renneText.png (20 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 20 KB Renne Quest LK !.LowKey5ME 05/23/12(Wed)21:20 No.2110594   [ ! ]       [In which ponies go on cruises and have bad dreams.     If you would like to get caught up, here is the previous thread http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Requested%20.rars/LK%20Boat%20Quest.7z     As a note, if you want something better examined, Renne can always take a closer look at things. She is an archaeologist, after all!]   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/23/12(Wed)21:22 No.2110620 [ ! ] >>2110694 >>2110711 s01_38.png (11 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 11 KB       >>2110594 (OP)     Good morning. You are thoroughly freaked-the-fuck out.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)21:25 No.2110678 [ ! ]       Haha, time for quest that goes until 6 AM   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)21:26 No.2110692 [ ! ]       Check if room has coffee pot, if not call room service   [ - ] Scrubbing Bubbles 05/23/12(Wed)21:26 No.2110694 [ ! ] >>2110894       >>2110620     Sleep in.       ITs a cruise after all   [ - ] Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 05/23/12(Wed)21:27 No.2110711 [ ! ] >>2110894       >>2110620     Find a phone and call mom and dad. What the shit was that?   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/23/12(Wed)21:38 No.2110894 [ ! ] >>2110911 >>2111072 >>2111337       >>2110694     You can't exactly fall asleep right now, you're a bundle of nerves.       >>2110711     You pick up the bedside phone and dial out to mom and dad. Damn the cost, you're on a free ride anyways.       Your father picks up.       "Hello, sweetie? How's the cruise!? You really need to come home with some sketches, never did get to go on one myself!"       You tell him that it's nice, and that you met some nice archaeologists headed for the same location as you.       "Oh yeah? Neato! Remnant, eh? I think I recall his name in a few books back home, actually, you should be honored! How's the weath-"       You cut him off and apologize, asking if he knows anything about the name 'Baldwin."       "Baldwin, huh? Sorry, sweetie, I don't know anything about that name. Why do you ask?"   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/23/12(Wed)21:38 No.2110911 [ ! ] >>2111096 s02_01.png (16 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 16 KB       >>2110894     [shit...]   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)21:46 No.2111072 [ ! ] >>2111328       >>2110894     Tell him it's nothing, we guess. Just a strange story we heard. It was pretty scary. Thought it might be something significant. How's mom?   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)21:47 No.2111092 [ ! ]       GET.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)21:47 No.2111096 [ ! ] >>2111141 >>2111328       >>2110911     Ask what Remnant is known for   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)21:49 No.2111141 [ ! ] >>2111328       >>2111096     This.   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/23/12(Wed)21:59 No.2111328 [ ! ] >>2111387 >>2111395 >>2111398 >>2111489 s02_02.png (17 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 17 KB       >>2111072     >>2111096     >>2111141     You brush it off, telling him not to worry about it, and that it was probably some... celebrity or something on the ship. You ask how mom is doing, and also about Remnant.       "Oh, your ma? She's doing just fine. Out at the university doing a bit of this and that, you know, busy work between digs. I'll give her your regards. Remnant? You don't know of him? He's one of the foremost griffin anthropologists. Like I said, you should feel honored that he's accompanying you on this dig! Though I heard he's a bit of a lush..."       You crack a smile at that statement, remembering him as merely a lump on the table for a good portion of the evening.       "But I should let you go, sweetie. You're on a cruise, you're supposed to have fun. So go out and have some! Love you, as always."   [ - ] Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 05/23/12(Wed)22:00 No.2111337 [ ! ]       >>2110894     Ask him to mail out some of our scarves. We really need them, so if we don't sign for them he should start dredging the seas for our body.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)22:00 No.2111339 [ ! ] >>2111361       I have to go to bed, which is a shame. Keep it up LK this thing seems really >fun   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/23/12(Wed)22:01 No.2111361 [ ! ]       >>2111339     [Thanks for coming, see ya later.]   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)22:03 No.2111387 [ ! ] >>2111669       >>2111328     There should be a leaflet on your door with the ship's daily itinerary, check it out to see what's happening today.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)22:03 No.2111395 [ ! ]       >>2111328     Let's got for the fancy breakfast.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)22:04 No.2111398 [ ! ] >>2111669       >>2111328     Love you too dad.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)22:09 No.2111489 [ ! ] >>2111511       >>2111328     Brush your mane and shit to prepare for a fun-filled day while listening to Downtown by Petula Clark   [ - ] Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 05/23/12(Wed)22:11 No.2111511 [ ! ] >>2111566 >>2112143       >>2111489     We need to at least take a shower. I'm sure we sweated up a storm.       Bring the lifevest. None of that drowning shit while we're in there.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)22:14 No.2111566 [ ! ] >>2111590 >>2112143       >>2111511     We are NOT wearing a lifevest everywhere around the ship. People will think we're crazy.   [ - ] Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 05/23/12(Wed)22:15 No.2111590 [ ! ] >>2111649 >>2112143       >>2111566     They won't see us in the shower attached to our room. That's prime drowning location.       I say take it.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)22:18 No.2111649 [ ! ] >>2111690 >>2112143       >>2111590     Seconded. What if we slip and fall?   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/23/12(Wed)22:19 No.2111669 [ ! ] >>2111687 s02_03.png (9 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 9 KB       >>2111387     >>2111398     "Love you too, dad."       You hang up and get out of bed, heading for the itinerary for the day.   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/23/12(Wed)22:20 No.2111687 [ ! ] >>2111728 >>2111762 >>2111768 >>2111790 s02_04.png (13 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 13 KB       >>2111669     Nothing too interesting to you, to be honest... And besides, you were supposed to meet Remnant and Saffron today to get a briefing of the new dig site.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)22:20 No.2111690 [ ! ]       >>2111649     We could end up hanging ourselves on the shower head, you know how dangerous "life vests" are.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)22:22 No.2111728 [ ! ] >>2112119       >>2111687     >jazzercising     >not interesting       Get your leotard on and hop over before all the spots are full   [ - ] Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 05/23/12(Wed)22:24 No.2111762 [ ! ] >>2111822 >>2112119 the cutest poni.jpg (90 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 90 KB       >>2111687     Ooo. Jazzercise is tempting... but we promised Saffron we'd go scarf shopping... and something about the dig. It's hard to remember over the temptation of picking up something that'll make as strong a first impression as nice clothes. Maybe a worthwhile saddle while we're there. Or a t-shirt. To remember the trip by. But at least one scarf. While we chat.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)22:24 No.2111768 [ ! ] >>2112143       >>2111687     Let's take a shower in our impossibly cramped shower then go and meet our new friends.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)22:25 No.2111790 [ ! ]       >>2111687     Put the itinerary in your inventory just in case.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)22:27 No.2111822 [ ! ] >>2111835       >>2111762     >t-shirt     >not a pretty dress   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)22:27 No.2111835 [ ! ] >>2111860 >>2111909       >>2111822     >not an ironic pretty dress t-shirt   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)22:28 No.2111860 [ ! ] >>2111868       >>2111835     Not slutting it up totally in the nude   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)22:29 No.2111868 [ ! ] >>2111881       >>2111860     >Forgot my greentext   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)22:29 No.2111881 [ ! ]       >>2111868     >not typing in pretty greentext   [ - ] Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 05/23/12(Wed)22:31 No.2111909 [ ! ] >>2111948       >>2111835     >Not an ironic pretty dress t-shirt scarf   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)22:33 No.2111943 [ ! ] >>2112004       >The ship gift shop is out of scarves   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)22:34 No.2111948 [ ! ]       >>2111909     >Not an ironic pretty dress t-shirt scarf with a lifejacket   [ - ] Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 05/23/12(Wed)22:36 No.2112004 [ ! ] 130254522794.png (145 KB, 640x360) iqdb google 145 KB       >>2111943   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/23/12(Wed)22:42 No.2112119 [ ! ] s02_05.png (13 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 13 KB       >>2111728     >>2111762     Jazzercising sounds like a bit too much for so early in the morning. Besides, you'd nearly miss it, you're sure. How long can one jazzercise for anyways? But you are certain of one thing, it has nothing to do with any insecurities about squeezing your butt into tightpants. None. You slip the itinerary in your saddlebags, along with the sheets of blank paper.   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/23/12(Wed)22:43 No.2112143 [ ! ] >>2112351 >>2112369 >>2112399 s02_06.png (19 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 19 KB       >>2111768     >>2111511     >>2111566     >>2111590     >>2111649     Before heading out, however, you take a shower in your rather-nicely-sized bathroom, making sure to be extra safe.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)22:47 No.2112242 [ ! ] >>2112364 The_life_and_death_of_poopy_br(...).png (253 KB, 1209x2000) iqdb google 253 KB       Someone else is doing an adventure thread?       Wow, this is much better than my shitty attempt   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)22:52 No.2112351 [ ! ] >>2112559 >>2112634       >>2112143     Dry off and head out. Don't forget room key   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)22:53 No.2112364 [ ! ]       >>2112242     What a shame, it would be cool if /mlp/ starts joining quests   [ - ] Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 05/23/12(Wed)22:54 No.2112369 [ ! ] >>2112559       >>2112143     Comb our mane all nice-like so that we fit in. If we have anything at all, even ear-rings to make us look like we belong here, let's wear them.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)22:55 No.2112399 [ ! ] >>2112634       >>2112143     When we leave, let's brandish a shovel to keep the monster from the dream away.   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/23/12(Wed)23:02 No.2112559 [ ! ] >>2112595 s02_07.png (13 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 13 KB       >>2112351     >>2112369     You do up your mane the best you can muster, not owning many beauty products save for a comb. That kinda stuff is too fancy.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)23:04 No.2112595 [ ! ] >>2112658 >>2112743       >>2112559     Time fore breakfast.   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/23/12(Wed)23:07 No.2112634 [ ! ] >>2112712 s02_08.png (16 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 16 KB       >>2112351     >>2112399     You put the room key in your saddlebags. You already have a spade and a Marshalltown trowel (sharpened) with you, so in case anyone anyone named Baldwin approaches you you can... poke them or something.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)23:08 No.2112658 [ ! ] >>2112743       >>2112595     Breakfast sounds good.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)23:11 No.2112712 [ ! ] >>2112722 >>2112743       >>2112634     Head to Remnant and Saffron's room, give it a gentle knock   [ - ] Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 05/23/12(Wed)23:12 No.2112722 [ ! ]       >>2112712     Are they even living together? If they are, I hope they don't wreck our dreams of lezzing out with Saffron.   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/23/12(Wed)23:13 No.2112743 [ ! ] >>2112814 >>2112844 s02_09.png (16 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 16 KB       >>2112595     >>2112658     >>2112712     Breakfast does sound good. After a brief look at the ship's map, you're fairly certain that you would much rather avoid fanciness at all cost and settle on the good old buffet. But perhaps a detour to Saffron and Remnant's room is in order.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)23:17 No.2112814 [ ! ] >>2112830 >>2112874 >>2113103       >>2112743     LK doesn't want us to pick fancy shit.       Clearly, we must pick fancy shit.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)23:17 No.2112830 [ ! ] >>2112874 >>2113103       >>2112814     agreed. Let's go check out dat fancy shit   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)23:18 No.2112844 [ ! ] >>2112874 >>2113071 >>2113103 >>2113475       >>2112743     At least look at the fancy shit.     Grab some food to take to Saffron and Remnant's room, they might want something.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)23:20 No.2112874 [ ! ] >>2112898       >>2112814     >>2112830     >>2112844       Noooooooooooo. If you see the fancy shit you'll just feel bad about not getting it, stick with the blissful ignorance of the buffet before we won't have any money left for decorative novelty scarves   [ - ] Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 05/23/12(Wed)23:22 No.2112898 [ ! ]       >>2112874     This nigga knows where it's at.       And can we really do fancy without our decorative novelty scarves? Fancy dinner's where it's at. After we go shopping   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)23:32 No.2113071 [ ! ] >>2113103 >>2113475       >>2112844     This.   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/23/12(Wed)23:34 No.2113103 [ ! ] >>2113115 >>2113172 >>2113225 >>2113273 s02_10.png (22 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 22 KB       >>2112814     >>2112830     >>2112844     >>2113071   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/23/12(Wed)23:35 No.2113115 [ ! ] >>2113169 >>2113172 >>2113390 s02_11.png (7 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 7 KB       >>2113103   [ - ] Leth !Leth/HQgHY 05/23/12(Wed)23:35 No.2113127 [ ! ] >>2113146 don't mind me.png (21 KB, 220x225) iqdb google 21 KB   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)23:36 No.2113146 [ ! ]       >>2113127     wut   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)23:37 No.2113169 [ ! ]       >>2113115     Kick the door down and cause a scene.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)23:37 No.2113172 [ ! ]       >>2113103     >>2113115     But what about those two people we were supposed to meet.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)23:39 No.2113225 [ ! ]       >>2113103     That's one classy door. Looks like we'll need an equally classy scarf before entering.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)23:40 No.2113244 [ ! ]       >>2113127 (Dead)     I always knew the marker was fancy   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)23:42 No.2113273 [ ! ] >>2113295 >>2113308       >>2113103     This looks out of our price range   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)23:43 No.2113295 [ ! ]       >>2113273     You've never been on a cruise before have you?   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)23:43 No.2113308 [ ! ] >>2113342       >>2113273     This settles it.     Spend all of our money to buy this door.       Not enough money? Become ship hooker.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)23:45 No.2113342 [ ! ]       >>2113308     this.   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/23/12(Wed)23:48 No.2113390 [ ! ] s02_12.png (16 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 16 KB       >>2113115     At least you said thank you. You hope that Saffron and Remnant like oats and fruit.   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/23/12(Wed)23:53 No.2113475 [ ! ] >>2113597 s02_13.png (11 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 11 KB       >>2112844     >>2113071   [ - ] Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)23:59 No.2113597 [ ! ] >>2113630       >>2113475     Renne read note   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/24/12(Thu)00:01 No.2113630 [ ! ] >>2113679 >>2113681 >>2113683 s02_14.png (17 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 17 KB       >>2113597   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)00:03 No.2113679 [ ! ] >>2113759       >>2113630     Let's look for Remnant. Better to talk to him now lest he run off and drink again.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)00:03 No.2113681 [ ! ]       >>2113630     Well that's unfortunate.     I guess we'll just have to eat all this ourselves.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)00:03 No.2113683 [ ! ] >>2113759       >>2113630     That's you're cue to do whatever the fuck you'd like. Let's head to the buffet and hit on some mares. See if we got game.   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/24/12(Thu)00:07 No.2113759 [ ! ] >>2113826 >>2113834 >>2113848 >>2113960 >>2114071 s02_15.png (13 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 13 KB       >>2113679     >>2113683     But where? There's so many places.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)00:10 No.2113826 [ ! ] >>2114142       >>2113759     Let's check the observation desk on the bow.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)00:11 No.2113834 [ ! ]       >>2113759     ehh.. lets go to that green blob all the way to the left.       Find the cutest, dumbest looking mare we can and buy her a drink.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)00:11 No.2113848 [ ! ]       >>2113759     Shops.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)00:17 No.2113960 [ ! ]       >>2113759     Observation one the top deck.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)00:23 No.2114071 [ ! ] >>2114142       >>2113759     Let's see the observation deck and see how the day looks   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/24/12(Thu)00:27 No.2114142 [ ! ] >>2114189 >>2114195 >>2114197 s02_16.png (11 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 11 KB       >>2113826     >>2114071     You take the long trek to the bow of the ship and walk out into the brisk ocean air. The sky is almost perfectly clear, and you can smell the salt on the ocean salt on the breeze. There are a few ponies out on deck, and one griffon, but you don't see a wispy grey mane or a ratty blazer in sight.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)00:29 No.2114189 [ ! ] >>2114441       >>2114142     ask that griffon whats up, and what's on her mind. Offer her some of them goodies we got from fancy place   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)00:29 No.2114195 [ ! ] >>2114441       >>2114142     Check out the gryphon.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)00:29 No.2114196 [ ! ]       Let's go check the deck on the stern   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)00:29 No.2114197 [ ! ]       >>2114142     Spycheck the griffon with the spade.   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/24/12(Thu)00:47 No.2114441 [ ! ] >>2114472 >>2114484 s02_17.png (15 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 15 KB       >>2114189     >>2114195     You trot over to the griffin and look over the railing to see what he's looking at. Open ocean. You decide to try and talk to him. Hello!       "Oh. Hi there."       You ask him what's up, he looks kinda bummed.       "Ah, well... apparently the old lady gets seasickness. I've tried to help, but she just chased me off, said she felt miserable."       You tell him that you're sorry, and ask if he'd seen Remnant.       "A stallion with a blazer? Yeah. He was out here a bit ago, looking out at the ocean. Muttered to himself that it was too cold and went back inside, though."       You thank him and smile, and offer him some of the fancy fruit that you have, stating that it is indeed very fancy.       "Uh... no thanks."   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)00:49 No.2114472 [ ! ] >>2114703       >>2114441     How can he not want the fancy fruit? Very suspicious. Keep an eye open for griffons in the future.       Munch the remaining fancy foodstuffs and head over to the shops   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)00:50 No.2114484 [ ! ] >>2114703       >>2114441     Munch on our fruit as we head to the shops.   [ - ] lus 05/24/12(Thu)01:01 No.2114668 [ ! ]       head over to the shops and see if we can find any pretty young mares to hit on   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/24/12(Thu)01:03 No.2114703 [ ! ] >>2114800 >>2114992 >>2115014 >>2116194 s02_18.png (13 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 13 KB       >>2114472     >>2114484     You munch on the remainder of the fancy fruit as you bid him goodbye. His loss! It's delicious. The shops are on the way to the observation lounge at the stern, anyways, so hopefully you can pick up Saffron there to go chase down Remnant.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)01:10 No.2114800 [ ! ] >>2115057       >>2114703     Check purse. How many bits do we have?   [ - ] Lust 05/24/12(Thu)01:13 No.2114849 [ ! ]       Hit on the closest mare we can find. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)01:21 No.2114992 [ ! ] >>2115057       >>2114703     Let's find the scarf shop and let nothing distract us from our quest.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)01:22 No.2115005 [ ! ] >>2115016 >>2115067       I think he's asleep.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)01:23 No.2115014 [ ! ] >>2115057       >>2114703     Do a morality check to see if you can bring yourself to shoplift.   [ - ] Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 05/24/12(Thu)01:23 No.2115016 [ ! ]       >>2115005     Nope.   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/24/12(Thu)01:26 No.2115057 [ ! ] >>2115077 >>2115085 >>2115098 >>2115110 >>2115153 >>2115177 s02_19.png (12 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 12 KB       >>2114992     >>2114800     Oh wow, there's quite a few shops here. On this stretch you can see a... Fashion store, a candy shop, and a booze shop. There is a lot of noise coming from the area, but it is entirely flowing from the doors of all the shops.       >>2115014     >>2114800     Shoplifting? Now that's just wrong. Besides, you're on a full-paid trip from the university, remember? You've a tab in your name and nothing else. You're sure that the university wouldn't mind just one fancy meal or fancy scarf.   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/24/12(Thu)01:27 No.2115067 [ ! ]       >>2115005     [If I were even close to being asleep I'd close the quest for the night. Any delays are usually drawing related]   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)01:28 No.2115077 [ ! ] >>2115308       >>2115057     Let's find a fancy scarf.   [ - ] Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 05/24/12(Thu)01:28 No.2115085 [ ! ] >>2115308       >>2115057     Get some candy. So much that you can't carry it all. And find Saffron, she knows more about fancy scarves.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)01:30 No.2115098 [ ! ]       >>2115057     Take a quick peak in the booze shop before we splurge. If what'shisname's in there, try to keep an eye on him   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)01:31 No.2115110 [ ! ] >>2115308       >>2115057     Let's get us a scarf first. You know, to boost our charisma.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)01:34 No.2115153 [ ! ]       >>2115057     ACQUIRE THE BOOZE. ALL OF IT.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)01:36 No.2115177 [ ! ] >>2115308       >>2115057       Let's hurry up and find Saffron. We dont really know what we need in the way of items right now.   [ - ] Lust 05/24/12(Thu)01:40 No.2115237 [ ! ] >>2115278       Look around, find a mare, then inform her about her fine plank.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)01:43 No.2115278 [ ! ] >>2115285       >>2115237     >fine plank     smok'in hot plank...   [ - ] Lust 05/24/12(Thu)01:44 No.2115285 [ ! ]       >>2115278     woops. Meant flank.       flank plank flank plank plank flank ratchet and clank..     Damn I'm tired.       and ignored >:[   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/24/12(Thu)01:46 No.2115308 [ ! ] >>2115341 >>2115347 >>2115493 >>2115495 >>2115509 s02_20.png (12 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 12 KB       >>2115077     >>2115085     >>2115110     >>2115177     Bingo! Looks like you weren't the only one looking for scarves.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)01:48 No.2115341 [ ! ] >>2115563       >>2115308     Greet her and look for scarves together.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)01:48 No.2115347 [ ! ] >>2115367 >>2115563       >>2115308     Let's greet her in a subtle, non-awkwardly hyper way. Just casually say hello and ask for recommendations for a scarf. Casually.   [ - ] Lust 05/24/12(Thu)01:50 No.2115367 [ ! ] >>2115383 >>2115390 >>2115393       >>2115347     Fuck that noise. Be as awkward and creepy as possible, and then ask her something that makes her feel violated, and then continue talking like you never brought it up.   [ - ] Gluttony 05/24/12(Thu)01:50 No.2115383 [ ! ] >>2115433       >>2115367     Eat her.     Eat all the scarves.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)01:51 No.2115390 [ ! ]       >>2115367     Let's just hope she likes spaghetti.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)01:51 No.2115393 [ ! ] >>2115563       >>2115367     This.     Breathe on her neck as often as possible. Heavily.   [ - ] Lust 05/24/12(Thu)01:54 No.2115433 [ ! ]       >>2115383     Shut up, we don't need to eat.       However... I think we can work together here and eat her out.       Casually offer cunnilingus. So has it been demanded.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)01:58 No.2115493 [ ! ]       >>2115308     Take all the scarves in the store, all the while staring at the other customer. Leave without paying.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)01:59 No.2115495 [ ! ] >>2115510 >>2115514       >>2115308     Be normal and don't let this turn into a shipping quest.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)02:00 No.2115509 [ ! ]       >>2115308     Try on some scarfs and ask her how they look... maybe several at a time...   [ - ] Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 05/24/12(Thu)02:00 No.2115510 [ ! ]       >>2115495     I like you, guy. I do.       This guy's thing is the thing. Let's strike up a conversation about what kind of scarves she likes, and what she thinks would look good on us.   [ - ] Lust 05/24/12(Thu)02:00 No.2115514 [ ! ] >>2115523       >>2115495     Take you and your labels and bring them somewhere else.       Ponies gotta get laid somehow.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)02:01 No.2115523 [ ! ] >>2115539       >>2115514     Are you the same fucker that wants me to vote for cuddles in Rusty quest?   [ - ] Lust 05/24/12(Thu)02:02 No.2115539 [ ! ]       >>2115523     The last quest I attended was Photography is Magic. Never heard of Rustys quest.   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/24/12(Thu)02:05 No.2115563 [ ! ] >>2115583 >>2115592 >>2115594 >>2115818 s02_21.png (12 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 12 KB       >>2115341     >>2115347     >>2115393     You walk up and greet your acquaintance from the previous night. Saffron is a bit surprised to see you, but she smiles warmly.       "Hello, Ren! I hope you had a nice night. I was just here, looking at some scarves... Did you manage to find Remnant?"       You gloss over the comment about your night with a nervous smile and mention that no, you had not found Remnant yet, and that you checked on the bow observation deck earlier.       "Hmm, shame, I thought he would stay in one place. Well, I'm sure we can both go find him rather easily, a stallion in a horrible coat with an obsession over alcohol and dirt shouldn't be that hard to track down."       You nod in agreement and ask Saffron how her morning has been.       "Oh, just... looked at some scarves."       All day?       "...yes."   [ - ] Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 05/24/12(Thu)02:07 No.2115583 [ ! ] >>2115797 >>2115818       >>2115563     Good! Maybe she's seen some that will go well with our coat? We're trying to find something fancy so that we can look fancy on a fancy cruise.   [ - ] Lust 05/24/12(Thu)02:08 No.2115592 [ ! ]       >>2115563     Ask her if she'd like to go back to your room and play some "games" while you wait for Remnant to show up.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)02:08 No.2115594 [ ! ]       >>2115563     (X) Doubt   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)02:26 No.2115797 [ ! ] >>2115818       >>2115583     This.   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/24/12(Thu)02:28 No.2115818 [ ! ] >>2115838 >>2115852 s02_22.png (15 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 15 KB       >>2115583     >>2115797     >>2115563     You tell her that as much as you would like to shop for scarves with her, you're very eager to learn more about the dig site. Saffron looks a bit downtrodden, but you tell her that there's an entire time spent on the cruise to shop for scarves, and she perks up a bit.       "Yeah, you're right, we really should go look for Remnant. I promise, though, that we will go scarf shopping together after we're through."       You smile and nod saying that you've already checked the bow observation deck, and that a griffon there told you Remnant complained of the cold and went inside.       "Well then, that would really only put him in two places. Hopefully he's not where I think he is, and went to the lounge instead of the bar."   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)02:30 No.2115838 [ ! ] >>2116282       >>2115818     Let's check the bar.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)02:32 No.2115852 [ ! ] >>2116282       >>2115818     Check the bar, never give an alcoholic the benefit of the doubt.   [ - ] Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 05/24/12(Thu)02:44 No.2116004 [ ! ]       [LK's in time-out at the moment I think. He'll be back with us soon enough/]   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)02:53 No.2116103 [ ! ]       safety bump   [ - ] Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 05/24/12(Thu)02:54 No.2116114 [ ! ] 830px-Rarity0_S01E01.png (198 KB, 830x467) iqdb google 198 KB       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHOBw6XwqRo   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)03:02 No.2116194 [ ! ]       >>2114703     The d'awwage is maximum!   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/24/12(Thu)03:11 No.2116282 [ ! ] >>2116391 >>2116413 >>2116423 s02_23.png (17 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 17 KB       >>2115838     >>2115852     The both of you walk into the bar, and you spot Remnant sitting at the bar with a glass in front of him. Saffron's anger is palpable as the two of you walk up to him.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)03:20 No.2116391 [ ! ] >>2116485       >>2116282     Ask him if he is too drunk to speak yet.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)03:22 No.2116413 [ ! ] >>2116485       >>2116282     Let Saffron start off, it isn't our place.   [ - ] Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 05/24/12(Thu)03:22 No.2116423 [ ! ] >>2116485 130254306128.png (178 KB, 640x360) iqdb google 178 KB       >>2116282     Ask him if he's gonna finish that while Saffron berates him. I'm not sure if the drinks are free on cruises, but this one should be on him, before it's all over him.   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/24/12(Thu)03:28 No.2116485 [ ! ] >>2116502 >>2116509 s02_24.png (19 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 19 KB       >>2116391     >>2116413     >>2116423     You slowly follow behind Saffron as she approaches Remnant. He sees her and is about to speak before she slams her paw down on the bar.       "YOU PROMISED!"       "S-Saffron-"       "Don't you talk! You said that were you to do ANYTHING today, you would NOT drink! I told you that we were meeting someone very important and didn't need you drooling all over a table!"       "Saffron it's-"       "It's WHAT?!"   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)03:29 No.2116502 [ ! ] >>2116535       >>2116485     "Water?"   [ - ] Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 05/24/12(Thu)03:30 No.2116509 [ ! ] >>2116535       >>2116485     Diet coke?   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/24/12(Thu)03:33 No.2116535 [ ! ] >>2116550 >>2116809 s02_25.png (8 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 8 KB       >>2116502     >>2116509     "water..."       A bunch of awkward, non-fancy looks are exchanged throughout the bar, as you walk up behind a stunned and embarrassed Saffron.   [ - ] Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 05/24/12(Thu)03:35 No.2116550 [ ! ]       >>2116535     Now's our chance.     Lean in and as quietly as we can...       "You gonna finish that?"   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/24/12(Thu)03:57 No.2116809 [ ! ] >>2116838 >>2116845 >>2116850 s02_26.png (16 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 16 KB       >>2116535     You take this opportunity to slide right into the situation in the least awkward way that you can. You start to introduce yourself.       "Ms. Crux? Yes, Saffron has told me about you. I am always more coherent than she takes me for. I apologize that we had to meet under such... conditions, but I am pleased to meet you nonetheless."       You nod enthusiastically, eager to meet your soon-to-be fellow archaeologists on an exciting new dig. You start to blab, but restrain yourself, trying not to smother him with too much at one time.       "It is fine, Ms. Crux, I am here to answer questions. What is it you would like to know?"   [ - ] Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 05/24/12(Thu)04:00 No.2116838 [ ! ] >>2117082       >>2116809     You gonna finish that?   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)04:00 No.2116845 [ ! ] >>2117082       >>2116809     God damn we're cute as fuck.       obviously we need to know about the dig site.     What civilization was it, how old is it, are we the first there, what's the surrounding area like, is it inhabited, are we going to have to deal with traps, will there be nazis do we get a whip?   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)04:01 No.2116850 [ ! ] >>2117082       >>2116809       What does he know about evil spooky dreams?   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/24/12(Thu)04:25 No.2117082 [ ! ] >>2117100 s02_27.png (16 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 16 KB       >>2116845     >>2116838     >What civilization was it, how old is it, are we the first there, what's the surrounding area like, is it inhabited, are we going to have to deal with traps, will there be nazis do we get a whip?       "It's an ancient diamond dog city, very well preserved unlike anything we have ever seen before. It is on a remote island off the shore of the main continent. We are at the moment unsure of how the structures were built, as the stones used to make the buildings are reported to have come off the mainland, and are very large in size. The island itself is deserted to this day, and is primarily a desert. As for traps and... not-sees? I am unsure. And why would you want a whip?"       >>2116850     "Spooky dreams? I would like to know more, if you don't mind."   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)04:27 No.2117100 [ ! ] >>2117227       >>2117082     Describe our dream.   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/24/12(Thu)04:38 No.2117227 [ ! ] >>2117279 s02_28.png (15 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 15 KB       >>2117100     You start to describe it, though as the words flow from your mouth, your memory begins to get hazy.       I'm... I'm a unicorn. And it's dark, very dark. I try to speak, but my voice does not come. A booming voice comes from the darkness, telling me to wake up. My eyes open on their own, and the darkness is still there.       My head hurts       The voice booms again, asking me for my name. I am afraid, the voice is demanding. I open my mouth to speak, and yell.       REN. I yell. I say that my name is Ren. My throat is dry, and the sound that comes out is unfamilar.   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/24/12(Thu)04:43 No.2117279 [ ! ] >>2117390 s02_29.png (19 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 19 KB       >>2117227     Again, the voice asks me for my name, the voice shaking me to my core. I open my mouth again.       My head hurts....       My voice, raspy in my throat. BALDWIN, I cry. I yell it again. Then... then it is quiet. This name seems to fit this voice, though.       The darkness responds again, this time asking me if I know why I am here. I do not know where 'here' is, nor the reason why, but I respond... yes. One last time the voice asks me... asks me if I am ready. No longer in control of myself, my mouth opens and I reply once more... yes.   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/24/12(Thu)04:53 No.2117390 [ ! ] >>2117427 >>2117429 s02_30.png (12 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 12 KB       >>2117279     "That is... indeed rather spooky, Ms. Crux. Have you ever met anyone before in your life with the name of Baldwin? Did you see your own face? Or perhaps the booming voice of the darkness, does that in any way sound familiar to you?"       "Ms. Crux?"   [ - ] Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 05/24/12(Thu)04:56 No.2117427 [ ! ]       >>2117390     Look back at him with dead eyes.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)04:56 No.2117429 [ ! ] >>2117483       >>2117390     Answer his questions, then get a drink.     Its free, might as well take advantage of it.     Pick something expensive and fancy to wash down that fancy fruit.   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/24/12(Thu)05:00 No.2117483 [ ! ] >>2117542 s02_31.png (13 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 13 KB       >>2117429     Yo?ur head hurts...       No. No... None of it is familiar.       You ask for the drink menu.   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)05:04 No.2117542 [ ! ] >>2117607 >>2117629 >>2117668       >>2117483     Christ we're adorable. Get us some fucking scotch.   [ - ] Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 05/24/12(Thu)05:09 No.2117607 [ ! ]       >>2117542     Scotch? That's not how you spell Whiskey.   [ - ] Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 05/24/12(Thu)05:10 No.2117629 [ ! ]       >>2117542     Scotch? That's not how you spell fine Kentucky Bourbon.       That'll be our name. Kentucky Crux.       Let's celebrate by getting fucked up.   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/24/12(Thu)05:13 No.2117668 [ ! ] >>2117700 >>2117710 s02_32.png (8 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 8 KB       >>2117542     >>2117607 (Dead)     You look at the menu, but cannot make out any words. There is a pounding in your head. You point at a selection and mumble to the bartender. Both Remnant and Saffron look over to you with concern.       "Ren, are you... "       "Ms. Crux?"   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)05:15 No.2117700 [ ! ] >>2117902       >>2117668     I'm sure it would be fine if we just lay our head down for a second.   [ - ] Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 05/24/12(Thu)05:16 No.2117710 [ ! ]       >>2117668     Let's go apeshit on them. Fuck these guys. Get mad!   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/24/12(Thu)05:29 No.2117902 [ ! ] >>2118102 s02_33.png (28 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 28 KB       >>2117700     Lay your head down for a second...       Your head.       Your he?ad.   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/24/12(Thu)05:47 No.2118102 [ ! ] s02_34.png (43 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 43 KB       >>2117902     Your head.       Hurts.       Your head ?urts.       HURTS.   [ - ] LK !.LowKey5ME 05/24/12(Thu)05:48 No.2118123 [ ! ] renne.png (12 KB, 700x700) iqdb google 12 KB       [Ending it for tonight. Thanks to everyone that stuck around, sorry for the slowdown.]   [ - ] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)05:51 No.2118152 [ ! ] >>2118181       21:20     05:48     6 hours and 28 minutes.     Worth it   [ - ] LK 05/24/12(Thu)05:55 No.2118181 [ ! ]       >>2118152     Thanks. I felt this one was weaker, though. Things will be better next week, I promise.