Author: Gryphanon
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Date: Jan 13th, 2015

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Anon Shenanigans in Minotaur land Mk.I Mod.I

Be Anon
>And be out on the road travelling to the Minotaur kingdom to see the sights.
>Beautiful land from what you’ve heard, good food, art, history, ect.
>That and well you could use a good long break from these ponies.
>Those crazy ponies, mares mostly, were just not leaving you alone.
>You would go to Gryphonia but you’ve seen a few around and you wanted an even more exotic experience.
>So you threw together a rucksack full of the necessities and headed out for the Minotaur kingdom.
>Some of the mares insisted they go with you and even made plans to.
>Good thing you bullshited them about your timeline and left 3 days prior to what they thought.
>You still made sure to leave before the sun rose and start out fast to put some distance on
>You passed through a small town not too long ago and stayed the night.
>First night in 3 days in a bad, so you got to wash up.
>Got some stares as you rolled in but nothing too much, might have been the smell, you needed that shower.
>According to the map you bought you should be approaching the border soon.
>Actually you just crossed it, huh, must have good relations to have open borders like that
>Time to keep moving on, according to your map you can reach one of their cities tomorrow afternoon.

>It’s been a week of travel and you have enjoyed it a lot more than you thought
>That dude who said something about the journey being the vacation was right, kinda.
>But the thing he didn’t mention is that the Minotaur women have tits.
>Tits Lee, tits!
>They wear clothing too, mile mostly simple trousers and women also wear a sports bra looking thing.
>They were also about your height, with a few being inches taller.
>Couldn’t stop and stare too much, don’t want a bad first impression.
>Got to keep moving, almost there.
>You reach the city and wow; they were right when they said it was grand.
>First order of business is find a place to sta…
>And your growling stomach and dry throat beg to differ
>City map out and time to search.
>Let’s see what kind of establishment you can find that can satisfy those needs

Be Saanvi the Minotauress
>And be going to your favorite dive after work, hell yeah its Friday.
>It’s not like you didn’t like your job, it was fulfilling and gave you that sense of accomplishment.
>But carpentry can be tiresome.
>The day was done though, and the only thing that can make it better than good beer and good food
>Is a good man to relieve a week’s worth of stress.
>Wait what is that?
>Interrupting your merry thoughts running through your head you need your full attention.
>It’s about your size, wearing a rucksack and looking through a map. 
>Hiking through the country? Most likely female
>But its flat chest is very masculine.
>Interested but not fully committed, hmm, just walk by for a closer look
>Just when you start to pass It
>”Excuse me Ma’am”
>Oh that masculine voice took you a bit off guard.
>Uh oh, the stakes suddenly got higher
>You are sure enough that its male that you are willing to hit on him
>Now the jackpot question: is he a normal just rough male, or one of those hippy-dippy pro-masculinists.
>He is asking for your assistance so, hell you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.


Anon Shenanigans in Minotaur land Mk.I Mod. II

You are Anon
>And right now you are…ugh…. Asking for directions.
>Yes you feel a little girly for this but you don’t feel like winding up in a bad place and getting culturally enriched.
>Out of the corner of your eye you see a minotauress walking in your direction
>About your height, D cup maybe, hmmmm
>Nah not right now, priorities of work: Food, beverage, bed, and then sex.
>As she gets closer you notice she’s got that “not looking at you so hard I’m looking at you” expression.
>Right before she passes you it’s time to speak up.
“Excuse me Ma’am”
>Be polite, first impressions are the lasting ones.
>She freezes in place for a bit before turning to face you.
>Did you interrupt something complex she was thinking about? Oops.
>Nice ass though
>”Yes, sir?”
“I uh.. need some help finding some things”
>You give half the map for her to hold as you keep hold of the other half.
“I’m looking for a place to stay and a place to eat”
>She furrows her brow while scanning over the map
“I’m looking for something cheap, and if you have any recommendations I’m listening”

You are Saanvi
>And you have been stopped by this strange male requesting directions.
>Oh shit this might be hard to make work, you weren’t ready for this.
>There is nothing to work with though, gimmie something else to work with.
>”I’m looking for something cheap, and if you have any recommendations I’m listening”
>Yes, there’s a break you needed.
>Make some good suggestions, i.e. the bar you are on your way to.
>”Sounds good, what’s it called?” 
“It’s called The Millstone”
>He smiled a bit, stay on target.
“It’s a few blocks down the way; I was already on my way there. Why don’t you come with me”
>He nods in thought a bit before smelling himself.
>It wasn’t too bad in your opinion; it was like some of the others after a hard day’s work.
>”It’s been a while since I’ve had a shower, I don’t want to knock the place out”
“Many go there after work, you’ll blend right in. Be sides I can tell you about lodging while we eat.”
>”Alright lets go”
>Nice, now you can get to know him better.


Anon Shenanigans in Minotaur land Mk.I Mod. III

Be Anon
>And be sitting in a booth at The Millstone
>Enjoying a hearty stout and roast chicken as you and Saanvi, as you found out, talk
>You were here for at least a week before you started the trek back.
>And you were just telling her some of your plans for said week.
“After that I plan on visiting the Art museum, check out the historic district and hit up the Bazaar”
>Drink some stout, eat some chicken, chew, swallow.
“And finally round it out with a walk through the shipping district.”
>”Sounds like you lined up a hell of a time”
“Yeah, well I’ve never been here before, so I want to see a lot”
>”I’d be happy to show you around some of those areas, on the weekends at least”
>She takes a heavy swing of her drink, gurl can knock em’ down.
>”Still need to make a living”
>Thankfully you weren’t so tied down by your working hours.
>One of the pros of your own small enterprise, flexible hours.
“Understandable; now you said you knew about affordable lodging?”
>She perks up a bit at that
>”Why yes, while it may seem sudden or too convenient; I have a room in my house for rent if you’re interested.”
>”Has everything you’ll need for your stay, and I don’t charge too high”
>Interesting, well she does seem trustworthy enough
>And this is for the sake of the plot
>Ah what the hell, all you really need is a bed and a place to store your shit anyway.
“I’ll take you up on that offer, Saanvi’
>You extend your hand.
>She reaches out and shakes it.
>”Please, call me Vi (pronounced ‘vee’), I’m sure you’ll love it, follow me.”
>You both pay your bills and leave.

Be Saanvi the Minotauress
>And be in a booth at the bar as Anon, as you found out, talks about his week’s plans.
>He’s gonna visit some museums, historical spots, and of course the bazaar
>A lot of sightseeing, sounds a bit fun actually.
>You just hope none of the bazaar vendors try to take advantage of him
>The bargaining can get fierce and sometimes very stressful, especially on males.
”I’d be happy to show you around some of those areas, on the weekends at least”
>You drink heartily from your glass and he follows suit.
>Thank goodness his tolerance is as much as his size would suggest, didn’t want to have to deal with a drunk him
”Still need to make a living”
>“Understandable; now you said you knew about affordable lodging?”
>Here goes nothing
”Why yes, while it may seem sudden or too convenient; I have a room in my house for rent if you’re interested.”
”Has everything you’ll need for your stay and I don’t charge much
>He seems to be thinking it over carefully
>“I’ll take you up on that offer, Saanvi’
>He extends his hand, so you reach out and give it a shake. 
>A good firm shake, just like momma taught you.
”Please, call me Vi (pronounced ‘vee’), I’m sure you’ll love it, follow me.”
>After paying your bill you lead him down the street to your modest little home.
>Ah that guest room never really got used anyway, might as well use it to make some dosh
>Lods of emone!
>And have a pretty good looking male residing very close.
>You know what they say “closeness breeds…comfort?” or something like that.
>He’s quite the adventurous type; you find it pretty charming.
>”So what’s it like living in the city?”
>He seems really interested in this place, good
>”I just come from a small town in equestria and am curious to how different it is”
>This will take awhile to explain; at least the walk home won’t be so awkwardly silent.
“Well since we have some time let me explain as best I can the whole thing.”


Anon Shenanigans in Minotaur land Mk.I Mod. IV
Be Anon
>And you are a good listener; Vi’s explanation of city life was lengthy, but well detailed.
>She also gave out some minor cultural tips that would make you not so blatantly an outsider
>That and it made sure the walk to her house wasn’t awkwardly silent.
>”Here is where I call home”
>Her house was a very pretty hybrid of stonework and masonry, cozy, and two stories. 
>The small garden seems to comfort you somewhat, and it feels good to see a house that isn’t pony sized.
>She opens up the door for you, how nice of her.
>”Welcome to my adobe, it’s not much but I wouldn’t have it any other way”
>It was very open and awash in warm colors. Thought sparsely furnished everything seemed to fit.
>Very good craftsmanship and design.
>You stop looking around when you notice she’s just standing there like she’s waiting for you.
“Oh, sorry about that, your house is gorgeous”
>”Thanks, I know it’s kind of bare but I enjoy the simplicity”
>Does she think you don’t mean what you said? Is she a bit embarrassed? Why?
>Ergh, women! So difficult to read their emotions.
“I really like it, who built it?”
>”I designed and built the whole thing”
>It looks as if her shirt’s going to burst. Not from her (quite nice) tits, but from pride.
>Damn, this gal can get shit done. Beautiful house and she built it. good on her. 
>”Here let me show you around”

Be Saanvi
>And be probably talking Anon’s ear off about the city, life in it, and culture
>Hopefully he’s listening, males sometimes space out after they have to listen to chatter for awhile
>But none the less he should be listening so he doesn’t stick out so much in his touring.
>Man time flies when you’re talking, you’re already at your house.
“Here is where I call home”
>And you love your house; you built it yourself after all.
>Mini garden, comfortably sized, he should enjoy it.
>Open up the door, males first just like momma taught you
“Welcome to my humble adobe, it’s not much but I wouldn’t have it any other way.”
>No you wouldn’t, you designed it with cultural tradition in mind
>Wide open enclosed spaces, arches, lightly stained furniture and warm colors.
>You’re sure he would appreciate the aesthetics of it all, but normally males are more vocal about their feelings.
>Does he not like it?
>Does he think it’s too sparse? Does that imply I’m not financially stable?
>”Oh, sorry about that, your house is gorgeous”
>Does he mean that? Gah! Males, why do they have to be emotionally fickle.
>Still, hide the confusion, put on a happy face
“Thanks, I know it’s kind of bare but I enjoy the simplicity
>”I really like it, who built it?”
>Trying not to let your chest burst with pride
“I designed and built the whole thing”
>And to top it off he looks genuinely impressed, hell yeah
“Here let me show you around”
>He grabs his things
>”Alright, can we go to the guest room first, I wanna drop my stuff off first”
>This week is definitely going to be fun experience