lead you to a key to get out. 
TwILIGHT SPARKLE
Team building!!
APPLEJACK
Come on, girls. This could be fun. 
TWILIGHT SPARKLE
"Could be"? Some of brightest minds in Equestria put together these puzzles!
Fluttershy
I'm just happy to be with all of you. 
PinKIE PIE
Me too! I'm not great at solving riddles, but I'm super great at cheering other ponies on while they do it. GO US!! Oha oha! Woohoo!!
Rarity
Yes, yes woohoo, but just so we know, exactly how long will we be locked in here? 
AttENDANT PONY
A group of Griffons set the record for the fastest escape. It only took them an hour. 
RainbOW DASH
Pssh. Griffons barely like each other and we're basically the poster ponies for amazing friendships so get your quill ready, bub. You're gonna have to write down a new record.
INT. TWILIGHT'S Castle - THRONE ROOM - LATER
StarLIGHT GLIMMER
If you master this spell before the girls get back, you'd be setting some kind of record.
TRIXIE
Challenge accepted.
StarLIGHT GLIMMER
Okay, what you want to do is concentrate on the object that you want to teleport. 

SpIKE
Yeahh, I'm gonna go... all the way over here.
TRIXIE
Concentrate on teleporting, got it. Doin' the spell! 
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
No Trix, wait. Not just--
Trixie
Ta da???
END ACT ONE
ACT TWO
INT. THRONE ROOM - SAME
StarlIGHT GLIMMER
Nonononononono! You made Twilight's Friendship Map disappear!!! 
TRIXIE
Ahem. Teleport. 
StARLIGHT GLIMMER
Really?!
TRIXIE
Well it was behind the apple, it was bound to happen. On the plus side, my magic is getting better. I made a whole table go poof! That was pretty impressive. 
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
Trixie, we have to get that map back. 
TrIxie
We'll find it. No big deal.  
StaRLIGHT GLIMMER
Twilight's never going to trust me to be alone in this castle again! What were you thinking?
Trixie
"Teleport"! Like you told me to!
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
No! You're supposed to concentrate on the object! Not just teleporting!
Trixie
Well gee, you probably should have told me all the steps before you let me do the spell. 
Starlight GLIMMER
I TRIED!
Starlight GLIMMER (CONT'D)
I... need a minute.
INT. TWILIGHT'S CASTLE - KITCHEN - MOMENTS LATER
SpIKE
Hey, are you okay? 
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
I will be, once I cast a spell to contain my anger in this bottle.
SPIKE
Wait, what?
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
Do you see that storm cloud in there? That's never happened before. All that angry magical energy has to go somewhere and if I'm not using it to fight a magical duel or bend my friends' wills to obey my every command --
SPIKE
Ha. I remember that. 
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
The point is, I don't know what my magic's going to do. So I'm hoping if I bottle up my anger, I won't do who- knows-what to Trixie. 
SPIKE
Are you sure that's a good idea?
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
What choice do I have? I have to get that map back and I don't want to lose Trixie. If she knew what I was thinking right now she'd probably never talk to me again. 
SPIKE
Okay. You do what you need to do, I'll see if I can find the map somewhere in the castle. 
INT. Twilight's Castle - Throne Room - Moments later
StarlIGHT GLIMMER
Trixie.
Trixie
Oh there you are. For a minute there I didn't think you were coming back and that you might be upset with me for some weird reason. But then I remembered you never get mad at me.
StarlIGHT GLIMMER
Whoo. Nope. Not mad at all. So, the map is probably in last place you were thinking of. Where was that?
TRIXIE
Oooh. Great question. I wish you had asked it like right after I did the spell. I don't remember anymore.
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
No worries. We'll just take a walk around town. Maybe that will jog your memory. 
TRIXIE
Ok, that sounds fun. (Then) Oooh! 
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
Did you remember? 
TRIXIE
No. But I did think we could stop for cinnamon nuts while we're out! 
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
Cinnamon nuts?!
Starlight GLIMMER (CONT'D)
That's a good idea.
TrixIE
Yesssss! I've been craving something sweet, since I couldn't have any tea cakes this morning.
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
You got this, Starlight. 
INT. manehattan ESCAPE - SAME
CLOSE ON Pinkie Pie:
PINKIE PIE
Woohoo! Go Twilight, you can do it!
PINKIE PIE
Woohoo! 

APPLEJACK
Hoo-wee! You solved that triangle-y thing mighty fast.
APPLEJACK (CONT'D)
Does anypony need a purple jewel?
RARITY
Ooh! Plum or boysenberry?
APPLEJACK
Don't both those fruits mean "purple"?
RarITY
Yes, but ones a lovely purple and ones.. well icky.
RaiNBOW DASH
Just put the gem in! We're trying to set a record, here!
PINKIE PIE
Yay, we solved another clue! / Cuz our friendship is so true! 
PINKIE PIE
Yay us! Woohooo!!!!!

int. jewelry store - same
Jeweler pony
Oh hello Fillies, how can I help you?Ooh, are those cinnamon nuts?
TrIXIE
Mhmm Yes! I got them from the cart outside. They're delicious. Want some?

starlight GLIMMER
Have you seen a big table? Magical map on it? Sometimes glowing cutie marks shoot out?
jEWELER PONY
Uhh big ta…No.. No. Why in Equestria would something like that be here?
triXIE
Well I cast a pretty amazing spell that transported it to the last place I was thinking of. I might have been thinking about how I'd treat myself to a nice brooch instead.
jewELER PONY
Ah. Well, no huge table here. Are you still interested in that brooch?
TRIXIE
Sure!
StARLIGHT GLIMMER
No!
StaRLIGHT GLIMMER (CONT'D)
We don't have time for this!! Twilight and the girls are gonna be back soon. 
StARLIGHT GLIMMER (CONT'D)
But I'm not upset. What's our next stop?
Ext. Sweet apple acres - later that day
Granny smith
Nope. I aint seen it.
StarLIGHT GLIMMER
Are you sure? It's really really important that we find it. And it might be here because somepony was craving apples.
TrIXIE
I'm still craving them. They'd go so well  with cinnamon nuts!
Granny smith
Them nuts sure do smell good!
StarLIGHT GLIMMER
Granny Smith. Please. The table?
GRANNY SMITH
My eyes ain't what they used to be but I'd know fer sure if a big ole table dun appear out of thin air!
EXT. ponyville - street - LATER 
TriXIE
...Darn. I could've have sworn it'd be at the ice cream parlor, because it was warm in the castle and I thought I wanted ice cream. Ooh! Maybe we should check out the Crystal Empire because Twilight's castle is made out of crystals so I totally had crystals on my mind. 
StarLIGHT GLIMMER
Okay. We better start moving if we want to make it to the Crystal Empire.
TRIXIE
Are you okay Starlight? Because you seem a little...what's the word? Uck la la.
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
Nope. I am great.
TRIXIE
Did your saddle bag just glow?
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
No.
TRIXIE
Gimmee
StaRLIGHT GLIMMER (CONT'D)
No. 
TRIXIE
Give it here
StaRLIGHT GLIMMER (CONT'D)
No. Dont
TRIXIE
Whats in this?
Bulk biceps
CINNAMON NUTS!
GranNY SMITH
I've had a hankerin' for these all day!
jewelER PONY
Me too, ever since that Trixie came by with them.
TrIXIE
Um. Why are they looking at me like that?
END ACT TWO
ACT THREE
EXT. PONYVILLE - street - CONTINUOUS
TrIXIE
Woah!

GrANNY SMITH
You ruined my tea cakes!
TrIXIE
What?!

JeweLER PONY
You just had to give Twilight those smelly pretzels.
TRIXIE
Were they your pretzels? I don't understand--
Bulk biceps
YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH YOU!
TRIXIE
Starlight can you help me? Pleassee!
INT. MANEHATTAN ESCAPES - SAME
Apple jack
Twilight, can you help me please?
RaiNBOW DASH
I've seen those symbols - over here!  
PINKIE PIE
You can do it! 
Rarity
Almost there! 
fluttershy
I've got the key!
TwILIGHT SPARKLE
This is it! I'm so impressed.  
RaiNBOW DASH
I'm not! I knew we were the best! 
EXT. PONYVILLE STREET - CONTINUOUS
Granny SMITH
You're the worst!
TrixIE
That seems harsh...
TrIXIE (CONT'D)
Aaah! Starlight!! 
EXT. PONYVILLE STREET - CONTINUOUS
Trixie
I don't know what's happening! Starlight Help!
StaRLIGHT GLIMMER 
I’m glad Twilight isn’t here to see this.
CUT TO:
INT. MANEHATTAN ESCAPES – SAME
TWILIGHT SPARKLE
I wish that Starlight was here to see how strong friendships can be when we trust each other and work together! You’ve all taught me so much.
TWILIGHT SPARKLE
Friendship used to make me so queasy queasy/
But you made it all so easy easy.
Now, I don't have to say what I'm thinkin'/
You already know without even blinkin' 
APPLEJACK
You girls are the apple of my eye.
RaiNBOW DASH
The race that doesn't end in a tie! 
PINKIE PIE
You are the funnel cake at my fair!
FluTTERSHY
The warm hug of a fuzzy bear!
Mane Six
Best friends until the end of time. We’ll have each others backs and let our true selves shine. And that’s because everything we need is all right here when we’re with our team.

EXT. PONYVILLE STREET - SAME
TrixIE
Starlight!  A spark of magic could be very helpful right about now! 
StarLIGHT GLIMMER
I can't--
INT. MANEHATTAN ESCAPE - Same
TwILIGHT SPARKLE
I simply can’t imagine there’d be a day/ where I wouldn’t want to be walkin your way. Whatever new problems there may be may be/ Our friendship is always the door with a key.
Rarity
You are the jewels in my friendship crown. 
TwILIGHT SPARKLE
The sparks that make my world go round.
Mane SIX
We bring the best out that’s our goal. There’s no telling how far we’ll go. Best friends, until the end of time. We’ll have each other’s backs and let our true selves shine. And that’s because everything we need is all right here when we’re with our team.
attenDANT PONY
That was lovely. But um, you know the game isn't over until you turn that key.
RaiNBOW DASH
AHH! Did we do it?
ATTENDANT PONY
So close. You missed the griffon record by two seconds. Probably shouldn't have sung that song. 
RaiNBOW DASH
AWW NUTS! 
EXT. PONYVILLE street - SAME 
BulK BICEPS
AHHHHHHH!!
TrIXIE
Nuts!
BulK BICEPS
YOU JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO!
TrIXIE
Starlight!
GraNNY SMITH
And you don't always have to bring up my dark past!
Trixie
I didn't know you had one, Granny Smith! 
JeWELER PONY
I just can't believe you sometimes! You make me so MAD!
TrIXIE
I barely even know you! I don't understand why you're all so mad at me! 
StarLIGHT GLIMMER
They're not. I am.
TRIXIE
You are?
StarLIGHT GLIMMER
I'm really... mad at you.
StARLIGHT GLIMMER (CONT'D)
You lost Twilight's map table, you make jokes like it's no big deal, it's like you don't even care you could get me in a lot of trouble.
STARLIGHT GLIMMER (CONT'D)
If we can't find that table, Twilight's never going to trust me again. And the worst part is you didn’t even say you were sorry! 
TrIXIE
I... I'm sorry. I had no idea you felt that way. 
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
Yeah. I do. But to be fair, I don't know how you could have known. I did a spell. I bottled up my anger but when the bottle broke, it infected these three. I'm really sorry, I used magic so I wouldn't use magic. I should have guessed that would backfire. 
JeweLER PONY
Oh that's alright. It was a slow day. 
Granny SMITH
Yeah. I was gonna get my dentures cleaned before y'all shown up. 
 
BuLK BICEPS
Oh no. My nut cart! 
BuLK BICEPS (CONT'D)
Yay! My nut cart! 
JewELER PONY
Hang on, don't you work at the spa? 
BULK BICEPS
I'm late for my other job! What, I wear many hats. 
TrIXIE
Not gonna lie, hearing you and those random ponies say all those terrible things about me wasn't easy. But I needed to hear it. Why didn't you just tell me how you felt?
StarLIGHT GLIMMER
I didn't want to lose you as a friend.
TRIXIE
Pfft. Come on! It'd take a lot more than that to lose me. Our friendship is stronger than a few angry words.
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
And a magical temper tantrum? 
TRIXIE
Listen, I'd take that over the boring pony you were becoming any day. The Starlight I love is passionate, lively, and yeah, sometimes angry. Those are my favorite parts of you. That, and the fact that you forgive me every time.
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
I'll forgive you if you forgive me.
TRIXIE
Deal.
TrIXIE (CONT'D)
I remember what I was thinking about!
Cut to:
Int. Ponyville day spa - momentS LATER
StarLIGHT GLIMMER
You're kidding me.
TrIXIE
There's more to it than that. I was thinking about how glad I am to have met you and I remembered our first meeting: here at the Ponyville Spa.
Trixie (CONT'D)
And now I just have to teleport it back. 
StarLIGHT GLIMMER
No no no no noooo!!!!
INT. TWILIGHT'S THRONE ROOM - LATER
SpIKE
A little to the left... Now rotate it juuust a hair... 
TwILIGHT SPARKLE (o.S.)
Hey girls! How did it go?
Trixie/starlight
Nothing.
TWILIGHT SPARKLE
What?
StARLIGHT GLIMMER
Let's just say I learned a friendship lesson while you were gone.
TWILIGHT SPARKLE
You've barely graduated and you're already taking initiative! Oh. So proud.
FlUTTERSHY
We learned about team building, and problem solving--
PinKIE PIE
--and when not to sing songs!
RariTY
We certainly had a good time, but I really was looking forward to a spa day. And the Ponyville spa is still open. Anyone?
Twilight/pinkie pie/applejack/rainbow dash
Sounds good to me! / I reckon I could use that. / I have a coupon!

TrixIE
We'll meet you there! 

Trixie (CONT'D)
Quick. Do you have a spell that will make the Spa Ponies forget that the map table was there? 
StARLIGHT GLIMMER
Haven't you learned anything about using magic to solve your problems? 
TRIXIE
No. If we learn that lesson, how will we ever have fun? 
END SHOW.