Title:           The Pepper Problem (TDD Spoof)
Author:          BG9
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/8ycnRYS3
First Edit:      Wednesday 4th of May 2016 11:33:33 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 4th of May 2016 11:33:33 PM CDT

"D-do we have too daddy?"
>"Yes Darling."
>Adagio looks down at the plate of eggs along with her two sisters
"B-but why?"
>"Because Dead is a Colossal Faggot who sucks hundreds of dicks every day."
>Sonata giggles
"Right daddy! What a loser!"
>You sit down and push the bowl of eggs towards them
>"Now do this for dad. He has to make up for stealing virtual peppers"
>Aria scoffs
"Doesn't this 'dead' guy or whatever have something better to do?"
>"No because, allas, he is a faggot. Now or more stalling."
>Aria goes first shoving the first whole egg in her mouth, practically gagging
"G-god this is awful."
>She finally swallows it with a big gulp, her eyes watering
"I-its not so bad."
>"Alright Dagi. You next."
"Aye!"
>Adagio, putting on her game face, takes the egg and sticks it down her neck
>It takes her a few seconds but she takes it like a champ
"I'll show that loser not to mess with my daddy!"
>Finally Sonata
>She looks really nervous
>"Be brave for me Sonata. You know I love you."
>She smiles
"Aye sir!"
>She takes the egg and, to your surprise, swallows it in one gulp
 
And that's the story of a certain faggot who couldn't let go of virtual peppers. The end.