"Damn it fucknoodle go away!"
>"What, I thought you wanted this?"
>You are currently dealing with a chaos spirit invading your house and draping herself all over you.
>You're just trying to play some vidya and drink some game fuel.
>And there's a pizza on the way.
>This is not the fucking time.
"I do not want to be the pony, Eris, find one of the other autists and do them!"
>"Awww, but I wanna do (you)~"
>You refrain from shivering.
>Stupid seductive sexy chaos danger noodle.
>"Whispering sweet nothings in your ear..."
"Eris get out of my brain, I know you're literally in my head at the moment."
>That shiver comes out because it's disgust instead.
>She gave you a wet willy that bitch!
>"Seriously, come on Anon, you know you wanna be the Pone."
"No, I don't."
>"Yes you do."
"NO, I don't. What, you think that by waving your claws around like a Jedi you're gonna convince me? I'm a Channer! Mind Tricks don't work on me. Get your bait for turning me -into- Jailbait outta here."
>You turn your back on the noodle.
>"Fine. Wanna cookie?"
>You turn back and are about to take the cookie before freezing, glaring at Eris.
"... Nice Try."
>She sighs and snaps her fingers in annoyance.
>"I'll get you eventually."
>She's probably right, but hopefully not today.
>You're not quite sure -why- her powers don't work without your consent in your house, but it sure is convenient.
>Now if only she'd stop trying to seduce you in order to work her power over you, or other tricks.
>The powers can still be applied to things and brought into the house, which is what makes her so dangerous.
>But you'll get rid of her one day.
>Right?