Day 1:
 
Did massive shit.
 
Day 2:
 
No Shit today
 
Day 3:
 
Started making boris johnson tulpa, Did massive shit.
 
Day 4:
 
Boris hates pasta and Italians. Oh god why!  
 
Day 5:
 
Boris ordered 500 easter island buttplugs, Will use for tulpa-jerking
 
Day 6:
 
Used almighty tulpa bag, really helped me imagine the evil italian overlords
 
Day 7:
 
Boris here, I fucking hate italians