Title:           Anon Hates Musicals (One Shots)
Author:          ForestGuardian
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First Edit:      Friday 26th of February 2016 03:13:11 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Saturday 26th of March 2016 02:52:14 PM CDT

>Ponies burst into song about something
>Other ponies get pulled into it by the magic of song
>Becoming backing singers, second vocals, backing dancers, whatever
>Anon is immune to the magic of song.
>Because he hates musicals.
>Instead when Anon does things, suitably grandiose or heroic music starts playing
>Anon rides his tame manticore to canterlot
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYqZGoVyhxI [Embed]
>By the time he gets there his manticore and himself are wearing shining plate armor
>And he's significantly more buff with long blonde hair flowing in a breeze that wasn't there a minute ago.
>He only went to buy some new bedsheets.
>Anon has a big pile of shit stashed out the back of his house from all the music induced magic costume changes.
 
>You hear a knocking on your door. About damn time.
>"Hey Flutterbutter"
>"Good morning Anon, are you ready to go?"
>Oh yeah son, time for some fishing.
>"Sure, let's go."
>You honestly thought Fluttershy would be the last pony to go fishing with you.
>Should have guessed she'd be all over that Circle of Life crap.
>A short walk takes you to the nearby river but the moment your foot touches the little wooden boat...
>https://youtu.be/Fc9nTcROQtw?t=1m13s [Embed]
>Your clothes morph and you find yourself dressed like a pirate. A huge black beard has also rocketed out of your face.
>Even Fluttershy got caught up in it this time and is now sporting a pirate hat.
>It's ARRRRdorable.
>"Oh dear... Anon? We're not going to plunder anything are we?"
 
>"Damn it. Out of sugar, I can probably borrow some from Pinkie"
>You grab your coat and head out the door but the moment your foot touches the path....
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXgjM0gGLXQ [Embed]
>It doesn't even reach the overture before Pinkie pops up in front of you.
>"Hey Nonnie!"
>"Hi Ponk, I was just coming to see you."
>"I know, I heard your I'm out of Sugar music! Here you go!"
>The music abruptly screeches to a halt.
>"See ya later Nonnie!"
 
>"It's good to see you again Anon, you don't visit nearly often enough."
>"Don't get mushy on me Shining."
>"I'm not allowed to get mushy with my best human friend?"
>"No amount of niceties are going to save you from the asskicking you're gonna get."
>"I don't know Anon, it's been a while since you sparred with anypony. I think you're out of practice."
>"Care to place a wager Candyman?"
>He tries to look everywhere but at you
>"Oh look we're here."
>Yeah change the subject shieldbutt. Ponies will never beat you. You have the high ground, always.
>Because you're three foot taller than the average pony.
>Obi-Wan was right.
>Shining opens the door to guard training yard but the moment you set foot inside
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqlztH5LBEs [Embed]
>"Who's ready for some shock and awe!"