My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh….
[My Little Pony]
I used to wonder what friendship could be
[My Little Pony]
Until you all shared its magic with me
Big adventure
Tons of fun
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
 
You have my little ponies
Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends?
 
"AppleBroom" written by /mlp/
 
>One afternoon at the cmc clubhouse...
"But Applebloom, every time you mix a potion it ends in desaster' complained scootaloo  
'Ta know wut im doin'said AppleBLoom
>suddenly applebloom turns into applebroom... sweetie belle smirks poking applebroom "see i told you..."
"appleboom?"~scoots walks over "Oh no. We should call Rainbow Dash, she will know what to do"
 
RD: "Of course, I know what to do. Umm let's race! Bet know one can beat me!" .."And the Applebloom will
 
turn back to Normal? You are the greates Rainbowdash" >Rainbowdash stretches at the starting line while
 
scoots places Applebroom next to her
 
GET SET GO.....RD dashes off, while Applebroom falls over. Cause shes a broom. Rainbowdash flys off because
 
she useless background pony.Sweetie Belle activates Code Omega, turning her into Voltron. And then Scoots
 
lays an egg but accidentaly, sweetie bell crush them under her feets due to her transformation.
 
.Cut to apple bloom's soul at the gates of tartarus. She's getting raped by cerberus.
 
Meanwhile scoots and sweetiebelle are out of ideas
 
"maybe if we..." But then Sweetie Belle activates Code Zeta and nukes Equestria. a few survivors start to
 
mutate into...humans,
 
the dead are now waiting at tartarus with apple bloom. sweetie flys to the tartarus. When RD returns she
 
find scootalo corpse. Apple Bloom is now cerberus wife after several hours of non consensed sex. Sweetie
 
reaches the gates of hell and Shoots it with acid from her STD-infested vagina. The acid eats through the
 
gates, thus releasing the Lovecraftian abominations once sealed within.
 
back in equestria, the ponyhuman mutants create a new world full of bliss and peace, , until Voltron Belle
 
takes it over with the forces of hell, now covered in acid. the mutant aids for their new leader to protect
 
them.  The leader then dies from the aids. with ponnig dead, the mutants surrender to the forces of hell
 
and the powerful voltronbelle. But then the baby of apple bloom and cerberus emerges from the depths of
 
hell...
 
 
then tourettes guy cusses out aj for being background pone. afterwards, he fucks salt. tourettes guy try to
 
rape the baby of apple bloom and cerberus, but the abomination kills him and walks towards its parents..
 
(Who try to buy time by throwing Derpy at it..however, he miss. And derpy is send far far away.Onto the
 
planet of mormon jesus who teaches her how to save equestria and supplies her with an army of mormon
 
angels)...he then eats them, gaining there power, while preparing to raise the tourettes guy babies will
 
grow into killing machines capable of killing voltron belle..A thousand miles away, RD finish fucking
 
scootalo's body, and sense the incoming danger.By now, the sites of eldritch horror have driven all the
 
mutants into drooling insanity. Except for one. Except for the hero we need.
The hero 4chan needs... Dickbutt.
 
The son of applebloom and cerberus start to fight with voltron belle.
 
VoltronBelle: "I knew this day will come..
 
applebloom/cerberus child: haha, you said cum
 
the epic battle begins. In the background, the forces of hell try to crush captain dickbutt. But equestria
 
is powered by magic which produces no pollution, so are nearly helpless as derpy's army of mormon angels
 
arrives, The angels enlighten the fields to destroy the forces of hell with the holy song:
 
"HEY NOW, I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAAAAAAAAAZY...BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER SO CALL US MAYBE"
 
Voltron belle Is kicked in the groin,causing her to uncontrollably vomit semen encrusted Daleks onto The
 
Applebloom-Cerberus hybrid's penis
>Voltron belle:You may have destroyed my communications center,but can you defeat my army of Tara Strong
 
Daleks?  "OF COURSE WE CAN!", as Tens and Elevens spew out. The battle becomes more intense by the time RD
 
gets to the battlefield. She tries to help sweetie, but derpy attacks her with prayer.The prayer turns RD
 
into one million poisonous snakes. the snakes bites derpy, killing her in a gruesome, painful and horrible
 
way. But before they can do more harm, the snakes are ..Genderbent and transformed into a million
 
Applejacks..sucked into voltron belles vag, who then turns them into projectile weapons she fires directly
 
at the cerb/apple bloom baby. the applejacks projectiles deintegrate the abomination, whose last words
 
were:
 
Meanwhile,Carl Sagan is brought back from the dead in low orbit around Equestria and sees the war from
 
space,at which he says..."SMOKE WEED ERY DAY" and "Goddamit, I can't leave it alone for a few hundred
 
years, can I? I'll go give them some apple pie or something."
The angels song weakens both voltron belle and the cerberus/apple bloom baby to the point where captain
 
planet, who just now showed up, can kick their asses hank hill style. The captain goes for them, but
 
voltron belle had a final last trick..
 
Cuttoo: Carl Sagan arrives to earth with an apple pie, At which he says to the president of South africa
 
that he must borrow their vuvuzelas to build a noisy spaceship that runs on Imagination,Weed,Apple pie,and
 
and a few hidden oil tankers
>Carl Sagan:I have to give them the pie from orbit.It's the only way to be sure. Only to be denied his
 
requested items and only given a single herring. Carl Sagan returns to Equestria with the Vuvuzela
 
spacecraft and Apple pie to find the planet void of all life,except for the Mighty Voltron belle and her
 
army of Tara Strong daleks,who open up communications to say..."Bring Dickbutt back to us, please!" But
 
then CaptainPlanet emerges a eats Carl Sagan as punishment for his polluting space ship. The revived
 
Captain Dickbutt destroys Carl Sagan's spaceship and leads a resistance of surviving mormon angels and pony
 
humans against the Tara Strong daleks,at which a Davros-esque Tara Strong appears on a veiwscreen to warn
 
them that resistance is futile.
 
The previous scene cuts to Discord sitting cozily in the red velvet chair in his study with a book entitled
 
"/mlp/ tries:the novel" and the fire place roaring,at which he laughs and says..."Exterminate", as his
 
features turn into a Dalek's. Dalek Discord appears 2 days later at Swedish BronyCon 2012 to unveil the
 
second part of his ultimate fan-fic,which begins with the phrase..."Why I love to change everybody's
 
gender."
 
It is revealed that the planet of Equestria is within the galaxy of transylvania neighbouring the planet
 
transexual. Frank N. Furter decides to go to Equestria to fuck ponies only to find them all gone....and so,
 
applebloom came to the conclusion that frienship is magic, Thus returning all to normal, apple bloom was
 
never a broom, sweetie belle never became voltron belle. But the sights of Eldritch horrors they faught and
 
faught with lingered in there memories, turning them into remorsely necrophiliacs afraid of water
 
And then Purple Tinker showed up, making Apple Bloom forget about friendship in the sheer rage that
 
follows.
 
And then rainow dash fucked applebloom.
 
 
The scene cuts to dalek discord taking questions at swedish bronycon 2012,when a random neckbeard yelps out
 
a single question: Who is best Dalek?
 
>roll credits
My little pony~!
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