It was another beautiful day in Ponyville. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping and for once Rainbowdash actually got her job done on time as there wasn't a cloud in sight. Yes, it was indeed a picture perfect day. Especially for delivering mail. Which brings us to everyone's favorite mail-pony, Derpy Hooves. Derpy had been delivering mail all day and she was tired so she stuck a dildo up her ass and covered it in sharts and then she died the end
 
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