>You blink twice, shaking your head to try to clear whatever hallucinations you're having
>Yet Pinkie Pie is still there, holding out her hand, expecting a handshake
>"Soooooooo, are ya gonna be there?" she asks again
>You are Anonymous, and there's a hyperactive pink girl bouncing in front of you
>You're not very popular in school
>Okay, no one in school talks to you
>Probably because of how girly you are
>Your thin frame, long hair, and high, raspy voice probably have plenty of people thinking you're some kind of faggot
>And yet here's Pinkie Pie, one of the most popular girls in the school, inviting you to a sleepover
"Uh, are you sure you want me there? I mean, you know I'm-"
>She cuts you off by gasping as though you'd said something horrible
>"Of COURSE I want you there! I mean, I've seen you around school a lot and I noticed you weren't hanging out with your friends and I thought 'maybe Anon doesn't have any friends' but I thought that was silly like 'who doesn't have any friends?' but then I realized what if you DIDN'T have any friends and I thought how can I help Anon make friends and then I realized the girls and I were having a sleepover and I realized I could invite you and you could make some friends!"
>She blinks twice as you stare at her
"Uh, sure. When should I be there? And, uh, where should I be?"
>Pinkie throws confetti up into the air and blows into a party favor
>"Great! I'm so glad you want to come! Just be at this address tonight at 7, and make sure to bring an overnight bag!"
>With that, she skedaddles off and leaves you pondering what tonight will hold
***
>You're Pinkie Pie, and you're very excited
>You've seen Anon around the school plenty of times and she's never seemed to make a single friend
>It's not unheard of, Wallflower Blush used to be the same way
>But you're sure things will be different this time
>No crazy magic, no fight for your fate, and no surprises!
>Well, except the surprises you have planned, of course
***
>You're back to being Anonymous, and you're standing in front of what you believe to be Twilight Sparkle's house
>And what a house it is
>As you make your way up to the impressive double oak doors, you see movement in the window
>The door is opened up before you reach it, and Sunset Shimmer gestures you toward the foyer
>"Hey, Anonymous, right? Or Anon?" she asks as you take off your shoes near a large closet
"Yeah, either is fine" you reply looking around at the fancy home
>It's by no means a mansion, but you haven't been in a house this large, imposing, or elegant since you visited your rich aunt and uncle
>"Pinkie's told us a lot about you." Sunset continues
"That's... strange. We've hardly interacted so I don't know how much she would know"
>"Well, she mentioned you're part of cooking club and that you're always on time for meetings."
>Oh yeah, Pinkie is club president of the one after school activity you partake in
>It's your only real window into the world of social interaction with your schoolmates, and yet you still hardly talk to anyone
>You don't like talking anyway, since, you know, your voice and all
>"Anyway, everyone else is in the living room on the right, and there's drinks and snacks in the kitchen in the back behind the stairs."
"Thanks, I'll, um, join you in a second."
>Sunset smiles at you and rounds the corner into the living room
>'okay Anon,' you think to yourself, 'you're in, just grab a snack or something and try to ACT NATURAL!'
>You autopilot until you enter the living room to see Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Applejack playing Super Smash Bro on a huge TV
>Rarity is scrolling through some art website in a laptop with Fluttershy, and Twilight is talking with Sunset
>"So I- oh, hello," says Twilight as she makes her way over to you, "you must be Anonymous, welcome."
"Yep, that's me," you say, cringing at your own spaghetti, "thanks for having me."
>"Oh, the pleasure is all mine. When Pinkie told me she invited someone new without ASKING," with this she shoots a glare at Pinkie, who responds with a shrug and an apologetic smile
>"I was a little concerned, but she said she knows you from cooking club, and that you were in need of friendship."
>"Ahem," says Sunset aloud as she ribs Twilight with an elbow, "what Twilight is trying to say is that we thought this would be a good opportunity to get to know even more people, outside of cooking club."
>You look between the two of them expectantly
>The two of them look at you expectantly
>The two of them look at each other expectantly then back to you
>Pinkie slides into your field of vision from the side, looking at you expectantly
>You simply nod at Sunset, causing her to smile
>Twilight also smiles and Pinkie has disappeared, having poofed back to her original spot, somehow in the middle of a long combo on Rainbow and in the lead to win
>"Well, just get settled in, and be ready for a fun night!"
>You sit down behind the gaming trio, munching on broccoli and watching the match unfold
>"Aw, no fair!" shouts Pinkie, "you're not supposed to gang up on one person!"
>"And y'all ain't supposed to be wailin' on both o' us like yer in two places at once!"
>"Yeah, we wouldn't have to gang up if you weren't cheesing us!"
>"Awww, it sounds like you two need to git gud." says Pinkie in a mock motherly tone
>"All right, that's it! Yer done for!" shouts AJ in frustration
>She tries to wobble Pinkie's Joker, and between AJ's Ice Climbers and Dash's Falco, it shouldn't be too hard
>But Pinkie slips out, and because these casuals were playing with meter, she catches both of them in a final smash to end their last stocks
>She turns around to the room, smiles, and says
>"Heh, they never saw it coming."
"Boo," you say with a thumb down and coping your mouth with one hand, "get better material."
>You realize what you've done and freeze up
>"Oh yeah?" asks Pinkie, "what would YOU say in such a situation?"
>Thank goodness she doesn't seem mad, but rather took it as a joke
>Gotta think fast on what to do
>You scoot around until you're facing away from everyone, then turn around like Pinkie did
>The final smash line was Morgana's this time so,
"Now THAT was some brutality." you say in an imitation of Pinkie
>Your raspy voice, however, sounds more like Rainbow Dash when you try to raise the pitch that high
>"Hmm, I give it an A for effort," says Pinkie with a smirk, "but you're just quoting Morgana, aren't you? I mean, where's the originality?"
"Originality?" you ask incredulously, "you're quoting a meme so stale you can make it into croutons. People were using the 'never saw it coming' line about Joker's announcement, for Pete's sake!"
>"Oh, pshh, you call it stale, I call it a classic."
"In order to be classic there has to be some class. What's next, over nine thousand? You gonna back air them off ledge and shout 'THIS IS SPARTA'?"
>Pinkie gasps in (what you hope is) mock insult
>"I'm hurt by that, Nonny. You think I'd stoop so low as to use lines from the Meme-orial wall of 2007? I have at least a hundred better lines than that."
>You blink twice and shake your head yet again, caught off guard by this
"Did, did you just say 'at least a hundred'? And did you call me 'Nonny'?"
>"Uh-huh." she replies curtly
"Oh, well, I see."
>An awkward silence fills the room for a moment before Sunset saves the day
>"So, Anon, I'm glad your parents decided to let you stay over on such short notice. What's your family like?"
"Oh, yeah, my parents were actually kind of excited that I was getting out of the house."
>You realize everyone's looking kind of worried at what you said
>Dammit, autism
"Oh no, not like that!" you say waving your hands, "it's not like they wanted me gone, but they were happy I was going somewhere out with people, you know? I'm kinda known as introverted, you know?"
>"Oh, I completely understand," says Fluttershy, "being so shy some people thought I just didn't like other people. But then my freinds helped me come out of my shell."
"Yeah, it's kinda like that."
>You ponder back to when you asked if you could go to the sleepover
>EARLIER THAT DAY:
<flashback>
>You are Anonymous, and you've been invited to a sleepover later tonight by Pinkie Pie
>You're in your kitchen eating dinner with your family, who are cheerfully talking about careers, memories, etc.
>Your eldest brother, Silent Shepherd, a Master Gunnery Sergeant in the Marines, talked about his latest tour of duty
>He was hotheaded and loved to flaunt his s00per s33kr1t military deeds, but he was a caring guy nonetheless
>You next eldest brother, White Noise, a Chief Petty Officer in the Coast Guard, plays tug-of-war with Shepherd for attention with his own stories
>And your older sister by two years, False Tracks, has just joined the Army and awaits the start of training soon
>Your father, a retired Lieutenant Commander with the Navy sits bemused listening to their squabbles
>And your mother, an Airman before honorable discharge from a serious injury, smiles sweetly at you
>And here's you, Anonymous, Senior in high school who can't do a pullup if the world depended on it
>It's rare to have everyone home here at once, and you enjoy it, really
>But it's a most inopportune time
>Your siblings were already the type to tease their baby brother, and your lack of anything resembling manliness compared to even your sister made it all the worse
>Your family laughs at the story of one of your mother's fellow trainees who got himself arrested before their fist day at basic was over
>You wait for things to die down just enough, and then
"Mom, dad?"
>Everyone perks up at your voice, likely surprised to hear you even attempt to speak in front of this many people, even family
"I was invited to a sleepover tonight. Is it alright if I go?"
>Your father gives you a warm and genuine smile, and laughs
>"Of course it's all right, son. I'm glad to see you getting out and having some fun."
>You love it when Dad calls you "son"
>Most people might think it somewhat impersonal, but it's his way of reminding you that, despite everything, he still sees you as a man, and one of his sons
>"No kidding," says Tracks, "who invited you? Someone from school?"
>She leans in close with a devious, teasing smile
>"Was it a girl~?"
"Um, yeah, it was Pinkie Pie from the cooking club." you stammer out
>Your siblings all gasp in fake surprise (though likely at least some of it was real
>"No way," says Noise, "you were invited to sleepover, with GIRLS?"
>"And it's even a girl you know?" says Shepherd
>"And she's in your cooking club too?" asks Tracks
>"That's perfect, " says Noise as he ruffles your hair, "since you're in cooking club I'm sure you'll make a great housewife for one of these girls some day."
>"Just don't go getting pregnant, ya' hear?" asks Shepherd sarcastically
>"Enough." says your dad, in his signature not-yelling-but-so-stern, strict, and-direct-that-he-doesn't-have-to-because-it's-even-more-impact-than-if-he-were-yelling-voice
>Or his "Navy voice" as you liked to call it
>"Anonymous lives /his/ life the way /he/ wants to. And you will respect that. Am I clear?" he states, putting emphasis on the male pronouns
>"Yes, sir" comes a chorus of blunt, rehearsed replies from your siblings
>You can tell, however, that it's no less genuine for it
>"Anyway, son, Shepherd does have a point. I think we should have a man-to-man talk after dinner."
>You cringe externally at this
"Dad, it's not like that. These girls aren't like that. I'M not like that. And besides, it's not like they see me as a man, anyway. You're..."
>You choke on your words, and have to swallow to continue
"You're the only one who does."
>Silence befalls the room, and you do your damnedest to keep the tears inside
>"That's not true." says White Noise finally, "that's not true at all."
>He shifts to face you more directly
>"Anonymous, you're an Untraceable, same as all of us. You are what you want to be, so if you say you're a man, a woman, or an AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopter with Hellfire missiles and Hydra 70 rockets, then dammit that's what you are."
>You can't help but smile at that. Noise, for all his flaws, know how to make you laugh
>"We knew from when you were young that you weren't cut from the same cloth as us. You weren't likely to join any of the dot-mils, or even want to. And we knew that that was okay. But an Untraceable still needs to be tough, so, we teased you, challenged you, pushed you. I don't know what it is that you want to do with your life, Anonymous."
>Noise takes your hand is both of his
>"But I know you'll be great at it, because we're Untraceables, and we're great at what we do... You're my brother, Anonymous, You're his brother, " he says, pointing to Silent Shepherd
>"You're her brother," he says, pointing to False Tracks
>"And you're their son." he says, pointing to your parents, "You don't have to be a warrior to be those things. You can be a poet instead."
"Why not a warrior poet?" you ask with a smile
>"Because warrior poets can do twenty pushups without snapping their arms." he says with a 'just saying' kind of look
>You hug Noise, and wipe your misty eyes
"Thanks, bro. I need to get ready to go. Wish me luck."
>As you walk away, your father clears his throat
>"Anonymous, we still need to have that talk before you leave."
>...
"Fug."
</flashback>
>Meanwhile, back at the Sleepover,
>You smile at the thoughts and nod to the girls
"Yeah, my parents are great. I have three older siblings, two guys and a gal. They're all in the military, and my parents and retired military, but my sister is just going to basic soon."
>"Oooooh," comes a chorus of voices, as well as some giggles
>"So, you're pretty good at following orders, right darling?" asks Rarity
"Um, I guess? I mean, the military life's not for me, but my parents have always been pretty strict on me. Strict, but fair."
>"Like the Russian police?" asks Pinkie
"Exactly." you reply with a girly giggle
>Dammit, why do your laughs and giggles have to be so girly?
>It's like you were born with the right set of parts, but the rest of your body was the wrong sex
>Especially your voice box
>"Well, I think it's time for a little game." says Rainbow Dash as she returns from the kitchen with a bottle of vodka, a bottle of cranberry juice, and eight solo cups
>"Woah, woah WOAH!" shouts Sunset, "TIME OUT. I didn't know you were bringing booze! You can't do that!"
>Oh no, your dad warned you about this
>"You know Sunset, ironically, despite your name, you need to, eh, lighten up." the blue girl replies with a roll of the eyes
>"I'll make 'em nice and weak for your pansy butts."
>She begins pouring the drinks, putting maybe a shot into each cup, and two in her own
>"You all know this one, 'never have I ever'. One person says something they've never done, and anyone who HAS done it has to take a drink. Simple enough, no?"
>Everyone nods and tentatively takes a cup, sitting in a circle
>"I'll start," says Dash, "never have I ever streaked in public."
>Everyone looks around before Pinkie takes a shameful sip
>You look Pinkie up and down, and the thought of her running around on the buff is giving you, feelings
>Oh no, your dad warned you about this
>"Me next," says Twilight, "never have I ever gone to school commando."
>This time everyone in the circle sans you and Twilight takes a sip
>Okay, boner, now's not the time
>It must have been on those few occasions where they wear pants, right?
>RIGHT?
>"Alright, darlings. Never have I ever fornicated in a vehicle."
>Applejack takes a sip of her drink, as does Sunset
>"Your turn, Anonymous," says Dash, "and make sure it's extra embarrassing."
>Applejack ribs her for her trouble, but you meet her gaze
>She wants, embarrassing, huh?
>If she only knew what unholy forms of spaghetti lay dormant in your pockets
>But if this is how you're to be accepted, so be it
"Never have I ever kissed a girl, even once."
>This time everyone in the group besides you takes a sip
>"Really, though, Nonny?" asks, Pinkie, "not even once, just to try it?"
"Um, I mean, I've never really gotten the chance to."
>"Would you like to?" she asks, suddenly in your face
"Um, maybe later?"
>"I see," says Dash, "need a little more liquor in you before you're ready to take the plunge? It's pretty common."
>"Geez, Rainbow, do y'all ever NOT think about alcohol?" asks AJ
>"Pshh, yeah, like all the time. Even I can't win at sports if I'm drunk." she replies in a 'dude isn't it obvious' kind of way
>Well, she doesn have a point
>Anyway, it's Twilight's turn
>"Never have I ever borrowed a tampon from someone else."
>Once again everyone is sipping but you and Twilight.
>"Never borrowed a tampon from your sister?" asks Pinkie
"Um, no? What would I need a tampon for?" you ask slightly grossed
>"Uhhh, for your period?" says Dash, whilst looking at you like you're retarded
>Now she's teasing you too, great
"Except I don't have one?" you say, returning the favor
>"Oooh," says Rarity, "are you on one of those fancy new wave birth controls that stem that sort of thing?"
>She looks completely genuine though
>You don't think,
>Oh no, your dad did NOT warn you about this
"Umm, you guys don't ACTUALLY think I'm a woman, do you? You DO know I'm a man, right?"
>An awkward silence falls on everyone, followed by awkward laughter
>"Haha, that's funny, Anonymous," says Twilight, "it's a good thing you're joking, since it'd be pretty bad if my parents knew I brought a boy over tonight."
"I'm... not joking."
>The group looks at you silently
>"Uhhhhhh."
>"Show me." says Dash
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"What?"
>"Show. Me." she repeats
"Like, how?"
>"Well, if you're a dude, whip that cock out and show me."
"I am NOT doing that!" you shout, covering your crotch with your hands
>"See?" says Dash, "She's bluffing."
"I'm not a she! I'll prove it!"
>You reach into your wallet and pull out your ID
>There it is, plain as day
>Gender: Male
>Sex: Male
"You can't lie about stuff like this on an official ID. It's why they have a separate 'gender' section now." you say with air quotes
>"Oh my gosh, he's right." says Twilight, "HE is right."
>"Oh no." says Sunset
"I'm sorry," you say scooting away, "I didn't think you guys actually thought I was a girl! I thought this was just a coed sleepover."
>"Coed sleepover? In my parents' house while they're away? Does that sound normal to you, Anonymous?" asks Twilight at a half-shout
"Um, yeah?" you reply honestly
>After a moment of more awkward silence, Pinkie speaks up
>"He does have a point. Throwing a coed sleepover with your parents out of town sounds like exactly the kind of thing someone might expect a highschool girl like you to do if they didn't know you, Twilight."
>Everyone nods in agreement and you feel a sliver of hope, that this might not all be pinned on you
>"Well, I guess it can't be helped. You're welcome to stay the night. You were originally going to share a bed with Sunset, but, now we'll need a new plan."
"Oh that's okay. I brought a pillow, I can sleep on the floor."
>"Oh, nonsense," says Twilight with a smile, "we'll figure something out for you
>"In any case," says Dash, "why don't we get back to partying?"
>Everyone goes back to doing their things, people mingle, play games, take selfies, everything you imagined a girly sleepover to be
>Though everyone is a little more hesitant around you now, they're still friendly
>Maybe because they got to know you first while the cat was still in the bag, and maybe friendship is just magic or something
>Things start winding down until Sunset spills some soda on her pajama shirt when her cup slips
>Everyone winces
>"Oh, shoot." she says, before shrugging
>"Good thing I brought a spare."
>She reaches into her bag and pulls out a pajama shirt exactly like the one she's wearing: pink with a sun symbol on the front
>She suddenly yanks her current shirt off, right in front of everyone and,
>She's not wearing a bra
>She's not wearing anything on top
>She's bare, her breasts are bare and on display
>They're a slightly lighter shade of yellow than her arms and face, and her nipples are a crimson that matches her hair
>Oh no, dad warned you about this
>What did he say again?
>"Remember son, girl's chests are like the sun. It's okay to look, but DON'T stare. Unless you have sunglasses, heheh."
>Oh shit, look away!
>Too late, you notice Sunset is sees you and you lock eyes with her
>You twist your head to the side
>Man, this wall paint sure is interested
>"Oh, sorry," says Sunset as she covers herself with the new shirt, "I forgot you were, y'know."
"Haha I don't know what you're talking about! What do you mean, Sunset?!" you say slightly too loud as you stare at the oh so interesting wall
>"It's fine, no biggie, really. It's my fault anyway."
>"Yeah," says Rainbow in a mischievous tone, "there just boobs. you've seen some before, right.?"
"Uh, buh, I, uh."
>"Bahahahahaha!"
>Rainbow falls off of you laughing and points at you
>"I knew it! You're a total virgin!"
"I, I mean I..."
>Dash climbs back to her knees and pretends to fail at stifling laughter
>"Don't bother, I can spot a virgin from a mile away!"
>You fight back the tears
>It's the one kind of fighting you're good at
>"Aww, you gonna cry, now? You'll never get a girl with that kind of attitude." she says between gasps of laughter
>Applejack stands up and makes her way over toward an oblivious Dash
>"You might as well go gay."
>Applejack winds up and conks Rainbow on top of the head with a closed fist and a thud
>"OW! What the hell, Jack?" she asks indignitely
>"Now I don't know what in the gosh-darned lilly-lickin' hog-tyin' crop-dustin' Fuck has gotten into you, Dash, but y'all are asking for an ASS-whoopin' actin' like that toward our new friend,"
>She grabs Dash by the shirt and pulls her up to face her eye to eye
>"YA HEAR?!"
>Dash grabs AJ's hand and shoves it away from herself
>"See? This is what I'm talking about. Can't take any heat, can't fight back so he has to hide behind you"
>She punctuates the last word with a finger to Applejack's chest
>"This so called 'man' ain't shit and you all are just gonna let him waltz in here and start, I dunno, acting like one of the gang?"
>She turns to you and points at you as well, her finger wobbling as though she can't /quite/ make out where exactly you are
>"And you, just cause you look like a girl doesn't make you one of us. You're a virgin and a loser, got it? A girl will NEVER show you her tits on purpose."
>Just as Applejack is about to grab Dash and start tearing her between 18 and 23 new assholes, Sunset interjects
>"I wouldn't be so sure about that, Dashie."
>She lets the shirt she was holding over her chest fall to the floor, her bare, bra-free bust freely visible once again, and she turns her head to lock eyes with you
>She smiles, pulls her hand up to shoulder height like she's waving maracas, and does a slight little shake side to side
>"So, what do you think?"
>You're mesmerized yet again
>The sight of Sunset's perfect knockers threatens to shut you down entirely
>As fucked as she is, Dash has a point
>This is your first time seeing the real deal
>Your dad warned you about this
>'And son, if by some miracle a girl shows you her rack, don't just stare like some kind of jackass. Take a deep breath and say something.'
>You try to take a calm deep breath, but it comes as more like a desperate gasp, like a man about to drown breaching the surface
>You do let it out more smoothly though, and you smile at Sunset
"They're, perfect. Thanks for the show, sweet cheeks."
>Sunset blushes and smiles before bending down and picking up her shirt
>Everyone else just kind of cringes
>Your dad warned you about this
>'And whatever you do, son, don't try to emulate people with way more charisma and manly charm than you have. Play to your strengths.'
>Well that's one warning you totally failed to heed
>"Big deal," says Dash, "they're nice tits all right? Score one for Anon. I bet a virgin like you popped a boner just from that, huh?"
>You look around the room at all the girls
"Is there even a point in lying and saying 'no'?"
>They all shake their heads and/or shrug
"Guess I'll stay sitting here then"
>"Oh no you don't." says Rainbow as she hoists you up by one arm
>You're now standing bent over and covering your crotch by holding the oversize shirt you're wearing down and away from yourself
>"No need to be embarrassed, right? I mean, it's only natural."
>"She, does have a point," says Twilight of all people, "I mean, we can't just expect you to hide a major part of your anatomy away for our convenience."
>"I agree, darling, it's just part of being a man, right?"
>You swear you saw Rarity bite her bottom lip
>Dash pushes you against the wall and you grab it to keep your balance
>Everyone's now staring at you
>Or rather, a part of you
>They all look surprised, in different ways
>Rainbow bends over, inspects your wood closely, and scoffs
>"This is it?" she asks, giving your stiffy a painful flick on the tip, "No wonder you're a virgin."
>"Will you stop obsessing over that?!" shouts Sunset
>You look around for Rainbow Dash's tardwrangler, but it seems Applejack has left the scene, at least for now
>"Yeah," says Twilight, "why are you being so hard on him anyway?"
"Rainbow Dash?" you ask, grabbing her attention
>Your dad warned you, above all else, not to do what you're about to do
>Full speed ahead
"Are you a virgin yourself?"
>Dash is shocked, as it seems you finally got the upper hand on her
>The rest of the girls, uncharacteristically from what you can tell, all start to jeer Dash, a chorus of "oooooo"s and "OOOOH!"s
>Pinkie even says "oh no No NO ah-" and wheezes
>You weren't even trying to be mean, you were just curious if she was projecting, and it slipped out
>She shifts her left foot forward and cocks back her right hand low
>You instinctively bring your hand up to guard your face
>Your whole family warned you about this
>Bet they didn't expect it'd have any crossover with dad's sleepover talk
>Her fist slams into your gut, and you resist the urge to crumple
>She swing her left fist wide for your head but your guard's already up
>Your arm hurts, your gut hurts, your head hurts anyway
>She continues swinging at you, throwing jabs and hooks,but you guard your head and take the bodyshots
"Rainbow stop, I don't want to fight you!"
>"Cause you know you'll get fucked up, asshole!"
>She reels her left arm back way too wide for some kind of Hollywood haymaker
>You take your chance and throw out a right jab which lands on the side of her nose
>She takes a few steps back while you cower against the wall
>"Huh, looks like ladyboy has some fight in him."
>She squares up again and approaches you
>Come on, Applejack, where are you?
>You continue taking a beating from Dash, with her pummeling your arms and stomach
>Good thing dad made you do those core exercises
>You block her body shots as well as you can with your elbows and let your abs absorb what they can
>Every so often she swings wide and you step in for a jab to the face
>There's on thing you can try, but it's going to be risky
>Maybe you should have practiced with your siblings
>But you're a-
>Okay you're neither a lover nor a fighter, but you're even more so not a fighter
>She throws a hook toward your liver and you block it with your elbow
>You reach out with your right hand and get it on her left bicep
>You go for her head with your left hand, but she ducks away so you slap it down on her right bicep
>You close the distance, putting your hip on hers so she can't knee you, and put all your strength into keeping her arms at her side
>"If you wanted to get close, you should have just asked, big boy" she says in a coy manner you didn't think Dash could produce
>Time for another gambit
>You reach your head forward and plant a kiss on her forehead and say
"Can you blame me, though?"
>She flushes a bit, a mix of embarrassed and aroused if you're reading her right
>"Well, maybe we-"
>You shove her away with your grip on her arms, shift your weight to your left foot, pull her back to you, and drive your right knee up and into her
>She coughs and smiles at you
>"Not bad, for a girl."
>She brings her hands in between your arms and pushes outward, breaking your grip on her instantly
>Then she throws a surprise jab at your now unguarded face
>Thankfully your reflexes are good enough to roll with it and avoid a broken nose
>Your cheekbone now hurts like a bitch, though
>You bring your guard up again and back up toward the counter
>Thankfully, you see Applejack round the corner again as Dash squares up for another round
>AJ grabs Rainbow's wrist out of a left hook and yanks her back
>"Alright, that's enough!" she shouts, "I leave y'all alone for a minute to take a piss and y'all're treatin' Twilight's house like yer own personal fightin' club!"
>"Relax AJ," says Dash as she tenderly pulls Jack's hand off of her arm, "just a little friendly roughhousing, right, Anon?"
"Y-yeah,"
>You say tentatively, deciding, for whatever fucked up reason, to help Dash out
>Well, looking at it one way, you're really helping out AJ by stopping her from committing a serious assault on Dash
>Or at least, it's easy to justify it that way considering how FUCKING PISSED Applejack looks
"Yeah, just messing around, although."
>You shoot Dash a sideways glare that can be hidden as friendly
"I think Dash REALLY overestimated my toughness."
>AJ scowls, but walks away to the kitchen with an 'I'm watching you' gesture to Dash
>"That's right, punk, I'd've whooped your ass if our esteemed referee hadn't butted in."
"I don't doubt it."
>"Gotta say though, you did a decent job of holding your own. You ever been in a fight?"
"Not a real one," you say while nursing your bruises, "but in my family you can't afford not to have at least a little bit of fight in you."
>You grab your cheek and rub it gently
"Emphasis on 'a little bit'."
>Rainbow sizes you up, but then looks a little disappointed as she looks down
>"Aww, your boner's gone." she says in a way that sounds mostly teasing but with a hint of genuine disappointment
"Yeah, that shit tends to happen to a man when someone's trying to knock his ass out." you say with a confrontational shrug
>"Well," she says with that uncharacteristic seductiveness from earlier, "I think we can fix that."
>She grabs the front of her shirt at the bottom and lifts it up to reveal that she too is going sans-bra at the moment
>Her breasts, while not very big, aren't exactly flat either, probably a low end C cup if you had to guess
>In your infinite wisdom on such subjects, as a male virgin
>"So, macho man, what to ya think?" she says with a wink and a little shake
>Against every form of your judgement, better or other wise, you decide to tease her
>Very lightly of course
>You look back to Sunset, who's now wearing her shirt, then back to Rainbow
"I mean, you're no Sunset Shimmer, but, um"
>You flash her a smile and two thumbs up
"Very nice."
>"Asshole" she replies, but in a friendly way, like a bro insulting you out of friendship
"Nah, nah see, if I were an asshole, I would have said 'No thanks, Rainbow, I'm not in the mood for pancakes. Maybe at breakfast'."
>"Oooooooh" comes a round of jeers from the girls yet again
>Rainbow, for her part, looks more impressed than anything
"But I'm not, so, I told you the truth and said they were, and I quote, 'Very nice'."
>"You know something, Anon?" she asks as she slowly approaches you
'What?" you say with a cockiness you never thought you'd hear from yourself
>Must be the alcohol finally hitting you
>Rainbow puts one hand on your arm, one behind your head, and leans up toward you
>She plants a kiss on your cheek and says softly
>"You're alright."
"Really? Cause I-"
>She shoves you forward, pulls you back to her and drives her knee up toward your gut
"AH NO PLEASE!"
>You shout pitifully in your girly voice
>You open your eyes and see Dash's knee stopped just before your gut, before she puts it down, smirks at you and says
>"Gotcha."
>Everyone else giggles and Pinkie even snorts
>Your face is starting to flush red, and it's definitely not all because of the alcohol
"Yeah, touche, Dashie, touche."
>"Pfft. If you're going to call me Dashie, at least buy me dinner first."
>A silence befalls the group, so you decide to keep the ball rolling
"So, you other girls gonna show me your tits now, or are we saving the rest for later?"
>The other girls laugh at you, or with you maybe, you're honestly not sure at this point, and honestly, you don't care either
>"Nice try, Anonymous, darling, but your wily charms won't work on me." says, you guessed it, Rarity
>"They will on me!" shouts Pinkie as she yanks her shirt all the way off and
>Good LOOOOOOOORD, those knockers!
>Her funbags swing side to side like a pendulum, at the limit of being huge without sagging
>Her smooth pink skin gradients perfectly into dark pink areolae and even darker, almost purple nipples
>They're cute, they're sexy, they're beautiful
>You've run out of words to describe them in your head so you content yourself to bask in their glory
>Pinkie smiles in her usual playful way, but then adopts a seductive look you wouldn't expect from her
>She waves you over with a finger and you find yourself complying without consciously deciding to do so
>She guides you to the couch next to Fluttershy, who you catch stealing glances downward
>You smile at her and say
"It's okay, Fluttershy, you can look as much as you want. To say I don't mind is an understatement."
>Rarity scoffs lightly and shakes her head, smiling
>"Boys and their egos. Everything has to be about their sexual prowess."
>You scoff back at her
"Whatever you say, Ms. 'Fifty Shades on the bus to school'."
>She scrunches her face and begins flushing red, grumbles something about 'privacy' and 'minding one's own business'
>You can't help but chuckle at how cute it is
>Pinkie gets down on her knees
>"So, what do you say we finally do something about this not-so-little problem you're having?" she asks as she grabs the waistline of your PJs
>"If anyone objects to me exposing Anon's wiener, speak now or forever hold your peace."
>You, Flutters, Sunset, Twilight, and Dash all vigorously shake your heads as the aforementioned girls all move in for a closer look
>Applejack looks over before returning silently to her phone, and Rarity just shrugs without looking up
>"That settles it" says the pink girl in front of you as she pulls your pants and underwear up and over
>"Not bad" says Sunset as she bites her thumb
>"Indeed." says Twilight, "That looks like a well formed penis. I should definitely take some accurate measurements, you know, for his health."
>"Way ahead of you.' says Pinkie as she produces a ruler from her hair
>You've seen this happen before, but it's still weird regardless
>She stretches your johnson up and holds the ruler to it
>"Six and three-quarters inches. Not bad."
>"For a girl." interjects Rainbow
>But you couldn't care less
>Because Pinkie is leaning up on your thighs and wrapping your cock in those pillows on her chest
>She starts bouncing them up and down, and the feeling is nothing short of pure ecstasy
>As if that weren't enough, she leans her head down and starts licking and sucking your tip
>You throw your head back and groan, the wight of pinkie leaning on you being the only thing stopping you from thrusting your hips skyward like you're doing yoga
>As you pull your head back down you look around the room and see that most of the girls, besides Rarity and AJ, have started playing with themselves under their pajama pants
>You look back to Pinkie, and when she makes eye contact with you, bouncing her tits on you and suckling your tip, it sends a new wave a pleasure coursing up your hips, through your spine, and out to the rest of your body
>You shudder at it and fall limp, content to rub Pinkie's head as you receive the best sexual pleasure of your life so far
>"So, Twilight," says Sunset, "you thinking what I'm thinking?"
>You can just barely make out what she's saying over your own pants and moans
>"That we need to get a piece of that?" she replies
>Sunset chuckles and wraps and arm around Twilight, drawing her own hand out of her pants
>"True that. I think we should stick to the original plan of Anon sharing a bed with me tonight."
>She draws Twilights gaze up to her face and smiles
>"But I was thinking, in the mean time..."
>"Ohhhh," says Twilight with a giggle, "but Sunset, I can't be bisexual today?"
>"Wha- why not?" Sunset asks quizzically
>"Because, my phone's not charging and I haven't eaten any hot chips."
>Sunset groans at Twilight's terrible joke, but smiles and chuckles nonetheless
>"Come here, you." she says as she drags Twilight up and out of the room
>"So, AJ?" asks Dash
>"No." the farm girl replies curtly
>"Come on," Dash pleads, "you know it's turning you on."
>"Oh fer-, fine." says AJ as she shimmies her PJs to her knees
>Dash smiles and wiggles underneath the fabric bridge to plant her face squarely between AJ's thighs
>You turn your attention back to Pinkie, and you feel yourself starting to close in
"Pinkie, ah, I'm getting there."
>"It's okay, Nonny," she says without breaking stride with her bouncing, "let Auntie Pinkie Pie take care of you. Just let it all out."
>With that, you cum harder, stronger, and longer than you ever have, right into the amazing, beautiful, cute, and sexy Pinkie Pie's mouth
>You nearly go blind and pass out from the pleasure, but a few gulps of air bring your spinning head back to earth
"Wow, Pinkie, tha- that was amazing!"
>"Hehe, of course, it's my Patented Pinkie Pie-zuri. Best in its class!"
"I believe it." you say as you shimmy your pants up
>But a hand reaches out and stops you
>You look over to Fluttershy, who has stopped you from hiding away your trouser snake
>Which, you know, is soon going to become a trouser worm
>And, as expected, Anon jr. is rapidly receding
>Pinkie, who has been watching its progress, takes the ruler back out once it's a peak softness
>"Wow, 2 and a quarter inches," she says to the surprise of Dash, Fluttershy, and even Rarity and AJ
>"It's a good thing we made first impressions while your little guy was hard."
>"I'll say," says Rarity, "I've heard of growers, but I honestly wouldn't have believed you if you told me it was going to grow to exactly three times its normal length."
"So, now you're interested?" you ask her
>"Oh, just medically. Though, I'll say this much: turning one of my normal threesomes into a foursome isn't completely off the table. " she says with a slight smile
>Yay
>Fluttershy tugs on your arm, getting your attention
>"U-um, Anon, I was wondering if you, could, um..."
>She points down toward her pants and panties, which, previously unbeknownst to you, have been pulled down to her knees
"Oh, of course, Flutterbutter, lemme just-"
>You slide off the couch onto your knees on the floor, taking this opportunity to hide your softie away, and slither your way up into her pants-knees-tent much the same way Dash did with Jack
>You pry her lower lips apart with your fingers, earning a loud gasp from her, and deliver a slow lick from the base up to the top
>She lets out a long moan, lower in pitch than you thought he was capable of
>You start circling around what you think is her clit (though, let's be real, it could be anything for all you know), and she throws her head back and moans loudly
>"Well, Anonymous," says Rarity, "now I AM interested."
>You pause to catch your breath, and while you're up you say
"Don't worry, Rares, there's plenty to go around."
>And with that, you dive back in
>Your sister, of all people, warned you about this
>~'When in doubt, spell the alphabet with your tongue.'
~'Thanks, sis, but, to be honest, you're kinda one of the last people I'd want to hear about this from.'
>You go to town on going down, getting about halfway through your second trip around Sesame Street when you hear
>"Oh, yes, oh gods, Anon, just like that, ooooh!"
>She starts to shudder, and slightly buck her hips into your face
>You come up for air and barely get a breath in before she grabs you by the hair and slams your face back into her snatch
>You do your best, sucking and licking at the nib that you hope will get her there
>Fluttershy moans louder than ever, almost but not quite screaming at this point
>After a moment that feels like foreveer, she pushes your face away, leaving you tongue out and panting like a dog
>"Oh, oh Anonymous, that was amazing."
"You flash her a smile and a thumbs up
"Glad I impressed."
>After she calms down a bit, she looks at you smiling, clearly hungry but with a hint of that trademark shyness
>"But, um, you know. That's not exactly what I was asking for."
>She says as she pulls a condom out of her purse, blushing
>Your eyes go wide in shock as you realize what she's getting at
"Uh, eh, I don't know Fluttershy," you say as you watch her smile fade away
"I-i-it's not like I don't want to, believe me, it's just, I'm kinda apprehensive about, well",
>You see Rainbow grinning smugly at you, waiting for you to say it
"I'm apprehensive about losing my virginity. I always thought it would be with someone I'm in love with."
>Rather than any laughs, you surprisingly hear a collection of "Daaaaaw"s from around the room
>Whether it's Rainbow, Rarity, or AJ that surprises you the most you're not sure
>Even Sunset and Twilight, who have returned, join in
>"It sounds to me like you've been reading too many romance novels, darling."
>"Yeah, dude," says Sunset, "wanting sex with someone you're in a relationship with is great and all, but you'll be doing your future girlfriend a favor by learning the ropes first."
>Your mom warned you about this
>~'Now Nonny, my sweet boy, these girls will try to corrupt you, stay pure now, for your mama?'~
~'Hell nah, mom I'm gonna get me some coochie.'~
>~'Anonymous!'~
~'Whoa, mom, it's just a prank, bro! Besides, I wouldn't be able to anyway.'~
>~And then your mom hit you with a chancla~
>~She's not even Hispanic, fucking poser~
"I, I guess so."
>"Right," Sunset replies, putting a hand on your shoulder, "and Fluttershy is going to help you with that. Aaaand, myself and Twilight, if you're okay with that."
>You blink twice and look at Sunset blankly
"Are you asking me if I'm okay with getting free sex from three super attractive and popular girls in my school? Because I am definitely okay with that."
>"Not just getting," says Twilight as she rubs her hand up and down your sides
>"but giving, too. We'll show you how to really please a woman."
>"Yeah," chimes in Dash, "don't think you're an expert because you made Fluttershy cum. I know from experience how easy that is."
>"Dash!" shouts Fluttershy, startling you
>"You shouldn't talk about your sexual experiences with someone without their consent first."
>"Uhh, Fluttershy, you're on the couch with your tunnel of love on full display and you just got it eaten out in front of all of us, by the guy I'm talking to. And now you want him to fuck you on the couch too."
>Fluttershy looks down in shame at having the obvious pointed out to her
>"Oh. Right."
"Speaking of which, uh, should we get started?"
>Fluttershy nods to you and shimmies herself up onto the couch
>Laying her head on Rarity's lap, she removes her pants and panties the rest of the way
>She also pulls her shirt up and off, exposing her full self to you
>Your health class teacher warned you about this
>You decide to return the favor and strip yourself down
>Now you're naked in front of some of the most popular girls in school
>And somehow, despite having nightmares about this exact thing, you're pretty happy with it
>You remove the condom from its packaging and roll it onto yourself
>"Stop! Stop everything!"
>Twilight points to your tip and squeezes the reservoir at the end of the condom
>"Air pocket. You forgot to pinch the tip when you rolled it on. That could burst and knock her up."
>She pulls the condom off you, pulls a fresh one out of her purse, and rolls it onto you the correct way
>"There now you're all set."
>Sunset kneels down next to you and Fluttershy on the floor
>"Now, we'll give you some tips along the way, but we also want you to try and figure things out for yourself too. That way, you'll learn some skills that can translate over to other girls."
"Right, like Shepherd said, it's like knowing how to pick a lock, vs. knowing how to pick locks."
>"Who's Shepherd?"
"Oh, he's my eldest brother. When my family found out I was going to a sleepover with girls, it kinda lead to some awkward talks."
>She giggles and pats you on the head
>" That's cute. Now, turn your attention to your Fluttershy. Notice she is patiently waiting for you to initiate. When a girl is passive like this, it's best to start by easing your way in. Try a few things for foreplay and see how she responds."
>You take a handful of Flutterbitties and start gently squeezing them
>She doesn't seem to react to this, so you try rubbing her nipples with your thumb
>This time she moans a little, so you decide to keep doing it
>You take one hand off to steady yourself and trace circles around her right nipple with your tongue
>Gentle moaning and cooing leads to to believe you're on the right track
>You take it in your mouth and suck hard, eliciting even more sounds from your partner
>You pull it up with your mouth until you've dragged her tit up into the air, and with a pop it lands back down on her chest with a *pat*
>You align yourself with her opening and press inward
>As you slowly inch more and more inside her, you notice her tongue hanging out
>You scoop it up and back into her mouth with her own and begin some good old fashioned tonsil hockey
>Once you finally bottom out, you start a rolling motion, sliding yourself down her body and pulling out most of the way, then leaning back in
>Once you break away from the kiss, you hear her let out a contented sigh
>"You're doing good so far," says Sunset as she rubs your back
>"Keep in mind, though, that Fluttershy was plenty wet from you eating her out. Not every girl is going to be okay with you going down on her, so you might need more foreplay to get her ready."
>You nod to signify you're listening, and continue massaging and licking the Flutternips
>"If you can't seem to get a girl wet enough, even with a lot of well-communicated foreplay, it might be a lubrication production issue. Try to gently introduce the idea of using an artificial lubricant if need be. It might be embarrassing, but it beats hurting her, and it definitely beats damaging her vagina."
"Uh, right, definitely don't want that."
>You slip down a little far on the uptake, and when you push back in, the angle is different, and you feel yourself rubbing against her in a different way
>You almost wouldn't have noticed if it weren't for the loud moan with which she responded
>You try to replicate it, and Flutter tells you non-verbally that you're doing the right thing
>Her head rolls back until she's almost looking behind herself at Rarity
>Speaking of Rarity, she gently rustles Fluttershy's hair without looking up from her phone
>"Yes, darling, you're doing great."
>You continue on like this for a while until you start to feel yourself bubbling up again
"Fluttershy, I'm starting to get close."
>"Good, good. Always communicate things like that to your partner, and ask her if she is too. You never know."
"What about you, Flutterbutter? You getting close too?"
>Her only response is a series of small moans that sound like she's trying to yell but keeps stuttering
>"That means yes, by the way."
"I'm gonna cum, Flutters."
>She gasps as if in surprise and grabs you by the arms
>"Yes! Do it! Come inside me!"
"I am, right now!"
>You bottom out inside her and
>Dgj udehh it eggtwth yr d do yer
>Your brain short circuits as waves of pure ecstasy crash through you, bucking your hips sightly with each spurt
>Eventually you collapse exhausted on top of Fluttershy, panting like you just ran a marathon
>She's doing much of the same, her chest rising and falling so hard and so rapidly that her breasts just roll all around the place
>"Well," says your mentor with a smile and another headpat, "I'd say that was a success."
>"So Fluttershy,"
>Rainbow Dash suddenly elbows her way in with a curious excitement
>"Yo, Fluttershy, how did the real deal match up with our toys?"
>After finally catching her breath Flutter looks up at Dash with an almost dazed expression
>"It was amazing. Don't get me wrong, you're awesome, but the way it throbs when it's inside you... You can really feel it when he's going slow. And oh gods the pulsing when he cums, you just can't recreate that with a toy."
>"Huh. Maybe I should try the real deal out sometime."
>She gives you a pat on the back
>"Congrats, dude. You just convinced a dyke to give the dick a try."
"Wait, if you're a lesbian- or, were one, maybe still are? Either way, why did you get upset when I asked you if you were a virgin? I mean, if you weren't interested in meat penises before, then...?"
>"Long story. Anyway, you should pull out of Flutters before you go soft again."
"Oh yeah."
>You do as you're told and, one a safe distance from Yellowquiet's incubation chamber, you peel it off and tie it up
>"I'll get you a glass of water" says Sunset as she gets up
"Thanks"
>"Don't mention it. You'll need to recover before your next lesson."
>...
"Oh boy."
 ***
>So, shockingly, you do other non-sex related things with the girls
>Playing Smash with Pinkie, AJ, and Dash for one
>You're doing pretty handily with your main, [spoiler]male Wii Fit Trainer[/spoiler]
>Spiking Falco into oblivion with your head, you return to the stage and teach Joker and Byleth a thing or two about yoga
>"I still can't believe the jab combo buries on the third hit, that's so bullshit!"
"I still can't believe Pinkie 'Git Gud' Pie is complaining about a low tier character."
>"I can't believe Pinkie just said a bad word."
>"Don't worry Fluttershy, this isn't canon."
"What?"
>"Nothing."
"Pinkie, do you do acid?"
>"Nope. No drugs for me. I do carry a bag of fresh lawn clippings around to smell sometimes."
>You laugh as you juggle AJ's Byleth so far off the Skyworld stage you're damn near at Palutena's Temple
>"Y'know, it's nice to finally have someone around who really gets me, y'know? I mean, all the girls love me and laugh at my normalfa- normie jokes, but you're the only girl I've met who's got the same esoteric mix of pop culture and underground internet culture knowledge as me."
"Well, I'm not a girl you've met know who has that. I'm a guy who has that."
>"Allegedly."
"A-allegedly? Pinkie, you're a firsthand witness that I'm a guy."
>"No, I'm a firsthand witness that you have a penis. Doesn't mean you're a guy."
"What, you think I'm trans?"
>"No, you're something much better: a trap."
"Well too bad I'm not into guys."
>The match finishes and the three of you stand up to stretch
>"Too bad indeed." says Twilight as she wraps her arms around you from behind
>"It would be so hot to see you bent over the table getting pounded by a real stud. I bet I could convince Flash to do it, too."
"Yeah, I'll take a pass."
>"You sure? Since you're so feminine, it wouldn't even be gay."
>"Nononono, Twi, you've got it all wrong."
>Pinkie steps aside to reveal a flip chart that you won't even ask how it got there
>"You see, it's not gay if the penis is feminine. Since Anon's penis is masculine, but the rest of him is feminine, him taking it up the butt would be not only gay, but double-gay."
"She has a point, Twilight."
>"Alright, fine, no dicks then."
>She starts rubbing sensually around your hips, and moves her way toward your butt
>"But what do you think about pegging? Be honest."
"I... I've considered it once or twice."
>Audible squeaks from behind you
"But that doesn't mean I'm into it! I've considered a lot of things before deciding against them."
>"Well, let me know if you change your mind. Better yet, let Rainbow know and then both of you let me know."
"Duly noted."
>Speaking of Rainbow Dash, she shoves another cup of party juice into your hand
>You take a swig of it and let the warming concoction slide its burning path down your throat
>"Don't get too wasted now," says Sunset, "we don't want your performance getting impacted."
"Right, fair enough."
>"Tell you what, Twiight looks really horny, and it's making me pretty horny, and I imagine hearing me talking about being horny is making you horny, so why don't we go to Twilight's room to take care of all of that.? Then you can come back and finish your drink and we'll all party into the night. Sound good?"
>You take one more dainty sip of the drink with your pinkie out and set it on an end table
"Sounds very good."
>Thus, Sunset and Twilight lead you down the hall to a room decorated in all manner of science related stuff
>"Alright, my dear student, those clothes of your are in the way of your education. Time to lose them."
If there were an Olympic contest for speed stripping, you'd take gold easily
>Now you're stark naked in front of Twilight and Sunset
>Both of them go from seductive to cringing
"What? I'm not *that* ugly naked, am I?"
>"It's not that Anon, it's, well, Rainbow really did a number on you, didn't she?"
>You look down at your abdomen and see that it's nearly all blue, brown, and purple
>A second later, you double over in pain
>"Are you okay?"
>Sunset wraps an arm around your shoulder and helps keep you stable
"I guess a combination of shock, adrenaline, and not seeing it till now kept my mind off of it."
>You're really in pain right now
>It HURTS
>But you'll manage
>"Twilight, can you grab some painkillers for Anon?"
>"I'm on it."
>She leaves for a moment in which sunset sits you down on the bed
>"Here."
>She hands you some pills with a glass of water, and you swallow them immediately
>"There you go."
>A second later, Twilight realizes something
>"Oh shit."
>"What's wrong?"
>"We just gave a drunk guy ibuorofen and acetaminophen"
>It dawns on Sunset, and she starts looking guilty
"It's fine. I'm not that drunk, and one time won't kill my liver for good."
>"Be that as it may, I'd recommend not drinking any more tonight."
"Alright, if you say so, but I have a fast metabolism, and besides, I'm about to burn it off anyway, aren't I?"
>"Uhh," Sunset gingerly touches your arm
>"Are you sure you still want to go through with this, Anon?"
>You chuckle and sigh
"Sometimes I think you girls all don't realize how highly desired you are. Imagine the hottest person you know, alright? Then imagine asking someone if some bruises would stop them from getting laid with them."
>"I see your point." she says, her expression returning to a mix of sultry and motherly
>"Alright then, let's get to it."
>You take her sleeve in your hand and gently raise it up and over her head
>She's once again bare chested in front of you, and it's just as beautiful as before
>You guide her gently to lie down on the bed, and take a position over her
>You kiss her firmly, yet gently
>Then you move your kisses down further and further
>You take her pajama pants and panties in your teeth, and somehow, someway, manage to pull them off with your mouth
>As you open your mouth to let them fall to the floor, you flash Sunset a hungry smile
>Taking in the sight of her sprawled on the bed like this, your hunger becomes real
>She looks at you daringly, as if she's challenging you
>Not wanting to disappoint, you begin kissing back up her legs, making your way between them
>You snake your way back and forth up between her thighs
>You hover over her for just a teasing moment, and dive in
>"Huh, you really like eating pussy, huh?"
"A lot," you say when you come up for air, "like, a lot a lot."
>"Well, I'm not as sensitive as Fluttershy, so you'll have toOOOH yeah, that's the stuff."
>Twilight leans against you and whispers in your ear
>"You're a fast learner, aren't you?"
"Yeah, I am."
>"Alright, hungry man, that's enough of that, time to move on."
>You begrudgingly (okay not really) comply, moving yourself up until you're resting gently on top of her
>You take her wrists and place them above her head, holding them with one hand
>You've got Sunset right where you want her
>No, seriously, pinned under you naked is exactly where you'd want Sunset Shimmer of all people given the choice
"You ready?"
>A single nod is all it takes to let you know she's ready for a ride
>You feel Twilight slip another condom onto you, and no sooner is it on then you're slowly descending your way into Sunset Shimmer's tight, wet tunnel
>She's warm
>Like REALLY warm
>Inside and out
>You can feel it as you rock yourself back and forth the same way you did with Fluttershy
>You take one hand off her wrist and brace yourself with it, using your leverage to subtly adjust your angle with each thrust
>Sunset takes her now free hand and pulls your head down into a deep kiss
>The two of you moan into each other's mouths, pushing yourselves against each other harder and harder
>It's as though, even with the two of you being pressed against one another so tightly, you want to be even closer
>Sunset eventually releases your lips from her own, pulls your head up by the hair, and looks into your eyes
>"Tell me you love me."
"I love you Sunset. I really do."
>Although you can't quite say for certain that these words are true, you can't quite say for certain that they're untrue either
>You barely know Sunset after all
>But from what you know about her, and your interactions with her so far, well...
>You can't imagine yourself not loving her
>So you say it, with the same conviction of a man who's wagered the entire world on the truth of his words
"I love you."
>You pull yourself down for another kiss, Sunset's moans escaping loudly in the little gaps between your lips
>Your pace quickens, and you feel Sunset writhing beneath you unlike anything before
>She's louder now, quicker, more energetic
>And even hotter
>It almost feels like you're on fire, but maybe that's just your perception
>Either way, it feels good, in a way that immolation probably shouldn't
>You want more
>More heat
>More speed
>More passion
>More Sunset
>Before you know it, it's snuck up on you, and you're bottoming out inside her
>The waves of pleasure hit you like nothing you've ever experienced
>It's as though every nerve of your body is on fire, but in a good way
>Like, you're meant for this heat
>It's pure pain in every cell, but you can't bear the thought of being without it
>It's pure pleasure in every cell, and yet you're screaming
>Literally, you're roaring out into Twilight's bedroom for all the world to hear
>Or at least, it feels as if they should be able to
>Really, it's probably not as loud as you think, but it feels louder than every sound ever made in the universe added together
>It's low and manly by your standards, which is to say it's slightly girly and shrill
>Blinding light all around you consumes your senses, and bathes you in a radiant, blinding sea of fire, against which you can do little...
>But scream
>And in all its glory, it's pain, it's pleasure, its beauty, and its terrifying awe, it lasts but a moment
>And then, it's gone
>You collapse onto Sunset, far too exhausted to move
>Your front still feels like it's burning, but much more subtly
>Your back, conversely, feels as cold as ice
>With what little strength you have left, you roll off of Sunset and lie in Twilight's bed, your vision fading as the girls in the room all crowd around you
>Panicking, saying things that vaguely sound like inquiries into your state of being
>You draw upon the last, the LAST reserves of strength in you to say two words, weakly but clearly
"I'm alright."
>Everything is dark
>And cold
>And nothing
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