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[–]DaylightDarkleModerator of /r/mlplounge 34 Punkte35 Punkte  (3 Kinder)

Horn Necrosis

Twilight's Secret Clop Stash

Ponies with fricking lasers on their heads

Everyone has sex, the end.

It is widely known that Ponyville is known for ____

Surpisingly, Canterlot has a museum of _____

____ has won the national Equestrian award for ____

The elements of harmony were originally the elements of _______

Twilight got bored with the magic of friendship, and now studies the magic of _______

This years applebucking season will be replaced with __________

Foodmanes

[–]floutsy 15 Punkte16 Punkte  (1 Kind)

Darkle has been prepared for this day.

[–]destructopopLyra 0 Punkte1 Punkt  (0 Kinder)

Why does that not surprise me in the slightest?

[–]juggleaddic 1 Punkt2 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

Twilight's Secret Clop Stash

0_______0

[–]IdTapDat 20 Punkte21 Punkte  (2 Kinder)

  • Socks Fetish
  • Juice Box Fetish
  • Sloppy Clop
  • Plot
  • Man Spike
  • Scoot, Scoot-A-Loo
  • Sweetie Bot
  • Clop-fics
  • Derpy
  • Make Magic
  • Shake Dat Plot
  • Joe's Donut Hole
  • And That's How Equestria Was Made!

  • Once upon a time, the land of Equestria was ruled by ____ and ____.

  • Rainbow Dash has always wanted (a) ___ .

  • Pinkie Pie secretly wants to ____ with (a) ____.

  • Despite everypony's expectations, Sweetie Belle's cutie mark ended up being (a) ___ .

  • When Spike is asleep, Twilight likes to read books about ___ .

[–]I-plaey-geetar 4 Punkte5 Punkte  (1 Kind)

Joe's doughnut hole

OH GAWD

[–]DaylightDarkleModerator of /r/mlplounge 11 Punkte12 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

Worst pony

[–][deleted] 9 Punkte10 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

Twist

[–][deleted] 10 Punkte11 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

I have another ideaaa

Super Speedy ____ Sqeezy 5000

[–]DMTMH 11 Punkte12 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

Pony-Griffon marriage

[–][deleted] 8 Punkte9 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

Two unicorns shitting into a bucket.

[–]MemeticOutlawWonderbolts 8 Punkte9 Punkte  (8 Kinder)

Wincest.
Anthro porn.
Having hot pony sex with Bloomberg.
Sweetie Belle's virgin marshmallow pussy.
/mlp/.
You're a human transported to Equestria! The first thing you'd look for is ______.
Fedoras/goggles.

[–]ElSuperGregSweetie Belle 5 Punkte6 Punkte  (7 Kinder)

Step 1: Read through the single-blank-space black cards.

Step 2: Fill in EVERY blank-space on previously mentioned cards with

Step 3: ????????????

Step 4: Profit.

[–]MemeticOutlawWonderbolts 5 Punkte6 Punkte  (6 Kinder)

Some of my results:

Sweetie Belle's virgin marshmallow pussy? That's future Spike's problem.

After a wild night of partying, Fluttershy awakens to find Sweetie Belle's virgin marshmallow pussy in her bed. After living for thousands of years Celestia can only find pleasure in Sweetie Belle's virgin marshmallow pussy.

Daring Do and the quest for Sweetie Belle's virgin marshmallow pussy

Inexplicably, the only thing the parasprites wouldn't eat was Sweetie Belle's virgin marshmallow pussy.

Luna didn't help in the fight against Chrysalis because she was too busy with Sweetie Belle's virgin marshmallow pussy.

Rainbow Dash has always wanted Sweetie Belle's virgin marshmallow pussy.

Alright, that's enough.

[–]ElSuperGregSweetie Belle 6 Punkte7 Punkte  (1 Kind)

You've created a trump card of inexplicable funniness. And that makes you awesome in my book.

[–]MemeticOutlawWonderbolts 4 Punkte5 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

Oh God.

It's like the Anne Frank of this deck.

[–]TheDarkman67 4 Punkte5 Punkte  (2 Kinder)

I think you found the card that automatically wins when played

Like "A big black dick" and "A bigger blacker dick" in the normal game

[–]MemeticOutlawWonderbolts 2 Punkte3 Punkte  (1 Kind)

And "Anne Frank" in Apples to Apples

[–]floutsy 7 Punkte8 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

____ got sent to the moon for ____

____ should ____ ____

My cutie mark would be for ____

[–]sprankton 6 Punkte7 Punkte  (2 Kinder)

This almost seems too obvious:

Cutie Mark Crusaders ____ Yay!

[–][deleted] 7 Punkte8 Punkte  (1 Kind)

It feels too obvious because 3 other people have already suggested it.

[–]sprankton 8 Punkte9 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

I swear I read through that thing.

[–]ChemistryPonyTwilight Sparkle 8 Punkte9 Punkte  (3 Kinder)

A few before I leave for a bit. More later in reply:

Today Mayor Mare announced her official campaign position on ___ and ___. No pony was the least bit surprised.

CUTIEMARK CRUSADER _____ ____! YAY!

Buck you. I can eat all these apple.

Best Pony.

A hoof in the ass.

Speaking Fancy.

Dark Magicks.

Da Magicks.

Lyra with hands.

BonBon bought these three things at the store today: __, _, & __. What does she have planned?

The national anthem of Equestria is ___.

Orphan foals.

[–]ChemistryPonyTwilight Sparkle 4 Punkte5 Punkte  (2 Kinder)

Lesbians

Gypsies

Racially pure Cloudsdale.

The Pegasus Master Race.

It turns out Hitler's favorite pony was ___.

Facehoof.

____: That is my fetish. <Damn it, you just added this one.>

Rule 63.

Manehatten

Fillidelphia

Watching Rainbow Dash while doing drugs.

Waiting for Season 3

Fluttershy's Shed.

Ponies wearing clothes.

Do they have ___ in the future?

Buck you. I can eat all these ___.

[–][deleted] 2 Punkte3 Punkte  (1 Kind)

lol, "This is my fetish" has been in there since the start.

I'm all loaded on white cards, i'm putting overflows into a separate spreadsheet. Got any black cards?

[–]ChemistryPonyTwilight Sparkle 1 Punkt2 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

Rainbow dash was quite surprised when she found an imported guide to _____ in Twilight's library.

Spike plans on making a move on Rarity by giving her ____ on her next birthday.

The recent recession has forced the Apple family to diversify their business. Their newest product? ____

The secret ingredient to the Apple family's cider is _____.

The only thing more awesome than ___ is ___.

Rainbow Dash's parents are named ___ and ___.

[–]ZRaddue 4 Punkte5 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

I was actually just playing the other day with some friends, and we made a few pony related cards.

Some of these cards were:

Black cards:

"Dear Princess Celestia, I learned about ______ Today..."

"________ was found in Fluttershys shed."

White cards:

"A decorative toaster cozy" (pairs well with Fluttershys shed!)

"Princess Molestia"

"Avast Fluttershys Ass"

"Getting 20% cooler!"

Those are the only pony related ones we came up with.

[–]smashblu 3 Punkte4 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

I don't have any suggestions at the moment but this seems like a fun idea. Good luck!

[–]Rapid_FireVinyl Scratch 5 Punkte6 Punkte  (1 Kind)

I know nothing about this game and all these ideas made me laugh.

[–]Cuddles_theBear 4 Punkte5 Punkte  (2 Kinder)

No version of CaH could ever be complete without the card "bein' a motherfuckin' sorcerer."

That being said, other suggestions would be:

Black

"Daring Do and the quest for ___"

"Nothing make's Pinkie smile more than ___"

"____: Future Spike's problem"

"____: The 7th Element of Harmony"

"Rarity's latest dress design was inspired by ____"

White

"Filly-fiddling"

"Lyra Plushie"

"Another doughnut! With extra sprinkles!"

"Raging Wingboners"

"Diabetes"

"The kitchen sink"

"Black ponies" (because what would CaH be without blatant racism?)

[–][deleted] 5 Punkte6 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

Well this isn't being designed as a different version, more as an expansion. ie: It's not meant to be played by itself.

So when it's done and you print off your own deck, feel free to let a motherfuckin' sorcerer get a giant horse cock cutie mark ;)

[–]whisperingsage 1 Punkt2 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

What would you bring back in time to convince people you were a powerful wizard?

Being a motherfuckin' sorcerer.

[–]kaitou42 3 Punkte4 Punkte  (7 Kinder)

All of these suggestions are meant to compliment the existing game.

White cards:

Epic pony war in the distant future.
Trapped on the Moon for 1000 years.
Pegasus wing deformities.
Tactical sonic rainboom.
Cider
Being a tree
Winter Wrapup
ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE
Plot hole
Grand Galloping Gala
Secretly a changeling all along
Friendship Express
Twist

Black cards:

The worst mishap caused by Princess Cadance was when she made _______ and ________ fall in love.
After living for thousands of years Celestia can only find pleasure in ___________.

If the Elements of Harmony should fail, ___________ is to be used in case of emergency.
________ was the only thing the parasprites wouldn't eat.

[–]ElSuperGregSweetie Belle 4 Punkte5 Punkte  (6 Kinder)

The worst mishap caused by Princess Cadance was when she made Twist and Pegasus wing deformities fall in love.

[–]kaitou42 5 Punkte6 Punkte  (5 Kinder)

[–]ElSuperGregSweetie Belle 4 Punkte5 Punkte  (4 Kinder)

[–]kaitou42 2 Punkte3 Punkte  (3 Kinder)

[–]Furchuck 1 Punkt2 Punkte  (1 Kind)

After living for 1000s of years Celestia can only find pleasure in sweetie belle's virgin marshmallow pussy

[–]Roben9 1 Punkt2 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

You son of a bitch! I went into a coughing fit because of this!

EDIT: I love it by the way.

[–]LightsOfTheCity 3 Punkte4 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

The Everfree forest is full of ___.

Giggle at ___!

Every Morning, Princess Celestia Rises the ___.

Rainbow Dash is the only pony in all of Equestria who can do ___.

[–]ElSuperGregSweetie Belle 2 Punkte3 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

White Cards

Spike and Rarity make a porno.

Discord did it.

Sweetie Bell?

Celestia's massive harem of foals.

An extremely horny Granny Smith.

Black Cards

_____: The only way to get Opal in the bath.

___ Crusaders ___ Yay!

Blueblood's cutie mark represents ____.

Rainbow Dash received a concussion after flying into a ___.

Zecora is a well known supplier of ______ and ______.

Big Mac sleeps soundly whenever _____ is with him.

[–][deleted] 2 Punkte3 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

After a wild night of partying, Fluttershy awakens to find that she now has ____________.

[–]whitesummerside 2 Punkte3 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

BLACK CARDS

  • After three months of winter coolness and ______, the time has come to welcome spring.

  • Big adventure! Tons of ____ !

  • Aside from "chicken," Scootaloo can also mean _____

[–]BucketOfWhalesDoctor Whooves 2 Punkte3 Punkte  (6 Kinder)

The Pretend You're Xyzzy site has their source code posted. You know what that means. Time to replace the standard cards with ours, then rehost the webapp!

All we need is an Sql file with our cards and we'll be all set. Problem is I don't know how to Sql.

[–]ajanata 3 Punkte4 Punkte  (3 Kinder)

Hi, I run that. Saw some referral traffic from here so came to check it out.

If you can get me a list of cards you want, I can just put them into my hosted version so you don't have to figure out where to host it. I could, alternatively, host another version if you don't want these cards to be public for some reason.

[–]BucketOfWhalesDoctor Whooves 1 Punkt2 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

That would be awesome! I believe Mr_Initials would be the holder of the .sql file, but if you just need the list the final version is posted above.

[–][deleted] 0 Punkte1 Punkt  (1 Kind)

Actually, Gabe and Sheenobu have already got a functional clone with all of CAE's cards added. You might have noticed sheena's accidental pull request on github when she fixed some of the code ^^;

I just had a chat with them about it, and while we appreciate your offer, we've got plans for it that might not go over so well on your public games (such as integration into our IRC). You are, however, more than welcome to use our deck in your games, and Gabe has offered to "dump his pretty sql" for you if you want it. (Whatever that means, i'm not a coder.)

[–]ajanata 1 Punkt2 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

Yeah, I saw that pull request and will actually take a look at it when I have time because it seems like it might be a reasonable thing to do anyway.

I already got all the cards dumped into the database, and some people seem to be enjoying them. I might turn it off until I have a better way to do custom decks than just have them show up with the regular decks, though. Though, I did play a few games with them (and I only have very passing knowledge of MLP; I haven't had the time to watch more than a few episodes but I must say I do find it funny) and it was really funny matching most of the cards up with the default decks, though some of them could use a little work.

[–]Mr_Initials 0 Punkte1 Punkt  (1 Kind)

I can probably find someone.

Edit: Ok yeah I can probably do this it would just take a bit of time to type everything in.

Edit2: It looks like someone already wrote in most of it in the sql file that i downloaded.

[–][deleted] 0 Punkte1 Punkt  (0 Kinder)

Don't worry 'bout it, we got something running and we'll have it public soon.

[–]Dude_McAwesome 1 Punkt2 Punkte  (1 Kind)

The ____ and ____ Trixie!

[–][deleted] 0 Punkte1 Punkt  (0 Kinder)

Sorry, that one doesn't work. Gotta be subjects, not adjectives.

[–]ElSuperGregSweetie Belle 1 Punkt2 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

MORE BLACK CARDS!

Everypony was shocked when Scootaloo's cutie mark was a _______.

Pumpkin Cake is proficient in _____ spells.

Pinkie Pie was knighted after making a ______ and ______ cake for Princess Luna.

Derpy's eyes have been that way ever since she stared at ______.

[–]ElSuperGregSweetie Belle 1 Punkt2 Punkte  (1 Kind)

Hey man, I was looking through the deck, and it looks like Wolfieshy and Fluttershy's Shed are repeated a couple of times.

[–][deleted] 1 Punkt2 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

Shit, you're right.

Minor issue, i'll fix it tomorrow.

[–]TheonlyFalala 1 Punkt2 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

Do this and you shall have all my lolz and some of my cash...

[–]Reginault 1 Punkt2 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

Because everyone hates long black cards:

A pegasus, unicorn and earth pony walk into a bar. When asked what they want to drink, the pegasus says blank, the unicorn says blank and the earth pony says blank.

[–]Roben9 1 Punkt2 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

"Actually cumming inside Rainbow Dash" is by far my favorite card for some reason. Behind that is "Avasting Fluttershy's Ass."

I will definitely print this out when the time comes.

[–]Roben9 1 Punkt2 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

When Princess Celestia's rule was toppled _____ was found in the royal ____.

[–]ElSuperGregSweetie Belle 1 Punkt2 Punkte  (0 Kinder)

Pinkie Pie's "Pinkie Sense" developed after prolonged exposure to _______.

(Draw 3, Pick 5) Sing a song.

[–]ElSuperGregSweetie Belle 0 Punkte1 Punkt  (0 Kinder)

More Black Cards! This time they're questions!

How did Celestia topple the former regime?

What helps Discord to relax?

Why is Scootaloo an orphan?

What is the one thing that no pony can resist?

What was the real reason Twilight Sparkle got sent to Ponyville?

[–]littlecolt 0 Punkte1 Punkt  (0 Kinder)

I just played CAH for the first time last night. I approve of this!

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