>Be Anon
>Fluttershy's absolutely unusual outfit and her bold declaration has left you more than a little dazed
>It feels like the second half of your shift lasted forever
>Rainbow Dash was shocked by your less than perfect response
>What were you supposed to do?
>Fluttershy did look cute
>And her words were pretty serious
>As serious as a squeaky, weird pony could be
>By the time you finished with work, Rainbow was at the entrance, pacing back and forth as if she were waiting on a surgery update
"Hey Dash, you alright?"
>She stops her hooves up to you
>"You moron, how could you have let Fluttershy do that to you?!"
"Do what?"
>"YOU SAID 'you too', WHAT DO YOU THINK?!"
>Since when does she care?
"What was I supposed to say?"
>"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT YOU..."
>She trails off, her face scrunching hard
>"YOU... IDIOT!"
>With that, she gallops out of the hospital and takes flight
>Surely drawn to the noise, you can hear Home Remedy chuckling from behind you
>"Marefriend troubles already? I take it that lunch wasn't as fun as it usually is?"
>You sigh
"Too fun, I think. A mutual friend stopped by dressed up like... woof."
>You shake your head, hefting your basket
>She snorts
>"So a 'mutual friend', which was a mare, interrupted your lovers' lunch and you went 'woof' at it? I'd be angry too."
"I didn't know romance was a thing back during the age of the dinosaurs."
>"Hey, you don't need my advice I'm sure... but if you care? Go find and make it up to her. I don't recall you walking in with that basket and you never leave your little fruity things behind."
"Yeah... she did bring lunch, didn't she..."
>And she dropped it like a bomb onto your head
"Well... I guess I'm off then. I hope this is easy to fix up."
>"Nothing worth keeping is ever easy, Anon! You remember that next time you're gawking at any random mare!"
>She's a pain in your ass
>But she has a point
>But she's a pegasus
>Where could you find her, if she doesn't want to be found?

>Be Rainbow Dash
>Seeing the dumb look on Anon's face was almost enough to make you cry
>How could he possibly be fine with Fluttershy coming onto him so blatantly?!
>What about her?
>How did she learn to put together such an outfit that left him speechless?!
>You've done a few things that really wowed him but nothing that caused that sort of reaction
>You only have one answer
>She didn't set that up on her own
>She isn't smart enough to
>She doesn't know Anon well enough
>She doesn't have the fashion sense to-
>FASHION SENSE
>Rather than retreating to the clouds, you break wind to Rarity's parlor
>You zoom through an open window
>And tumble into a set of purple drapes that get caught on your face
>You tumble into a noisy mass of feathers and fabric
>"Good lord, what has gotten into you?!"
>Rarity magics the curtains off of your face
>You can hardly see her
>You aren't crying
>You're not
>But you just have precipitation in your eyes
"Rarity!"
>You hiccup
"Fluttershy has crossed the line! I can't believe her!"
>The shock on her face is terrible
>"Darling, what happened? Here, dry your eyes and tell me what she's done."
>You lean into the floating fabric
>And sneeze as hard as you can
>"Oh my... that isn't what I meant but don't stop now I suppose..."
>Your system cleared, you stamp your hoof down
"Fluttershy showed up at lunch when I was eating with Anon and she looked like some sort of stupid nerd and he was unable to resist her and now she's trying to tempt him into a date and now that he's going to go on a date with her he's not going to ever go out on a date with ME and it's not like we go out but we spend so much time together and she's bogarting in on-"
>The face on Rarity turns from shock, to concern, to mild disdain, to overt disgust
>"...Oh my word, Rarity, this can't be about Anon."
"IT IS!"
>She looks at you like how you looked at Scootaloo when you first saw that she couldn't fly
>It wasn't a look of pity
>But you just wished that she could've done better with herself
>"...oh dear... you really shouldn't waste tears on that... creature."
>The only part that clicks in your head is that you shouldn't waste tears
>Something else clicks into place
"...Wait a minute... you're right."
>Another something clicks into place
"You're right!"
>A look of relief washes over the girly unicorn
>"Well I'm glad you've come to your senses, darling. Now, would you want to join me for some tea? We can take your mind off of-"
"Rarity! I need your help with something super important!"
>"...or we can not and you can just interrupt me..."
>She mumbles under her breath
>"Very well, Rainbow Dash. What may I help you with?"
"Dress me up like you did Fluttershy! I know you're the only pony in Ponyville who has that power!"
>Your words seep into Rarity's head
>Moment by moment, you see her relief turn to a fine mix of terror and pain
>"Y... you can't be serious."
"I'm deadly serious!"
>"...P-please, I implore you..."
"You can plore me later, I need to fight fire with fire and show her that she can't just headbutt her way in by being nice and dressing like... a... uh..."
>Your words escape you
>Your brain was going so fast your mouth didn't know how to catch up
"...what was she dressing up as, anyway?"
>"A tryhard amateur with low social skills, low sense of self and far too much to prove for someone who could never be worth such indignation."
"...So a nerd."
>"Yes, darling. A type of nerd that comes from Anon's homeland. Please don't make me relive the memories of him blathering on about such vile walking crimes against fashion and self-respect."
>You've always made fun of nerds
>You're not a nerd
>You're cool
>But
>Anon likes nerds, evidently
>You aren't a nerd
>But
>Anon likes nerds
>You feel your pulse quicken
>Adrenaline spikes
>You're ready for this competition
>Though you're stoking your fire of courage on the inside, Rarity looks at you with grave concern
>"...You've gone pale! Are you alright?"
"Make me a nerd."
>Rarity blinks
>Hard
>"Come again?"
"Make me a nerd, Rarity!"
>"Please, calm down and-"
"I'M GONNA BE THE COOLEST NERD EVER, TRY TO STOP ME!"
>"Oh Celestia please strike me down... very well. But if you say anything about Anon's yogurt or something else vile, I'm going to knit the most beautiful noose and hang myself."
"What's vile about it? I had some this morning and even more for lunch."
>You follow a borderline weeping Rarity into her corner of mirrors
>Just wait, Anon!
>You're gonna be the coolest nerd ever!

>Being the only human in Equestria wasn't too bad
>It was easy to tower over ponies and get discounts
>Discounts on vanilla, cinnamon, and other higher tier ingredients
>And even a nice bag to carry them in
>Rainbow Dash may have overreacted
>But you still want to make it up to her
>She likes her usual flavors
>Maybe she'd like something new
>You could try to make something more complex than yogurt
>...
>Nah
>Yogurt's good enough
>You expected her to be at home but going off of the lack of noise, she must be somewhere else
"Ah... dammit Dash..."
>You head to your kitchen directly, wanting to keep your inspiration
>You could try to shave off cinnamon into a current jar
>You could also try to include a little something else...
>You focus so much on your modifications that you don't even notice a pony behind you
>"Um... Anon?"
"Eh? Dash, hold on, I'm gonn... wait."
>That doesn't sound like the little dork
>You turn and see a yellow pegasus dressed up with a hoodie, tube socks, and massive glasses
>Due to the angle, the pony's eyes look massive
>You scream at the sight
>She screams back
>You scream louder
>And immediately stop halfway through your throat rending roar of feminine terror
"Oh... hey Shy. Jesus, those glasses sure are something, aren't they..."
>She blushes and giggles to herself
>"I'm so glad you like them. They are a little heavy, and I am finding it difficult to see through them... neat girls from your world sure are different."
"Neet girls?"
>"Yes, Anon. Do you think I'm neat?"
>You're not completely sure if she's talking about what you're talking about
>She doesn't have a job
>She is alright
>You shrug
"Well sure, I think you're neet."
>The quiet squee she makes is cute
>But it continues for a few seconds too long and starts to sound like a balloon losing air
>You wait until her breath finally runs out before speaking
"...so what's up?"
>After a short, frantic inhale, Fluttershy sways her head back and forth
>"I'm here because I would like to spend time with you!"
>Like a brick to the head, you recall exactly what she said at lunch
"O-oh... yeah... of course."
>You scramble to finish up your jar and quickly hide everything from possible view
>She can't find out your methods
"W-well that's nice and all... but... well, Rainbow Dash and I were going to..."
>Think of something she'd never do
"...play Ogres & Oubliettes. She's a big nerd like that, you know."
>"She is? Oh my, I never knew!"
"Oh, sh'yeah, for sure. I don't think you'd ever-"
>"I love that game!"
>Wait, what?
"...really?"
>"Absolutely! A nerdy pony like me, uh..."
>She frowns, stumbling over her words
>"I, um, I love to roll the dice! And... defeat... evil... things?"
>She smiles as wide as possible
>For some inexplicable reason
>You don't believe her
"Well... alright. Cool. Want to... uh... help me set things up?"
>If Dash doesn't stop by soon, this is going to turn goofy
>You did actually manage to get her to play it once
>She got distracted every few minutes and you gave up once she made it clear that she'd rather wrestle you instead
>Somewhere along the way, a lot of that rough housing turned amorous
>Affectionate, even
>Must be some greater reason for it
"Well... let's get set up in the living room. A man's kitchen is no place for a pony."
>While you aren't sure about setting this up, maybe it would be cool to have another person to play with
>Maybe she'll take it more seriously than Dash
>These human-styled clothes were a little warm after a while
>But you kept them on for Anon's sake
>You snuck into his house to wander around and get a good layout of everything
>Mister Iguana did a very good job, even if he couldn't tell you anything
>But for this, you would have to get your own hooves dirty!
>So to speak
>You've see Anon looking at hooves before
>You don't want them too dirty
>Just in case
"I'll go sit myself into the living room! Please, do not rush for my sake Anon!"
>You prance to the living room, humming a joyous tune
>You calmed yourself down in his bathroom while he was away, so you are at max level of energy!
>Only after three steps into the living room do you freeze
>You see something that makes your heart stop
>Your eyes water
>And your stomach drop
>Trotting into the living room, from outside
>It's Rainbow Dash!
>But seeing your friend, of course, isn't what makes you feel so dreadfully bad
>It's the fact that she looks so... questionably unique
>Almost like what you're wearing!
>Her rough, colorful mane has been combed and frozen in place to make it look fluffy, and neatly combed
>And really big
>A checkered red and white blouse is fitted to her near perfectly
>A pair of unusually large bead bracelets are on her legs
>And
>Oh my
>Is she wearing... a retainer?
>She huffs, inhaling with some effort
>She sees you and immediately strikes a triumphant pose
>Your eyes widen
>She even has a little checkered ribbon tying the neck of her blouse together
>The fabric looks so long it could almost be a dress!
"O-oh... hello Rainbow Dash... w-w-what may I ask are you up to today?"
>Rainbow Dash tries to breath through her nose, but seems too worked up to be able to keep her composure
>"I know your plan! I thee right through you! Anon ith mine!"
>That lisp
>The unmistakable fashion that would turn the head of any stallion
>The mentioning of Anon being hers!
>Did she go to Rarity too?!
>How did she know Anon's type?
"I... Rainbow Dash..."
>"Whath'a matter? Sthared? Afraid you can't thop me?"
>She inhales through her mouth, sucking up a bit of saliva
>The retainer certainly is more a cosmetic item than anything else
>It doesn't even really look like it fits her!
"I... I would never! But... Anon sayd 'you too'... and Rainbow Dash, I believe that this is my chance to really make him happy. I would appreciate it ever so much if you let me make him happy."
>You pour your heart into a speech and smile at her
>"Sthut up! Anon ith mine and you can't sthop me!"
>How could she do this?
>She may have been friends with Anon for longer than you
>But you love him!
>And you've gone through all of this effort to look like the type of girl that he likes!
>And she's just... stealing the idea!
>Worse, she's a...
>Your blood turns to ice
>She's acting just like a changling
>Acting like a
>A...
>A doppelganger!
>This is terrible!
>An alarm going off in your head, you stammer out your line in the sand
"R-rainbow Dash... if you do this, I will have no choice but to show Anon that I'm serious! And I am!"
>"Sthut up!"
"I completely mean it! I will not stop until he's happy and content with his new life in Ponyville!"
>"Sthut up!"
>Her refutations are rock solid
>Before you can warn her even more sternly, Anon walks in with a large container held up high
>"Alright... we have everything we need! I checked and my favorite dice are still here so we can-"
>He lowers the box and sees not you, but Rainbow Dash
>He lets out a ferocious, mare-ticklingly masculine scream of what you could only presume would be horror
>Rainbow Dash raises her eyebrows at him with a bold come hither
>"Hey sthethy. Like the look?"
>That does it!
>This... doppelganger isn't Rainbow Dash at all!
>She's a thief!
>Though you haven't had time to really make a plan and you aren't even sure if you should do anything but ignore her, you can't let this go on!
>Once more into the breach, Fluttershy
>You can do this
>Operation Doppelganger can not fail!

>"That's... that's definitely a look for you, Dash."
>Rainbow Dash gives you a smug look and nods
>"I thought you'd like it. What's sthee doing here, anyway?"
>She points an accusatory hoof at you, plastic beads rattling
>They don't even fit her!
>It looks like a few rubber bands connect from her leg to the bracelet, giving it a loose look
>This masterwork touch could only be the work of Rarity!
>How could she help her like this?!
>A growing panic subsides when Anon shrugs and puts down the container
>It looks like it hasn't been used in ages, there's so much dust on the lid
>"Well..."
>He sighs
>"I... uh, planned for us to play some Ogres & Oubliettes. And it seems like Fluttershy's a fan. So I was thinking all of us could play?"
>"Ogresth & Ooblyesthsth?! That game isth for..."
>Rainbow Dash's eyes go wide, like something clicked
>"Nerdsth..."
>This is your moment to shine, Fluttershy
>"Oh Anon, I love this game! I could play it with you all day long and not even need a break outside of going to the bathroom!"
>And not even that, if Anon wanted!
>That makes him happy
>"Well alright! I've never gotten much of a chance to do that stuff here so... well, it's nice to start back up."
>He sits down on the floor and pops off the lid, casually chucking it to the side
>The box is full of half-scribbled character sheets, pages full of small drawings and even a little notebook
"Ohh, what's in the notebook Ano-"
>As you reach for it, his lightning quick hand grabs your hoof
>"That... is a DM's secret."
>Your face grows warm
>You bet his quick hands could do a lot of things if they could grab you so quickly and easily
>Almost like a predator grabbing a poor little...
>Oh Fluttershy, you can't let yourself get out of control so soon!
>Especially not with Rainbow Dash watching!
>...or could you?
>As if she could read your mind, Rainbow Dash stops up and swats your hoof away from Anon's hand
>"ALRIGHT STHOP THAT RIGHT NOW. I'M GONNA PLAY WITH BOTH OF YOU AND I'M GONNA WIN!"
>Her outburst brings you back to reality
>Quite rudely, if you are to be honest
>"Rainbow Dash, I told you before, it isn't about winning. It's about adventure! Risk! Danger and rewards unimaginable!"
>"Risthkth, huh..."
>She gives you a dirty, less smug look
>"Alright..."
>The man shoos both of you back, setting out the pieces
>"Right... so, since we have a new player and it's been months since Dash and I played, we're gonna start something new. We have pre-made characters based off of class archetypes, and a stock adventure that can lead to a greater campaign..."
>Once he starts talking about more detailed, advanced things, your eyes start to glaze over
>By Celestia is his handsome
>How did he ever become friends with Rainbow Dash?
>Why didn't he make friends with you?
>He must like wings
>Your wings are bigger than Rainbow Dash's
>You really aren't as fast as her
>Your fur is fluffier too
>Your hair is bigger than hers and it's naturally like that
>You have a bigger mouth too
>She never yawns all that big
>You do
>Maybe you could show Anon your tongue that way
>If you could get a few more moments of private time, you could-
>"-tershy!"
>You shake your head and snap to
"Y-yes? I'm ever so sorry Anon, could you repeat yourself?
>"I said, what character do you want to run with?"
>You blink repeatedly
"Oh my... I... um... I couldn't possibly decide with there being so many wonderful options!"
>Rainbow Dash rolls her eyes
>"Sthhhhuuuuure you can't..."
>Anon shrugs
>"Alright, Druid it is. What do you want your animal companion to be?"
>You gasp
>He knows you so well!
"Oh my, how true to life! I will choose..."
>He idly nods and slides you your character sheet
>There are a selection of eight animals
>No bunny
>An eagle!
"I will choose the eagle! He can help me find things, he can fly with me, and-"
>"He specializes in tearing enemies with his talons and tends to feed off of small animals. Watch out if you ever enter a crowded area, alright?"
"Oh my..."
>You really weren't expecting that
>Rainbow Dash gets up on her hind hooves and flexes with her front legs
>"Well you can keep your sthilly animalsth, I am a sthrong barbarian! Rainbow Sthmasth!"
>Anon snorts at her
>"Rainbow 'Sthmasth'? What, should I dock you for speech checks?"
>Rainbow Dash falters
>"T-that'sth notn fair!"
>"Not really. You do that, I could give you a bonus on your attack rolls so you're more likely to hit your enemies."
>It takes a second too long for it to click in her head but she hops in place and poses even more
>"RAINBOW STHMASTH!"
>"Atta girl... so that'll be a minus two for all speech checks but a plus two for all attack rolls. But given your stats, it's not like you'd win a popularity contest as is."
>"STHMAAASTH!"
>Rainbow Dash roars triumphantly
>She is really fast
>But Applejack showed her how weak she was compared to an earth pony that was all muscle
"Don't worry, Rainbow Dash. You can be the strong brute, I will charm everyone and make sure we'll have a lot of friends."
>"STHMAAAAAAST-"
>In the middle of her battlecry, something flew out of her mouth
>And hit Anon right on his face!
>It's her retainer
>You watch both Anon's stone faced expression of minor discomfort
>And Rainbow Dash's soul leave her body
>"I... I'm sorry Anon..."
>The retainer falls off of his face and lands on the notebook with a soft, wet splat
>"...don't worry about it. I'll get you back tonight."
"Oh my..."
>Whatever that means, it can't sound good!

>O&O is such an adventurous game!
>You've had adventures before, but never far from Ponyville
>Except maybe that one time with the dragon
>Anon led you and Rainbow Dash into a giant castle!
>One filled with gigantic walking suits of armor, perilous ledges to sneak over, and even little bonfires that restored health!
>It plays out almost like a siege, with Rainbow Dash being your guardian while you act as an ambassador
>You still have to fight, but your specific goal is to try to make peace with the princess of the castle
>Rainbow Dash, insisting on being called Rainbow Smash, has her own personal goal of getting stronger
>The only thing that you feel isn't fair is that you can't just fly over everything
>When mentioning that, Anon warned that you might be turned into a pincushion!
>He's serious, like it might actually happen
>"Alright... seems like both of you avoided the archers and snuck in through a window. You're in the castle now!"
>"Sthmasthh!"
>Rainbow Dash, while still dressed up, put back in her retainer
>You know that she's not doing it for herself
>She's doing it for Anon
>Who would do such a thing just to capture someone's attention?
>You adjust the heavy glasses on your face and clear your throat
"I... um... is there someone to talk to?"
>"Good question. Your eyes dart around, hooked on adrenaline, and you find... an injured stallion!"
>"I finisthh him off!"
>Rainbow Dash is just looking for experience, but you interject
>You're a very kind mare, you couldn't hurt an already hurt pony
"Rainbow, no! Anon, I, I, I do a heal check! We have to save him!"
>"Why?! We don't even know who he isth!"
>Anon nods to himself
>"That is true... you heal him, he may turn on you."
>You aren't so easily swayed
"No, I am absolutely sure. I roll to try to heal him!"
>You lean over to find the right dice
>These glasses sure are awkward to use
"Um..."
>"Blue one, Shy."
"Y-yes, of course..."
>You really can't see anything through these unless you're at the right angle
>You tilt your head to the side and pluck the mostly-blue one between your hooves
>You awkwardly shake yourself back and forth and drop the dice
>It counts as a roll
>"It is..."
>Anon leans over unexpectedly to see the result
>He's so close he's almost near your face!
>You lean against him but it's too slow and too late
>Oh Fluttershy, you failed your Reflex save...
>"Alright, you succeed, but just barely. You patch up the stallion, who looks to be... not even a soldier. But some sort of waiter? Servant? Whoever he is, he isn't a combatant."
>"I angrily asthk him what he knowsth!"
>Rainbow Dash growls through her retainer
>She seems like she's adapting pretty well to sounding so funny
>What's weird is that she keeps making certain faces at Anon
>And he seems to like them
>"Alright... you stomp down your hooves in a threatening manner and demand that he answer who he is and what he's doing there."
>"Yeah! Tell usth!"
>"He says that he was shot by... the castle's own archers! Though there is no arrow in him, the wound looked accurate to a puncture. He says that they went crazy for some reason... and their eyes started glowing."
>Anon looks at Rainbow Dash
>Then at you
>You feel a tingly shiver go down your spine to your flank
"W... why did that happen?"
>Anon shrugs
>"The stallion shrugs. He had never even seen that happen. He certainly never saw a unicorn before today, too..."
>"That'sth it! Tell usth about the unicorn!"
>You're a little surprised at how quickly Rainbow Dash is getting into this
>"He says that he doesn't know. She showed up one day without an invite, sought council with the princess and... everything else fell apart. The siege turned violent."
>This sounds awfully serious for a game
"Could he... show us a safe way to get to the unicorn?"
>Anon shrugs, putting his arms up
>"After nearly dying? The stallion is proud to hide until it all blows over. While he appreciates your aid, he knows he'll die if he sticks his neck out."
>You slump down
"Oh... I'm sorry... well, he should stay safe. We'll make sure that everyone is ok."
>"Or we'll sthmasth them up if they get in our way!"
>"By the way, Fluttershy add fifty experience for healing the guy."
>You gasp
"Really? But that means I'll have more than Rainbow Da..er... Smash!"
>"Sure, that's for healing someone and figuring out what's going on. For a diplomat like yourself, it could lead to peace that much sooner."
>That compliment fills you with courage
>He must be impressed with you!
>You puff your chest out, beaming
>You don't want to rub it in
>But you are happy with yourself
>Rainbow Dash scoffs
>It sounds funny coming from her due to her retainer
>Where did she even get that?
>"It's just fifty exchperiencthe. We both sthill got a long way to level up."
>You don't really know what that means but you think she's just trying to save face
>She may be dressed up like you, but you're still turning Anon's head more!
>Scouring the castle takes longer than you thought
>Combat is difficult and requires a lot of thinking on your behalf
>Rainbow Dash is doing fine but you find yourself hiding a lot or refusing to attack through your staff or your eagle
>After knocking out another pair of guards, Anon cracks his knuckles and smiles
>"Well... that sounds like a good way to pause things for tonight."
>Tonight?
"Anon, why stop now? It's only..."
>You look outside
>It's hard to see through these glasses
>You push them up and squint out the window
>By Luna, the sun is already down!
"Oh my! Anon, I'm sorry! I didn't know how late it was!"
>"Nah, don't worry about it. I had fun. Playing with more people is awesome."
>He scoops up some papers, cleaning things up for the night
>"Also, both of you add three hundred experience. Between combat and clue gathering, both of you guys are close to leveling up."
>"Alright, sthuccesththh!"
>Rainbow Dash punches the air with her hoof, the bracelet rattling
"Oh, thank you! I will do my best!"
>Once everything is put away, Anon lays down on the floor, on his back
>"Aw man... today was awesome. Thank you, both of you."
>This is your chance, Fluttershy!
>You immediately scoot yourself to his side, beaming
"I am happy I made your day so wonderful, Anon! I couldn't be happier if I could spend every day like this!"
>You feel a hand on your head
>He's petting you!
>Anon is petting your head!
>The surprise attention makes you bite your lip and clench down on every muscle you have
>You couldn't possibly spray his floor so early in your relationship!
>Rainbow Dash growls and occupies Anon's other side
>She lays at his side and puts her head on his stomach
>"Anon... isn't it time that Fluttershy goes home for the night?"
>The plainly obscene face you're making intensifies
"N-now now, Rainbow D... mmm... Dash... that is Anon's c-choice to make."
>You glance to Anon and you see that his eyes are closed
>That makes you even more excited
>"Mm... a few more minutes is alright, right? I'm the only one with a semi-consistent job anyway..."
>He keeps petting your head
>And he isn't petting Rainbow Dash
"Oh Anon... you're so right..."
>He goes for one of your ears
>Your eyes cross behind the glasses
>You visibly shake, trying to contain yourself
>Rainbow Dash growls even louder
>"Anon! Pet me too."
>That makes him laugh
>"I thought you didn't like being pet?"
>"I changthed my mind!"
>"Well alright, alright..."
>He stops petting you and starts petting her back
>Though still a hair too sensitive, the bliss stops
>You frown at such disdainful, selfish trickery!
"R-Rainbow Dash!"
>"Sthut up. I'm the winner."
>"Both of you shush. Fluttershy, you're literally thirty experience points ahead of Dash. But without Dash, you wouldn't have survived. Both of you did really good. You were a team."
>A team?
>...
>You never thought that he would be into that sort of thing
>But he does have two hands...
"Thank you for saying so!"
>You smile at Rainbow Dash
>She doesn't like your smile
>Oh my, not at all
"I am all for being a team... you can't do everything on your own, right Rainbow Dash?"
>You can't help but speak with a condescending tone
>You glance down at Anon's lap
"Being a team means doing everything together... and I am ok with being part of a team with you. I mean, I am the one with the higher charisma score..."
>You put your hoof on Anon's thigh
>Rainbow Dash glares at you hard enough to concern you
>"Fluttersthy..."
"Yes, Rainbow Dash?"
>"Get out."
"I'm sorry, what?"
>"Get out! It's bed time for us--er--Anon! And he has work in the morning!"
"Oh, don't be silly, he'll be..."
>You turn your head to look at your beloved DM
>You're in awe
>He looks like he's already asleep, even though his hand is still rubbing Rainbow Dash's back!
>But it's not more than an inch back and forth
"Anon... is it ok if I don't go just yet?"
>No answer
"Anon... I love you."
>No answer
"Anon... I want to taste your yummy, warm yogurt..."
>Your tone is so mature that it shocks Rainbow Dash to her core!
>Oh Fluttershy, you naughty songbird!
>"You sthuck... what do you think you're doing? Why are you here?"
>With Anon knocked out, you feel like you could be more open
"Rainbow Dash... I love Anon... and I want to be his marefriend. I hope you understand."
>You can see the building rage on her face but she refuses to budge
>Probably because Anon's hand is still fidgeting on her back, right below her wings
>"I had him firth... he'sth my friend. And..."
>She sucks in the saliva created from her retainer
>Sighing, she spits it out and works her jaw back and forth
>"And... "
>She looks like she can't spit it
>So you'll spit it out for her
>Your hoof rubs up and down Anon's thigh
>As if you were stroking Angel
"I understand that you're his friend... you're my friend too... but I'm going to be more than his friend."
>As you say this, your hoof travels up Anon's leg
>Rainbow Dash looks like she's going to cry
>"Stop it. That's my area."
"I can't... I'm failing my Will save. My hoof can't control itself!"
>You can't help but feel some sort of glee at this
>Your hoof stops at Anon's crotch
"Oops..."
>Anon's hand finally stops
>He inhales hard
>"Dash..."
>Both you and Rainbow Dash freeze, expecting him to break up things
>When he says that, you can feel something physical react
>Your smug aura fades completely
>Rainbow Dash, who's just as stunned, gives you a bold smile
"H... he's thinking about...?"
>"Me."
>How?
>Weren't you the apple of his eye?
>He kept giving you experience points for not fighting!
>Granted you didn't help with the fights so you never got experience from those
>But still!
>Rainbow Dash, sensing your weakness, stands up
>She carefully trots to the side of his head and leans down
>"Anon... you like nerds like me?"
>His answer is a low, soft groan
>The physical reaction he has against your hoof acts as the only answer he needs
>"Kiss your little nerd, Anon..."
>Your jaw drops at how bold she is
>How could she assault him out of nowhere like this?!
>She isn't even his marefriend!
>She initiates a kiss with him, boldly staring at you while she pushes her lips to his
>And then her lips part
>You stare, gobsmacked, as she makes out with the sleeping man
>Your hoof starts to raise up, elevated by his excitement
>Once it ends, she lifts up her head
>She licks her lips
>"Go home Fluttershy... I'm the winner."
>This silly glasses
>You can't see through them anymore
>You were leaking from one end, now you're leaking from your eyes
"G... good night Anon..."
>You stifle a sobbing heave and stumble away from the pair, flying out the window and toward home
>You can't believe she did this!
>First she dresses up on a superficial level to get his attention, then she acts like she's into the things he's into for attention, then she touches him inappropriately when he's borderline out cold!
>What pony would do that?!
>You sleep alone tonight
>Even as mournful as your sobs are, you take care of your pent up body
>It's almost sun up when you finally run out of energy and liquids to expel
>Your last thoughts are of Anon
>This is serious
>Rainbow Dash must not win

Operation Doppelganger: Emergency Evac
Experience Gained: 540
Human Dicks Touched: 1 (indirectly)
Successful Skill Rolls: 7
Marefriend Status: 'just friends'
Jealousy Percentage: 9001%
Rank: Cuckquean