>Be Anonfilly.
>You simply woke up as a little filly in a patch of grass.
>No explanation, no weird transformation and no one to blame for it.
>You're a little female horse, and judging by the village in the distance you're not the only one.
>After pinc- biting your fronthoove you realized this aint some fucked up dream.
>You also remember NOT getting drunk or smoking something the day before.
>Which meant that this is real...
>Naturally you did what every rationally thinking adult human male would have done.
>After your sophisticated and panicked flailing (as well as contemplating suicide upon losing the D) you headed towards the village.
>That made you realize that you didn't know how to walk like this.
>A thought, that occured to you immediately as the ground made painfull contact with your face.
>After making sure no creature saw you do the flop, you began to get a feeling for your new body.
>Still stumbling you managed to walk on what you assumed as a marketplace from all the stalls.
>Not only did you notice then that almost all of the adult ones seem to be way bigger than you.
>They also speak fluent english.
>Not that them talking surprised you, the whole living in buildings made you assumme this much.
>Slowly you noticed that more and more of them began staring at you, that was when purple happened.
>"Hi little filly, are you new in Ponyville? I don't think I've seen you before."
>You quickly noted that some of the horses had either horns or wings, and only the purple one had both.
>So she's either the boss or handicapped.
>You could've told her the truth back then, but telling someone you where from a different world seemed like too much.
"I- I just woke up here and don't know where or who I'am. Can you help me?"
>You even managed to cry a little bit and paw the ground with one of your hooves.
>Best scared little child ever, no surprise that she bought it.
 
 
"Holy sh-"
>You managed to shut your trap before purple heard you curse.
>The horse had led you to a tree, that was entirely made out of crystal.
>Apparently she also noticed you staring at the odd building.
>"This is where I life, the friendship castle!"
>Wow, ok sure, that answered everything. Oh wait, no it didn't you had even more questions!
>However the 'ruler of friendship' just smiled at you happily, as if all questions had just been answered.
>You still weren't sure if she was just handicapped or not.
>Or she's pretty important and you're supposed to know her.
>Probably the first option.
>With way too many questions to pick one you decided to just go with it, you have time for that later.
>The inside looked pretty much like the outside.
>It is way to white and shiny for your taste, you just hoped they weren't forcing you to stay there.
>"I will go get my friends, my assistant will show you around the castle. SPIKE, WE HAVE A GUEST!!!"
>O U C H
>Ears are overrated anyways, who needs them?
>To your surprise the creature that emerges from one of the doors is not a pony, but a lizard your size.
>"Spike, please show our guest around the castle while I get Rarity and the others."
>Spike opened his mouth to retort, but Purple was already gone and slammed the doors behind her.
>He glared at the doors before adressing you with a smile.
>"Did your parents just move here? I don't remember seeing you around Ponyville."
>3...2...1...ACTION!
"No, I suddenly woke up in a patch of grass, *sob* and I don't remember anything."
>The lizard Spike gave you a look of sincere empathy.
>These creatures are way to easy to mess with.
>"Don't worry, if theres one pony that can help you it's Twilight. Now follow me please."
>So they are not just horses but ponys, good to know.
>The castle was insanely big so you only remembered the way to the library and the kitchen.
 
 
>"And this is the last room, with the thrones and the map of Equestria."
"So this land is called Equestria, and we are currently in a small village called Ponyville?"
>"Yep, you definitely hit your head hard, if you don't even remember Equestria."
>Thanks for pointing that out Spike.
"So what exactly are you?"
>"Oh right, I'am a dragon. But as you can see I'm still a child. There aren't many dragons that live with ponys."
"So is it normal for children to work as an assistant?"
>You really don't wanna practice child labour if possible.
>Life is already difficult enough being a tiny pone.
>Not to mention the whole gender swap.
>He chuckles at that "No, I'm pretty much doing it out of my own will."
>So he's a masochist.
"What's with someponys having wings and/or horns?"
>You where just a normal pony sadly.
>"Well, earthponys like you are pretty strong and can work better with plants.
>Pegasi can fly and are agile, and unicorns have magic."
>Of course you ended up with the worst one.
"And the butt tattoos?"
>All of the adults you saw had some kind of symbol on their butts.
>"You mean your cutie mark?"
>He pointed to your butt, rude!
>Oh wait, now that you looked at it, you got one too.
>And it's a question mark.
"Is that supposed to mean something?"
>"You get it after finding your talent. When have you gotten it?"
"Can't remember, remember?"
>"Oh, right. Maybe you're good at asking questions?"
>That earned him a glare from you.
>Of course you have a questionmark on your flank, cause this new world hates you just as much as your old one.
>Suddenly purple stormed into the room, clearly exhausted.
>"Great news everypony! I already found a new place to stay for our guest!"
>Before you could even ask where you would stay for the night, you had been introduced to your new parents.


>This all seems like it happened a long time ago.
>Technically it was yesterday but still, a long time for a filly.
>You were a bit stumped that purple was able to hook you up with parents so fast.
>But then again what did you expect they would do to a little lost foal?
>Apparently there was a pony couple that always wanted to adopt.
>Ponyville is too small for an orphanage though.
>But they didn't want to move to the big city either.
>At least they seemed to be nice so far, and the room with a little bed, wardrobe and cupboard is all yours.
>Of course purple is still searching for your real parents, but you have a feeling that she's not gonna find anyone.
>Groaning at the sun that is currently roasting your sleeping body to an uncomfortable degree, you try to get out of your bed.
>You jump a little, trying to get on all four hooves at once.
>That was a mistake, but no one sees you looking like a drunk before you regain balance.
>Now where are your clothes...
>Right, not having to wear anything is something you're gonna have to get used to.
>Your room is upstairs, but thankfully so is the bathroom.
>After all that drama you can't wait to finally get a good look at yourself.
>And what looks curiously at you in the mirror sure is a cute green little filly, with black hair and matching big green eyes.
>Damn you're like cuteness weaponized.
>Getting on two hooves against the sink, you examine your other features.
>Yep, thats both a slit and two nipples.
>You give them a little touch with one of your front hooves.
>Your teats dont look very developed but touching them gives you a small shudder of arousal.
>The slit is something else tough.
>Even your small touch sends a jolt of pleasure to your brain.
>And you can already see a small leak running down your thigs.
>Now is not the time however.


>Masturbation can be done later, but theres only one first day.
>From what you've seen this place seems to be way better than earth.
>You want to stay in this strange new world if possible.
>And for that you have to make a good impression on your new parents.
>All they did was introduce themselves to you and show you all the rooms.
>It was already late, so they didn't even had the time to ask your name.
>Purple also told them that you don't remember anything.
>Considering just how different pony-names are, you should probably choose a new one.
>Something with green...you figure the rest out later.
>You start to fumble with a brush designed for ponys.
>After making sure you look your cutest, you decide to head down.
>As you reach the stairs a delicious smell hits your muzzle.
>Realizing that you haven't eaten yet, you quickly trot downstairs.
>Well as quickly as you can at least.


>Upon entering the kitchen you are greeted by the sight of a beige colored pony with a blue and pink mane.
>She is currently frying some vegetables in a pan, the source of the delectable smell.
>At the table to your right, sits another pony with a mint coat, and a white and mint colored mane.
>Their names are Bon Bon and Lyra Heartstrings, your new family.
>Bon Bon seems to be preparing roasted carrots with some spices.
>While oggling the food, Lyra doesn't seem to take note of you.
>Seems like she's also busy oggling the food.
>No, she's actually oggling the cook.
>The butt to be precise.
>That is a nice plump butt though.
>And a cutie mark with three sweets?
>Sweet.
>Staring at the butt of an adult horse that happens to be your legal guardian is something you can check of your list.
>Now you only have to find a girlfriend.
>Why is the most difficult one always the last one?
>You should probably stop staring like that.
>The last thing you want is two lesbian mares questioning you how much you know about sex.
>Not to mention you're not really sure about your own sexuality.
>It seems like your libido got reduced.
>At least just thinking about it doesn't do it for you anymore.
>Stupid underdeveloped female body.
>And you got off topic, still staring.
>You walk over to Lyra and take the stool next to her.
>Bon Bon is finished with cooking and puts the carrots on three plates.
>She takes one with the mouth.
>Another with her fronthoove, and somehow balances one on her head.
>She then turns around and looks at you with a soft and caring expression.
>And proceeds to glare at Lyra, who is still staring at her butt.
>Lyra answers with wiggling her eyebrows, which prompts Bon Bon to blush and motion her head towards you.
 
 
>"What? Can't I appreciate the nice behind of my wife?"
>And here you where worried about your first impression.
>Bon Bon groans and nudges some more in your direction.
>"Is there something stuck between my teeth?"
>Responds the now cross eyed mint-pony as she focuses on searching trough her teeth with her tongue.
>You can already tell that this is going to be great.
>Bon gives up and sets the table.
>She seats herself on the opposite side from Lyra.
>"How was your first night?"
"Pre-"
>"It was fine, but you really did a number on me there. I just hope our 'daughter' didn't hear us.
>Next time you wanna try out something else, at least start slow."
>DONT LAUGH, KEEP HER GOING.
>"Overall I'd rate it an eight out of ten. The vibration function was neat."
>Bon Bon just stares at her slack-jawed.
>Her whole head is starting to turn red now.
>"Are you acting shy now? I coult get 'behind' that.~"
>"LYRA!"
>"WHAT!?"
>"I love you, but you are the DUMBEST pony in all of Equestria! LOOK TO YOUR LEFT!"
>Lyra snaps her head to her left and glares at you angrily.
>Then her face slowly drains of colour and her eyes start to bug out.
>By now she looks like someone making eye contact with a ghost.
>And the dam breaks.
>You don't remember falling on the floor in your fit of laughter.
>The pain and struggle for air was taking up your whole attention.
>Wiping the tears away you slowly sit up again.
>Bon Bon resorted to murder her carrots, while Lyra has seemingly lost her appetite.
>Taking a bite yourself, and damn these carrots are good.
>The taste is different from what you are used to as a human, but in a good way.
>Besides the sound of eating there's only silence.
>Perhaps you should ease the tention a bit.
"Thank you for taking me in on such a short notice mrs. Bon Bon."
>"Nothing worth thanking me for. Honestly I have to thank you.
>You take all of this incredibly well. I'm sure that princess Twilight will find your parents."
>Princess? That explains the castle.
 
 
>Well since purple won't find anything, might as well live with these two.
>First you need to win them over, slowly.
>Nah, too much work.
>Purple said they always wanted children, right?
"Since I'm living here, could I call you mom?"
>Tugging at her heartstrings!
>"Well if you want to, I mean I'm not stopping you, I- of course!"
>She's at the brink of tears now, looks like you hit a nerve.
"Thanks mom."
>A single tear runs down her face as she gets around the table.
>Now in front of you, she stands up and is trying to hug you.
>Before she can get close enough, Lyra finds her voice again.
>"Does that mean that I'm the dad?"
>And she fucking kills the mood.
>You and Bon Bon cringe.
>You just got hugblocked.
>"No, you are not the dad."
>"But what else? She can't have two moms."
>"Yes she can. Congratulations you're a mom."
"Can I be a mom too?"
>She walked right into that one.
>"When you're older, more responsible and married. Lyra is an exception."
>"Hey! Okay, I kinda deserved that."
>Time to ask some general questions.
"So, what are you usually doing?"
>"Bon Bon has her own candy shop, and I'am a musician.
>Guess what instrument I play."
>Her butt shows a lyre.
"A lyre?"
>"Yep. Besides that we usually just hang around ponyville and spend time together."
>A sudden realization hits you.
"So am I going to school now or...?"
>"First, we need to go to the doctor and the castle to get you checked up.
>Me and Lyra are taking the day off, so you don't have to worry about anything."
>"We will be there in case Twilight starts lecturing you."
>Oh what joy.
>"You'll have to go to school tomorrow. Twilight should have told Cheerilee, your future teacher, about it by now."
>Kinda nice, not having to worry about most stuff.
>Of course you still worry.
>Just thinking about all the vaccinations you are going to get...
>Happy thoughts anon, happy thoughts.
>School could be fun. Probably. Maybe.
>Theres a first time for everything.


>You stand up while Lyra clears the table.
>Together you all make your way towards the hospital.
>Unlike yesterday you now have the time to appreciate the world around you.
>Which means that you are shielding your eyes from all the bright colours.
>The sun is almost at its peak now.
>It already looked colourfull when you arrived.
>But now you can swear the world is out to blind you.
>You manage to get almost used to it when you arrive.
>The receptionist is a red haired pony nurse.
>"What can I do for you?"
>"We have an appointment for our little filly here. The one the princess mentioned?"
>"Ah, yes. Lost filly with amnesia. Please follow me."
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"Well that was reassuring"
>The doctor had no idea what was wrong with you.
>Apparently everything was normal for a filly, except for your brain.
>Turns out these ponys have those futuristic scanners and x-rays.
>For a reason he couldn't explain it was fully developed, yet the size of a fillys.
>No signs of amnesia though.
>He stated that it has to be mentally related.
>At least he could determine that there was something wrong with you.
>"I still can't believe you just shruged that syringe off like it was nothing."
>"Not every filly is a crybaby like you Lyra."
>"You told me you always cried when you where getting them too."
>And that also happened.
>Honestly there was only one illness that needed to get you vaccinated.
>And you even got a lolly because you didn't throw a fit.
>Strawberry flavor hmmmmmm~.
>Now it was twilight time.
>Spike was already at the door.
>"Lyra, Bon Bon and the forgetful filly. Twilight is waiting in the library, just follow me."
>Forgetful filly?
>If that sticks, you can't guarantee for Spikes safety.
>You really need to choose a name.
>In the library the purple princess was, what surprise, reading a book.


>What really got your attention though was her completely disheveled mane.
>She even has bags under her eyes.
"Wow purple you look like sh-...poop."
>Oh god that was awful.
>"I'd say she looks like shit."
>"LYRA!"
>Holy shit you can't breathe anymore.
>Is this going to happen everyday?
>"Can you two please not insult Twilight? Oh and please stop killing the filly."
>"It's okay Bony, I'm used to Lyra by now."
"haha...ugh..*cough*..Bony?"
>"Anyway, you told us to come here. Sooo..."
>"Right, I'll have to test your daughter on potential curses and other magical anomalys.
>And we need a name for her, unless you want to call her the filly all the time."
>Lyra chimes in at that one.
>"OH OH I have one!"
"Nonononono I want to choose my own name."
>She slumps down dissapointed.
>Sorry mint mom.
>But if you gonna end up with a stupid pony name, it's gonna be your stupid pony name.
>"Alright, how do you wanna be called?"
>Damnit, you still haven't actually thought one up.
>Green, green, green.. no bad brain go away Grinch you're not helping.
>Wait is that a hornet outside of the window?
>Nah thats a bee.
>Wait Green Hornet.
"Green Hornet."
>That actually sounds good.
>Yeah thats a good one.
>You look up at them to see...
>Confusion.
>And you are met with silence.
"You don't like it?"
>With your luck 'green hornet' is some kind of insult.
>Bony is the first to respond.
>"No, it's just an unexpected one. I guess you're going with a name that describes your appearance?"
>Last time you checked, you didn't look like an insect.
>And Lyras talking again.
>"Yeah, cause you're green and...errrr...ugh...."
>How do you always end up breaking her?


>While she has her mental breakdown, a strange sensation comes over you.
>It's like that itch on the back of the head when someone watches you, only on every part of your body.
>You can see a strange glow surrounding you.
>The same glow that purples horn now emits.
>This must be her detection spell.
>So she is looking trough every fiber of your being with magic.
>Thats a scary thought.
>Now you can finally relate to Frodo from LotR.
>In more than just one way.
>Great, now you got yourself to imagine her as Sauron.
>Cause that makes the situation better.
>The giant fiery red and snake-like single eye staring at you, not just the body but the soul.
>Never twitching, always watching.
>Then it just stops.
>Seem like she's finished and-
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
>You can see that she is scared, but also intrigued?
>"Twilight, what did you find? Don't worry we can take it."
>Bon seems to be worried now.
>You can hear purple whisper something.
>"Never twitching, always watching."
>....seriously purple?
>She detected your thoughts.
>That's some messed up shit.
>And just as you had to think about a personification of pure evil.
>"Twilight? What's wrong?"
>"Sorry, I just.. wasn't expecting so much.. evil."
>Welp, you had a good run.
>Almost two full days in horseland.
>Definitely a new record as far as you know.
>"Evil her? Wait she can't be a changeling right?"
>Awhatnow?
>"Not like that. It was not something with her body. As far as I'm concerned she's a healthy female little filly"
>Way to rub it in.
>"It's what I saw in her mind that bothers me.
>I saw something concerning. Probably the reason for her amnesia.
>But I don't want to mention it in front of her.
>I have to discuss this with my friends first.
>We will meet you in the castle while Hornet is at school."


>You would object to that if you didn't already know what she was on about.
>"I have to *yawn* go and inform Celestia about this."
>She looks even more beat, now that she performed her spell.
>You wonder who this Celestia is.
>Probably someone important.
>And with that purple leaves the room to begin her glorious quest.
>To find and bring Sauron to justice with her fellowship of friendship.
>Almost feels bad to screw with her like that.
>Almost.
>At least she thinks it was something hidden inside your mind.
>With that comes another concern.
>Even a magical princess isn't able to tell you didn't used to be like this.
>Hell, she can't even tell you don't actually have amnesia.
>Again all that botheres them is your brain, plus the knowledge and memorys inside of it.
>The part that makes you human.
>Or at least remember the life of one.
>Thinking like this isn't going to get you anywhere.
"What else are we going to do today?"
>Your comment causes them to awake from the stupor purples words caused.
>They both seemed angry, but now they're looking at you with obviously fake smiles.
>"How about we go to my shop and get us all some candy?"
>That gets a 'yay' and a huge smile out of both you and Lyra.
>You completely forgot that she said she's the owner of a candy shop.
>Will you ever be able to forgive yourself for such a sin?
>What kind of sweets do ponys even eat besides lollies?
>After an uneventfull walk you arrive at a small little house.
>If not for the sign reading 'Sweetie Drops Candies', you would've guessed it was someones home.
>You follow Bon Bon to the back where she produces a key from a lose brick.
>Clever.
>Upon entering you are greeted with the wonderfull smells of sugar and chocolate.
>"Welcome to Sweetie Drops Candies, where all your sweetest dreams come true!"
>Even Bony has that huge grin that you and Lyra are sporting.
>You are all standing in the storage room, probably right behind the counter.


>Lyra already claimed a box of 'Chocolate Mint-Bits'.
>"I hope they are freshly minted."
>Bon Bon giggles.
>You just roll your eyes at their silliness.
>What are you feeling like today?
>Loads of different gummies, chocolates and hard-candys.
>You already had a lolly, and you don't know how to eat chocolate with hooves.
>Gummies it is.
>You grab the bag nearest to you 'Berry-Gums'.
>Almost sounds like you're going to eat a pony.
>The soft berry shaped gums taste like raspberry.
>Bony decided to eat Lyras chocolate mints.
>Much to her approval, as she is giving her bedroom eyes.
>Bony playfully punches her and whispers something.
>"Stop hitting on me in front of Hornet, she's still an innocent little filly."
>"She clearly has some idea of it, the way she laughed about me this morning."
"Ahem"
>Like deer in a headlight.
"She is right, I already know about that stuff."
>Now they look curious.
>"How much on a skala from one to ten?"
>"Please Lyra, she has amnesia. As if she only-"
"Ten"
>Bon Bon is visibly taken aback by that.
>"Mares, stallions or both?"
>"Are we really having this conversation now?"
>You used to be a straight male.
"I think mares so lesbian, but I could be something else for all I know. Haven't had the chance to test it."
>"Don't you worry, you can always ask mommy Lyra if you ever need help or advice."
>"Cause you are clearly an expert."
>"I got married didn't I?"
>And they're arguing.
>"We where best friends for years before you managed to realize your feelings!"
>"Love isn't easy, you know?!"
>This isn't going anywhere.
>Good as time as any to think about tomorrow.
>How will school be?
>You definitely need to act a lot more childish to get along with the other kids.
>"I waited for you to make the first move, only to end up doing it myself!"
>"Well I didn't know that, I was waiting for you!"
>Clothes would be nice too.
>Even if you don't need them, you're just used to wearing something.
>"Wait, why are we talking again?"


>"Something with me helping Hornet."
>That's your cue.
"For help and advice on my love life."
>"Right, how about we stop talking about that and get a proper meal?"
"Sure."
>"Fine with me."
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>Flowers.
>Dried buttercups to be precise.
>Should've expected that.
>Fucking flowers on bread is apparently a real dish for these ponys.
>It may even be tasty, considering your new taste buds.
>Your brain is still telling you that flowers aren't food.
>Food for animals not sapient beings, horses or not.
>"The sandwich isn't poisoned you silly filly."
>Only cause the flowers are dried.
>Now that you look more closely, there even seems to be grass in it.
>Here goes nothing.
>You take a bite and it actually tastes good.
>Like butter but not as strong.
>The grass gives it some crunch as well as a more rich taste.
>Still a bit bland though.
>This time Lyra is the first to talk.
>"So I take it you don't remember eating flowers but other stuff? Thats weird."
"Losing your memory is guaranteed to be weird."
>"I guess that's true."
>Silence and eating.
"Ummmm.. nice weather we're having."
>That's a nice harmless topic.
>Bon Bon responds.
>"I dunno, the local pegasi missed the last rain.
>Applejack lost part of her harvest because of it.
>You can guess how that went down.
>And today there where suposed to be some clouds.
>Guess Cloudsdale has some problems with their machinery again.
>All in all you could say it's alright."
>Oooookaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy then.
>Lesson learned: In horseland even weather is being controlled.
"I'm just gonna pretend I understood that."
>"Ops, sorry. Rambled there for a bit."