Title:           Armor and Anon's Adventure - Part 3
Author:          DrMel
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First Edit:      Monday 30th of November 2015 03:37:35 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 30th of November 2015 03:37:35 PM CDT

> "Anon..."
"Yeah?"
> "....Nevermind."
> You shrug from your spot on the deck.
> The two of you lay down against the ground; staring up at the clear blue sky.
> Things had went better then expected.
> You guys managed to shake those freaks off and get away just in time.
> And...
> You managed to get Shining back into his outfit.
> Still no pants though...
> That weirdo.
> "When I think adventure I think what we used to have." He muttered.
"What like that one time with that princess?"
> "Yeah, I still owe you a drink over that one."
"Eh, things worked out okay in the end."
> "Hmm..."
> This was nice.
> Even though you were sure some bugs were going to crawl on you any moment, Shining needed this.
> A reprieve from all the worrying and chaos that had been happening recently.
"Hey Shining."
> "Hm?"
"What's your sister like?"
> "I'm...worried to tell you anything about her."
"Hey, I'm going to meet her anyway. Besides it's not like I'm going to hit on her, you know I'm only into tough girls, and librarians."
> "Uhhh... yeah... librarians, about that."
> You let out a boisterous laugh.
"Messing with ya' dude. You talk in your sleep you know right?"
> Shining let out an uneasy laugh. "I'd say so..."
"So, we've go what? Three more days of this."
> "That's not counting certain events or anything."
"Bah..."
> He was worried over nothing.
"Like usual!"
> "What?"
"Oh, did I say that out loud?"
> You mimic a schoolgirls giggle and wave your hand in the air.
"Silly me~"
> "D-Don't ever do that again."
"Shining."
> "Hm?"
> He needed to stop doing that.
"A night ago... why did you ask it like that?"
> "Like what?"
> You roll your eyes.
"You know what. 'Is it possible for my seme-"
> "Tch! Stop right there!"
> You shoot him a toothy smile.
> "I-I was trying to play it off man..."
"Oh, does Shiny not know about the birds and bees?"
> "Dude be quiet!"
"Wellll I guess I can teach ya'."
> "Anon!"
"When a stallion loves a mare very much-"
> "UHG!"
> "Can we please let that go?"
"Why?"
> "Because it's not my proudest moment."
"Why?"
> "Anon."
"Why?"
> "..."
"..."
"Why?"
> Shining let out a long groan.
> Why wouldn't he explain it to you?
> You were *genuinely* interested.
> An ungodly creak came from just a couple steps over.
> You and Shining both turn to the side.
> Gilda poked her head from the cellar door with a grimace.
> She suddenly focused on you two.
> "You asshats!"
> Wait.
> "Look out!"
> You scoot out of the way as a brown blur pounced on the spot you once were.
> "What's going on down there!?" Gerald shouted from the ships steering wheel.
> "Come here assholes! Especially you!"
> Was she pointing at you?
> Oh wait she was.
> Gilda let out a roar as she lunged for you.
> A well placed beam of lavender magic grazed her shoulder.
> She let out a shaky squawk as she tipped forwards.
> You duck under and ram your shoulder into her chest.
> The two of you went to the ground instantly.
> Shining stood over the two of you; his horn trained on the Griffon.
> Her eyes widened in surprise as she flicked them between the two of you.
> "What is this?"
> Gilda's face suddenly twisted into a sneer.
> "You didn't tell me you were outlaws!"
"Well you didn't tell me we weren't."
> "That made zero sense Anon." Shining muttered.
"I was trying to sound cool."
> "Well it came off as kind of dumb."
"Really? I think it sound-"
> What was that?
> It sounded like someone left a tea kettle on the stove top too long.
> "SHUT IT BOTH OF YOU!"
> You reel back but manage to keep her pinned.
> Rude.
> "Wait, we're outlaws? Where did you hear this?"
> Gilda glared at you.
> You pull your hands back and step off of her.
> She got up and dusted herself off, taking the time to glare at the two of you suspiciously.
> "Follow me... and if you try anything Outlawey then I'll turn you in myself.”
> “Outlawey?” Shining repeated.
> She simply ignored him and headed back into the cellar.
> You and Shining share a shrug and follow.
> You lead first into the cellar.
> The humming that had made place under the deck seemed to intensify.
> A musty smell filled your nostrils as the two of you stepped into the cramped space.
> Some more barrels, some strange machine, and a table made up the ships inside.
> The machine hummed to itself as Gilda headed to the table.
> She glared at the two of you before stepping to the side, revealing what looked to be a ham radio.
"Cool!"
> She quirked a brow.
> You nudge Shining.
"Look at that!"
> "What?"
"Duh, the ham radio."
> You step forward and tap the small, silver microphone.
> Shining followed shortly after.
> "Magically powered I assume?"
> You did notice a lack of wiring or batteries.
> Or something like that.
> "Mhm..." Gilda stepped forward and pushed past the two of you.
> "Now this is the kicker, I was searching for weather reports and I came across this."
> She pressed one of the dials inwards.
> The radio cackled to life.
> "Attention, attention, this frequency is broadcast to all those in Equestria and the surrounding lands. There are two outlaws on the run, extremely dangerous, do not approach them on your own, Both are of military intelligence. Highly advised you alert the local law-enforement force if you see a 'Shining Armor' or an 'Anonymous'."
> The broadcast then went on to describe what the two of you looked like, your possible locations, and some seemingly useless information.
> Shining let his jaw hang in disbelief as the message continued on.
> Another cackle.
> "It is to also be noted that these two are wanted for assault of a royal, assault of enforcement, property damages, ad possible drug use."
> Oh that last one was so not true!
> "IF you happen to see either of them, lethal force may be applied to Anonymous, Shining Armor must stay alive at all costs though."
> "Thank you."
> The message cut-out.
> Then begin to repeat again.
> "Attention, attention-"
> Gilda clicked the message off with a snarky look.
> "Well..."
> Heh...
> You tug at your collar and glance down at Shining.
> Did the room feel colder?
"We can...explain."
> Gilda's fiery eyes scanned you over.
> "Start..."
"Uhhh, wow. Okay, kind of put on the spotlight here."
> "NOW!"
> Her talons tore into the wooden ground like cardboard as she leaned in.
> Uhhh.
> You lean down and put a hand in front of your mouth so she couldn't see.
"Hey Shining... little help here."
> "L-listen, It's not what you think."
> "I think that the two of you lied to me... you're trying to use me and my gramps up there to go back to Equestria and..."
> She turned to you specifically.
> "Rape some ponies or something."
> You throw your arms up in exasperation.
"I'm not a rapi- I'm not a rapist!"
> "That duster coat screams otherwise." Gilda simply said.
> You glance down at the coat.
> Whatever.
> She was just jealous.
> Shining stepped in between the two of you.
> "Gilda-"
> "Don't use my name." She growled.
> "Look, if you just let us sit down and explain everything you'll understand."
> "And why should I do that? If I sit down what keeps HIM!"
> She pointed at you accusingly.
> "From coming after me!"
"Not a rapist!"
> "He's not, we're good guys really..."
> She studied him intently; scrutinizing every feature.
> He gave her a warm smile and stepped back.
> "You've got five minutes to explain."
 
> “Cadance… I'm not sure about this.” Twilight muttered.
> “And why is that?” Cadance took another sip from her milkshake.
> The two sat at a small table off in the corner of Sugarcube corner.
> Though they drew in some stares they went ignored.
> “What you're proposing is just… wrong, this will do nothing but turn Ponyville into a prison.”
> Cadance sighed.
> “I'm just proposing you draw in more guards to focus on this area. I heard them Twilly, they're on their way here.”
> “But what about other parts of the land? Wouldn't they be under armed if we do this?”
> Slam!
> Cadance grimaced at Twilight.
> "Just do it!" She shouted.
> The whole room went silent and turned in her direction.
> Twilight smiled sheepishly and turned back to Cadance.
> "What's wrong? You've never acted like this before."
> "What's wrong is that you've got these two on their way to kill you and you're acting like it isn't a big deal!" Cadance took a deep breath. "I care about you, and my Crystal ponies. It was hard enough explaining that Shining went mad and went AWOL."
> She took another deep breath and gave a smile.
> "I'll do anything to get my Shiny back. Our love could conquer the forces of nature if need be."
> A certain passion began to reverberate behind her voice.
> "Be it the hardest of trials, even if it looks like something we can't get past I believe our love can conquer it."
> She suddenly frowned.
> "Especially some creature filling his head with lies."
> Twilight sighed.
> "Okay... we'll pull some security here and hire some search parties, Celestia and Luna are also offering to turn more attention towards this."
> "I would love more help." She said with a soft smile.
> "I'd be happy to help..." Twilight muttered with less conviction.
> "Anything to save my brother."
> "I-"
> The Sugarcubes door suddenly burst open.
> A slender guards mare galloped forwards and came to a stop at the girls table.
> She bowed and popped back up.
> "We found them!"
> Cadance jumped up.
> "Where!?"
> Twilight popped up as well, staring at Cadance one last time.
> "We tracked Shining's magic, he went overseas, to some unmarked land."
> "Noooo...." Cadance groaned.
> "But we have good news." The guardsmare piqued.
> "Anon and Shining were reported to have gotten on a ship with a pair of Griffons, they're on their way here right now."
> Cadance smiled.
> The guardspony nodded silently.
> "We have reason to believe they're coming from the north, patrol ships have already been sent out."
> "Good job!" Cadance squealed.
> "Just doing my job mam." With that the guardsmare backed out.
> Twilight sighed and flagged down Pinkie.
> "Alright, are we done here?"
> "Yes..." Cadance muttered.
> But she wasn't worried about Twilight.
> Only thing she cared about was that she would have Shining back soon.
> And some loose ends tied.
 
> "So wait... let me get this straight." Gilda turned to Shining, who leaned against a stack of crates.
> "You asked him for help because your wife was cheating on you?"
> "Correct."
> "Okay, that I buy. The big, grand adventure I find a little harder to chew on, but something really bothers me."
> Shining raised a brow.
> "Why did you choose him!?" She pointed at you.
> You sat on the table next to the radio.
> You pull your finger from your nose and wipe it on the table with a disgusted look.
> "He's... a very close friend."
"Huh?"
> Were they talking about you over there?
> You hadn't really been paying attention.
> "Whatev-"
> The boat suddenly lurched forwards.
> The three of you stumble in your spots.
> Hey a bit.
> Shining and Gilda were already heading up the cellar.
> You reach down and scoop the bit up.
> You pocket it and head after the two.
> As you lifted the door...
> "And I said we're not going to take it Granddad!"
> "I'm just saying. These two look like fine young boys that can handle it, and you did say they were in a hurry, no?"
> "Well...yeah, but-"
> Shining stepped forward.
> "Whatever it is, if it helps us move faster then we'll do it."
> Gilda gave him an incredulous stare.
"Hey, hey, hey. What the hell is going on here?"
> Shining turned back to you as Gilda and her Granddad began to argue.
> "Look behind you."
> You turn around.
> How had you not noticed that earlier.
> A thick stack of rocks that seemed to stretch endless in both directions stood before you.
> The boat rested in the water; bobbing up and down as you faced down a cut through the rocks.
> The further down the gash you looked the more fog seemed to take the area; until it looked like sunlight would fail to reach it at all.
> That was screaming ominous adventure that could easily get the two of you killed.
> You hop forwards and shove Gilda's stupid, fat face away.
"Let's take that way!"
> Gerald let out a satisfied laugh while Gilda just let out a loud groan.
> "You idiot!"
> She shoved you back.
> "Do you have any idea what you've just done!?"
"Sped things up and gave the story a faster pace?"
> "What?"
"I know what I did Gilda."
> You dust your coat off and gesture to Shining.
"I just made things easier. Isn't that right Shining?"
> "Why are you so worried about taking this way?"
> "Y-You! UHG!"
> Gilda stormed back towards the open cellar door.
> Before the two of you could give chase she shot you one last sneer before she slammed the cellar door shut.
> Yeesh.
"What crawled up her ass?"
> "Intelligence most likely boys!" Gerald shouted from behind you.
> You and Shining turn to him simultaneously.
"Huh?"
> "And uh..." Shining cleared his throat. "Why is that?"
> "Well the scar is the fastest way towards Equestria, we keep moving we should shave off about two days. Yup.. but it's certainly the most dangerous, you've got Sirens, Crabs, and the Beast of the deep to worry about."
> Oh...
> Shining's eye twitched.
> "Then why did you take this way!?"
> "You told me too." Gerald responded.
> "Anon did! Anonymous is an idiot!"
"Hey!"
> "Oh it's true."
"Still, think of the adventure-"
> Smack!
"Did you just smack me!?"
> You hold your stiff jaw in disbelief.
> Smack!
> Smack!
"Shining stop! That's slightly annoying!"
> Smack!
> Smack!
> "You."
> Smack!
> "Always.
> Smack!
> "Make."
> Smack!
> "Things."
> Smack!
> "Worse!"
> You loll your head upwards and raise a finger.
> The next words that left your mouth would be remembered forever.
“Truth be told, I quite enjoyed that.”
> Shining lowered his raised hoof.
> “...”
> He simply backed off and leaned against the railing.
> “You're into some weird stuff man...”
 
> You stand at the head of the ship and stare out among the scar.
"Shave two days huh?"
> "That's right." Gerald responded.
"Hm, if you ask me that's much better right Shiny?"
> No response...
"Shiny?"
> You turn around and pocket your hands in your duster.
> Shining was already heading into the cellar as well.
> Hmm…
> You shrug and turn back to the scar.
> The fog began to grow thicker and thicker.
> Eventually the warm glow of the sun was replaced by the fog of the scar, everything taking a strangely blue tint.
> You peer of the railing and let out a long whistle.
> The darkened water splashed as your boat glided over it silently.
> The area you were passing through was wide enough that the ship could move freely without care.
> Only thing you would have to worry about was any freelance rocks…
> “Tell me if you see anything up there Anon! Chances are we can avoid all of that.”
> Oh that was good to know.
> You lower yourself and prop your elbows against the railing.
“Keep going!”
> Man…
> This sudden change of atmosphere was putting you in a strange mood.
> Like something wasn't right…
> Something splashed into the water.
> You snap your head to the side; barely catching a tail slithering off of one of the rocks and into the water.
“Uh-huh...”
> None of your business.
> Oh man…
> “You're telling me breh.”
> Oh for fucks-
> You turn around; still leaning onto the rail.
> Your conscience sat on top one of the crates, curling a weight with one arm and texting someone with the other.
“What are you doing here? There are no moral choices here for you.”
> “Nah bro, Shining's mad with you.”
“I figured.”
> You turn back out and look outwards; the cool sea-air tickling your face.
> “Just talk to him bro.”
“He'll come around.”
> “He's broken up about his crazy-ass wife getting fucked by some chads and shit. Remember why you're here dude.”
“It all blends together.”
> You yawn and fan a hand in front of your face.
> To your left another splash followed by a light giggle.
> You sigh and let your head drop.
"Besides Shining is-"
> You turn around expecting him to still be there.
> But he was gone.
"Fine..."
> You simply shrug and turn back to the scar.
> The rocks loomed way above your ship, comparable to a six-story building.
> It made everything feel more...cramped.
> As if you weren't in the open world anymore.
> You weren't thrilled about it.
> It went on like this for the next couple of hours.
> Just lazing along the scars path while Shining and Gilda hid in the cellar.
> Nerds.
> They wouldn't face your decision with dignity like you would.
> Whatever, you had yet to see anything other than a couple of interesting fish.
> And a couple of sharks.
> Big... sharks...
> Sharks the size of semi-trucks...
> They left the boat alone yeah but one thing was for sure.
> Swimming was definitely a no-no for you.
> Splash...
> Another giggle like earlier.
> You narrow your eyes at the spot.
> Among the boats steady rhythm it was quite easy to hear and spot out these kinds of things.
> A gust of cool air swept over your face.
> You real back and wipe the cool water droplets from your face.
> As soon as your hand swiped away something ducked back under the water with another giggle.
> You squint at the depths.
> Summin' ain't right.
> You lean forwards; trying to get a better look into the water.
> Something moved just under the surface.
"What in tarnation have we got here Billy?"
> Oh right.
> You didn't know a Billy.
> A mares head suddenly popped out of the water.
> Her dark blue mane clung tightly to her white coat as she began to backstroke through the water.
> Her eyes were rather...
> Attractive.
> Okay, so they made you aggressively horny so what?
> She giggled once more.
> "Hello~"
"Hi there."
> You should reel her in.
"I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue, wanna...see?"
> You waggle your brows.
> The mare giggled again.
> “You're funny~”
> Huh…
> You were funny.
“I'm funny...”
> “I like funny guys...”
> You were a funny guy.
“You like funny guys...”
> “Why don't you come and take a dip with me funny guy?”
“Why don't I- Wait. I don't have a swimsuit.”
> The mare pouted.
> “Oh, poor little naked me then… I guess I'll have nobody to splash with and rub our naked bodies against each-”
“Shut up!”
> You tore off your duster and began to work the hoodie.
> Your boner could tear through mountains right now.
> You have transcended.
> You hop onto the railing.
> “Anon!”
> You whirl back and catch a glimpse of Shining and Gilda.
“Shut up! I'm about to pound some pony pussy!”
> “You idiot!” Gilda shouted.
> Before you could dive in and explore her caves, the familiar sensation of magic wrapped around your entire body.
> You kick and scream as you were pulled away from the railing.
> “Those are Sirens dumbass!” Gilda shouted.
> She bolted over to the railing.
> “Go away!”
> “No~!” The mare cooed playfully. “Not until I get that funny guy.”
“Let me at her! I'ma tear that ass up!”
> “Anon calm down!” Shining shouted.
“I'm gonna paint her white!”
> Gilda shot you a disgusted look.
> “Look, you're not getting any dude.”
“Yes I am! She will be mine!”
> “Anon!” Shining shouted.
> By now he was visibly struggling to keep you contained.
> “Calm down!”
“No!”
> You stop suddenly, your face completely devoid of any emotion or expression.
“I'm going to impale her.”
> You said this with a completely monotone voice.
> “Sirens?” Gerald asked.
> “Yes!” Shining shouted back.
> “Uhg… Gilda go grab some pepper spray.” Gerald shouted.
“Shining, man...let me go…You know I've gotta get the booty, come on man you know it.”
> Tears began to roll down your face.
“I just- I just NEED to plow that ass into the next plane of oblivion.”
> “I think you'll be staying here.”
> Was he serious?
> Was he really not going to let you do anything to that vixen?
> You sigh and slump in his grip.
"Okay..."
> "Really?" Shining questioned. "As simple as that?"
"Mhm..."
> Your fingers suddenly shot into Shining's eyes.
> He let out a howl of pain as you retract them; the magic losing its grip on you.
"SY-IKE!"
> You land onto the deck with a thud and take off in a mad sprint.
> The world became a blur as you headed towards the head over the boat.
> Before anybody else could stop you, you plan one foot on the railing and leap forwards into the water.
> The world became murky and muffled as the coldness fell over your body.
> You glance downwards, seeing nothing even remotely resembling the ground.
> You glance back up the mare serenely-
> Holy shit she had a tail.
> You couldn't hit that.
> What were you even doing in here anyway?
> The mare briefly smiled at you..
> Before it gave way to a wicked grin.
> The grin turned into an angry sneer as she shrieked something among the water.
> Shit!
> A white blur rocketed into your stomach.
> Your oxygen!
> You grab hold of your stomach as the mare reeled back and swam off into the darkness.
> You glance back upwards.
> The boats bottom passed slowly overhead.
> Up there.
> You needed to get up there!
> You claw your way towards the surface, each movement burning your muscles more and more.
> Just a little more…
> Something suddenly hooked around your leg.
> You glance downwards, the same horrifying face greeting your vision.
> She had booth hooves wrapped around your leg.
> She smiled maliciously before swimming backwards.
> Don't scream.
> You needed that air.
> You shoot a boot into her face.
> Crack!
> The mare let go out of shock.
> You follow up with another stomp.
> She let out another shriek and darted back into the darkness.
> You make your way back to the surface.
> Come on…
> Your lungs began to burn, begging for some air.
> Your vision began to grow dark.
> Just..
> a…
> The darkness creeping into your vision began to take it completely.
> No....
> You couldn't panic.
> They taught you this when you were training.
> Training with Shining.
> Rule one was do not panic, no matter the circumstance.
> You steady your movements.
> Find a rhythm...
> Don't let anything intimidate you.
> You throw your arms over each other as you steady your racing heart.
> Almost...
> You broke past the surface; gasping for air.
"Oh good lord!"
> Shining stood over the railing of the boat; staring down at you.
> "Anon! There you are!"
> Man, his eyes looked terrible.
> They were red and puffy for some reason.
> "I'm going to get you a raft real quick!"
> You bob in the water calmly as he galloped off to the other side of the boat.
"Oh don't take your time or anything I'm just a sitting duck here."
> Speaking of which.
> Something snagged at your leg.
> It came around again, this time in an attempt to drag you down.
> You mutter a curse and fight to stay above the water.
> "Play with me funny man~" A voice cooed from all around you.
"Fuck you!"
> "Awww~ You don't want to swim?"
"Ngh, only if it involves your mom!"
> A light giggle followed by a deep growl.
> "You make little sense funny man, let's just go a little deeper."
"I've got asthma!"
> Still trying to pull you down.
"I can't read!"
> Still trying.
"I can't die a virgin!"
> A white lifebuoy suddenly clocked you on the head.
> You reel back in pain for a brief second.
> You were practically lurched downwards this time.
> Fug, ignore it.
> You take hold of the object.
"Pull!"
> Shining began to pull the rope with all of his might.
> Which was good, fighting to stay on top had been rather exhausting.
> The mare wrapped around your legs.
> Just need too...
> You move your legs around for a bit.
> There.
> Finding an opening you slide your foot up.
> You managed to hook it under what felt like a chin.
> With all of your force you shove your foot downwards.
> The pressure around your lower body lifted.
> Shining began to pull the lifebuoy over towards him.
> You follow his lead and paddle towards the boat.
> When you reached the side you began to hike your way up the side of the boat using Shining as a base.
> Though the side of the boat was slippery, your boots had just barely enough traction to keep you going.
> You grab hold of the railing and fling yourself over.
> You gasp for air as Shining stood over you, staring down curiously.
> You put a thumb up in response.
"I'm good... only swallowed the minimal amount of water."
> That got a chuckle out of him.
> You pick yourself back up and pound your own chest.
"Oh man... that was-"
> "Scary..."
"I was about to say hot but yeah... I guess."
> Shining clicked his lips before sending a hoof into your shoulder.
> "Don't ever do anything like that again man."
"Hey, I was being mind-fucked by that siren back there!"
> "Hey dweeb!"
> You turn around only to come face to face with the end of a white can.
> Gilda wordlessly pressed on the top of it.
> Pain!
> Burning hot pain!
> You slam into the ground spazzing like a ten year old epileptic who had way too much sugar before bed.
> "Calm down Dweeb, it'll keep you from thinking about that siren."
"I already stopped thinking about her!"
> "Oops..." You could practically hear the smile stretching across her face. "My bad..."
> This bitch...
> Your eyes felt like someone just squeezed chili-pepper juice into them.
> Were they melting!?
> "Is that the only one?" Gilda asked.
> "Looks like it yeah." Shining said.
> "Good... usually those things travel in packs..."
> "Anon, come on man."
"My eyes burn!"
> "Well, so do mine. You caught ME in the eyes remember?"
> You roll over and remove your hands.
> Tears streamed down your what you knew to be bloodshot eyes.
"Do you think that's as bad as this!?"
> Gerald let out a hearty chuckle.
> "Got you thinkin' about other stuff real quick huh?"
> You shoot a glare in his direction.
"I WAS ALREADY OVER IT!"
> A pair of hooves suddenly gripped your shoulders tightly.
> "Get a hold of yourself!" Shining shouted as he roughly pulled you to your feet.
> You stop and flick your eyes between him and the ground.
"Uhh."
> "No! I don't want to hear it. I know you've been off duty for nearly a year now but still, Get. a. hold. of. yourself!"
> The two of your eyes met, his completely firm in making you do as he commanded.
> Ah crap he was in planning mode.
> You sigh and gently push him away.
> You wipe the tears from your (still burning) eyes and give him a thumbs up.
"Alright!"
> You clap your hands together and shake your head clear.
> You have been out of practice.
> Shining quirked an eyebrow as you went rigid, straightening out your body like a plank.
> You bring a hand up in a salute and chop it down.
"You're right man."
> No more dicking around.
> From now on you must take everything with the utmost seriousness.
> The boat suddenly jolted to a stop.
"Holy tit shit balls! What in Zulu's name was that!?"
> Gilda let out a grunt of frustration as she struggled to hang onto the railing.
> "She had some friends!"
> You and Shining glance at each other before sprinting over to either sides of the boat.
> Mares of all different colors pressed their bodies against the boat, somehow keeping it from moving.
> They seemed to be chanting something as they held the boat in place.
> Luckily the boat was big enough that they couldn't do much else than hold it in place.
> You hiss a curse and turn around.
> Shaved two days off huh?
> Then food was expendable.
> You reach down and pick up a crate the size of your torso.
> With a grunt you heave it over the side.
> One of the mares looked up, stopped chanting, and let out a shriek.
> Crack!
> The smaller crate broke instantly as it crashed over two or three of their heads.
“Boo-yah!”
> A collective screech rose above the sky.
> Welp, there goes your ears.
> “REEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
> “REEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
> “REEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
> You grip your ears tightly and step away from the railing.
> "What's going on over there!?"
> The first word that came to mind was beta uprising.
> The second..
> You take hold of another small crate.
"Get off my board!"
> You heave it overboard.
> "Are you throwing food out!?" Gilda stepped away from the railing.
> "Please tell me you're not that much of an idio-"
> The boat jolted again.
> You stumble to your side and fall over.
> Oh boy...
> What was it this time?
> You grip hold of the railing and pull yourself up.
> The boat jolted once more.
> You stumble along the railing until you reached the head of the ship.
> A sharks fin the size of… well you rose above the water.
> It was far enough down that it wasn't a threat.
> Yet…
> The fin began to cut through the water; headed straight for your boat.
> The water roared as it was tossed to the side.
> The screeching stopped abruptly.
> The mares began to cheer as they started to rock the boat back and forth.
> Shit.
> You stumble around trying to stay upright for the time being.
> These girls were incredibly strong.
> Shining and Gilda let out shaky shouts trying to do the same.
> You grip hold of the railing, briefly balancing on one leg.
> A clunk caught your attention.
> A rusted cannon ball rolled towards you, dragging along the ground with a heavy gait.
> Welp.
> You scope down and pick it up.
> Among the rocking, the limited time, and the weight of the ball you found your heart beating faster than it has in the last year.
> With a shout you lug the ball upwards.
“Shut it!”
> With that you toss the ball overboard.
> One of the sirens looked up just in time to receive the cannon ball to the face.
> She went silent and flopped into the water.
> Seconds later her unconscious form rose above, a trickle of blood running down her fore-head.
> The fin was practically on your boat now.
> But last second.
> A pair of jaws burst from the water; effectively consuming five of the mares within seconds.
> Oh shit!
> The remaining sirens shrieked and began to dart away from the boat.
> Surprisingly...
> It left you alone.
> The colossal shark took after a larger group of the girls.
> You watch with disbelief as the tables turned in your favor within seconds.
> "Well..." Shining muttered. "That's what I'm used to seeing."
> Back before you left you had been known for two things among the forces.
> Your incredible wit and charm.
> 'I'm sure that's a lie.'
> And your... well hands.
> The Equestrian forces weren't as diverse as you would think.
> Therefore when you had joined your hands were a pretty big deal.
> Because you were taught that anything could be a weapon given enough thought.
> You sigh and run a hand through your scalp.
> It had been at least a year since you've done something like that…
> It felt pretty great to be honest.
> Despite the gloomy circumstances.
> "Are you good Anon?"
> You put on a smile and whirl around.
"Yeah! Yeah, I'm fine man."
> You pat his head and scoop up your hoodie and coat.
"I'ma just go dry off in the cellar."
> You head over to the cellar and open it with a goofy grin towards them.
"Don't uh... come in. I'm going to be naked."
> You start descending.
> Then suddenly pop back up.
"Unless you're Gilda."
> You wink at her.
> She just gave you a disinterested grunt and folded her arms over her chest.
> She would so come down for a session with Anonymous.
> You shut the door and remove your turtleneck.
> With a grunt you head over to the ham radio and plop down.
> They could watch for the time being, now it was your turn to flip through the radio.
> You punch it on and plug in a pair of headphones.
> Static...
> Static...
> Static...
> Oh, there was something.
> No wait.
> More static.
> With a sigh you keep on adjusting the dials.
> You would get something eventually.
> The next hour or so passed by rather slowly.
> You were sure you clothes were dry by now but you just felt like getting some RnR for the time being.
> You soon found your head resting upon your fist in a half-awake daze.
> This was boring...
> Like insanely so.
> Why had you even come down here?
> You should've shown off your glistening body to Gilda instead.
> Maybe get into a wrestling match with him, get her all hot and bothered...
> Nice...
> The static suddenly cleared.
> And what you heard next was definitely far from what you had hoped.
> "This is Celestia-"
> The message began to cut out.
> You adjust the knob a little, trying to find it again.
> This was a weird ham radio...
> -peat, do everything you can to find these two. I repeat, all Equestrian forces are to remain in their designated areas but if you see Shining Armor or Anonymous at all, you are to capture them immediately."
> Oh no...
> She wasn't really on HER side was she?
> "Anonymous apparently has intent to kill the Elements himself."
"I what!?"
> You pop up from the chair.
> Thunk!
> You let out a grunt of pain as your head mashed into the cellars roof.
> You rub your head gingerly and turn back to the radio.
> This wasn't for real was it?
> You yank the headphones from the radio and listen closely.
> "Shining and Anonymous are to be approached with caution. Listen, I know it may be scary when you find them, but worry not. All of Equestria is on your side, Anonymous must not be allowed to harm the Elements...at all costs.”
> Hmmm.
> You step over to one of the barrels and pull up a tap.
> You insert the tap and grab a nearby mug.
> Waiting…
> When the mug was filled with water you calmly take a sip from it.
> And spit the water back out.
“Who does she think she is!?”
> You whirl around to storm out.
> Thunk!
> You forehead slammed into a low-hanging wooden bar.
“For fu-”
> You sigh and duck under it, rubbing your forehead gingerly.
> The rest of the message was still playing out but you didn't care one bit.
> You pick up your turtle neck and coats.
> Sheesh…
> You push past the cellar door and practically claw your way out.
"Hey!"
> Shining and Gilda were nowhere to be found...
> "Up here!"
> You turn around and see the two behind Gerald.
> He was seemingly showing them how to steer the ship.
> He gave you a toothy...
> Err... beaky smile.
> "How's it going son?"
"Hey, we have a problem."
> "What is it?" Gilda spat.
> You slip into your turtleneck.
"I think this would be better discussed in the cellar..."
> "Why do you guys keep going in and out of there?" Gerald glanced at Shining and Gilda.
> "If I blacklight is it going to glow?" He asked.
> Gilda seemed to be overtaken by a furious blush.
> "S-Stop that Gramps!"
> Shining was already trotting towards your direction.
> "What is it?"
> Gerald began to tease Gilda while he approached you.
"Hey, so, listen carefully."
> You put on a reassuring smile and clap your hands together.
"Good news, semi-good news, or bad news first?"
> "Uhm... good news?"
"There is no good news."
> "Okay... semi-good news?"
"There is no semi-good news."
> A grimace took his features.
> "What happened..."
"So... Shining bare with me." You swoop down over him and spin on your heel.
> When you found yourself behind him you begin to massage his withers.
"Now, Shining Armor."
> He shoved you away.
> "Don't call me by my full name. You never do that, call me Shining, or Dude, or something other than that."
> You fold your arms and pop back up.
"Okay... so you know Celestia?"
> "Of course."
"And you know how she has a personal army?"
> "Mhm."
"And many, many resources?"
> "Correct."
> You stay silent and raise a brow.
> Shining's face went from interested to horrifically shocked.
> "No..."
"Yeah, Cadance got to her first..."
> "We can't be that big of a deal-"
"Wellll, they seem to think that I'm on my way to kill the Elements whoever they may be."
> "Oh no... no, no, no... We should turn back now."
> You gesture to the scars compacted walls.
"No way to go but forwards."
> Shining sighed.
> "The two of us against a nations army."
"Sounds fun to be honest."
> Even though you said that you actually dreaded the thought of walking into something like that.
> Especially if it meant your death.
> Shining chuckled and shook his head.
> "Alright, Anon. Let's get this over with, we'll find a way to make them hear us out."
> You smile and snap your fingers into a thumbs up.
> As soon as he turned away your smile turned into a frown.
> Things weren't looking so good right now.
> You step up behind him and stare out among the thick fog.
> Looks like you had a long couple of days ahead of you.
 
https://wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=YyknBTm_YyM
 
> Cadance hummed to herself as she trotted around the crystal room.
> She dusted off the large table in the middle of it with a goofy smile.
> “I can't wait to see my Shining~”
 
> “Hard left! Hard left!”
> A roar rose among the air as Gerald spun the wheel with a grunt.
> You slammed into the ground.
“What is that thing!?”
 
> Cadance plopped down onto her temporary bed with a wide smile.
> She clicked open a small box revealing a couple of chocolates.
> She popped one into her mouth with a satisfied hum.
 
“Omph!”
> You went flying as the giant crabman thing let out another roar.
> Shining shouted something over the commotion and blasted it with a beam of purple energy.
> It reeled back with a screech.
> You pick yourself up and glance back.
 
> Knock, knock, knock.
> “Cadance it's Spike, Twilight wanted me to check on you!”
> “I'm fine~! Just had a long day, that's all.”
 
> Crack!
> You reel back as the crabman sent out a wild swing.
> “Watch it dweebs! Don't let it tear stuff up!”
“I'm trying!”
> Something slammed into your side; sending you flying like a ragdoll.
 
> Cadance slipped into the warm bath with a content sigh.
> She rubbed her stomach gingerly.
> “Soon...”
 
> You fall forwards, scrambling for something, anything to attack this thing with.
> Something snagged your leg and pulled you backwards.
“A little help here!”
 
> Cadance dried herself off with a pink towel, humming softly.
> She reached over and began to drain the water.
> “Today has been utterly exhausting.”
 
> You drop to your knees and wipe the sweat from your face.
> The crabman rested unmoving in front of you.
> Shining let out a long gasp of air as he admired the broken mop stick jutting from its back.
> “Nice job...” he huffed.
> You stick a thumbs up.
 
> Cadance sat among the other girls.
> They had thrown a party in an attempt to cheer her up.
> Little did they know that she was already happy, but she wouldn't be a spoil sport.
> “Come on Cadance! Let's party!” Pinkie shouted.
> She smiled and trotted to the middle of the dance floor.
 
> You pull away from the nearly raw meat with a satisfied belch.
> “Careful.” Gilda said taking a bite of her own crab meat.
> “Don't want to waste it.”
> You wave your hand silently.
“Hey Shining? Why you sitting off over there?”
> “I don't eat meat.”
“Oh yeah...”
> “And we also are about to be attacked again.”
“Huh?”
> The whole boat rattled in response.
 
> Cadance pulled away from the mirror and groaned.
> “My head is killing me...” She muttered.
> She trotted out of the bathroom and down the hall.
 
> “Watch it Anonymous!” Gilda shouted.
> You back away from her and kick away one of the slithering tentacles.
> All around the boat they worked to pull you down.
“Is this the Beast of the Deep!?”
> “Nope!” Gerald exclaimed happily.
“Uhhhhg!”
 
> “Oh Spike!” Cadance smiled at the purple dragon. “You made pancakes?”
> “Yup!”
> Twilight sipped her coffee silently at the table.
> She gave Cadance a warm smile.
> “How was your night?”
 
> The three of you lay panting along the ground.
“How much more?”
> “I don't know...” Gilda muttered.
> Shining just let out a groan.
 
> “Exhausting.”
> Cadance took a spot at the table.
> “I could really do with something to eat.”
 
> You peel away the crates top to be greeted with bug infested food.
> “Wonderful...” Shining muttered.
> Gilda reached into the crate and pulled up a worm infested apple.
> Before you could protest she popped it into her mouth.
> “Vhat?”
 
> “Cadance! Did you hear about the Ponyville event coming up soon?”
> Spike placed another plate of pancakes onto the table.
> “I did not.”
 
“Can that radio get music?”
> You leaned against one of the now soggy crates of the boat.
> Shining sat on the chair while Gilda leaned against the wall.
> Awhile back something put a leak in here.
> “I doubt it.” Gilda muttered.
 
> “It's going to commemorate when Twilight became a Princess!” Spike excalimed.
> “Oh stop...” Twilight said bashfully.
> Cadance smiled.
> “Well, I'll have to be there then.”
 
“Uh, check it.”
> You slide to your left with a clap, shimmying your shoulders.
> Some cackled Sapphire Shores song played as Shining and Gilda shared a laugh.
 
> “Did you see the mess last night?” Spike muttered.
> “She made me clean it all.”
> Cadance gave Twilight a warm smile.
 
> Slam!
> The cellar door bounced.
> “Hey! There's still some dead crab up here!”
> You shrug and pick up the spare mop.
 
> Plap!
> You slide the mop across the ground in an attempt to clean up some of the strange black blood.
> Oh well.
> It wasn't like this place wasn't dirty enough.
> Gilda picked up some chunks of crab meat and tossed them off the side of the boat.
> Shining used his magic to help while pinching his nose shut with a hoof.
> "This thing stinks..." He muttered.
> "I think it smells fine." Gilda said, cutting a large piece in two and chucking them into the water.
"How long has it been?"
> "About a day." Gilda muttered.
> It all kind of blended together when the three of you had been attacked nearly non-stop.
> "Just that final stretch boys and we're home free!" Gerald shouted.
> "Finally." Shining muttered.
> "Who knows how bad things have gotten since we've been gone."
> You focus on mopping the deck.
> But something seemed wrong.
> You pull away and look around.
> The fog had gotten so thick you couldn't even see five inches in front of your face, let alone Shining or the others.
"Hey, I've got no visual here!"
> "Same!" Shining shouted back.
"Should we kill the movement?"
> Gerald shouted something but you couldn't hear it.
"I said should we kill the boat!?"
> No response.
> You slowly put the mop down.
> You were in the middle of the deck, Shining and Gilda shouldn't be that far away from you.
> "He said no!" Shining's voice seemed to come from everywhere at once.
> That put you on edge.
"Why not?"
> "Trust me." It echoed around you. "Keep moving."
> This time it sounded as if it came from the sky.
> That didn't sit right...
> You lightly jog through the fog, the cold mist tickling your senses.
> You come to a stop and look around.
> To your right Gilda pushed from the fog with an annoyed grunt.
"Stay there."
> Before she could protest you turn to get to the back of the ship.
> Suddenly a purple beam cut through the fog with a roar.
> The beam intensified revealing Shining's silhouette among the fog.
> You cover your eyes, the very fog disappearing before them.
> You pull your arm down.
> Within seconds the boat was clear.
> Within minutes the area was clear.
> The boat was in the middle of a large clearing, the thin part of the scar disappearing and being replaced by a large circle of rocks.
> You turn in a circle letting out a long whistle.
> Shining let out a grunt behind you.
> You turn around just in time to see him collapse with labored breathing.
> You jog over to him and stop in front of him.
> Suddenly you send a light kick to his ribs.
> "Ow!"
"Was just making sure you're fine."
> "You couldn't ask?"
"I'm a complicated man, man. I don't simply ask about stuff."
> You look up at Gerald who seemed to be staring at something.
"What was up with the fog?"
> Shining sent a glare your way.
> "I-I-I Imagine it had to do with that..."
> He pointed past the two of you.
> Shining was the first to trail his pointing talon.
> The look of shock did not sit well with you.
> You slowly turn around expecting something right behind you.
> It was much worse....
> What looked like a giant alligator waited ahead of you patiently.
> Two haunting yellow eyes glowed hungrily as it waited for the boat to move forwards.
"I-I-I-I-I"
> All you could do was stammer.
> It seemed to... smile.
> An ancient voice came from all around you at once.
> "You should've kept the fog up...dinner."
> Its smile widened.
> The things head alone had to at least be the size of the Titanic.
> Eating you would be no problem.
> “T-Tell me you have something planned?”
> You scratch the back of your head.
“Right...plan.”
> She turned back to you hopefully.
“We're boned if you're looking at me for the plan.”
> You turn to Shining Armor.
> He flicked his eyes back and forth between the two of you.
> “Uhm… right...”
> He sighed and put on a brave face.
> “Alright! So you've got us here, why haven't you eaten us yet!?”
> You fold your arms and watch the events unfold.
> The creatures grin made you rather uneasy.
> Shining looked back at you for reassurance.
> You nod your head with a smile and thumbs up.
> As soon as he turned away you turn to Gilda and shake your head with a silent frown.
> She rolled her eyes.
> You look back at Gerald, who for the first time this entire trip, seemed scared of the creature in front of him.
> Ah...
> "Simply because I'm not hungry." The ancient voice boomed.
> A cacophonous roar of rising water filled your ears.
> You turn back to see the gigantic tip of a tail blocking off your exits.
> Oh...
> "And don't think I'll let you turn back."
> Right.
> You and Shining had that talk.
> Look at him.
> He was shaking in his boots right now.
> You push down the welling fear and step forwards; taking place next to him.
"If you're not hungry then why eat us?"
> "Pleasure."
> ....
> "...."
"...."
> You cough into a balled fist and turn away.
"Okay, but why do that when you could have..."
> You scan the floor briefly.
> You reach down and take hold of a loose board.
> With a grunt you rip it from the deck.
"This board instead? Look at the sleek design, the rotting wood will provide for an easier chew!"
> You flip it over and catch it with one hand.
"Hoo boy! Look at that wonderful gloss finish."
> A half-assed laugh was all you got in response.
> "You're amusing."
"So I'm told."
> You gulp and drop the broken plank.
"You shouldn't take this beautiful creature from the planet yet..."
> "Yet is a relative term Amusing man... what stops me from simply eating you a second after you said that."
> You let your mouth flap open with a raised finger.
"..."
> You lower your finger.
"You're a dick."
> An amused chuckle rose from the creature.
> "You know what. You amuse me so... and I sense something about you. If you can answer this riddle, I'll let you to your destination unharmed."
> You nudge Shining with an amused smile.
"Shoot."
> You lean down and pull him close for a whisper.
"We've got this."
> "An amusing riddle for the Amusing man."
> You fold your arms and wait patiently.
> You were the Junior Genius back in school.
> Literally your title was the Junior Genius.
> The creature smiled evilly.
> "Naraktou, holden argoter clenton.”
> What?
"Um excuse me."
> You throw your hands up.
"What was that!?"
> "The riddle, in my native tongue of course. Answer it amusing man."
"Shining the hell is this!?"
> "Just take a wild guess."
"No!"
> "I'll let you have three tries, to make things more *amusing*."
> You glare at the giant as he chuckled to himself evilly.
"Fine!"
> You pocket your hands and shrug.
"A wood could chuck none."
> "Wrong, doesn't even relate to the riddle at all."
"You're an asshole... uhhh...."
> You look back to Gilda and Shining.
> They simply shrugged.
> You turn back to the giant looming eyes in front of you.
"Uhh...err... two?"
> "Wrong again. It's your last chance Amusig man."
> For fucks fake…
> Was it possible that he was just fucking with you?
> To be honest he seemed like the kind of thing to do this.
> You whirl around and pull Shining in close.
“What do you think?”
> “I have no idea. Usually I'd be able to identify a different language, but that is ancient. I've never even heard of anything like it.”
“Duuuudddee...”
> You step away from him and scratch your head.
> Cletus?
> Nah…
> “I must say watching you squirm is rather amusing.”
“Oh shut your trap!”
> You spin around and toss your hands up.
“I don't know… “
> You bob your knees and purse your lips, making a plethora of different sounds.
“Kyu...”
> You stop suddenly and snap your fingers.
“I've got it!”
> Everybody silently watched you.
> Wild guess.
> Solve a riddle in some unknown language in one more go.
> Cause god knows the whole 'riddle' thing wasn't done to hell before.
“I win.”
> “What?”
“I win.”
> “How?”
“Don't worry about it. I win.”
> “Impossible creature, you are a child to my language.”
“I win.”
> "Stop saying that."
"I win."
> "You're infuriating me."
> Shining pushed forwards and stepped closer to you.
> "Anon what are you doing?"
"Winning duh."
> You lean closer.
“Aim for the eyes.”
> You wink and turn back to the giants sneer.
> "Tell me." he demanded.
"I win."
> If he wanted to be an asshole, you would have to outplay his assholeness.
> Was that even a word?
> "TELL ME!"
> His voice rattled the entire clearing.
> The rocks nearly toppled from his shout.
> You smirk.
> Gotta get the confidence in there.
"Don't worry man. Chillax, just because you lost doesn't mean anything."
> "Tell me now."
"Or what? You'll eat us?"
> You gasp and throw your hands up in faux terror.
"But then you'll never know how I won because in the end I still won."
> "Not if you're dead."
"Nope, still won. GG no re."
> "Stop your babbling this instant! How have you won?"
> The rocks around him nearly fell again, toppling slightly in there place.
"A simple word I thought of and I won."
> "Won what? The riddle, all I said was 'You can't beat me'."
"But I can, because I."
> You jut a thumb into your chest.
"Won and YOOOUUU lost!"
> You point a finger at him.
> A low growl was all the greeted you.
> "Amusing man... I find you very much below that now..."
"Good cause I don't care."
> You drop to the ground and sit cross-legged.
"Cause' I won."
> "HOW!"
> All at once the rocks began to topple down.
> The creature looked at them apathetically.
> You smile.
> "Is that really it? Your trump card Amusing man? A couple of rocks toppling over!?"
> He let out a cynical laugh.
> "Hah! How-"
> The fog silently crept in from the open space the rocks had provided.
“Check out my BS skills! Shining~”
> “What are you-”
> Zap!
> A purple beam blasted the creatures giant right eye.
> He let out a howl of pain.
> Shining followed up by blasting the other one.
> By now the fog began to make its way towards your mugly crew.
> “You're not getting away!”
> He began to blindly look around for you and the others.
"Gerald!"
> The old Griffon snapped out of his trance and pulled a lever.
> The boat hummed to life.
> "Ah-hah!"
> In his blind fury he seemingly forgot just how large he was.
> With a roar he lunged forward.
> All it did was send your boat rocketing backwards.
> You and the others hang onto the railing as the giant drove through the water.
> Gerald shouted something over the roaring waves.
> Suddenly the boat began to turn in a circle, being driven by the creatures sheer mass.
> A wave of cold water splashed over you.
> You jolt from the sudden shock.
> You let out a laugh among all of the chaos.
> "You're an idiot!" Gilda shouted over the commotion.
> Maybe...
> But you have yet to die so being an idiot was okay in your book.
> "Hold on!" Gerald shouted.
> The boat suddenly twisted.
> Somehow he managed to slip past the creatures giant jaws.
> The boat moved at an incredible speed past the giant mass.
> You laugh once again and nudge Shining.
"Just like the old days huh!?"
> He just held on for dear life to the railings.
> "I can't let you get away!" The creature roared.
> Shining let out a surprised shout.
> The railing leg he had been holding onto gave way with a snap.
> You mutter a curse and leap forwards, taking hold of his tail before he could go overboard.
"Stay with me!"
> "Anon you're pulling too hard!"
"It's either this or I grab something else!"
> "J-just don't let me go!"
> You plant one boot down firmly and begin to pull with all your might.
"Come on..."
> Suddenly the boat jumped.
> You let out a surprised shout as Shining nearly slipped from your grip.
> You let go of your railing and use both hands, one still on his tail and the other wrapped around his hind-leg.
> "Hurry up!"
"Your ass is right in my face hold on!”
> Another bump.
> You barely managed to hold on, nothing supporting you now.
> A pair of claws wrapped around your ankles.
> Surprising strength yanked the two of you back.
> Gilda shouted something to Gerald.
> You pop up from the decks floor and help Shining up.
> "Hang on boys!"
> The boat jolted and rocked a couple more time.
> Finally it began to run smoothly.
> You approach the railing with more caution and step forwards, glancing back at the clearing.
> The creature simply let out a frustrated roar.
> With that he slumped in his spot.
> Phew...
> If he wasn't trying to eat you, you would've maybe, sorta felt bad for him.
> You step away and turn to Shining.
"Dude!"
> You run forwards.
> You stop suddenly and shoot him a thumbs up.
"Not a hugger."
> "I thought so..." he pulled his goggles off and flicked his hoof a couple of times.
"Just kidding man!"
> You scoop down and pull him in a tight hug.
"Nice shot man!"
> "Thanks."
> You roughly drop him and head over to Gilda.
> You outstretch your arms for a hug but she flinched away.
> You frown.
> She rolled her eyes and reluctantly stuck her arms out.
> You smile again and take her in a hug.
> You slide your hands down and get a squeeze of her flank.
> Crack!
> You slammed onto the ground as she reeled back from the headbutt, a heavy blush spread on her face.
> "Don't do that again!"
> Firm...
> Her cheeks were firm.
> That's all you had been worried about...