>Hiya, I’m Fortune.
>Up until recently, my 21 brothers and i were all part of this guy named Anon, maybe you’ve heard of him.
>Anyway, some stuff went down, we kicked an extradimensional demon’s ass, and Anon got split into 22 new people.

>Y’know, just your average tuesday.

>I grabbed a key, and here i am.
>I don’t even know why i deserved a key over anyone else.

>I wasn’t good with combat or strategy.
>I mostly sat back and watched in social situations.
>I didn’t really stand out much.
>I only spoke up when I thought something needed to be said.
>But when the chance came, I knew i’d never be able to forgive myself if I couldn’t see Derpy again.

>So I took a chance, and I haven’t regretted it for a second.

>Now i’ll do everything I can to prove I deserve to be here.
>I’ll help me brothers, and anyone else, to the best of my ability.
>And when the time is right, i’m going to propose.
>But right now, i’m just sitting by this lake.
>I have a gut feeling there’s something I need to do here.

>Guess i’ll just see what fate has in store for me.
>”DEEAAAAATHHH WINS AGAIN!”

>Speak of the devil.
>Or the Death, rather.

*SPLASH!*

>And he’s not coming up.

>Great.

“Fan-fucking-tastic.”
>Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to drag this dumbass out of a lake.