Title:           Anon - Pat pat pat
Author:          mothpone
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/BEevfV3q
First Edit:      Wednesday 14th of May 2014 10:46:30 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 14th of May 2014 10:46:30 PM CDT

>Be asleep
>Wake up because you feel tapping on your sides
>You also hear a weird muffled squeaking noise from your apparently not-asleep waifu who seems to be fixated on the lamp beside your bed which was currently off.
>"Anon, hey Anon"
>She taps you more, alternating her hooves back and forth.
>Pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat
"It's 3am ... what do you want?"
>You grumble and let your eyes adjust to the darkness.
>"Turn on the lamp"
>Your moth waifu stares intently into your eyes.
"I'm not turning on the lamp. Go to sleep."
>You try to go back to sleep and you roll over.
>Pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat
"Ugh, fine"
>You reach over and turn on the lamp beside you, with which your moth waifu promptly crawls on your head and stares at the lamp with intense focus.
>So much for sleep.