>Day Mint Condition in Equestria.
>Sitting outside of Ponyville's only toyshop, you can't help but feel embarrassed that you've fallen this far.
>Back in Canterlot they had collectible stores all over the place, never had to worry about being judged.
>Now the only way you can complete your collection is to go to the ONLY shop in town that sells your collectibles.
>The doors finally open, the old mare who you've seen FAR too often looks as uninterested as usual.
>She just gives you that knowing stare of hers.
“Sooo, did you get a new shipment in?”
>You step inside, hoping no one you know sees you.
>Or anypony in general.
>”Yup, just came in this morning. I'm sure your dragon kid will be happy.”
>Chuckling, you nod and move further in, out of her gaze and down the aisles.
>How is this your life?
>Moving past the typical Power Pony and Element of Harmony action figures, you enter the colts section.
>Scanning the shelves, you can't help but cringe at all the figures you already own of this damn show.
>How come you like it so much?
>It's for little colts!
>Your fears all disappear as you see what you were looking for.
>The last My Little Human vinyl figure you need to complete your collection.
>Presidential Anon.
>It was a fucking travesty how they went about making Anon president, but you can't help loving that new suit of his.
>You levitate it in front of you and whimper.
>Looking left and right, you pretend to think about buying the figure.
>Check the price, hum, and nod.
>You don't think you've used the excuse that it's Spike's birthday yet.
>Heading over to the checkout stand, you place the figure in front of the mare.
“Um, do you have any wrapping paper?”
>She just stares, judging, thinking such horrid thoughts.
>It's not your fault you're a human fucker!
>”Yep, what kind would you like?”
>She pulls out several different patterns.
>You look them over and point at the one with gems printed all over it.
>The mare rings both up and places them in a bag.
>Paying for your dirty secret, you smile and step as quickly as you can home.
>Once you get home, you'll be done with this disgusting routine.
>As soon as you enter the library, Spike looks to you and smiles.
>”Hi Twilight! Where did you g-”
>You pull the wrapping paper out and push it towards him.
“Spike, I need you to put this with the other birthday supplies.”
>He looks to you, confused.
>”Uhhh, oka-”
“I'll be in my room. No interruptions.”
>Running up the stairs, you lock your door and toss the bag on your bed.
>You let off a groan and sigh.
>After a couple minutes, you pull out your new eye candy and smile.
>Opening it up, you look it over.
>Not the best quality in the world, but still good.
>And now, it's yours!
>Squealing, you hug it.
“I love you Anon.”
>Your husbando looks sooo hot in that new suit.
>After the initial rush of opening the figure is gone, you let off a contented sigh and levitate him as you head to your shelf.
>Pulling every book back, you are met with your collection.
>Every MLH vinyl figure ever made.
>Dammit, humans are so sexy, why can't they be real?
>Sighing, you peck your new figure and find him a good place on your shelf.
>Once he is in place, you give him a quick wipe with a thin towel to get rid of any dust.
>You proceed to do so for every other figure.
>Content, you look at your Anon one more time.
>Both citizen and president...
>Just staring at them is sending shiver down your spine.
>Biting your lip, you put your books back in place to hide the figures before rushing to your bed.
>Pulling out the fancomic you bought from Lyra, you look over the pages as you begin to clop.
>Imagining yourself in such lewd and hot positions with Anon.
>Having him clone himself so he could double team you, holding you down as he ravages your pussy and mouth.
>Spitroasting you as you beg him to stop, not meaning a single word.
>Moaning, you can feel yourself getting close.
>You want to fuck a human so bad!
>Have his hands run up and down your back.
>Spanking you, grabbing your mane, fingering you!
>Biting your pillow you squeal as you cum at the thought of being gang banged.
>Panting, you can feel yourself calming down, face burning with the rush from your session.
>You slump against your bed, still staring at the comic.
>Human cum...
>You wonder what it tastes like.
>As you stare at the book, you can feel your eyes drooping, getting heavy.
>You wish Anon was here to cuddle with you.
>...
>...
 
 
>*K-CRASHHHH*
>Yelping, you are pulled from your sleep.
>It must be mid day by now as the sun is shooting through your window.
>*Kooooooooshhhhh*
>A loud rumbling noise is coming from outside, as well as many ponies screaming.
>You look outside and see a meteor coming straight for Ponyville!
>Cleaning yourself up as quick as possible, you run outside.
>Everypony is watching as the meteor closes in, too scared to move.
>Soon, it is close enough for you to feel the heat.
>Whimpering, you shut your eyes.
>*FWOOOm-oom-oom*
>Taking quick breaths, you wait for the crash.
>...
>...
>*CRASH!*
>Shaking, you open your eyes.
>The meteor passed over the town.
>That's good.
>Rarity and Pinkie run towards you.
>”Twilight, darling, did you see that?!”
>You nod, still shocked that a meteor got this close without one of the princesses intercepting it.
>Pinkie points behind the library.
>”It landed aaall the way over there! Do you think we should go check it out? I think we should go check it out.”
“Y-Yeah, just give me a sec.”
>You are a bit ashamed to admit you were more worried the meteor would destroy your collection than kill you.
 
 
>After some prep time; you, Pinkie, and Rarity headed towards the meteor.
>To your surprise, the rest of your friends were already there.
>Rainbow Dash flies over to you, a look of worry on her face.
>”Uhhh, Twilight?”
“Yes Rainbow?”
>She rubs the back of her neck, landing before letting off a deep breath.
>”Okay, we found something in the meteor. A thingy.”
>You look to your friend, plain faced.
“... A thingy.”
>”Shut up, I don't know what it is! It's some sort of big monkey.”
>Wait a minute, it couldn't possibly be...
>”Except it doesn't have a lot of fur.”
>Impossible, there's no way a human could be here!
>”And it's wearing clothes.”
>It is, isn't it?!
>You rush to the meteor, wanting to see for yourself.
>Once you are at the edge, Applejack tries to stop you from entering.
“Out of my way! I need to see this thing, for science!”
>And to get some hot monkey dick.
>Jumping into the crater, you see Fluttershy petting the possible human on the head as he sits.
>”It's okay Mr. Anon, you're safe. Besides, at least you weren't hurt in the crash, right?”
>Did she just say Anon?
>”Y-Yeah, you're right... just... it was so scary, I didn't even realize it was happening until it was too late!”
>It is!
>It's the real Anon!
>And he is hugging Fluttershy, crying into her mane...
>That should be you.
>He is your husbando after all!
>”Shhh, shhh, just let it all out. I'm here for you.”
>That slut!
>Stepping towards the two, you clear your throat.
“So, is everything all right?”
>Anon sniffles, rubbing some tears away.
>”Who's this?”
>Fluttershy smiles, looking him in the eyes.
>”This is Twilight, she's the one we told you about. The one who might be able to get you home!”
>Anon smiles, eyes still wet.
>”R-Really?”
>This is it, your chance to win your husbando's heart.
>Stepping in front of him, you place a hoof on his lap.
>Gently rubbing his inner thigh, you smile back.
“Of course, I will do everything I can to help you get home.”
>Not really, you want him to stay here forever!
>Anon pulls your hoof off, he and Fluttershy giving you strange looks.
>”Oookay... thank you?”
>Flashing him a cheek to cheek grin, you lean in a bit.
“You're welcome!”
 
 
>Day Romanceable in Equestria.
>Smiling, you sniff Anon's dirty boxers one more time for luck.
>Everything has been going great for you ever since he arrived!
>He moved in with you while you -studied- for a way to get him home.
>You've done everything in your power to get him whatever he wants.
>Bacon, clothes, you've even snuck him some playcolts to help put the idea of having sex with a pony in his head.
>Now, it's finally happened!
>He said he wants to stay in Equestria.
>You did it!
>You've won your husbando's heart!
>Squealing, you cuddle the boxers as you decide how best to tell him that you love him.
>Hmmm, perhaps on the way back from Fluttershy's?
>You need to go pick him up soon, and the sooner you two are doing the horizontal monster mash, the better!
>Looking at your MLH merch one last time, you think you should wear something he'll like.
>Lingerie is too bold, and a dress is too subtle.
>Smiling, you rush to your closet and grab a miniskirt and a tight shirt.
>Humans like this stuff.
>You also make sure you have all the things you believe to turn Anon on in their rightful places.
>Gag, hoofcuffs, strap on, whip, swimsuit, and bacon.
>You know humans love bacon.
>Sighing happily, you head towards Fluttershy's cottage, blissfully in love.
>During the entirety of the walk, you can't help but begin to plan your wedding.
>From the dress to catering, vows to the invitations, you think of every little detail.
>Once you have nearly every detail set, you arrive just outside of Fluttershy's cottage.
>*Thump thump thump thump*
>Huh, that's weird.
>Pressing your ear to the door, you hear screams.
>Is Fluttershy beating Anon in there?!
>You try to pull the door open, to no avail.
>Her window!
>You know she always keeps it open.
>Creating some magic stairs, you gallop up them to just outside her window.
>As you are about to enter, you catch sight of the worst possible thing in the world.
>Anon is on top of Fluttershy as she lays back!
>Th-They are having sex, in the missionary position!
>That should be you underneath Anon!
>”AH! AH! AH! O-Oh MY! G-Give it to me Anon! M-More, more!”
>No!
>That should be you begging like a wanton slut!
>”F-Fluttershy, I love you! God, this feels so GOOD! Ponies are so much better than human women!”
>That should be you Anon says he loves!
>He leans forward, kissing Fluttershy as he pounds away at her slut parts.
>She grips her bed, squealing as she pulls her lips away.
>”A-Anon, I'm cumming! I'm cumming!”
>That should be you getting off to Anon's dick!
>”Me too, I'm cumming Flutershyyy!”
>That should be you cumming with Anon, romantically!
>As Anon and the slut finish, you see him stroke her cheek.
>He pants, smiling as beads of sweat fall from his body.
>”F-Fluttershy.”
>She simply lays back, like a whore.
>”Y-Yes Anon?”
>Your husbando leans in, kissing the bitch.
>”I love you Fluttershy. Thank you, for being there for me since day one.”
>You were there for Anon since day one!
>The yellow man stealer blushes, cuddling your human.
>”Oh, Anon, how could I just leave someone as sweet as you all alone? I-In fact... um... w-would you like to move in with me?”
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>Anon ponders for a moment before shaking his head.
>”I'd love too, but I owe Twilight too much... in fact, I think she has a crush on me.”
>You LOVE him!
>”The least I can do is pay her back for everything she's done for me.”
>Damn straight!
>Fluttershy looks down, pulling her lips to her side.
>”Maybe... a pity fuck? Then you can move in with me?”
>Wait a minute, what now?
>Anon smiles, cuddling Fluttershy
>”Yeah, sounds about right. She has been dropping some subtle hints that she wants to fuck. Who knows, maybe we could make it a threesome?”
>... You'll take it!
>Sneaking down the stairs, you make it seem like you were never there.
>After you are done covering your tracks, you rush back home to get ready.
>Tonight, you'll be
>Fucking Anon!
>... and possibly Fluttershy.
>Well, at least your strap on will go to good use.