Title:           Groundhog Day in Equestria (the movie, not the holiday)
Author:          implyingRope
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/KbJehFkW
First Edit:      Friday 6th of July 2012 09:05:01 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 6th of July 2012 09:05:01 AM CDT

>You've given up on keeping track of what day it is.
>Fuck it. It's day 1999 in Equestria and you're going to party as such.
>Oh wait, it's Groundhog day. Again.
>The alarm clock shattering your rest with it's piercing wail of what dumbfucks considered music.
>"I got you babe. Na na na na, I got you babe."
>Not today motherfucker.
>Jumping out of bed and right into your slippers like a boss.
>Leaving your home in P0nyville you walk confidently down to the tallest building in town.
>You left all your clothes and your fucks at home. Struttin' down Mane Street, feeling the breeze.
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>All dem pones, watching you walk to town, naked as sin.
>Fuck, there's Fluttershy and Lyra.
>Give a wave of your magic wang wand at them.
>Flutterapist can't into understanding situation, FLUTTERSHY HAS FAINTED!
>Lyra explodes.
>With a strut that would put Swagbot-9001 to shame you make your way to Town Hall.
>Ding-a-lang floppin round with all that swang. The receptionist was too scared of your junk to even attempt to stop you.
>You make your way up the stairs passing confused office drone pones on the way to the roof.
>Fucking finally get to the roof and stand on the ledge.
>Gonna need a crowd for this shit.
"P0nies of P0nyville! Come forth and gather round!", you bellow from the rooftop.
>"Huh?", "What’s going on?", “Getta load of this asshole.” "Hey he does have a wierd dick!"
>They’ve taken notice of you it seems. A small crowd forming at the front of town hall.
“Hi my little p0nies! You guys wanna see a dead body?”
>The crowd seems restless. “Do a flip!”, one yells. Pinkie Pie you so crazy..
>This mare gets it. Pointing your hand at her in the shape of a gun. Clicking your tongue  and cheek. Mah nigga.
>Falling forward in a less than graceful swan dive, tossing your legs backwards, going into the promised flip.
>Aiming toward a certain rapist p0nes apples and apple accessories cart.
"Fuck yo' shit Applejackoff!"
>blackness
>Alarm clock
>"I got you babe. Na na na na, I got you babe."
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