"Rarity demanded I see you two after she saw my nails and some rash my polyester was giving me."
>"Oh, chafing?"
"Yeah. Spring and summer makes me sweat like a pig in synthetics. "
>"Well, don't worry. We'll give you a nice topical oil for your massage after your manicure and pedicure."
"I... Really don't need one."
>"Are you feeling insecure about your masculinity because that's 'stuff for girls'?"
"...Is it expensive?"
>"We'll give you a discount for your first time."
"Alright."
>"And there's nothing wrong with cosmetic care for neglected areas. It's hygienic!"
"Fair point."