"W-Where am I?"
>you look around and can barely see anything
>you are still dizzy as fuck and can't seem to figure out where the hell you are
>you are on a dirt road and laying next to a signpost
>you ready the sign which says
"P-Pony... Ville..."
>you rub your eyes and read it again
"No... what kind of place is this?"
>you decide to head into the town nearby slowly
>you see a small pony walk by and instantly take cover against a smallish building
"What the fuck?"
>you look around the corner and see more ponies walking around and chatting
>your mouth drops
"This is a dream... this has to be a dream!"
>"It's no dream that's for sure!"
>you pause
>Slowly turning around you spot the talking pink pony that spoke to you
>you don't say a word while she smiles at you
>"You're a strange thing... i haven't seen your kind around here before!"
>you still don't speak
>rubbing your eyes and looking at her again you pinch yourself
>"What are you doing?"
 
>Begin to burst into laughter
>She joins in with you
"This isn't real, any second now i'll wake up"
>"No silly, this is real"
>She laughs at you again
>Deciding this isn't going any where you run
>"I'll see you at the sun celebration event!?"
>Ignoring her you continuing running among buildings using stealth as your advantage
>you see a large crowd of ponies gathering.
>decide to investigate and get a little too close
>the pink pony is back and is behind you
>"Why you spying on the princess?"
>letting out a loud yell in fear you jump out of hiding where everyone spots you
>they go silent and the Princess just stares at you
>bite your lip and freeze in panic.
>you begin to black because you're a pussy.
>two hours pass and you're in Twilight's library
>looking around you see the white Alicorn with a small purple Unicorn
>you notice you aren't in chains or anything but you don't want to move in case they try anything.
"L-Listen... what do you want from me!"
>"That's what we came to find out."
>Twilight spoke
>Celestia nodded to her
>"Why were you spying on us... and what are you?"
 
>You don't know how to respond
>thinking this may still be a dream you decide to fuck around
"I came here because i find you all so sexy..."
>Twilight's horn glows and you feel a sudden shock pass through your body
"Ahhh, bitch!"
>she smiles
>"i'll ask again, why you here and what are you?"
"Okay okay!"
>still decide to fuck around with them
"I come from Earth..."
>"And?"
>laughing out loud randomly you continue
"I came to warn you about a human invasion"
>you start laughing louder
>she shakes her head and shocks you again
"F-Fuck alright!"
>"I'll ask one more time... Who are you?"
 
"Fine..."
>she nods with a smug look
"My name is Lauren Faust!"
>She sighs
"I'm your creator!!!!"
>Another much painful wave hits you
>you laugh out the pain
"Okay..."
>You are still laughing like a psycho
"I'm YOUR MUM!"
>She gets pissed and this time you get hit with a powerful wave of magic
"YESS!!! Oh god it feels good!"
>"Princess he isn't going to talk..."
>The princess just shakes her head
>"He will... he thinks this is a dream still"
>you don't stop laughing.
"Another shock please, it's my fetish!"
>"No..."
>You punch her in the face and she get's real mad now
"You fucking mad bro!"
>She fires a huge wave again and you cover your face at it's size
"Oh shi-"
>you black out again.
>Waking up again you are now binded
>"Please... this isn't a dream... we won't hurt you."
"I don't even know how i got here myself.."
>"What?"
"I suddenly woke up outside this town... and hey look, i'm here!"
>"Odd... this sort of thing doesn't happen for no reason..."
>Twilight turns back to the princess.
>"Well if you are now telling the truth... what do you want?"
 
"One last shock please..."
>"Are you serous?"
>You nod and grin at her
>she rolls her eyes and fires again
>you blank out yet again.
>you seem to be in a dream now
>seeing the edge of reality you decide to take a piss on it
>see a huge god like monster appear
>realize you just pissed on it
"Oh fuck..."
>it smashes you into a pancake with one fist
>wake up again this time not chained up or anything
>you see that Twilight bitch but two others as well
>see AJ and Fluttershy
>"Fluttershy you're good with animals?"
>"I don't know Twilight...
>looking to the yellow thing she makes you feel warm and fuzzy by just looking at her.
 
>You can't help it, you have to cuddle it
>getting up they all take a step back
>you walk towards the yellow thing with open arms
>you cuddle her and she is so soft and warm
>"What... the..."
>AJ sounded confused as fuck
>"Oh my... his gentle..."
>hearing her voice you melt inside
>you let go of her and she smiles at you
>that adorable little smile melts you
>"Fluttershy... how did you do that!?"
>Twilight was jelly.
>"Do what... i didn't do anything!"
>"He's... being nice to you... he's horrible to me!"
>looking back to Twilight you stick your tongue out a her
>AJ laughs at your childish act
>"See!!"
>turn back to Fluttershy
"Hi... i'm anon"
>"Oh my he's so kind too..."
>"You gotta be kidding me..."
>"My name is fluttershy... what are you?"
 
"I don't remember..."
>"Oh no... that's terrible!"
"Yeah... you is the strong pony?"
>"I'm applejack, pleased to meet you!"
>shake her hoof like a gentlemen hand shake.
"Who is the ugly one?"
>"HEY!!"
>"That's twilight... She isn't mean all the time"
"Pff"
>"Fluttershy i'm gonna kill him!"
>"Oh you can't... he's so sweet!"
>she nuzzles on your side and you just melt into a puddle of Gak and smile
>"Fluttershy... please tell me how you are doing this."
>"I'm just good with animals too"
"Wait... animal?"
>"yes... what type of animal are you."
"I'm a Human..."
>"Oh that's nice, how come i haven't seen your kind before."
"Because i just got here... i have no idea how though...
>"Fluttershy... i'm begging you are you tricking me for any reason!"
>Twilight takes a step forward and you turn to her"
"Don't Touch me you filthy casual!"
>She steps back again.
>"I'm not playing... this is just stupid!"
>Twilight was real jelly.
>"Anon, can i ask you not to be rude to Twilight, Pretty please!"
 
>You look back at Twilight
>she tries to smile at you and you give her an evil look
"Nope!"
>"Oh come on..."
>you are struggling against Fluttershys voice.
"Not... happening..."
>sweating like a madman
>"... please..."
>she blinks at you repetitively
"HNNNNNG!"
>"What's wrong...?"
"Nothing..."
>"so will you do it?"
"Hmm... only if she say's sorry!"
>"What..."
>Twilight looked crossed.
"She was mean to me!"
>"Oh dear..."
"She shocked me over and over before!"
>"Twilight!"
>"Oh come on he punched me!"
"You deserved it!"
>"I'll give you another if you don't shut it!"
>Run behind Fluttershy as she gives Twilight a disappointed look
>"Say your sorry Twilight..."
>"Are you kidding..."
>Fluttershy shook her head
>"Fine!"
>You cross your arms like a child not getting what it wants at the mall
>"I'm sorry..."
 
"okay!"
>"Finally"
"only!"
>"What...?"
"If you kiss me..."
>"No!"
>"Twilight!"
>"Okay fine!"
"On... the lips..."
>you blow a kiss at her.
>"Not doing it!"
>Fluttershy shakes her head
>"Come on Twilight, just a quick one."
>you lick your lips and make yourself look as disgusting as possible
>"Oh come on he's doing that on purpose!"
>"Twilight!"
>"OKAY!!"
>She slowly steps up to you while you give her a grin
>"Don't get any ideas!"
>You wink
>She approaches your face and closes her eyes
>you go in for the kiss and get her directly
>you through your tongue into her mouth and she opens her eyes and breaks out of it instantly.
>"DISGUSTING!"
>You like your lips
"Okay, i accept."
>"Fluttershy, you happy now!"
>Twilight spits on the floor getting your taste out of her mouth.
>"Yes.... you to will be great friends!"
>you both look at each other and then scoff
>"I hope..."
>"Anyways... let's here some things about Anon, i bet his got a interesting story to tell?"
>AJ sounded a little excited to hear about your past.
 
"Where do i begin!"
>they all sit around you as you are about to tell them your past
>clearing your throat you make up something.
"My world... oh thou old world...
>"What..."
>"Shh!"
"The grass was green, the sky was blue, the sun shined brightly on my face!"
>"Is he really doing this..."
"The world was peaceful, well, after i escaped the prison that is!"
>"Prison?"
"Why yes my dears, i was captured, and used as a experiment!"
>"How awful!"
"But alas... i escaped... and then i came to your world after i killed them all..."
>"..,"
"They planted a deadly virus in me... if you touch any of my body fluids it will pass... luckily i am immune but... oh my... Dear Twilight we just kissed..."
>"No"
"But if we were to touch again... it will leave your body... this very second my viruis is spreading around your body!"
>"No"
"a simple kiss would cure you!"
>"I'm not fooling for it."
"This is why you are never invited to parties isn''t it!"
>you scream at her
"you know i was a pimp before."
>"Fluttershy please tell me you don't..."
>Fluttershy looked sad at Twilight.
>"You better kiss him again... or you'll die Twilight!"
>"HE'S LYING!"
"Fuck off am i!"
>"I'm out of here!"
>She storms off leaving you and the other two behind
>"Oh my... i think you upset her a bit to much Anon."
>You feel like a dick but she deserved it
>"I say you say sorry to her Anon... and no stupid lies or misbehavior!"
 
"If you'll excuse me i'm off bowling!"
>"What..."
"Toodles!"
>running off you leave them behind and make your way to the bowling alley
>few minutes pass and you've ended up in the middle of a forest
"How the fuck did this happen..."
>>looking down you spot some mushrooms.
>an evil grin shows up on your face as you get a brilliant plan
>you pick them and begin to grind them into a powder.
>you head back into the town and bump into the pink pony
"Hello, sorry for being rude but do you know someone called Twilight?"
>"Of course!
"Great!"
>"Want me to get her!"
"N-No... put this into her drink without her knowing..."
>"How come!?"
"It's a prank... it will make her do really silly things... don't tell her!"
>"OH OH sounds fun, i'l be right back!"
"Great!"
>few minutes pass and Pinkie returns
>"I DID IT!"
"Great great!"
>you leave pinkie alone and say goodbye
>check up on Twilight and see how it is working.
>Twilight looks ill as fuck
>"Oh... i feel so bad"
>you tap on her window and she spots you
>"Oh come on..."
"Listen i have something to tell you!"
>"Okay... fine..."
>she slowly opens her door
"It;s my virus... i wasn't lying!"
>"I can't believe i'm saying this... but i think you are right..."
"See... i'l give you a decent kiss, i didn't mean for you to get hurt."
>"Okay, let's get this over with."
>she goes in for another and you decide to give her a passionate kiss
>you stay locked for about ten seconds before she pulls
>"Why do i feel so ill still..."
"It will wear off soon... you know... i didn't mean what i said..."
>"You're telling me this now..."
"I'm sorry..."
>"Okay... i forgive you, for saving my life and all."
"Thanks... by the way..."
>"What..."
"I lied! Thanks for the kiss!"
>You run of at the speed of sound while Twilights face goes red
>"I'm going to kill him."
>While running you don't look where you are going and bump into AJ again.
>"Oh pardon me Anon, Ah didn't see you their... what ah you running for?"
 
"I pranked Twilight... she's trying to kill me!"
>"Anon, i thought you was going to say sorry..."
"About that..."
>"What?"
"I did... but i couldn't resist... anyways"
>"Huh?
"Do you have any jobs for me?"
>"What...?"
"I could hide at your farm and work for you... i'm energetic enough!"
>"Okay fine... i never turn down a good worker"
"Thanks!"
>following her to the farm she sets you off instantly to get some apples
>Now just collect as many as you can and i'll come out when your time is done.
"Sounds easy enough!"
>she leaves you and you look at the trees
"Fuck me..."
>you begin and start picking easily
>slow as fuck though
"Gotta be a faster way..."
>you think of something to use to speed the process up.
 
>continue work as normal
>you stop and pause
>you remember you saw mushrooms like that before
"Oh fuck..."
>you run to AJ
"I have to go, i just made a huge mistake!"
>"What did you do the the apples!"
"Not the apples!"
>"Than what to..."
"Twilight!"
>"What about her?"
"I'm sorry i have to go quickly!"
>You run back to Twilights
"Shit shit shit shit"
>you slam on her door begging for her to answer
>She slowly opens the door looks like she is about to die.
"Fuck i;m so sorry.... i didn't know i swear!"
>"GO away..."
"No you're going to die and i'm not joking!"
>"You're not getting another kiss out of me"
"I don't care about that, i'm serious!"
>"What..."
"Listen, i'l be right back with a real cure!"
>"I swear..."
>she begins coughing and blood comes up
>"Anon... you're not joking are you."
>you already left the scene like a madman
>You enter the forest again
"Blue flower, red thorns!"
>you find them and pick them
>you rush back to Twilight
"Twilight you still alive!"
>She is siting on her couch with a bucket, puking in it.
"Thank god..."
>you being to grind the flower and give it to her
"Look, i'm really sorry... i thought it would be a good prank... but..."
>"It's fine..."
"It;s not, i nearly killed you... i'm... an ass"
>"You came back and saved me tho... i forgive you."
"So does this mean..."
>she sighs
>"Yes, we can be friends..."
 
>"Thanks anon, i feel better already."
>you smile at her.
"It's what friends do."
>she smiles at you
"So... would you kiss me again?"
>she sighs and giggles at you
>"Maybe later, i'm in a mess right now
"Of course, i gotta go... helping AJ"
>you hug her and leave.
>back at the farm
>"So, what happened with Twi?"
"I fixed it... just in time..."
>"That's good"
 
>Few hours pass
>you have constructed a huge harvester some how
>harvested every apple in sight and AJ comes out
>she pauses in shock
>"W-Whoa"
"I know, good isn't it!"
>"This is incredible!"
>you stay smug
>"Thanks anon... how can i repay ya?"
"Oh it's nothing... i'l be off!"
>"Well... thanks again!"
>you leave her and decide to visit Twilight again.
>You arrive and see she has gotten a lot better
"Twi?"
>"Oh Anon... come in!"
"Okay?"
>you walk in and see her studying.
"Wasn't you ill a second ago?
>"Was... now i can continue my studies!"
"mmhmm"
>"Anyways i'd like to thank you again for saving my live!"
 
"I have one way you can thank me..."
>"What is it?"
"Well... Unicorns are rare back where i come from..."
>"Oh?"
"Yeah and well..."
>she looks at you puzzled
"I've always wanted to do a hornjob..."
>"A what?"
"You know... your horn..."
>"What about it?"
"I want to... lick it..."
>"You... want to... lick my horn..."
>you nod.
>"Okay... that's pretty weird"
"Can i?"
>"erm..."
>She goes a little red
>"I don't know Anon... you won't do anything funny?
 
"I'll let you lick my fingers"
>"Erm... okay..."
"They're rare here aren't they?"
>"A little.. you're really starting to make me worry."
"let me suck your horn"
>"Anon, can i ask you to leave please"
"Fine..."
>"Thanks... you're just really confusing sometimes..."
"I get that a lot..."
>"I know you're new here, but keep the cursing down please... and the random events you do..."
"Hey... i didn't ask to come here."
>"I know that... wait does that mean you're homeless?"
"Oh... yeah i guess."
>"Well... i guess you could stay here..."
 
"Really?"
>"Yeah, you helped me out so i guess i can repay you."
"Thanks so much"
>You hug her tightly and she blush's
>"Okay okay you can stop"
"Sorry... let's have a slumber party!"
>"You know, that does sound pretty fun."
"I guess..."
>"Who should we invite, i only got enough room for two more."
 
"Let's invite pinkie and fluttershy!"
>"I knew you pick Fluttershy, but Pinkie?"
"Oh yeah, she's pretty fun to be around with."
>"Okay... i'l go get them and ask."
"Okay, what you want me to do."
>"Just... stay here and don't touch anything..."
"I only promise to try..."
>"That will have to do, be right back!"
>Few minutes pass and she hasn't returned
>getting bored as fuck and start to touch things that aren't yours
>look at a globe and spin it round as fast as you can.
>it breaks
"Shit!"
 
>you look around and panic
"I must burn it!"
>Sadly you weren't very smart when it came to being put in the spot.
>You light Twilight's fire place and throw the glove inside.
"That will do it!"
>You sound proud in yourself and hear chatter outside
>The girls agreed to come and are all here
>"Oh my anon, how lovely to see you again!"
>You run up to Fluttershy
>She hugs you and you melt as usual
>Pinkie jumps around like a fucktard
>"Why is the fire place on!"
"Oh... i got cold..."
>"Anon, where's my globe? i need it?"
 
>Panic mode!
>You start looking around
>suddenly a demon appears
>only you can see it the other's can't
>"Anon... if you pick on the yellow one, i'll fix it for you..."
"Deal..."
>"Anon did you say something?"
>Fluttershy looks confused
"No... and i don't want your help..."
>"Oh... okay..."
>"Anon... that was mean?"
"Was it... sorry... no i'm not..."
>"What's going on anon?"
 
>You ignore Fluttershy
"Let's make marshmellows!"
>They agree and start to make them
>"Anon... would you like another ?"
>Fluttershy asked nervously
"Thanks!"
>you take it from her quickly
>"Anon!"
>Twilight scolded you
>"Why you being nice to me but rude to Fluttershy all of a sudden
"What do you mean?"
>"It's like you've switched!"
"Meh..."
>you eat the marshmallows
>"Anon, that wasn't nice to Flutters at all."
>Pinkie sounded disappointed in you as well
"What?"
>you look at Fluttershy and she is in tears
>Oh..."
 
>you ignore her
>You place some of the marshmellows in Pinkies hair
>she gives you funny looks as you do
>you grab a bottle of wine
"I need a drink..."
>drinking the whole bottle
>They watch you get pissed
>Twilight, i should... go"
>Fluttershy leaves feeling upset
>Continue ignoring her.
>She leaves
>"ANON!"
"Anon..."
>you mock her
"Hey Twilight... you... you are one good looking talking horse..."
>She gets angry at you
>you randomly start laughing.
>"Hey Anon... why are you acting like this..."
"I do what i want!"
>"Anon!"
"What!"
>"You sort your mouth out now or i'l throw you out of my house!"
 
"shut yo nigga azz piehoal!
>"Thats it!"
>she launches you out the window and you land on your ass
"AHHH my ass!!!"
>you break your hip
>Twilight heard the crack and instantly runs down
>"oH my... i'm so sorry..."
"FUCK! i'm not going to shit right for days..."
>you can't get up, the pain is to much
>"I'm so sorry anon... i didn't mean to..
"Get away from me..."
>you push her aside
>"Let me help you!"
 
>you try to move again but can't
>"Please just let me help you."
>Twilight helps lift you up
>you take this chance to >Rape
>your ass stops you though and you can't do any sex for at least two weeks
>few days pass you're in hospital
>Twilight enters the room with a few books for you to read.
 
"Thanks Twi... I'm sorry for before..."
>"Now now, you were drunk..."
"Before that... i insulted the others"
>"They forgive you, i spoke to them before"
"Thanks..."
>"I'l be off then..."
"Wait... Don't go..."
>Huh?"
"It's so lonely... please stay..."
>"Okay... but not for long."
>you smile at each other.
"Wan't to have a reading contest?"
>"Go ahead"
>She sits next to you you as you both read the same book
>"Finished"
>she always finishes the page first by a few seconds
"Cheater!"
>She giggles at you
>"No, i'm just a fast reader
>as the minutes turn to hours you finish the book
"I thought you was going soon..."
>"Oh... well... i lost track of the time..."
"Are you sure..."
>She blush's
>"Yeah..."
"Okay then..."
>"Well.... i could stay a little longer if you'd like?"
 
"Yes... i'd love that."
>she sits on the bed next to you.
>"Pretty cold don't you think.
"Yeah..."
>you want to cuddle her, but don't want to spook her.
"We could you know..."
>"what?"
"Cuddle?"
>She giggles at you again.
"Sorry."
>you look away in embarrassment
>but feel her warm coat around you as she cuddles you
>"You're really sweet when someone get's to know you."
"Thanks."
>"How long you in here for?"
"I think another few days... then i can leave."
>"That sucks..."
"Twilight!"
>"What?"
"Did you just curse?"
>"... i must of picked it up from you..."
"Oh yeah blame me..."
>"Your cute..."
"Where was that from?"
>"Nothing... i just find you a pretty cool guy after i got to know you more"
"Hmm?"
>"Listen... i don't really talk to boys much but..."
"But?"
>"Would you... like to... go out sometime?"
"Twilight Sparkle... are you asking me out on a date?"
>"Y-yes... if that is okay with you?"