Celestia Monologue
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Twilight Sparkle: ...and harmony has been maintained in Equestria for generations since. Hmm... Elements of Harmony. I know I've heard of those before... but where?
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Twinkleshine: There you are, Twilight! Moondancer is having a little get-together in the west castle courtyard. You wanna come?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s142Wm8qOwTT
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, sorry, girls... I've got a lot of studying to catch up on.
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Twinkleshine: [sigh] Does that pony do anything except study? I think she's more interested in books than friends.
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Twilight Sparkle: I know I've heard of the Elements of Harmony.
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    Spike: Ow!
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    Twilight Sparkle: Spike! Spi-ike! Spike?
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    Spike: [groan]
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    Twilight Sparkle: There you are. Quick, find me that old copy of Predictions and Prophecies. What's that for?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nuPN2nW3zQ
    Spike: Well, it was a gift for Moondancer, but...
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    [squeak]
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    Twilight Sparkle: Oh Spike, you know we don't have time for that sort of thing.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qnSN6uDlWg
    Spike: But we're on a break!
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    Twilight Sparkle: No, no, no... no, no, no! [grunts] Spike!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MT1fqMQDeD
    Spike: It's over here!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o3xMp1duxs
    [whack]
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    Twilight Sparkle: Ah! Elements, Elements, E, E, E... Aha! Elements of Harmony, see: Mare in the Moon?
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    Spike: Mare in the Moon? But that's just an old ponies' tale.
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    Twilight Sparkle: Mare, mare... aha! The Mare in the Moon, myth from olden pony times. A powerful pony who wanted to rule Equestria, defeated by the Elements of Harmony and imprisoned in the moon. Legend has it that on the longest day of the thousandth year, the stars will aid in her escape, and she will bring about nighttime eternal! [gasp] Spike! Do you know what this means?
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    Spike: No-- whoa!  [smack]Ow!
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    Twilight Sparkle: Take a note please, to the Princess.
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    Spike: Okie dokie.
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    Twilight Sparkle: My dearest teacher, my continuing studies of pony magic have led me to discover that we are on the precipice of disaster!
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    Spike: Hold on. Preci... preci...
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    Twilight Sparkle: Threshold.
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    Spike: Threh...
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    Twilight Sparkle: Uh, brink? Ugh, that something really bad is about to happen! For you see, the mythical Mare in the Moon is in fact Nightmare Moon, and she's about to return to Equestria, and bring with her eternal night! Something must be done to make sure this terrible prophecy does not come true. I await your quick response. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.
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    Spike: Twilight Sparkle. Got it!
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    Twilight Sparkle: Great! Send it.
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    Spike: Now?
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    Twilight Sparkle: Of course!
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    Spike: Uh, I dunno, Twilight, Princess Celestia's a little busy getting ready for the Summer Sun Celebration. And it's like, the day after tomorrow.
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    Twilight Sparkle: That's just it, Spike. The day after tomorrow is the thousandth year of the Summer Sun Celebration! It's imperative that the Princess is told right away!
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    Spike: Impera... impera...
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    Twilight Sparkle: Important!
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    Spike: Whoa!
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    [crunch]
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    Spike: Okay, okay! [inhale] There, it's on its way. But I wouldn't hold your breath...
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    Twilight Sparkle: Oh, I'm not worried, Spike. The Princess trusts me completely. In all the years she's been my mentor she's never once doubted me.
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    Spike: [belch]
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    Twilight Sparkle: See? I knew she would want to take immediate action.
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    Spike: [clears throat] My dearest, most faithful student Twilight. You know that I value your diligence and that I trust you completely.
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    Twilight Sparkle: Mm-hm!
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    Spike: ...but you simply must stop reading those dusty old books!
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    Twilight Sparkle: [gasp]
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    Spike: My dear Twilight, there is more to a young pony's life than studying, so I'm sending you to supervise the preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration in this year's location: Ponyville. And, I have an even more essential task for you to complete: make some friends!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cni4bK630N
    Twilight Sparkle: [sigh]
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    Spike: Look on the bright side, Twilight. The Princess arranged for you to stay in a library. Doesn't that make you happy?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MpYw8zuYpe
    Twilight Sparkle: Yes, yes it does. You know why? Because I'm right! I'll check on the preparations as fast as I can, then get to the library to find some proof of Nightmare Moon's return.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BcI3Xoq909
    Spike: Then... when will you make friends, like the Princess said?
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    Twilight Sparkle: She said to check on preparations. I am her student, and I'll do my royal duty, but the fate of Equestria does not rest on me making friends.
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    Royal guards: [whinnying]
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    Twilight Sparkle: Thank you, sirs.
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    Royal guards: [huffing]
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    Spike: Maybe the ponies in Ponyville have interesting things to talk about. Come on, Twilight, just try!
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    Twilight Sparkle: Um... hello?
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    Pinkie Pie: [prolonged gasp]
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    Twilight Sparkle: Well, that was interesting all right.
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    Spike: [sigh]
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    Spike: Summer Sun Celebration official overseer's checklist. Number one, banquet preparations: Sweet Apple Acres.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uongqbMRMr
    Applejack: Yeehaw!
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    [thump]
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    Twilight Sparkle: [sigh] Let's get this over with... Good afternoon. My name is Twilight Sparkle--
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    Applejack: Well, howdy-doo, Miss Twilight, a pleasure makin' your acquaintance. I'm Applejack. We here at Sweet Apple Acres sure do like making new friends!
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    Twilight Sparkle: Friends? Actually, I--
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    Applejack: So, what can I do you for?
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   Spike: [snickering]
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    Twilight Sparkle: [clears throat] Well, I am in fact here to supervise preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration. And you're in charge of the food?
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    Applejack: We sure as sugar are! Would you care to sample some?
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    Twilight Sparkle: As long as it doesn't take too long...
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 [triangle ringing]
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    Applejack: Soup's on, everypony!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s098pnkWdTqs *Bad quality*
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KqLciWQZCf *Bad quality*
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    [thump]
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    Applejack: Now, why don't I introduce y'all to the Apple family?
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    Twilight Sparkle: Thanks, but I really need to hurry--
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    Applejack: This here's Apple Fritter. Apple Bumpkin. Red Gala. Red Delicious, Golden Delicious, Caramel Apple, Apple Strudel, Apple Tart, Baked Apples, Apple Brioche, Apple Cinnamon Crisp... [deep breath] Big McIntosh, Apple Bloom and Granny Smith. Up'n'attem, Granny Smith, we got guests.
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    Granny Smith: [snort] Wha..? Soup's on? I'm up, here I come, ahm comin'...
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    Applejack: Why, I'd say you're already part of the family!
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    Twilight Sparkle: [spit] [nervous laughter] Okay, well, I can see the food situation is handled, so we'll be on our way.
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    Apple Bloom: Aren't you gonna stay for brunch?
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    Twilight Sparkle: Sorry, but we have an awful lot to do...
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    Apple family: [disappointed sighs]
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    Twilight Sparkle: ...fine.
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    Apple family: [cheering]
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    Spike: Food's all taken care of, next is weather.
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    Twilight Sparkle: Ugh... I ate too much pie...
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    Spike: Hmm, there's supposed to be a Pegasus pony named Rainbow Dash clearing the clouds.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ai5CtibLPt
    Twilight Sparkle: Well, she's not doing a very good job, is she?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qDg9qL1epq
    [whack]
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    [splat]
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    Twilight Sparkle: Nng.
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    Rainbow Dash: [sheepish laughter] Uh, 'scuse me? [more sheepish laughter]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qW6TsGkyQY
    Twilight Sparkle: Nnnn.
 
    Rainbow Dash: [laughter] Lemme help you.
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    [rushing water]
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    Rainbow Dash: [more sheepish laughter] Oops, I guess I overdid it. Um, uh, how about this? My very own patented Rain-Blow Dry! No no. Don't thank me. You're quite welcome. [bursts out laughing]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eqpb67Dti7
    Spike: [bursts out laughing]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JLV0xs6AoU
    Twilight Sparkle: Let me guess. You're Rainbow Dash.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1804FfsskxM
    Rainbow Dash: The one and only. Why, you heard of me?
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    Twilight Sparkle: I heard you were supposed to be keeping the sky clear. [sigh] I'm Twilight Sparkle, and the Princess sent me to check on the weather.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z1wiTnFkIo
    Rainbow Dash: Yeah, yeah, that'll be a snap. I'll do it in a jiffy. Just as soon as I'm done practicing.
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    Twilight Sparkle: Practicing for what?
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    Rainbow Dash: The Wonderbolts! They're gonna perform at the Celebration tomorrow, and I'm gonna show 'em my stuff!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q4KxV4bx4u
    Twilight Sparkle: The Wonderbolts?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ilmFVPlFdl
    Rainbow Dash: Yep!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lTIqsVpL3h
    Twilight Sparkle: The most talented flyers in all of Equestria?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ilmFVPlFdl
    Rainbow Dash: That's them!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01w724Krtaw
    Twilight Sparkle: Pfft! Please. They'd never accept a Pegasus who can't even keep the sky clear for one measly day.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X3JOYAvbKd
Rainbow Dash: Hey, I could clear this sky in ten seconds flat. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GDTkjwUQKQ
Twilight Sparkle: Prove it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B9BIm8mVv0
[whooshing noises]
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