Title:           Hearts and Hooves (Done)
Author:          ForestGuardian
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First Edit:      Saturday 23rd of January 2016 03:24:26 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Saturday 26th of March 2016 02:49:38 PM CDT

>"Hey Anon, what ya doin?"
>"Just building something." He says dropping a pile of planks on the ground
>"Obviously. I meant what are you building."
>"Something for hearts and hooves day. I'm sick of being single and this is gonna solve that problem"
>"Yeah but what is it?"
>"It's a secret."
>As you turn to go Anon calls out
>"Hey Rainbow, do you know where I can get some rope"
>"Yeah at Hats and Rope, it's next to Sofas and Quills"
>"Thanks" He mutters before turning back to his work.
 
>As you fly through Ponyville you start thinking about Anon
>Planks
>Rope
>Sick of being single
>Oh buck! Anon's gonna.... He's planning t-to....
>But what do you do?
>You're awesome but you've never dealt with something like this before.
>You have to get the girls, they'll know what to do.
 
>"Oh dear, poor Anon. I had no idea he was so lonely"
>"But how cahn Anon even think of doin such ah thing?"
>"He's only one of his kind Applejack."
>"But we're Nonny's friends, how can you be lonely with friends?"
>"Maybe he wants something more than friendship Pinkie"
>"Can you imagine it darling, the poor colt must be drowning in emotional turmoil!"
>"But what do we do?"
>"Don't worry. I have the perfect plan."
 
>You're so smart. They should change your name to Twilight Smartle.
>All you had to do was gather every single single mare and bring them to Anon's house.
>You even brought a few stallions that swung that way. Just in case Anon was a Colt Cuddler.
>At least one of them will want to herd up with Anon and then he won't be really sad anymore.
>Or want to do something terrible.
>"Hey everypony, Sorry I'm late!"
>"Pinkie. Where have you been?"
>"Oh I ran into Nonny on the way here, well more like bounced into Nonny, I like bouncing around, it's all Wheee and Woooooo. But Nonny was dragging this big heavy wooden thing into town and I had to stop and help him because that's what friends do and I'm friends with everypony an-"
>Twilight shoves her hoof in Pinkie's mouth.
>"Pinkie. Where. Is. Anon."
>"He's outside the town hall silly filly."
>"Quickly everypony! To the Town Hall!"
>You hope you can get there in time before Anon does something really awful.
 
>You arrive at the town hall but there's no sign of Anon.
>There's a wood platform with ropes hanging off it, but no Anon
>"Anon where are you?"
>"Right here Sparklebutt"
>You rush over to Anon, you can feel tears forming in your eyes but you don't care.
>"You don't have to do this Anon!"
>"I have to Twilight, I can't bear being single anymore. HIT IT!"
>Music suddenly starts up out of nowhere
>What's happening?
>"I love the sexy swish of a pony tail."
>"W-what?" Why is Anon's voice all deep.
>"Oooooh my darling I, can't get enough of your love babe. Mare, I don't know, I don't know why, I can't get enough of your love babe."
 
 
 
>"And that Princess is how Anon seduced all of Ponyville and got his Cutie Mark. A walrus holding a heart. Your Faithful Student, Twilight Sparkle."
>"Sister, perhaps we should visit Ponyville...."
>"...I suppose it is due for a royal visit...."
>"We shall gather the necessary supplies, sister you get the chariot ready."