Never tell your password to anyone.
November-28-12
9:40 PM - Eurobeat Brony: careful now derpy
9:40 PM - Derpy Pie: Hmmm?
9:40 PM - Derpy Pie: I don't know what went wrong...
9:41 PM - Eurobeat Brony: ya its a real mystery
9:41 PM - Derpy Pie: Sorry Rainbow Dash...
9:41 PM - Eurobeat Brony: fear sweet celestia  just sit there
9:41 PM - Derpy Pie: Ok!
9:41 PM - Derpy Pie sits down
9:42 PM - Eurobeat Brony: (derpy pulls rainbow dash down the hole with her sorry rainbow dash says derpy)
9:44 PM - Derpy Pie: Honestly, I forgot the rest.
9:44 PM - Eurobeat Brony: XD
9:44 PM - Derpy Pie: And I don't know what went wrong.
9:44 PM - Eurobeat Brony: its a mystery
9:45 PM - Derpy Pie: Indeed it is...Sorry.
9:46 PM - Eurobeat Brony: i know the rest
9:46 PM - Eurobeat Brony: tf2?
9:46 PM - Derpy Pie: Maybe.
9:47 PM - Derpy Pie: I don't know...I haven't played it in a while.
9:47 PM - Eurobeat Brony: want to play some
9:47 PM - Derpy Pie: Hmmm...
9:47 PM - Derpy Pie: Very tempting
9:47 PM - Eurobeat Brony: do you tweet
9:47 PM - Derpy Pie chuckles
9:47 PM - Derpy Pie: Never tweeted
9:48 PM - Eurobeat Brony: lol (Eurobeat Brony does)
9:49 PM - Derpy Pie: Talks in third person. I like you already.
9:50 PM - Eurobeat Brony: (Eurobeat Brony rolls on the ground and lmfao)
9:50 PM - Derpy Pie: Eeyup. You're a keeper alright.
9:50 PM - Eurobeat Brony: this please's big macintosh
9:51 PM - Derpy Pie: Eeyup
9:51 PM - Eurobeat Brony: brb going to the lue
9:51 PM - Derpy Pie: Okay doke
9:52 PM - Eurobeat Brony: im back and can i tell you a seceret
9:52 PM - Derpy Pie: Feel free.
9:53 PM - Eurobeat Brony: all my friends kow this and if you want to be a friend i thought you should know ready
9:53 PM - Derpy Pie: Oh, that's rather kind of you.
9:53 PM - Eurobeat Brony: im bi
9:53 PM - Derpy Pie: Same here
9:54 PM - Eurobeat Brony: : \ (Eurobeat Brony is surprised)
9:54 PM - Derpy Pie: How come?
9:55 PM - Eurobeat Brony: not everybody i know is bi you and me and my friend cody and my bf is bi
9:57 PM - Derpy Pie: I see.
9:57 PM - Eurobeat Brony: my gf knows too
9:57 PM - Derpy Pie: Wait a minute, how many partners do you have?
9:57 PM - Eurobeat Brony: 2
9:57 PM - Derpy Pie: Not that I judge you or anything
9:58 PM - Eurobeat Brony: 1 gf 1 bf
9:58 PM - Derpy Pie: What gender are you?
9:58 PM - Eurobeat Brony: male
9:58 PM - Derpy Pie: I'm also male.
9:58 PM - Eurobeat Brony: cool
9:59 PM - Derpy Pie: How old are you?
9:59 PM - Eurobeat Brony: 15
9:59 PM - Eurobeat Brony: you
9:59 PM - Derpy Pie: 20
9:59 PM - Eurobeat Brony: kool
9:59 PM - Eurobeat Brony: my other friend is 24
10:00 PM - Derpy Pie: I see, and your partners?
10:00 PM - Eurobeat Brony: no
10:00 PM - Derpy Pie: Fair enough.
10:00 PM - Eurobeat Brony: friends not "friends"
10:00 PM - Derpy Pie: Oh
10:01 PM - Derpy Pie: Than I misunderstood then, I'm sorry.
10:01 PM - Eurobeat Brony: it k
10:01 PM - Derpy Pie: When you said boyfriend and girlfriend, I thought it was just that.
10:02 PM - Eurobeat Brony: sry its hard to type when im clopping
10:02 PM - Derpy Pie: Fascinating.
10:02 PM - Eurobeat Brony: clopping (fapping)
10:02 PM - Derpy Pie: Yeah, I know.
10:02 PM - Derpy Pie: I'm a clopper myself.
10:03 PM - Eurobeat Brony: XD you have a partner
10:03 PM - Derpy Pie: Kinda...
10:03 PM - Derpy Pie: I don't know how to categorize...the person...
10:03 PM - Eurobeat Brony: bf or gf
10:03 PM - Derpy Pie: BF
10:03 PM - Derpy Pie: It's complicated
10:04 PM - Eurobeat Brony: kool and ok
10:05 PM - Derpy Pie: I was just wondering...What are you clopping to anyway and how are you able to keep a conversation while clopping?
10:07 PM - Eurobeat Brony: im clopping to guy/girl porn and i clop with one hand and type with the other and do you want to talk about your relationship
10:07 PM - Derpy Pie: Damn, you'e forward.
10:07 PM - Derpy Pie: youre*
10:07 PM - Eurobeat Brony: forward?
10:07 PM - Derpy Pie: Blunt
10:08 PM - Eurobeat Brony: ?
10:08 PM - Derpy Pie: How can I put this... You ask me things that normaly takes time to ask.
10:09 PM - Eurobeat Brony: ok
10:09 PM - Eurobeat Brony: one thing at a time
10:09 PM - Derpy Pie chuckles
10:09 PM - Eurobeat Brony: then or not at all
10:09 PM - Derpy Pie: Then.
10:09 PM - Eurobeat Brony: one thing now then a thing next 2 days
10:10 PM - Eurobeat Brony: *day
10:10 PM - Derpy Pie: Sure
10:10 PM - Eurobeat Brony: do you fuck
10:10 PM - Derpy Pie: Holy mother of god.
10:10 PM - Derpy Pie: Yeah...I do.
10:10 PM - Eurobeat Brony: awsome so do i
10:11 PM - Derpy Pie: Everyone fucks.
10:11 PM - Derpy Pie: It's kinda the norm.
10:11 PM - Eurobeat Brony: but not the girl yet i do to my boy
10:12 PM - Eurobeat Brony: i'd use pretection on on my girl
10:12 PM - Derpy Pie: Hopefully.
10:12 PM - Eurobeat Brony: euyup
10:13 PM - Derpy Pie: And... your boy?
10:13 PM - Eurobeat Brony: nah
10:13 PM - Derpy Pie blushes
10:13 PM - Derpy Pie: Oh...Interesting.
10:13 PM - Eurobeat Brony: you
10:13 PM - Derpy Pie: I...
10:13 PM - Derpy Pie: Well...I had a one night stand with a girl.
10:13 PM - Derpy Pie: That's all.
10:14 PM - Eurobeat Brony: oh
10:14 PM - Eurobeat Brony: oh crap im getting a boner from you
10:14 PM - Eurobeat Brony: idk why
10:14 PM - Derpy Pie: Woah.
10:15 PM - Derpy Pie: Relax...
Eurobeat Brony is now Offline.
Eurobeat Brony is now Online.
10:16 PM - Eurobeat Brony: lol ok
10:16 PM - Derpy Pie: Damn. must be rough.
10:16 PM - Eurobeat Brony: ?
10:16 PM - Eurobeat Brony: my c**k?
10:17 PM - Derpy Pie: Yeah...
10:17 PM - Eurobeat Brony: yea
10:18 PM - Derpy Pie: Damn.
10:18 PM - Derpy Pie: And you can say cock. It's just a word.
10:18 PM - Eurobeat Brony: you getting one?
10:18 PM - Derpy Pie: Getting...what?
10:19 PM - Eurobeat Brony: a cok pop
10:19 PM - Derpy Pie: I've never heard of it before...
10:19 PM - Eurobeat Brony: its how i say boner
10:19 PM - Derpy Pie: Not really...
10:20 PM - Eurobeat Brony: ok just sayin
10:20 PM - Derpy Pie: And....You?
10:20 PM - Eurobeat Brony: still got one
10:24 PM - Eurobeat Brony: want to play tf2
10:24 PM - Derpy Pie: I dunno, I was gonna take a shower.
10:24 PM - Eurobeat Brony: ok (with your partner not judgeing)
10:25 PM - Derpy Pie: By myself.
10:26 PM - Eurobeat Brony: ok
10:26 PM - Eurobeat Brony: im still fiddleing with my cock
10:27 PM - Derpy Pie: Why...are you telling me this?
10:27 PM - Eurobeat Brony: cause im bored damnit
10:28 PM - Derpy Pie: Must be fucking bored
10:29 PM - Eurobeat Brony: euyup im a depreshin survivor
10:30 PM - Derpy Pie: Depreshin?
10:30 PM - Eurobeat Brony: deperesed
10:30 PM - Derpy Pie: Depressed you mean.
10:30 PM - Eurobeat Brony: whatever im a survivor from it
10:31 PM - Derpy Pie: How come?
10:32 PM - Eurobeat Brony: i've had suicidel thoughts
10:32 PM - Derpy Pie: I see...
10:34 PM - Derpy Pie: So...
10:34 PM - Derpy Pie: You clop to who exactly?
10:34 PM - Eurobeat Brony: porn dumbass
10:35 PM - Derpy Pie: Which character...Dumbass.
10:35 PM - Eurobeat Brony: both
10:35 PM - Derpy Pie: As in ponies. Which pony do you clop to.
10:35 PM - Eurobeat Brony: rainbow
10:37 PM - Eurobeat Brony: and the wonder bolts
10:38 PM - Derpy Pie: So... how many times have you lost the draw when playing butthole roulette?
10:38 PM - Eurobeat Brony: ?
10:38 PM - Derpy Pie: As in were you the catcher or the pitcher?
10:38 PM - Eurobeat Brony: pitcher some times
10:39 PM - Derpy Pie: Interesting.
10:39 PM - Eurobeat Brony: you
10:39 PM - Derpy Pie: Oh...Ummm....Not yet...
10:39 PM - Eurobeat Brony: lol XD
10:39 PM - Derpy Pie: We've...haven't done anything yet...
10:39 PM - Eurobeat Brony: not even made out
10:40 PM - Derpy Pie: Of course.
10:41 PM - Derpy Pie: So...how far up your rectum do you shove your dildo? I shove mine like 10 cm.
10:42 PM - Eurobeat Brony: i dont use a dildo i use a real d*ck
10:42 PM - Derpy Pie: Must be pleasant as fuck.
10:42 PM - Derpy Pie: And you can say dick, you're not 12
10:42 PM - Eurobeat Brony: euyup
10:43 PM - Derpy Pie: So tell me... Do you...swallow?
10:43 PM - Eurobeat Brony: nah
10:44 PM - Eurobeat Brony: he does though
10:45 PM - Eurobeat Brony: Rainbow Dash watches a movie at Pinkie's place, only to discover that it's far more raunchy than anything she expected, and Pinkie Pie is the star! Will this wedge a gap between them as lovers, or will they simply end up having sex? (You already know the answer don't you?)
10:45 PM - Eurobeat Brony: (my little pony fan fiction)
10:45 PM - Derpy Pie: Yeah, I think I do.
10:45 PM - Eurobeat Brony: sry what
10:45 PM - Derpy Pie: To the answer
10:45 PM - Derpy Pie: it's obvious.
10:46 PM - Eurobeat Brony: you do what again
10:46 PM - Derpy Pie: They end up having sex, RD and Pinkie. It's obvious.
10:47 PM - Derpy Pie: You're reading that?
10:47 PM - Eurobeat Brony: oh ya
10:48 PM - Derpy Pie: Sounds exciting.
10:49 PM - Derpy Pie: I wonder, why did you take an interest in me?
10:49 PM - Eurobeat Brony: idl
10:50 PM - Eurobeat Brony: *idk
10:52 PM - Eurobeat Brony: im reading scootaloo's love for pain
10:52 PM - Derpy Pie: What is it about?
10:54 PM - Eurobeat Brony: scootaloo know what here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp_lAgc9fZM
10:56 PM - Derpy Pie: I'm gonna tell you a little secret
10:56 PM - Eurobeat Brony: ok
10:56 PM - Derpy Pie: I... Have sort of a...plushie... A big one.
10:57 PM - Eurobeat Brony: ok of what
10:57 PM - Derpy Pie: Trixie
10:57 PM - Eurobeat Brony: trixie?
10:57 PM - Eurobeat Brony: pokemon
10:57 PM - Derpy Pie: Nuh huh. Trixie from MLP/
10:58 PM - Derpy Pie: Well... Let's just say that I have a bit of a....fixture on it.
10:58 PM - Eurobeat Brony: fixture?
10:59 PM - Eurobeat Brony: her fluids as they trickled out of her convulsing vagina
10:59 PM - Derpy Pie: Yeah...This is kinda...emberrassing
10:59 PM - Eurobeat Brony: im not judgeing
10:59 PM - Derpy Pie: Yeah...I kinda...Yeah know...
10:59 PM - Eurobeat Brony: fuck it
10:59 PM - Eurobeat Brony: ?
11:00 PM - Eurobeat Brony: or what
11:02 PM - Derpy Pie: I fuck it every night, rubbing her sweet, soft and round flank, pretending to have the wildest sex imaginable. It makes my boyfriend fucking wild when I'm teasing him like this through webcam. He strokes his long cock, so excited to see me like this. I go on and on and on, just to please my lover. I would then cum inside my sweet plushie and licks it's love hole, my boyfriend getting jeaous that the plushie is getting my love juice.
11:03 PM - Derpy Pie: So to speak...
11:03 PM - Eurobeat Brony: XD love juice XD man im getting a bigger erection
11:05 PM - Derpy Pie coughs
11:05 PM - Derpy Pie: Yeah...
11:06 PM - Eurobeat Brony: not judgring i kinda like it too (if you want) take a pic or vid of that for me and send it to me please (your choice)
11:07 PM - Derpy Pie: Maybe.
11:07 PM - Eurobeat Brony: your choice
11:07 PM - Derpy Pie: You really want it?
11:07 PM - Eurobeat Brony: maybe (troll voice)
11:08 PM - Derpy Pie: Maybe.
11:08 PM - Eurobeat Brony: ok sure
11:08 PM - Derpy Pie: You barely know me yet you want to see me naked with my plushie.
11:09 PM - Eurobeat Brony: uh good point
11:09 PM - Eurobeat Brony: hhhmmm maybe next week when we chated for a while
11:09 PM - Derpy Pie chuckles
11:10 PM - Derpy Pie: Perhaps.
11:10 PM - Eurobeat Brony: ok
11:14 PM - Derpy Pie: Well...That really made me horny...
11:14 PM - Eurobeat Brony: me too
11:15 PM - Eurobeat Brony: i have 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 erection
11:15 PM - Derpy Pie: Good to know.
11:16 PM - Derpy Pie: Now...I'm going to take a shower and...Well, let's just say I'm going to pamper myself.
11:16 PM - Derpy Pie winks
11:16 PM - Eurobeat Brony: XD
11:16 PM - Eurobeat Brony: if you want ill take a pic of my dick and when its time ill show it to you
11:17 PM - Derpy Pie chuckles
11:17 PM - Derpy Pie: Maybe.
11:17 PM - Eurobeat Brony: euyup or nope
11:17 PM - Derpy Pie: Sure~
11:18 PM - Eurobeat Brony: (just sayin i barely have pubic hair right now i just shaved it)
11:18 PM - Derpy Pie giggles
11:19 PM - Eurobeat Brony: you have alot or not
11:19 PM - Eurobeat Brony: then you can take the shower
11:19 PM - Derpy Pie: Naughty, I won't tell you.
11:19 PM - Eurobeat Brony: oh come on
11:20 PM - Derpy Pie chuckles
11:20 PM - Eurobeat Brony: just tell please please
11:20 PM - Derpy Pie: Shaved it~
11:21 PM - Eurobeat Brony: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
11:21 PM - Derpy Pie: ?
11:21 PM - Eurobeat Brony: you shaved yours too
11:21 PM - Derpy Pie: Hygiene.
11:22 PM - Eurobeat Brony: euyup my doc looked at my cock
11:22 PM - Derpy Pie: What about it?
11:23 PM - Eurobeat Brony: uh we made out
11:23 PM - Derpy Pie: Kinky
11:24 PM - Eurobeat Brony: her boobs were just i cant describe it
11:24 PM - Derpy Pie: Hawt~
11:25 PM - Eurobeat Brony: euyup
11:25 PM - Eurobeat Brony: take your shower now
11:25 PM - Derpy Pie: Maybe I'm too excited to take a shower now~
11:25 PM - Derpy Pie: Maybe I will pleasure myself, right here, right now~
11:26 PM - Eurobeat Brony: want the dick pic now for the pleasuring
11:26 PM - Eurobeat Brony: to
11:26 PM - Derpy Pie: Feel free~
11:26 PM - Eurobeat Brony: ok hold on
11:28 PM - Eurobeat Brony: its a vid cause i have no soft ware to take a pic
11:28 PM - Derpy Pie: Can't wait...
11:34 PM - Eurobeat Brony: sry my computer is being a bitch right now
11:34 PM - Derpy Pie: Oh, don't worry, i'm having fun here~
11:34 PM - Eurobeat Brony: ok
11:51 PM - Eurobeat Brony: im clopping to you for some reason idk why
11:51 PM - Derpy Pie chuckles
11:51 PM - Derpy Pie: Cute~
11:51 PM - Eurobeat Brony: man my shlong is huge now
11:52 PM - Derpy Pie: You should see mine~
11:52 PM - Eurobeat Brony: i wish i could
11:52 PM - Derpy Pie: You still owe me that video~
11:52 PM - Eurobeat Brony: working on it
11:53 PM - Derpy Pie: Work it, big boy~
11:53 PM - Eurobeat Brony: clopping?
11:53 PM - Derpy Pie: Maybe~
11:54 PM - Derpy Pie: Been clopping for a while now~
11:54 PM - Eurobeat Brony: hold on the only reason i use a flesh light is for the feeling
11:54 PM - Derpy Pie: I happen to have a fleshlight as well~
11:55 PM - Eurobeat Brony: : | holy shit we are alike
11:55 PM - Derpy Pie: I wish you could pound my ass right now~
11:56 PM - Eurobeat Brony: uh you have a bf i do too but if we didnt then i still wouldbut it would take time cause we arent far in a relationship
11:57 PM - Derpy Pie: Cute~
11:58 PM - Eurobeat Brony: ya but i'd still hit that
11:58 PM - Derpy Pie: Go for it, big boy~
11:59 PM - Eurobeat Brony: actually im neked right now
11:59 PM - Derpy Pie: Way ahead of you~
11:59 PM - Eurobeat Brony: your fuckin you plushie
11:59 PM - Derpy Pie: OH god yes~
November-29-12
12:00 AM - Derpy Pie: I'm so fucking horny~ I'mnibbling its ear
12:01 AM - Eurobeat Brony: : | make the vid now please
12:01 AM - Eurobeat Brony: for 18 minutes
12:01 AM - Derpy Pie giggles
12:01 AM - Derpy Pie: What did we agree on, suger?`
12:02 AM - Eurobeat Brony: sorry i ment make it now and later next week show
12:02 AM - Derpy Pie: Nuh huh~
12:03 AM - Derpy Pie: You wanted to show your lovely dick first~
12:03 AM - Eurobeat Brony: nah ill show you next week
12:03 AM - Derpy Pie giggles
12:03 AM - Derpy Pie: Then we'll both have to clop without it~
12:03 AM - Eurobeat Brony: fine
12:04 AM - Derpy Pie: 11:26 PM - Eurobeat Brony: want the dick pic now for the pleasuring
12:04 AM - Derpy Pie: Why tease me then, honey~?
12:04 AM - Eurobeat Brony: hold on here we go im getting the pic for you
12:08 AM - Derpy Pie: Come on...Come on...I want to see it...So close to cumming~
12:09 AM - Eurobeat Brony: damn how do i send pics
12:09 AM - Derpy Pie: imgur.com
12:09 AM - Eurobeat Brony: cant go there
12:09 AM - Eurobeat Brony: how
12:09 AM - Eurobeat Brony: do you have skype
12:10 AM - Derpy Pie: Hehe...I'm making too much noise already~
12:10 AM - Eurobeat Brony: hold damn im ejaculating brb cause i need to clean it up
12:11 AM - Derpy Pie: Sure honey~
12:12 AM - Eurobeat Brony: im back do you have skype
12:12 AM - Derpy Pie: I actually don't~
12:12 AM - Eurobeat Brony: get it its how i send stuff
12:13 AM - Derpy Pie: I'm...tooo....busyy..~
12:14 AM - Eurobeat Brony: damnit if you want that cock you get skype
12:14 AM - Eurobeat Brony: name for skype for you derpy hooves
12:14 AM - Derpy Pie: Give...me...a few....more...~
12:14 AM - Eurobeat Brony: k
12:15 AM - Derpy Pie: Please...I'm askin you kindly...
12:15 AM - Eurobeat Brony: i said ok
12:15 AM - Derpy Pie: Anything wil do, just sent it alrady~
12:16 AM - Eurobeat Brony: you got skype or what now or you just cummed
12:16 AM - Derpy Pie: Al...Almost....
12:16 AM - Derpy Pie: Pleas...Anything,hurry...~
12:17 AM - Eurobeat Brony: not good lighting in the pics
12:17 AM - Derpy Pie: Show it anyway, I want that cok!~
12:19 AM - Eurobeat Brony: ok you have skype
12:19 AM - Derpy Pie: it's too...late..so close...
12:20 AM - Derpy Pie: I'm gonna...Take...abreathre..
12:20 AM - Eurobeat Brony: get skype and the pics will be yours
12:21 AM - Derpy Pie: Give me...a second...
12:21 AM - Eurobeat Brony: ok
12:21 AM - Derpy Pie: So hard to control myself~
12:21 AM - Eurobeat Brony: ok
12:22 AM - Derpy Pie: Downlaoding it now.
12:23 AM - Derpy Pie: Almost done~
12:26 AM - Derpy Pie: And...donw~
12:26 AM - Eurobeat Brony: name
12:26 AM - Derpy Pie: Setting it up
12:28 AM - Eurobeat Brony: Rainbow Dash took a bite of her apple, and after she swallowed she said, “Wow Twilight, you’re lucky to have such a rad assistant! I wish I had someone to do whatever I told them.”
Scootaloo’s grew excited upon hearing this and she hopped up and down as she exclaimed, “Oh oh! Me me me! I’ll do whatever you want, Rainbow Dash!”
 
“Oh yeah, Pipsqueak?” Rainbow Dash asked the eager-to-serve little mare.
Scootaloo, smiling widely, bobbed her head up and down rapidly in agreement.
 “Hmmm….” Rainbow Dash pondered briefly.
*Sometime later*
Scootaloo was tied spread-eagle to a bed using the bed posts to restrain her limbs. She was smiling widely as she stared at Rainbow Dash who was leaning over her at the edge of the bed. “Now what?” Scootaloo asked excitedly.
 
“Now we play a little game. It’s a game I like to play with Pinkie Pie a lot, but since you said you’d do anything, I figured you’d like to play as well!” Rainbow Dash explained.
 “Oh yes! I’ll do anything for you Dash!” Scootaloo reestablished.
Rainbow Dash grinned. “Good.” She took a black box out from underneath the bed and placed it on the bedside table. There, she attached multiple wires to the outlets along the box – wires that were attached to small circular pads. She then took said pads and placed them at specific points along Scootaloo’s inner thigh; two at the base of her legs, and two more at the edges of her waist. They were then sealed in place with tape.
Even as Rainbow Dash applied them, Scootaloo couldn’t help but squirm with excitement. “Now what now what!?” She asked impatiently.
 “Now…” Rainbow dash said as she reached for the dial on the black box. “We turn it on.” With that, she turned the dial to its lowest setting.
The machine whirred to life instantly and began to send very light jolts of electricity pulsating through the little mare’s body. She gasped at first, the shock a surprise to her, but she was quickly squealing with delight as the electricity began to feel oh-so-good along the surfaces of her inner thighs. “Oh yes! M
12:28 AM - Derpy Pie: Hawt~
12:29 AM - Eurobeat Brony: euyup
12:29 AM - Eurobeat Brony: name
12:29 AM - Derpy Pie: Almost done
12:29 AM - Derpy Pie: derpyhooves1992
12:30 AM - Eurobeat Brony: mine is slender pony
12:31 AM - Derpy Pie: k
12:31 AM - Derpy Pie: Is that all~?
12:31 AM - Eurobeat Brony: yea
12:32 AM - Eurobeat Brony: talking on skype now
12:32 AM - Derpy Pie: Then add me then~
12:32 AM - Eurobeat Brony: i did damnit
12:33 AM - Derpy Pie: Skype name is slender pony, like that right?
12:33 AM - Eurobeat Brony: yes
12:33 AM - Derpy Pie: From Green Bay?
12:34 AM - Eurobeat Brony: no usa
12:34 AM - Derpy Pie: I know
12:34 AM - Derpy Pie: Added
12:34 AM - Eurobeat Brony: mesa az
12:34 AM - Eurobeat Brony: you add me
12:35 AM - Derpy Pie: I did~
12:35 AM - Derpy Pie: slenderpony
12:35 AM - Eurobeat Brony: slender pony
12:35 AM - Derpy Pie: I can't put a space in between~
12:35 AM - Eurobeat Brony: online?
12:36 AM - Derpy Pie: Yea
12:36 AM - Eurobeat Brony: me you
12:36 AM - Derpy Pie: I'm on
12:36 AM - Eurobeat Brony: green cloud check mark on it?
12:36 AM - Derpy Pie: Uh huh~
12:37 AM - Eurobeat Brony: talk to me on skype
12:37 AM - Derpy Pie: Did you add me?
12:37 AM - Eurobeat Brony: for fuck sakes yes
12:37 AM - Derpy Pie: Oh wait, silly me. the D is a capital
12:37 AM - Derpy Pie: Derp~
12:38 AM - Derpy Pie: It's Derpyhooves1992
12:38 AM - Derpy Pie: silly me~
12:49 AM - Derpy Pie: Can I tell you a little secret?
12:49 AM - Eurobeat Brony: yea
12:49 AM - Derpy Pie: Seriously.
12:50 AM - Eurobeat Brony: ok
12:50 AM - Derpy Pie: This was all a sham.
12:50 AM - Derpy Pie: This was to teach you a lesson.
12:51 AM - Eurobeat Brony: what
12:51 AM - Derpy Pie: I'm not kidding
12:51 AM - Derpy Pie: You don't go around doing these things
12:51 AM - Eurobeat Brony: what do you mean
12:51 AM - Derpy Pie: This was all a lie
12:51 AM - Derpy Pie: A damn lie
12:51 AM - Derpy Pie: That story I said about the plushie?
12:51 AM - Derpy Pie: Made up
12:51 AM - Eurobeat Brony: im removing you
12:51 AM - Derpy Pie: Good
12:52 AM - Derpy Pie: Hopefully you're going to learn this lesson
12:52 AM - Derpy Pie: And don't worry, the picture is gone.
12:52 AM - Derpy Pie: Nothing will leave from here
12:53 AM - Eurobeat Brony: still i want so dick vid
12:53 AM - Derpy Pie: Are you kidding me?
12:53 AM - Eurobeat Brony: no
12:54 AM - Derpy Pie: Even after I humiliated you, you still want it?
12:54 AM - Eurobeat Brony: yes
12:54 AM - Derpy Pie: My god.
12:54 AM - Eurobeat Brony: what
12:54 AM - Derpy Pie: You cannot be serious.
12:54 AM - Eurobeat Brony: i am
12:54 AM - Derpy Pie: Weren't you going to remove me?
12:55 AM - Eurobeat Brony: dick vid then bye
12:55 AM - Derpy Pie: I'm so sorry to say but you need help. Bad.
12:55 AM - Eurobeat Brony: im bi damnit
12:55 AM - Derpy Pie: And?
12:55 AM - Derpy Pie: I don't care that you're bi, I care that you're going aroudnasking strangers to see their dicks
12:56 AM - Eurobeat Brony: you wanted to see mine
12:56 AM - Derpy Pie: Did you really think I was clopping the entire time?
12:56 AM - Derpy Pie: You thought that everything I said was real?
12:57 AM - Derpy Pie: Dude... I'm not fucking cruel enough to send this all of my friends
12:57 AM - Derpy Pie: This was to make you see that this ain't normal, whether you're fucking Bi or not. It has nothing to do with sexual orientation.
12:59 AM - Derpy Pie: Now, you got 2 choices
12:59 AM - Derpy Pie: Either stop what you're doing
12:59 AM - Derpy Pie: Or keep being a degenerate that you are.