>You are Anonymous
>You're on your way to the pet store to pick up some stuff for Fluttershy's animals.
>As you enter the store, the cashier greets you from across the room.
>"Hi, Anon!"
>Waving back to him, you walk over to where the chicken food is normally kept.
>Grabbing a bag, you walk over to the counter so the cashier can ring you up.
>"So, how are you, Anon?"
>Leaning on the wall with you arm outstretched, you start telling him about how your day has been going.
>Suddenly, a weight on your arm draws your attention.
>Looking over, you see quite possibly the last thing you expected.
>There was a damn bat pony mare hanging from your arm!
>She was gray, with a purple mane and tail, and she had a pricetag with 5 Euros on it around her ear like she was for sale.
>Her hind legs were wrapped around your biceps, hanging upside down like a bat.
"What the...?"
>"Ha! I see you met our new friend! This is Shady Fang. She kinda just wandered in here a while ago."
"Why does she have a pricetag around her ear?"
>"...I dunno."
>Looking back at the bat pony mare who was still hanging from your arm; you see her ears swiveling around as the animals in the store made noises that caught her attention.
"Alright... How much for the chicken food?"
>"10 bits!"
>Putting 10 bits on the counter, you grab the bag and walk out of the store, bat pony still hanging from your arm.
"So, little pony, where are you from?"
>"EEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Oh jeez my ears!"
>After having assaulted your ears with her screeching, the bat pony on your arm closed her eyes and fell asleep.
>Poor poner must have been up all day; not a good thing for a nocturnal species like bat ponies.
"Alright... Well, I guess you can come home with me for a while..."
>Walking to Fluttershy's house with the little poner hanging from you, you drop off her bag of chicken feed at the door and begin your trek home.
>You begin talking to yourself, and maybe a bit to the pone in your company.
"You know what? You're really kind of cute. Maybe having you over my house won't be such a bad thing."
>You boop her snootle, to which she scrunches her nose and gives a little nip at the air, before covering her face with her wings.
"Awwww..."