https://pastebin.com/tuq2GgFN >Rainbow: That's my mane you dumb cunt, do you have any idea how much I have to groom that thing till it sparkles properly? rainbow tails are hard maintenance. Oh yeah AJ grabs Dash's tail just like in episode 1, apparently it becomes a thing between them where Applejack takes her a peg down. >Applejack >dat anger When the hell did AJ get aggressive. Why she hating on the element of loyalty, dawg? So yeah apparently Applejack's flaws don't end with her terrible accent and boring ideals, she ends up becoming a pretty shit character I would gladly punch in the breasts if she was a real person. Maybe a kick to the family jewels would make her eat her pride. >Hate-sex lesbian connotations Yeah right, as if. It's a hint, even a foreshadowing about Fall Weather Friends episode 13. Of course the apple horse about muh family and muh conservatism is all against the freedom rebellious pony all about liberalism and glory and following your own dreams. Applejack is still glory, just in a shitty excuse of "I do it for the right reasons" kinda shit way like in Applebuck Season. I think one of AJ's flaw traits is also her jealousy of ponies far more superior to her values, education and ability. Hence jealousy of little sister being braver than her, jealousy of Twilight's magic, jealousy of Rainbow's wings. But that's just implications, they never exaggerate on these traits properly and try to resolve them in the episodes, then again that's what they do with this entire season so this entire show is an implication of lost potential. Like Fluttershy ever stopping from being shy. Bitch even had 4 episodes and didn't get rid of her autistic tendencies and timidness. Moving on... with Twilight. >These are my tickets, thank you very much. Yeah you tell them you intellectual rebel. Now let them have it! >Who has the best reason to go - gets the ticket *facepalm*. I hate characters who make excuses rather than straight-up telling you to fuck off, it's just so beta. You see, the thing about friendship is... you don't just ask for free stuff after just level 1 of dating, you need level 5 and above, that's the concept. Unless of course your friend is a desperate bored rich person who throws money away and doesn't give a fuck(Internet girlfriends giving you free tickets to Italy). So far Twilight doesn't really know them on a personal level, why the fuck would she take them? Spike should just hog the ticket and then the mane5 can fuck off. >Twilight: Whoever has the best reason should go. >Driving up business for the farm >A chance for auditioning for the Wonderbolts. Those were some pretty shit reasons. >Those were some pretty good reasons Who the fuck asked for your opinion. Those were the most unrealistic and facetious reasons next to Fluttershy's. Anyway for the sake of the plot moving along they have to make Twilight consider taking them, when the problem was if she should have considered taking them in the first place, rather than just keeping the extra ticket for herself. >Belly aching Shut up, I'll feed you later. Not like you do anything useful other than bringing me misery and the responsibility of getting to the toilet in time. Brain over stomach, always. >Twilight backing up with excuses and acting adorkable. Even shying out of social interaction and the pressure of taking a decision. Same scene in season 1 when she makes excuses to Twinkleshine(the pink and white pony in Canterlot) >I don't know about you, but I can't make an important decision on an empty stomach. Translation: Sorry I forgot I'm just a shallow know it all - know nothing pseudo-intellectual with no courage and real smarts inside of me. Seriously if she was genuinely smart she would have solved it in 10 seconds flat. There's all sorts of things you could do with that ticket. Hold challenges for the main 5 to prove they are worth it. Make them do you actual useful favors, like going to Canterlot and getting an old diary back and trusting them to not read it. The plot should have really expanded into Canterlot, hell the whole cartoon should have taken place in Canterlot. Twilight could have also taken advantage of these gullible ponies, turn them all into Spike assistants and slaves by blackmailing them with the ticket. >Pinkie slamming out the door like a cunt and crashing. Ahaha Pinkie Crash, she's been learning from Rainbow Crash. I see they're recycling a lot of small things from episode 1. By the way that building is Sugarcube Corner to the right side, they don't really introduce it till episodes 4,5,9. >Bats! Bats on my face. Where the fuck did this writer come up with the flying black rats known as bats. Two golden tickets are bat wings apparently, yes apparently we have gold-colored bats in plain day light. Pinkie and Rainbow are alike in how obnoxious and immature they are. Sometimes Pinkie equals Dash in speed, probably because she was originally the pegasus Surprise and she was actually the fastest pegasus. Firefly was just the stunts daredevil pony. Surprise was the fast-talking zipping maniac who could fly instantly to a location, her wings flapped as fast as a humming bird. >"Wait" Hello, Fluttershy. I still don't understand why they didn't put the singing voice to also voice act. Unicorns have their own voice actors, but the other 4 have 2 shared voice actors. Probably why Fluttershy, Applejack, Rainbow Dash barely get their own songs. >Tickets to the grand galloping gala! So apparently everyone knows it's a big deal, but have no idea what it actually is about. >It's the most humongous party in all of Equestria Stupidity at it's finest. Assumptions are equal to delusions and often the imagination can play nice tricks on you. >Pinkie's dream sequence. We once again get some recycled backgrounds for Canterlot, but never actually go there. Plus those backgrounds show up for a few seconds and we don't get a very clear view of them. In all the dream sequences we never get a clear panoramic view of Canterlot to judge it's size. All we get is that tiny castle in Rarity's dream sequence and in Best Night Ever. We never get the city of Canterlot, instead we get the castle. The good thing about this sequence is the visual activity and all the props flying around and shit going on the screen. It's good for video making purposes. Much better than AJ's crappy dream sequence. As for the song I really don't like any of her half assed ones which aren't full blown singing with instrumentals, hence Cupcakes is good, but not simple low energy sing-alongs like this one and the ones from the bufallo episode when there's just one piano playing or the pony pokey song from the best night ever episode. >sarsaparillas, sundaes, a lot of shaded out drinks >all those streamers falling down >sugarcubes Weird enough they never eat sugarcubes, despite horses doing so, same with grass, hay stacks and flowers. Instead they eat sandwiches with dandellion flowers. Yeahh these ponies are civilized, they even have a french waiter and they're not even in Canterlot. >Pin the tail on the pony, Photographs booth, Clowns, Balloons Jesus they threw a lot in this and it wasn't even the Weird Al episode. Back when the writers weren't autistic and anti-fun and didn't stare at you blankly when you asked them what a carnival is like. Pinkie Pie seems to think the gala is a carnival of some sort. Maybe at the summer sun celebration in Twilight's flashback there were some merry go rounds, but otherwise no. I think even a 10 year old knows a gala is a fancy party for royal families and princesses. Disney taught us all about what goes into a gala, it's banquet, it's customs and it's atmosphere. How about you FIM what have you taught us? "Laugh at dumb ponies and throw away your gala tickets so nobody may go.", that's... nice. >oh thank you Twilight, it's the most wonderful gift ever. >Twilight's taking me to the GGG. Oh my God they're doing it again. Bossing Twilight around like a bunch of indifferent douchebags. ASK, ASK, ASK first before you do something. Damn them to hell, damn these autists who enjoy hearing themselves without interruption, I bet they'd talk to a plant if it had eyes. I hate these kinds of people. Never asking permission, never shutting up and listening, never capable of reading emotions and what's going inside people's minds. Rarity! and she's missing a circle line from her horn. Compare her horn to the background unicorns. (Twilight's is covered by hair so the base is never shown) >Hey guys what's going on in this ohhmygod culture! ohmygod sophistication! ohmygod chance at marrying Celestia's grand nephew and becoming a princess by proxy. I'll be related to Celestia you guys! That's most likely her line of thought. Good taste in cities. Canterlot would be my go to place too, that and Cloudsdale. Then again Ponyville is a shitty village made out of hay houses and situated in the middle of nowhere next to the everfree forest. There is no competition to be had. Ponyville is the poor man's version of candyland, most of the houses were suppose to be made out of candy, but instead we get girly horsie houses with a shitty yellow and pink color palette. >I've designed ensembles(costumes) for the gala every year, Ah good then could you please explain to your retarded friends what a gala is? >but I've never had the chance to attend. Fuck youuu. At least give your educated opinion about it. The gala is as superficial as Rarity so it would be the perfect place for her. They really should have given us a little flashback here with Rarity to see if she just shipped her dresses and gowns to Canterlot or if she had to travel to the capital city. Then again... I'm sure she visits canterlot every chance she gets, considering her lady boner for it. Can't blame her, Ponyville is a dump and Canterlot is where ponies like Twilight come from and it's where Celestia lives. >Him His name is never said here. Prince Blueblood, most of the fanbase back in 2010 thought he didn't exist, like he was made up by Rarity and this whole gala thing will never come up again. How did Rarity even find out about him and how he looks like? Again, give some scenes for Rarity's visits to Canterlot, make that a recurring thing. Also nice backgrounds of the inside of Canterlot Castle. There sure are a hell lot of star-related things, a lot of galaxy, a lot of planets, overall celestial objects, a lot of hints to a possible episode set in outer space.(Fuck you Faust, fuck you for not delivering Galaxy Girls). New viewers also get a glimpse of princess Celestia. Then again I think they already do in the opening scene every time, unless the first episodes skipped the intro for spoiler purposes. >This slideshow sequence This slow slideshow of images and the dialogue are in reference to Cinderella. That glossy floor layout is never used in episode 26. This dream sequence once again shows that Rarity is a shawllow bitch all about vanity and becoming a diamond. She now wants marriage with a boy pony to complete her annoying stereotype. (with a boy pony, as opposed to a girl pony) Why can Sailor Moon have lesbians, but not FIM? I wonder why she didn't move to Canterlot already, surely with the business she has(they all have) none of the ponies should be short on funds and could settle down anywhere in Equestria... outside of places where the monsters want to eat the ponies.