>Day 4 of the Rapening
>You hear a loud thud
>Then another
>Then a loud crash
>And then you hear glass falling onto your floor
>And you feel some fall onto your bed, too
>Alright, now might be a good time to open your eyes
>You awaken to quite the scene
>That one pony that came all over your window just smashed through another
>And is now unconscious on your bed
"Uh... you lost, little buddy?"
>No response 
>Oh no
>That mane...
>"That... was AWESOME! Right?!" Rainbow Dash jolts up and looks at you
>Her eyes are sparkling
"Yeah!"
>She smiles
"If by awesome, you meant 'really fucking stupid and a pain in my ass' then yeah, I would say so"
>You quickly return to your sleeping position, ready to make up for already lost sleep time
>"Aww come on. I've been trying to get your attention all morning!" Rainbow Dash whines
"Well, are you happy? I hope you know someone who can replace that window, and if you don't, you're doing it yourself"
>You feel a small movement bellow all throughout your bed
>"A-anything else?" She asks, her tone of voice a bit... seductive?
"Yeah. Let me sleep"
>Rainbow Dash giggles 
>"No" she lets out a few snickers for good measure
"Why not?"
>"I'm a bit... 'e-edgy' at the moment" She replies
"Yeah, me too. Your point?"
>You hear a stifled giggle and feel another movement on the bed
>Now you feel a small weight and warmth envelope the side of your body that isnt connected with the bed
>You smell something odd
>It almost smells like wet hay
>With a hint of fishiness to it
>Another movement on your bed
>Suddenly you feel a warmth on your leg
>Along with a wetness
>Eeyup. Time to intervene again
>You send a hand to roughly where the wet spot is
>Sure enough, you get a hand full of pony coat 

>You open your eyes
>With one hand you carry this bright blue horse up and drop her down onto the floor in front of you, barely missing some window shards 

"Fuck. Off. But before you do, clean all this glass and shit up. I dont want to get injured because of your stupidity."
>She up beams at you
>"I love a stallion that can pick me up and toss me" she snickers
"Yeah, well, I love being left alone."
>You're getting really tired of this shit
>Like, really tired.
"Look, I'm not gonna ask you again, creep. You clean this up or I'm-"
>"O-or you'll what?" She interjects before you can finish
"I've never hit a pony before, but I will if I need to."
>Spoken like a true badass.
>You even show her your war face
>More like a battle face really
>Point is, she knows not to fuck with you
>"P-please?! In bed? No! In front of everypony! That'd be so humiliating!" She rubs her cheeks with her hooves as a red blush envelopes her face
>What
>The
>Fuck
>"Alright, not the time. I'll clean this mess up, BUT, under o-one condition." She proposes
"And what might that be?"
>Suddenly she disappears and a large gust of wind pushes you
>You almost fall off your bed, but barely keep it together long enough to stay on
>Suddenly, Rainbow Dash comes back with a maid outfit in hanging from a clothes hanger her mouth
>"I have to wear thish" she says, muffled
"Y'know what? Sure. I'm going to be going back to sleep anyway. You can cosplay all you want."
>"Mm mm" Rainbow Dash sounds in disapproval
>Suddenly, a blue blur appears where Rainbow Dash stood
>Then settles into a blue horse wearing a maid outfit
>With a riding crop in her mouth
>Rainbow Dash floats into the air like an angel and leaves the riding crop on your bed
>As if it were a peace offering or something
>"If I misbehave, you have to use this on me and insult me" she blushes, holding back snickers
"No. Good night."
>You quickly assume your sleeping position and close your eyes
>And then you feel the warmth of a Pegasus envelope you once again
>"Remember anon, you did that thing with Twilight and Fluttershy, so you pretty much do whatever I say." Rainbow Dash explains
"No, I just have to spend a day with depraved lunatics like you."
>"Yeah, well, sleeping isn't exactly a day well spent if you ask me."
"Getting whipped and insulted is a day well spent to you, so I wouldn't be talking"
>You feel a movement on you like you had earlier
>"You have such a way with words" she snickers
>Know what? 
>Fuck it.
>You want to see this horse suffer
"I'll do ALMOST everything you want to do EXCEPT WEIRD BDSM STUFF IF, and only IF you clean up this shit RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW. Got it?"
>Another movement on your bed
>That wetness is back again
>"Your wish is my command, m-master~" She whispers as the warmth leaves your bed
"What did I just fucking say?"
>She scoffs
>"Fiiine. Sheesh. No fun" Rainbow Dash complains
>You hear a decently loud 'woosh' before the quick sound of glass being swept up
>It feels nice to know that you got someone to finally fucking listen for once
>But it was a hollow victory.
>You had to pretty much give into her demands first
>Such is life in this cold, cold world
>"...Aaand done!" Rainbow Dash announces
>You open your eyes and sit up
>Your room looks even cleaner than it was before
>Everything practially had thick layers of gloss over them
"Woah. You did a pretty good-"
>Before you can finish, you see Rainbow Dash hovering at the foot of your bed, duster in hand, blushing
>She was still wearing the maid outfit
"Take that off already."
>"Ugh. Fiiiine" another 'woosh' and Rainbow leaves and re-enters without her beloved maid outfit
>This time, she decides to stand in your bed
"Alright, what's in store for me today?"
>"Well, my plan was to just get your attention, then be awesome afterward." She smiles nervously at you
"Probably the least 'awesome' thing I've ever heard a horse say, and I had to spend a day with Fluttershy."
>Rainbow Dash blushes and a twisted smile covers her face
>"W-well... come meet me outside. I'm waaay cooler outside" she says with some confidence
"Sure." 

>You meet up with Dash outside and she's stretching, getting ready for god knows what
"Alright. I'm out here. No shower or breakfast. What now?"
>She springs into the air
>"You ever see a pony do THIS?" she flies in a circle
>She's gaining speed really fast
>Like, ridiculously fast
>"ChEcK iT oUt! CoOl Or WhAt?!" She yells midflight
"I guess? Couldnt any flying pony do that if they wanted to?" You yell to her
>"MaYbE! BuT hOw AbOuT tHiS?!" She begins gaining more speed
"Can you even maintain control at that speed?"
>"Of CoUrSe I- wOaHwOaHwOaH" she yells
>Suddenly, the blue blur becomes a vibrant Rainbow
>"WaTcH OuT!!!" She yells once again
>Suddenly, the rainbow circle turns into a rainbow line
>A dash, even
>Humor.
>You follow the rainbow with your eyes
>Though not a pot of gold, you think you've found something quite valuable at the end
>A decently sized crater has formed where the rainbow ends
>You walk toward it
>After getting pretty close to it, you see that it's pretty damn deep
>Probably taller than you
>Hell, it almost looks like an underground passage to some giant anthill
>At the bottom of the crater you make out a bright blue pony behind
>The rest of the horse was covered in dirt
>You take the dive and walk carefully into the crater
>Once you've reached "Fast Blue" depths you begin throwing dirt off of the stupid perv pony
>After a good minute or so of hand-digging, you begin to pull the pony out of the dirt with your hands
>You felt like she could snap in half at any minute with how light she is, but manage to free her
>You fall back with a pretty menacing thud as she flies out from her earth coffin
"Some trick." You say, still holding her lower torso
>"W-well... that was pretty embarassing" she laughs
"Taking it pretty lightly, I see. We're in a crater that's bigger than the both of us. Did you become more retarded or something?"
>You let go of the fast blue and get back to your feet