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>"What is it you truly desire, Anon?"
>"I am in the business of granting wishes."
>"For only with a wish, the pact may be sealed."
>You pause, contemplating your deepest desires
>If this little shit was already turning you into a pony and taking you to Equestria, then there wasn't a whole lot else you wanted
>Minutes pass, the frilly little fuzzball waiting patiently
>Finally you come to a conclusion
"I want my dick to make the M1 Garand ping every time I cum."
>Kyubey is silent
>"...excuse me, what?"
"You heard me"
>"I can perform the most impossible of miracles."
>"I can make the crippled walk again."
>"I can bring forth untold riches."
>"I can make you into the most charismatic person known to mankind."
>"I can rewrite the events of this universe in ways you can not even imagine.
>"Is this what your heart truly desires?"
"Yep"
>"..."
"..."
>"..."
"Well, are you gonna grant my wish or not?"
>Kyubey stares at you blankly
>"Can you further elucidate what exactly this 'M1 Garand Ping' sounds like?
>You whip out your phone and pull up a video, playing it for him
"Now the phone speakers are distorting it a little bit, and I want the real deal. Nice, crisp, and clean."
>Kyubey stares at the phone screen in silence
>"I understand you humans less every single day"

>You dodged underneath the hail of silken missiles
>Your small green filly form was surprisingly durable, but that shit hurt
>It was pretty hard to avoid all this shit with just three legs
>Heh
>Hard
>Just like you
>The pony witch rose before you, fabrics flowing in a deadly dance
>Almost there...
>Dresses swarmed around you, lunging at you and trying to constrict you
>You rolled underneath
>Aw shit, that one had some nice socks
>That was enough to push you over the edge
>Light glinted from between your hind legs
>Your eyes went cross-eyed
>Your tongue lolled out
>And you let out the girliest shrill imagineable as you came
>An M1 Garand ping resonated throughout the chamber as a bullet of pure white light shot out
>The sound was so crisp that if you weren't already cumming, it would've pushed you over the edge
>Small lights fizzled off, leaving a trail on the ground
>Despite being cross-eyed, your aim was true
>Your soul-cumshot landed straight in their eye
>The pony witch screamed in agony as it dissolved
>Right as your afterglow ended, you were back in regular Equestria
>On the floor in front of you sat a Chaos Seed, the last remnant of the witch in question
>You picked yourself up and shook yourself off
>Yet another day as Ponyville's Resident Magical Pony
>...
>You know, that didn't quite have as nice a ring to it as you'd have liked