Title:           You Are Now Big Mac
Author:          steamboat_willy
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First Edit:      Tuesday 25th of August 2015 04:20:08 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Tuesday 25th of August 2015 04:21:23 AM CDT

>You wake up one morning and felt that something wasn't quite right. Then, you heard a knocking at your door.
"Big Mac? Time for breakfast!"
>Was that Applejack?! Slowly you got up to notice that you were now a horse!
>But not just any horse, you were Big Mac!
>How did this happen? Should you play it cool trying not to panic and see if you can find someone or somepony that can help you?
>As you made your way to the dining table, you couldn't help but notice a strange feeling between your legs.
>"Holy shit, is that my dick?!" you thought to yourself as it unsheathed and dangled as you walked nearly touching the floor.
"Er...morning Big Mac." said Applejack and you noticed she was staring nervously at the ceiling with her eyes darting quickly back and forth between it and your rather impressive manhood bobbing up and down.
"Granny! Big Mac's doing it again!" said Applebloom as she tried to keep her focus off you.
"Dagnabbit! I thought we talked about this..." you could hear Granny muttering to herself.
"Hurry and eat your meal boy! You have work to do!"
>You walk towards the table to your spot with a plate full of food and soon realized you just couldn't eat properly in this new horse body.
"Uh...Applejack? Does Big Mac seem a bit weird today?" asked Applebloom who noticed you were getting food everywhere.
"Hush and eat your breakfast Applebloom." said Applejack as her face made a worried expression at your odd behavior.
 
>It was going to be a long day...
 
 
>Thankfully your awkward situation has corrected itself as you felt your dick move back into you.
>After you finished, Applebloom started to clear off the table and Granny shook her head as you tried to clean off the leftover food on your face with a table napkin.
>You moved your face across the napkin failing to make any progress.
"Quit foolin' round boy and get goin!" shouted Granny as Applejack made her way and motioned you to follow her outside.
"Well Big Mac, first thing's first. We gotta clean up the stables and give them there animals some fresh hay." said Applejack as she made her way to the barn.
>As you followed her, you couldn't help but feel strangely entranced by the motion of her flank in the hot sun.
>Surely Big Mac wouldn't have such thoughts about his loving sister but you on the other hand couldn't help but feel strangely attracted to it.
>Your dick again unsheathed but this time you felt some discomfort as it dragged across the grass.
>Thoughts of Applejack's hips danced in your head as you could feel your dick transforming itself into a big stone rod ready to attack the nearest thing in sight.
>You stopped in your tracks trying to hide your embarrassment and Applejack could hear your movements turning her head to look behind her.
"Big Mac? Why did you sto- OH FO' CRYIN OUT LOUD!" she says as she buries her face in her hoofs.
>"S-Sorry!" you meekly exclaim as you try to think of anything that can take your mind off what's happening at this moment.
"You actin like a young buck who just discovered his spring snake!" says Applejack and this time her eyes didn't dart away from you.
"Please get that thing under control so we can get a move on!"
>She snorts and makes her way into the barn while you just stood there wondering if this was some strange dream.
"Sup Big Mac! Seen Applejack around?"
>That sounded like Rainbow Dash.
"Can't you see Darling? It looks as if BIIIIIGGGG MAC is currently preoccupied."
>...and that would be Rarity.
 
 
>Rarity and Rainbow Dash both began to blush and were doing their best to hide their giggling as they waited for your response.
"S-She's in the barn." you said as you tried to shift your body to move your rock hard erection away from them.
>A few quick bursts of laughter from Rainbow Dash escaped her lips as she struggled to keep it in check while Rarity held a wide smirk.
"Guess we'll just wait here then. So, Big Mac..." says Rarity as she then began to walk towards you and her eyes glared at the movement of your hind legs.
"I haaaave to ask, are you happy to see me Darling? We don't seem to see each other that much despite you being the BIG...brother of our dear Applejack. Now why is that?"
>You began to feel something burning inside as Rarity was just a few hoofs away from you and you could smell the sweet scent radiating from her body.
>"W-Well-"
"Something wrong Darling? I know, the view is quite stunning, isn't it?" she says as leans closer to you.
"You don't have to be ashamed. It must be difficult being a HARD working stallion working with such...LARGE tools without any help."
>You noticed Rarity circling behind you and making a slight pause before continuing to stand shoulder to shoulder with you.
"I may not seem well suited for farm work but perhaps...I can help sometime? What do you say, BIG Mac?"
"Rarity? Rainbow? What are ya'll two doin' out here so early?" says Applejack as she emerged from the barn. She doesn't look too pleased at the moment.
"There she is!" says Rarity in a tone of fake excitement. "Twilight wanted us to meet up with her as quickly as possible. She said it was important."
"...and just what's goin on out here?" says Applejack who was eyeing Rarity as she stood next to you.
"Just having a harmless chat with Big Mac of course." says Rarity as she gives you a playful tap.
 
 
>You grasped another bushel of hay with your teeth and shook it about as you stood in front of one of the pens in the barn.
>This is how they do it, right?
>Hay was scattered all over the floor as you stopped after your third bushel exhausted from a job well done.
>You then heard a barking in the distance.
"Big Mac? You in there? Thought you was hungry and needed a bite to eat."
>It was Apple Bloom who was carrying a basket around her neck with a few apples and following her around was that dog.
>...what was the dog's name again?
>As soon as Apple Bloom entered the barn, she was wide eyed at your work and dropped the basket spilling a few apples.
"W-What in tarnation?! Big Mac? What did you do?!"
>You just stood there nervously with a sigh of relief that you didn't have another accidental display of big morning wood for Apple Bloom.
>You looked around the barn at the mess you made figuring you didn't do a good job after all.
"BIG MAC?!"
>Apple Bloom's voice snapped you back into focus. She stood there and then appeared to be confused as the dog jumped in front of her and was barking and growling at you.
>Even the dog can tell something was wrong?
>You can't make this worse by freaking out Apple Bloom as well.
>"A-Apple Bloom, I'm just not feeling particularly well this morning. Sorry for troubling you."
>She silenced the dog and then made her way to you hugging your front leg which luckily stopped the it's growling.
"S'all right Big Mac, ain't no trouble at all. Just had us worried for a sec." said Apple Bloom as you returned the hug.
>You needed to speak to Twilight but heading into town like this being unable to control your erections around mares was a disaster just waiting to happen.
>If only...
>"Say Apple Bloom, mind doin' big brother a favor?"
 
 
"Twilight couldn't possibly leave his side so I volunteered to come get you when Apple Bloom told us you wanted to see her."
>You got up and tried to think of what this "Anon" mystery was about failing to notice that Rarity has raised her tail while walking behind you again.
"You seem to be in deep thought, is something wrong Darling?" said Rarity as her hoofs gently massaged your back thighs.
"Applejack interrupted us earlier and couldn't object when I volunteered to get you. Rainbow wanted to come as well but I quietly told her that would be too risky."
>"Anon"...was that-
>Your mind drifted elsewhere as your nostrils flared at the sweet scent you slowly inhaled. Was that coming from Rarity?
"You always were so lonesome keeping to yourself on the farm. I don't think you knew Anon that well and honestly, I didn't either..."
>"Not again?!" you thought to yourself as your dick hardened itself once more.
>This time Rarity was in full view for the show and her mouth was slightly agape
as she continued to gently rub you with her hooves.
"Everyday some of the stallions in town try to discreetly give us mares a glance of their proud cocks but each time, you know what I would hear as I walk past them?"
>"N-No..." you shook your head as you could see Rarity was now staring deeply at her enlarged prize.
 
 
"That although some were nice, none of them could hold a candle to Big Mac. There's so many rumors about you from the local mares gossiping that I couldn't blame you for wanting to stay here all day."
>You could feel sweat running down your face as you stood still.
>Your hind leg instinctively tried to block Rarity's view but she rested on it giving you the cue to stop.
"Why is such a large stallion like yourself so ashamed of this?" she said as she lightly began to touch your dick watching it swing from left to right.
"...you're always so quiet and reserved with nopony hardly ever seeing you. So imagine my surprise when you had this dangling right in front of me this morning."
>You took in deep breaths as her touches became more intimate.
"Am I making you nervous? Well, I suppose we should get going." said Rarity as she made her way to the barn entrance.
"...but I don't think you want to go into town like that."
>"Damn it, what was I thinking about earlier?..." you thought to yourself as your thoughts felt like a maze of clouds.
"Well, don't worry Darling." said Rarity as she shut the barn door in front of her.
"A hard working stallion such as yourself needs a refined mare to help him out in times of stress."
>She then began to trot towards you and you started to slowly back away from her as she held a devious smirk.
"...and lucky for you, I happen to know just the refined mare that can help."
 
 
"Now don't move." said Rarity as she seductively lowered herself and went underneath you.
>Her tail brushed against your face and you could feel a tingling sensation as something wet moved itself across the engorged head of your dick.
>Rarity took her time using her tongue to lick every fold of the most glorious shaft she ever laid eyes on.
"I heard stories from mares who claimed to see you when you were younger and getting inconvenient erections but this..." she says as tries to open her lips and struggles to get a mouthful.
"Is really something else!"
>You made a small moan as Rarity took the full head of your dick into her mouth and then moved up and down sucking it in a fast rhythm.
>She holds this for a few seconds going further down your dick each time before you heard a *plop* as your dick falls out and she gasps for air.
>Your taste mixed with her saliva as they ran down her chin and she wipes off the the excess amount without missing a beat.
>You looked down and could see that her tail has now moved to the side exposing her plump white pussy that warmed itself to a shade of pink.
>It glistened in the light as her juices made its way down her inner thighs.
>Your nostrils continued to flare.
"Like what you see Darling?" said Rarity as she moved her tail to stroke your body.
"Now let's see how much this bad boy can shoot out..."
>You could feel your hind legs begin to shake in place as Rarity took a deep breath and used her mouth that was now filled with your pre-cum to suck at a pace even faster than before.
 
 
>"OHHHHHH......U-UHHH.....W-WAIT!" you tried to get Rarity's attention as you could feel yourself going past the breaking point.
>You then began to gush out a torrent of cum into Rarity who was wide-eyed at just how much was shooting down her throat.
>She then pulled herself off of you as your cum pooled out of her mouth and began to cough gasping for air.
>You grit your teeth and pumped out the last few streams which landed straight into Rarity's face.
>Tears and mascara ran down her cheeks and she continued to cough as she tried to wipe her face.
"S-Sweet Celestia..." she mumbled as she looked at the ground beneath you as your pulsating dick seeped the ground with a growing puddle of cum.
>You let out a deep breath of relief as the last few drops trickled out and nearly collapsed from the pleasure.
>That was the most amazing orgasm and somehow you knew that nothing from your previous life ever matched it.
>...previous life?
>Wait, that's right! You're now a horse!
>...or were you always a horse?
>You just knew that for some reason you felt immense pride facing Rarity who just stared at your dick which was now limp yet still occasionally twitched.
 
 
"I suppose Applejack isn't going to be too happy about this." said Rarity as you two tried to cover up the bodily fluids that soaked into the mess of hay and dirt.
"So, now that you're taken care of I'll just clean myself up a bit and we can head on to Twilight's. They must be wondering why we haven't made it back yet."
>As Rarity turned, you noticed how wet she was when a visible trail from her soaking pussy made its way down her thighs.
>.....
>You no longer cared about this "Anon" or Twilight and only one thing became the focus of your desire.
>Now running on pure instinct you flared your nostrils and quickly walked to beat Rarity as she made her way to the barn door.
"Darling?" said Rarity as you gently moved to block her path.
>Without saying a word you turned to your side and showed her that your dick has begun to rise again slowly twitching and veins expanding as the blood flowed.
>The room was silent as Rarity began to move her flank from side to side staring at the horse dick that looked much larger than before.
>...is Big Mac really suggesting?
>She bit her lower lip and felt her pussy ache for the stallion she now lusted after.
"...I s-suppose we c-could do more."
>Your attention was now on Rarity's flank as she knelt down and lifted it high into the air.
>Her eyes was focused on the ground as her cheeks blushed and she buried her face into her hooves.
>She suddenly felt a mixture of shame and guilt that just one look could cause her to act so submissively to a stallion she barely spoke to.
>Her flank began to tremble as her tail shifted to the side and her hungry pussy laid exposed.
"...h-hurry and please...be g-gentle." whispered Rarity as you circled behind her and raised yourself to place your hooves on her backside.
 
 
>The pulsing tip of your large dick felt like that of a fat stallion trying to push his way through a crowd of angry mares each attempting to squeeze him without mercy.
>Rarity's breathing picked up as if she was giving birth while you were applying some force just to enter her tight moistening crevice.
>It was at that point that Rarity felt a small sense of fear as she realized the danger she's gotten her pussy into.
"B-Big Mac? M-Maybe...we should ju-"
>You couldn't hear her concerns or warning as your brow furrowed and you snorted while increasing the amount of pressure on Rarity's backside.
>She sank further into the soft earth as your hooves tightened around her.
>With one swing of your hips you pushed yourself into her with brute strength.
>Rarity let out a loud cry as your head pushed in and your shaft soon followed.
>You let out deep breaths as you began to slowly rock back and forth.
>Only the first section of your dick could barely fit in and out of the contracting pussy now gushing and creaming with pain and delight.
>Rarity only laid there motionless and moaned as her eyes watered and her mouth began to dry.
>Nature took over as you continued to solely fuck Rarity into desperation as she tried to weakly pull herself away.
>You maintained composure stopping briefly to let out an irritated grunt pushing Rarity further down to stay still.
>She then began to moan even louder letting out another scream as you thrust in blind anger.
>Each thrust contained more of your shaft and the pace quickened until you plunged half of your dick into her.
>Rarity was now holding back tears as you held on and then pulled out hearing a loud *plop* as your dick made it's way throbbing out of her.
>It began to shoot out another few rounds of cum and you looked up at the ceiling exhausted.
>Both of you were sweaty and the musk of sex filled the air as you stood there now hearing soft sobbing and heavy breaths from the mare that rested on the ground before you.
 
 
 
>After a few minutes, you came to your senses and Rarity still hasn't moved but you could tell she at least calmed down from earlier.
>With some hesitation, you walked over to her and knelt down.
>You then began to rub her coat and although she slightly flinched at first from your touch, she allowed you to continue.
"...t-thank you." she says as you moved your leg over her and pulled her close to you.
>She rested her head on you and the two of you just laid there in the comfort of each other's warmth.
>Suddenly you could hear a knock on the barn door.
 
"R-Rarity? Are y'alls done? Y-You said you would only be a minute!"
 
>Apple Bloom?!
>You then glanced a confused look to Rarity.
"Oh...I h-had Apple Bloom keep a look out for us. You didn't honestly think I would do this in the case of getting caught did you?"
>"Did she hear any of this?" you thought to yourself as you got up and Rarity was also finally able to stand after her ordeal.
>She lifted her hind leg and looked at the latest collecton of your fluids that now pooled together beneath you two.
"Applejack's going to kill me..." she says as she sighs while lowering her head.
>You then leaned in to nuzzle her and a light giggle came from her as she returned the gesture.
"...but I guess it's worth it."
>The two of you then opened the door to the barn and walked out with Apple Bloom waiting right in front and nervously looked about.
"I...uh...wouldn't go in there Apple Bloom." said Rarity with a faint smile.
"Is the house clear?"
"Y-Yessum." said Apple Bloom and she wouldn't look up at either of you. But you still noticed her face burned a bright shade of red.
"G-Granny is still taking her nap."
"Guess that's my cue to freshen up Darling." said Rarity as she gave you small kiss before following Apple Bloom inside the house.
>You looked down underneath you and the scent of Rarity still lingered.
>Perhaps you should do some cleaning as well...
 
 
>Before you could leave for the house you heard a barking sound that was moving close to you.
>...it's the dog again.
>You prepared yourself for the worst as the family dog ran towards you but it stopped just short of a legs reach.
>It looked up at you tilting it's head panting in the heat.
>Guess it's friendly now?
>You then continued on to the house when you squinted your eyes at a furry mass of fluff on the front porch.
>Is that?...
>You walked closer for a better look and could tell it was the family dog taking a nap.
>...w-what the?
>You turned behind you and the dog was still there now closely stalking you.
>You made several glances from dog to dog and couldn't tell the difference.
>Except the eyes of this nearby dog now looked to be a yellowish color with oddly colored pupils...
"Hey, Anon. Over here!"
>...did that dog just talk?!
 
 
"Hehehe, what's with the LONG face? I see you didn't wait too LONG to put that body to good use! Guess Rarity had to find out the HARD way?" said the strange dog now rolling on the ground with laughter.
"Eh? Eh? These puns working for you? Well, at least -I- had the decency to laugh when Rarity said them to you."
>It's official, you've now lost your mind.
"Anon, you're starting to worry me here! Don't you remember your old pal?"
>"O-Old pal?"
"...You know, the master of chaos! Starts with a D? Ends with a D? If you answer with 'Dad' then you've taken way too many BUMPS to the head just like another red horse I know"
>Wait, this dog keeps calling you "Anon"!
>How can that be when...shit, you forgot why you wanted to see Twilight!
>"Why are you calling me...Anon?"
>The dog sighed and amazingly disappeared out of sight.
>Within seconds you could feel a tiny creature walking on your head.
"Hmmm, everything seems to be in place. Could someone hand me a magnifying glass?"
>A butterfly appeared holding a...magnifying glass?! flew over to you.
"OH! I see now! Looks like you've got a case of amnesia, Anon."
>"W-WHAT?"
"Well, it's that or you're going crazy. What do you think Alice?"
"Sounds like you both went off the deep end to me."
"Well no one asked you! Now could you please leave me and my friend here to chat!"
"Sure. Still up for cards tomorrow?"
"...I guess and it's YOUR turn to bring the dip this time!"
>You watched the butterfly fly off into the distance and the tiny creature walked on your down your forehead onto your nose waving it goodbye."
>It looked like as if someone got a bunch of random body parts and stuck them together.
"Anon, Anon...what am I going to do with you?" said the creature as it looked you in the eyes.
"This is what YOU wanted and now we're both going to be in trouble here."
>Trouble?
"As much as I hate to say it, Twilight isn't as dumb as she looks. Sooner or later she's going to figure out what happened."
 
 
>"So what exactly happened and...what are you?" you asked as you rested on the grass trying to figure out your connection to Anon.
"The name's Discord, Anon. Don't worry, I'll clear all of this up for you! Well...most of it anyway."
>Discord then raised his hands as a minature stage appeared with small balloons gathering around him.
>You looked up at the house thinking there's no way this would go unnoticed but it was still just the dog on the porch.
"Oh no need to worry about the girls Anon. I've set up a distraction for them. So I guess you know what time it is folks!"
>Cheering from an invisible crowd can be heard as Discord pulled out a...puppet? from thin air.
>It was the same two legged figure you saw in your dream but this time you had some idea of what it looked like.
"This is...or was you Anon." said Discord as the puppet wandered around on stage and you could have sworn you heard it was crying as well.
"You somehow found yourself in our world and Celestia decided to spare your life. She forbade you to stay in the castle and set out a cottage just for you in Ponyville."
>The puppet entered a cozy cottage and rain began to pour down onto it.
"and that's when SHE appeared."
>A puppet of a purple horse flew onto the stage and the rain ceased. The Anon puppet came out and the two had a small hug.
>"This is Twilight, she was the one who took charge of you and made sure you enjoyed your stay. Such is the duty of the Princess of Friendship eh? Go figure."
>A group of more pony puppets appeared but they stood far way from the Anon and Twilight puppet.
"No matter how hard she tried, Twilight couldn't get any other pony to be your friend. You was quite frankly seen as a freak Anon just like yours truly. Not to mention you had a face that scared mares and their fillies away! Oh, just joking on that last part."
>The Anon puppet then collapsed on the floor as the Twilight puppet tried to console it.
 
 
"Poor, poor Anon. Even Twilight's main group of
friends only hang around because she begged them to give you a chance."
"However, there was another pony who enjoyed your company. A pony who had love for any animal she came across!"
>A puppet of a yellow pony entered on the stage and the Anon puppet rose up to greet her.
"Fluttershy! Always so kind and generous! Did you know she even took little ol' me into her home? Oh wait, I think you do!"
>You could hear whispers as Discord transformed himself into a puppet and walked to the edge of the stage entrance holding a piece of paper.
>A puppet pony dressed in black approached him as he appeared to mumble a few words.
"Ahem, are these my lines?" the Discord puppet asked as the strings of the puppet pony shook to make it move up and down.
"PERFECT! Now entering the play is the major star of the evening! I present to you, Discord!"
>You could hear hooves stomping the ground as the Discord puppet magically appeared right next to you and Fluttershy.
"I was amused when you kept coming over to have tea with Fluttershy. Every week you couldn't wait to see her and it looked like you at last made a new friend!"
>The Anon puppet and the Fluttershy puppet stood together as the Discord puppet went to lay down on a nearby bed.
"Okay, perhaps amused wasn't the right word. BORING was more like it! But I was proud of you Anon. Besides when Fluttershy wasn't around, we even had our own fun adventures! However..."
>The Fluttershy puppet then ran away from the Anon puppet and the sound of a violin began to play.
"you were TOO happy with Fluttershy and thought you found love. Even Fluttershy couldn't bring herself to hold the same feelings for you. After all, you were just another poor defenseless animal for her to take care of."
>Rain poured again on the Anon puppet as it sat down on a bench by itself.
"But lucky for you..."
>The Discord puppet then went to Anon and held upside umbrella over him.
"You still had me!"
 
 
>The stage and puppets then proceeded to disappear as the Discord puppet returned himself to normal.
"AH! That's better." Discord said while stretching his limbs.
"Fluttershy hardly spoke to you after that but I was still there to lend an ear. It was torture always having to hear about your sad, sad life and trying to cheer you up but no matter what I tried, it always ended badly for you."
>You just stood in awestruck trying to take in Discord's story.
>Apparently you used to be Anon and your life was a miserable one...
"I even tried making you into a pony but Celestia caught wind of that and turned you back."
>Celestia...her name was oddly familiar and a picture of a shining white pony with multi-colored flowing mane appeared in your mind.
"I don't know what happened between you two but you REALLY got on her bad side Anon. That's something even I wouldn't dare to do at least not intentionally."
>Discord then pulled out a picture of Big Mac.
"My plan to help you out was a simple one. Switch your mind with a pony who hardly anyone ever interacted with so their behavior wouldn't seem so strange. But as always with chaos, things never go how you wish."
>Discord then pulled out a picture of your previous form, Anon.
"The longer you stay in his body, the more you believe you're him and that goes both ways. But during the first few hours of transfer, you know something's not right and you're not in your own body."
>"...so what happened to the other guy?"
"Oh I never thought you asked!"
>Discord then pulled out a picture of Anon in bed surrounded by Twilight and her friends.
"This morning when you woke up, I suppose you thought something wasn't right BUT you played it cool. That wasn't a coincidence Anon, you did that because a part of you knew what happened and you wanted to be Big Mac. Now as for Big Mac on the otherhand..."
>Discord then pulled out a picture of himself hitting scared Anon over the head with a giant cupcake made of strawberry frosting.
 
 
"This picture may be -slightly- exaggerated but you get the idea. Big Mac woke up in your body and started to panic. Screaming in the mirror and using such language that his dear Granny would have fainted!"
>Discord then stuck his claws into the picture scooping out some cupcake and enjoyed a nice bite.
"*Mmph* Delicious! I love strawberry. Anyway care to take a guess of your nextdoor neighbor? Who would want to stay next to your patheti- I mean luxurious excuse of a cottage?"
>"...Twilight?"
>"BINGO! I was watching over your body as a precaution and had to act fast. So I...may or may not caused your body to go into a coma. Don't ask how since it's not important, just know I'm very resourceful."
>You watched as the cupcake in the picture turned into a frying pan and blood started to run down Anon's head.
"Uh...ignore that!" said Discord as he pushed the card away.
"Just another joke! Now Anon, I'm being serious here. Twilight is trying to bring your body back and it's a good and also rather unpleasant thing that your body is in a coma."
>"A coma that you caused?..."
"Hey don't blame ME! I had to act fast and Big Mac was going to spill the beans. Listen, if Twilight succeeds *and she won't* your body will wake up and since Big Mac was in a coma, he's still able to remember what happened!"
>"...and why won't Twilight succeed?" you asked tilting your head to the side.
"Let's just say I'm also good at magic. Right now Twilight is trying her best not to involve Celestia out of some odd idea that you were left in her care. She's in way over her head with this one though."
>"...and where does that lead?"
"To Celestia of course! If she finds out I stepped out of line again helping you I'm going back *sniff* to that horrible prison!"
>Discord then grabbed a box of tissues to blow his nose.
 
 
>"W-What will happen to me?"
"I'll cut straight to the chase, she's going to throw you an amazing 'Wecome Back' party and by that I mean she's going to make all of your deams come true and by that...I mean she's going to kill you."
>Kill me? What for?!
>"and why would she do THAT?!"
"Well maybe not kill but you will wish that you were dead from whatever plans she has for you. She's just waiting for an excuse to get rid of you Anon."
>"WHY? What did I ever do to her?"
"As I said earlier, I don't really know myself but what we did is a very serious crime Anon. Celestia is an absolute tyrant and only lets you live because Twilight wanted to help you."
>"So what do we do?!"
"Well, we don't have much time left. Once it becomes night, Luna can enter Big Mac's mind to learn the truth and Celestia can also find out using her magic if Twilight gets her."
>Discord then took a small chessboard out of his fur and the pieces began to move on their own.
"We're all just pieces on the chessboard to her. While you may be a Pawn, I would be more like a Queen but she's still able to control our movements. She can be very scary Anon."
>"Even for you?!"
"...I'm afraid so. That leaves us with a few options."
 
"#1 I can end the spell on Big Mac and switch your bodies back. Everything will go back to the way things were with you *sigh* crying once again on my shoulder about how much your life sucks."
 
>"...and what else?"
 
"#2. We throw Big Mac an amazing 'Wecome Back' party and by that I mean we're going to have to hire the best mime in Ponyville and by that...I mean we're going to have to kill him."
 
 
>Was Discord really suggesting that the two of you had to kill a pony you barely even met?
>If there was one thing you're sure of, you're not a cold-blooded murderer.
>"Well we can't kill him. How could you even suggest that?!" you told Discord as he held an annoyed look.
"For the record Anon, Big Mac js a stallion of few words. A simple 'Nope' would have sufficed. Now what ideas do you have in that brilliant head of yours?"
>"Just switch us back!"
"Alright Anon, before I do that let's just see a glimpse of what your life was like before your wonderful time with Rarity today."
 
>Discord then put his claws behind his back and brought out a tall silver mirror. >Inside it swirled colors until a green pony with a black mane was shown cowering at the hooves of a figure you immediately recognized.
 
"We meet again, Anon." said Celestia as her eyes looked down at you with disgust.
"Did you really think I wouldn't notice your disappearance? DISCORD!"
>Discord then appeared wearing sunglasses and drinking a strawberry milkshake.
"Oh why if it isn't my favorite Princess! Who's the new guy?"
"Don't play dumb with me. You dare to create this abomination?"
"Abomination? I think my work deserves much higher praise here."
"..,you're dismissed Discord. I'll deal with you later."
>Twilight then ran in front of the green pony and tried to plead with her teacher.
"Please Princess Celestia! Anon has been through too much already!"
"Twilight...you don't know what these things are capable of. Do you remember that he wasn't the first of his kind to step into my domain?"
"Anon, please tell the Princess that you're different! That you meant no harm with this!" said Twilight as she turned her attention to the green pony.
>"I...I just want to be happy!" said the green pony as his voice quivered.
>Celestia was quiet for a moment before responding. Her words were like a dagger through the green pony's heart.
"Then you should have never came here."
 
 
>A blinding light flashed from Celestia's horn and the green pony screamed in agony.
>It began to change it's form to that of a human who huddled with his knees bent.
"That's better." Celestia said as the human tried to cover his eyes from the light.
"This is the form of true evil, Twilight. I'm sorry but I won't make the same mistakes again. These creatures will take advantage of any weakness they can find."
>Celestia then used her magic to make the human slowly levitate to her eye level.
"But I am rather lenient Anon, after all you're still alive especially after the stunt you tried to pull."
>Celestia then smiled as she used her wing to bring the human closer to her.
"If you wanted to die that badly, at least have the decency to do it yourself next time. I don't want to soil my hooves with your blood but if it comes to that, so be it."
 
>The colors in the mirror swirled as we now see a gloomy Fluttershy trying to sing to birds outside her home.
>Inside we see a human standing on a chair tying a rope around his neck as Discord idly stood next to him.
>"I'm going to do it this time Discord. There's nothing else for me..."
"Go ahead. You'll be saving me quite the headache."
>"You're...you're not going to stop me this time?"
>Discord sighed as he snapped his fingers and the human's chair became melting ice cream and the rope turned into sprinkles.
"You can't keep letting her get to you like this Anon."
>"I know...but what else is there? We tried everything."
"Not everything...I have another plan! We'll just simply switch you with another pony. That way Celestia won't know your missing and you can finally fit in here."
>"R-Really? You can do that?!"
"It will take awhile but sure. They just have to fit a certain criteria. Tell me Anon...how do you feel about Applejack?"
 
 
>The mirror then proceeded to shrink in Discord's claws until it was small enough for him to eat it.
"That's the end of that. So, do you now what going back to your original body means?" Discord said as he then opened his mouth to pull out a sand timer.
>It was a lot to take in.
>From what you understood not only did you hate your original life in Ponyville, you had Celestia who held a personal grudge against you.
>One that made make sure that anything you tried to make things better ended horribly.
"Still want to change back Anon?" Discord said while keeping a close on the timer.
>"I...I need to think about it some more." you said as the sand timer also got your attenion.
>"W-What's that for?"
"You'll find out soon enough. Tell you what Anon, make your mind up when you see you..., er, Big Mac. I think you'll make a wise choice then." said Discord as the sand nearly emptied itself into the base.
>Discord then faced you and sneezed out a wind full of leaves and dirt.
"Now 3,"
"2,"
"...and 1"
 
"DISCOOOORRRRRD!"
 
"There we go!"
>Rarity ran out the house covered in leaves as Apple Bloom wearily tried to keep up.
"Remember Anon, I always have your best interest in mind. Now try to play along here." said Discord as Rarity finally caught up with the two of you.
"You had us TRAPPED in a MAZE?! Why when CELESTIA HERE'S OF THIS!!!!" said Rarity ready to buck the life out of Discord.
"Oh sorry Rarirty, just wanted to see who could get out of my Amazing Mysterious Maze of Leaves and Assorted Dirt faster! It was between you two and Big Mac and guess who won?! Alice, do you mind?" said Discord as a butterfly appeared flying to you with a bronze trophy.
"Sadly Big Mac got last place but give him a round of hooves for being a good sport!"
>Rarity screamed as she lunged at Discord but he then sneezed again causing her to to be covered in sticky... strawberry ice cream.
>He really seems to love that flavor.
 
 
"Sorry, I have a bit of a cold right now. Hope it's not contagious." said Discord as Rarity was nearing her breaking point.
"WHEN I GET MY HOOVES ON YOU!!!"
>Discord then sneezed on Rarity again and all the ice cream on her melted upwards into the sky.
"*sniff* Sorry about that, this weather is just terrible for me. Guess that's my cue to leave."
said Discord as he slyly winked at you and transformed into a butterfly.
"Time for my card game with Alice. See you lovely ponies later and besides, don't you two have somewhere you need to be?"
>The two butterflies then flew off leaving you with an irritated Rarity and a greatly confused Apple Bloom.
"THE NERVE OF THAT DISCORD! THE NEXT TIME I SEE HIM!..."
>Rarity then turned to you as if a lightning bulb went off.
"But...he's right. We're late enough as it is and we have to get going if we want to make it before it gets dark out. Thanks for your help Apple Bloom, I'll take you shopping as soon as I get back!"
>Apple Bloom didn't see you off as you left with Rarity and headed for town.
>She just sullenly went back into the house and took in the dog who awoke from the commotion earlier.
>"Darling, since it's now just us. It may be a bad time but...about what happened between us...in the barn..."
>OH NO, you knew where she was going with this.
>Discord said that Big Mac was a staillion of few words.
>Since you never met him you just tried to copy a country hick style but you see there's more to it than that.
>Quickly you held up a hoof to Rarity's lips making her stop in surprise.
>"Later." you spoke assertively knowing you had to make it to Anon as soon as possible to see what Discord meant.
>Rarity just blushed and continued the trip moving closer to you and sometimes rubbing against her flank with yours.
"A-Alright. We'll talk later then." she meekly answered while blushing and giving you a sultry glance.
>You're getting the hang of this.
 
 
>The two of you were making your to the town square when your nostrils began to notice many new smells in the area.
>One of which unfortunately to you was the scent of traveling young mares.
>Rarity was one thing to get used to but all of these at once...
>"Stop." you said as your hind legs began to move about.
"Stop? Darling we're almost th-..."
>Rarity then looked under you and grinned.
>Your giant erection was now very noticible and you can hear the whispers of mares in the background while stallions gave you jealous looks.
"Darling you don't need to worry about thay here. If you were by yourself then I guess it would be ill mannered but you're with me." said Rarity nudging you to continue.
"It's only natural for a stallion to get like that next to his mare."
>You reluctantly contined through town as your dick awkwardly bounced sometimes hitting the grass below.
 
"I-Is that?"
"You know it! Now do you girls believe me?"
"Rarity's with THAT? Lucky bitc-"
"HONEY WOULD YOU STOP STARING AT HIM!"
"Look girls, Big Mac is BACK!"
 
>You became embarrassed hearing the voices speaking of you in the crowds.
>But it still felt strangely good knowing you were so popular.
>You also noticed other voices as well.
 
"Heard about Anon?"
"Did somepony try to kill him?"
"He's been in a coma for awhile now."
"Serves him right!"
"Why couldn't he just leave already?"
"I want to find out who did it just to buy them a cider!"
 
>...guess Anon really wasn't so popular here.
 
 
>As you made your way you then noticed a sudden crowd of ponies in a loud commotion.
>There was one particular pony who towered over all of them in the middle at the center of the attention.
>You could feel your blood run cold.
 
"Princess Celestia?! What brings you here?"
"Over here Princess!"
"I JUST LOVE YOUR MANE!"
 
"Hey Big Mac, it's the Princess. *I bet she will be so jealous* PRINCESS CELESTIA DARLING, OVER HERE!" said Rarity as she waved to Celestia.
 
>The Princess looked over the crowd and smiled at Rarity.
>Her eyes then moved to you and widened as it slowly focused under you.
>"This can't be good!" you thought to yourself trying to think of a way to escape.
"Rarity! It's always a pleasure to see you again." said Celestia as she walked through the crowd towards Rarity.
>You noticed a slight smirk as her eyes drifted from the grass beneath you and then focused up to your face.
"...and is this nice young stallion Applejack's brother, Big Mac? I don't think we've been properly introduced."
 
 
"Don't just stand there, say something!" whispered Rarity as she lightly shoved you.
>Your mind was blank trying to think of something to say.
>It's apparent Celestia didn't know Big Mac that well but when it came to Anon...
>You also could tell all eyes were on you as the crowd gathered moved around you, Rarity, and Celstia.
>Your rock hard erection had you cursing under your breath for its subtle nervous twitching.
>"Y-Yes." you replied to Celestia as some gasps could be heard in the crowds.
>Rarity then breathed out in relief as Celestia appeared to be greatly amused by your answer and gave a hearty laugh.
 
"Ha, I've heard you were a stallion who was always straight to the point." said Celestia as she she extended her hoof to you.
"I'm delighted to make your aquaintance, Big Mac."
>Manners among royalty was something not lost on you and you tapped her hoofs while making a small bow to the Princess.
"Oh you need not bow Big Mac. I was only offering a friendly hoof tap." said Celestia as some laughs could be heard behind you.
"How goes the harvest on your farm? May I expect everypony to look forward to another exciting cider season this year?"
>"Yes?"
"Marvelous." Celestia said with a light laugh which made Rarity notice her growing fondness for you.
 
"Uh, Princess! May I ask what brings you here to Ponyville?" said Rarity trying to change the subject.
>The smile on Celestia's face disappeared for a brief second before returning as she turned to Rarity.
"I received a rather grim letter from my student, Twilight. It seems that a tragedy has befallen Anon." said Celestia as her face hung low for a moment of silence.
>You could then hear a few boos emitting from the crowds.
"Now now my fellow ponies, you should know I value every life no matter how...trivial they may appear to be. Anon deserves any help he should get and know that I trust my student to deliver him the best of care!"
 
 
>"I trust my student to deliver him the best of care?" you thought to yourself as Celestia chuckled.
>If Twilight asked for her, it must be serious but here Celestia is just chatting amonst other ponies in Ponyville.
>...is she even going to see Anon who is now as you believed the original Big Mac?
 
"Come Rarity and Big Mac, walk with me for a moment will you? Ahem, might I have some privacy while I speak to the holder of the Element of Generosity and her fine companion?" said Celestia as the crowd quickly started to disperse.
"Must be important!" you heard a pony say as she left with her family.
"Now we can converse in peace." Celestia said as you and Rarity now found yourselves in her company.
 
"So tell me Rarity, why aren't you over at Twilight's? The letter mentioned you suddenly leaving for Sweet Apple Acres to get Big Mac. What's that about?"
"Oh! Big Mac wanted to speak with Twilight since Apple Bloom was worried about him. I just...wanted to go and make sure he had a safe trip here." said Rarity as Celestia held a stern glance towards you.
"You wanted to see Twilight today Big Mac? Why? Is...everything alright?" said Celestia as you felt your heart beating rapidly.
>You struggled to speak up to answer her questions.
>Can she tell something was different about you?
 
"I see..Rarity, would you mind giving us some time alone? I think Big Mac indeed has something urgent to discuss and I do not wish my student to be distressed any further."
 
"Was it that serious?" said a concerned Rarity as she held her hoof on your shoulder.
"I had no idea. Well if there's any pony who can help you, it's the Princess. I'll head on to Twilight's and wait for you."
>Rarity then gave you a peck on the cheeks and trotted off leaving just you and Celestia.
 
"I take it she's a close 'friend' to you?" said Celestia watching Rarity leave.
>Celestia then stopped near a bridge and smirked glancing underneath you in a way you couldn't tell.
"I hope we can be 'friends' as well,"
 
 
>You then felt soft strokes across your hind thighs as Celestia gracefully used her wing to touch you.
"Now what's troubling you enough to see Twilight, Big Mac? You can be open with me."
>You knew short responses no longer worked here.
>But how can you avoid making her suspicious?
"...is it about Anon?" said Celestia as the strokes from her wing stopped.
 
>You couldn't think of a believable reason that required Twilight's assistance so you tried to answer with half-truths.
 
>"Yes, just worried about him." you said as Celestia slightly frowned.
"Were you two...friends Big Mac?"
>"...Nope. Barely knew the guy. He did know my sister so I figured he was worth seein."
"Why what a loyal brother you are, Big Mac. Then again you are related to Applejack." said Celestia as her wing resumed their soft strokes on your coat.
"Besides, there's not much more they nor I can do for him. His condition is way past that point."
>"...and what do you mean by that?" you asked and you could hear Celestia having a light chuckle from your question.
"I've learned from the past that creatures like Anon are very fragile. Much more so than us." said Celestia seemingly very pleased as she spoke.
"Twilight is thinking that simply healing and trying to him wake up is enough but I know from her descriptive letter that Anon has suffered a greater injury."
>"..and what would that be?"
"His mind, Big Mac. Between you and me, the blows he took should have killed him. The only thing Twilight is doing is keeping him alive."
>"...just what the hell did you do Discord?" you thought as Celestia continued.
"If Anon was to awaken now the results would be undesirable for him but...amusing for me. Now who do you think can help Anon recover from his traumatic deep sleep?"
 
>You're thankful that Discord changed your mind earlier.
>You would have woken up with severe brain damage.
>There's only one other pony you recalled that Discord mentioned in his story that could help Anon.
>"...Luna."
 
 
 
"Yes, tonight my sister will visit Anon's dreams to see just how badly his mind has collapsed and if he can be recovered."
 
>No...
>So the only way Big Mac can get out of this alive is for Luna to visit his dreams?
>But by doing so Luna will then discover that the switch that Discord has done with you and Big Mac.
>You'll soon incur Celestia's wrath with the end result might as well being your death from how much she already despised you.
 
>Inside you could feel yourself begin to panic as a single thought slowly manifested.
>Something you never thought you were never capable of.
 
>Do you have to kill Big Mac?
 
>...
>But wait, you didn't ask for any of this to happen to him.
>It was Discord who caused his coma.
>So you're innocent? Right?
>Besides, in a way you're just ending Big Mac's torment.
>You still remember the figure that screamed at you when you slept in the barn.
>So by killing Big Mac not only are you making sure he's finally at peace, you also will get the chance to live happily in Ponyville in his place.
>You're the most popular stallion in town and everypony wants to be your friend.
>You got to fuck Rarity and you're sure other mares wanted the same from you.
 
>...
>But what about Twilight and her friends?
>How will you and Discord deal with them so if you kill Anon, you won't be suspected with his death?
 
>...
>NO! You can't kill Big Mac!
 
"By the way." Celestia said while she looked around to make sure her actions went unseen.
>Her wing then slid down your hind thigh and went underneath you.
>You then tensed up as you felt your dick being grazed by her smooth, smooth feathers.
"Luna usually tells me about the interesting dreams she visits. Hope you don't mind but hearing of your dreams in particular...the ones involving me, Luna, or Twilight and her friends..."
>Her wing moved to stroke the length of your erect shaft.
"Simply amazing..." whispered Celestia as she started to breathe heavily.
 
>...
>You have to kill Big Mac.
 
 
"It's been so long since I've met a stallion with your rather...unique talents, Big Mac." said Celestia as the tip of her wing firmly held the base of your shaft.
>She then gently moved it up and down making it feel as if she was trying to guess the weight.
"How...how can this be possible without using magic? Just what are they feeding you on that farm?" said Celestia as she then removed her wing leaving your dick to fall and bounce on the grass.
"So...tell me Big Mac, is Rarity your special somepony?"
 
>Rarity? You had some feelings her but you also remembered your previous affection for a yellow pony by the name of Fluttershy.
>...Rarity just couldn't replace her.
>"No..." you said with noticeable disappointment over not wanting to return her burning desire for you.
 
"Well I'm sorry to hear that. I was under the impression the two of you were a couple. You looked lovely together."
>"...t-then why did you use your wing-"
"Hmm? Oh, I was just humbly satisfying my curiosity Big Mac. However, I can now say you're able to satisfy much...much more than that."
 
>Celestia then smiled as she turned you to face her.
"Big Mac, would you care to join me for some entertainment at my royal palace? I am in dire need of a guest and you will do nicely. Perhaps tonight?"
>Tonight? Luna is visiting Big Mac and you still needed to talk to Discord.
>You also couldn't see yourself being with the same Princess who tried her best to ruin you.
>"I-I still have to go to Twlight's."
"Yes but that should still leave you with enough time to join me later."
>"I h-have to see my family as well."
"Good, I can send a carriage for you when you're done."
>Why is she so persistent with this?
>You then noticed Celestia was staring intently beneath you as your dick began to flop about taking awhile to pull into you.
 
>You have some idea of what she wanted for entertainment...
 
 
>"...what if I refuse?" you ask as Celestia then placed her hoof on your shoulder.
"Big Mac, you're free to decline. I'm not trying to force you to do anything you're uncomfortable with. Just know that it never hurts to have the favor of the Princess."
>She then turned to make her leave as her wings spread ready to take flight.
"I'll arrange for a carriage to arrive at this location around 10:00 tonight. That leaves you with a few hours to decide. I hope we can have a memorable evening, BIG Mac."
>She then gazed passionately at you from the corner of her eyes before taking off into the sky which grew darker.
>Time was running out.
 
>You then started your search for Twilight's home in Ponyville.
>Discord mentioned something about it being next to your cottage but where could that be with so many buildings in sight?
>You ran around town eliciting squeals of delight from nearby mares until a shack which looked broken down grabbed your attention.
>It didn't look like a cottage at all but there was a broken window and random assortment of food was smashed against the sides.
>You walked to the door and it creaked open revealing trash scattered around the desolate floor.
>You could then see a few distinct pools of dried blood as a roll of yellow tape closed you off from getting closer.
>This had to be it.
>The atmosphere was a depressing one.
>Not wishing to stand another second inside, you left and looked around for a sign of Twilight's house.
>Nothing much except for a huge crystal tree that...
>Wait, a CRYSTAL tree??
>You walked closer to it and looked up to see what appeared to be a shining castle with a large star at the top.
>Could this be...
 
"PLEASE...please just wake up."
 
>You could have sworn you heard that echo from the top of the tree and decided this had to be Twilight's home.
>But there's really only way to be certain.
 
>You walked to the large golden door and used your hoof to give it a few heavy knocks.
 
 
>You waited at the door and nothing happened.
>Eager you pounded it again putting in more effort this time.
>Shortly afterwards you started to hear footsteps.
>To your surprise the door opened and a small purple dragon looked out.
>He immediately scowled when he saw you.
 
"Oh, it's YOU." he said as he rubbed his temples suggesting he had a headache and motioned you to come in.
>"Uh, yeah. Just hear to see Twilight and Anon...and who might you be?"
"VEEERRRY FUNNY. Since when did you expand your vocabulary beyond 'EEYUP' or 'NOPE'?" said the dragon as he emphasized a country accent.
"Guess you're smarter than I thought."
 
>Where did that come from?
>You could tell the dragon was clearly agitated with you.
>But you couldn't seem to recall his name.
>"I'm...not feeling too well today. Sorry if I forgot your name."
"...forget it. *sigh* Alright, the name's Spike. Now can we JUST move on already."
 
>You could see the luxurious carpeting and marble stairs leading up into the tree as you walked inside.
>Such a grand home compared to the shack you lived in.
>You could hear the sounds of crying coming from the ceiling.
"My day just can't get any better. First I had to help with Anon and now..." said Spike as you followed him to the leading staircase.
"YOU show up. So BIG Mac, you said you weren't feeling too well? Strange when you had such a swell time with Rarity huh?"
>Spike knew about 'that'?
>"Uh...no, we just talked was all."
"Must have given her a REEAAAL good talk then." said Spike as he went up the stairs.
 
 
>There was an awkward silence as the two of you finished the long walk up the stairs.
>Spike then paused at the top of the staircase and gripped the railing.
"I...I told you I had feelings for her Big Mac." Spike said as he solemnly looked at a nearby crystal pillar.
"That time you guys finely invited me out for a night on the town. We had fun and told each other about our dream girls. Everypony laughed when I said Rarity but you didn't. I thought we were friends..."
 
>You couldn't say anything as you heard a sniffling sound from Spike.
>It seems you apparently betrayed his trust.
>"Spike...I'm s-"
"SAVE IT." said Spike as he stopped and then pointed towards a room at the end of a corridor.
"You'll find them in the throne room. Now, if you'll excuse me..."
>Spike then walked slowly back down the stairs with his head slumped over.
>You'll have to make things right with him later.
>After all you're now Big Mac, you didn't want to take away the years of trust he built up in Ponyville.
 
>As you walked down the corridor filled with shining crystals and emerald windows framed with gold, you could hear the same earlier sounds of crying grow louder.
>As you reached the doorway, you peaked your head in the room with thrones arranged in a circle.
>At its center was a purple pony with wings frantically throwing books around as a human laid in front of her.
>That must be Twilight and the human who used to be you.
>The real Big Mac.
>You couldn't see his face but he was struggling to breathe as a light blue barrier of magic covered him.
 
>You looked to Twilight's right and could see Applejack who was seated by herself.
>Rainbow Dash laid on the floor next to the magic barrier making a loud yawn and there was a pink pony next to her rubbing her tired eyes.
>You walked in to get a closer look.
 
"THERE HE IS!" shouted Rarity as she ran to come greet you.
"Finally..." said Rainbow Dash smirking as she looked up to see Rarity giving you a tight hug.
 
 
>As you held Rarity, you noticed a yellow pony who stood up against the back of the room and tried her best not to stare at you.
>When your eyes met, she quickly jumped and nervously looked elsewhere.
>That must be Fluttershy.
>Next to her was strange floating cloud raining ice cream and on the creature riding on top of it was...Discord?!
>He's here!
>He gave you a small nod and proceeded to drift around near Fluttershy being careful not to get her drenched in the tasty substance.
>Looks like it was strawberry flavored again.
 
"An' why are you here?!" said Applejack as she got up and angrily trotted to you.
"Rarity says you already seen Princess Celestia 'bout your problem."
"Applejack calm yourself, don't you know what stress does for wrinkles?"
"Rarity get your GOSH DARN HOOVES off my brother!"
"He's made his choice darling."
"I know! Everypony here knows! It's the only thing you been talkin' about since you got back here!!"
 
>Applejack then went face to face with Rarity as Rainbow Dash quickly went in between them and held her hooves pushing both of them away.
"Alright alright knock it off you too!" she said as Applejack took deep breaths while walking a few steps back.
>Rarity smiled at her and you just stood there as you felt her hoof discreetly massaged your hind leg.
>Uh oh...
 
"Geeeeez, how could you walk back here after taking THAT?!" said Rainbow Dash as she laughed while pointing at your now massive dick while it unraveled from its sheath.
"Oh, took awhile Darling but I managed."
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!" yelled Applejack as she covered her ears with her hooves.
>The pink pony then bounced around you and Rarity giggling.
"Big Mac and Rarity layin' in a barn! F-U-C-"
 
"E-ENOUGH ALL OF YOU!" Twilight yelled as she then turned back to quickly skim a black book.
>Tears ran down her cheeks and dripped onto the page.
"I'M TRYING TO SAVE ANON!"
"Ya'll heard her girls." said Applejack as she snorted still flustered by you and Rarity.
"Now why don't you head on home Big Mac. You bein' here ain't doin' nothin' but causin' a ruckus for Twilight!"
"Oho! Not so fast my dear Applejack." said Discord as he suddenly appeared next to you and to the disdain of Rarity.
>The cloud he rode earlier was now strapped to a string he held as if it were a balloon.
"Our dear Big Mac has every right to be here. He was also one of Anon's closest friends."
>The room became eerily quiet as the mares stared at you in disbelief.
 
"WHAT?!" said Applejack as she pointed at you.
"When was this?! I ain't NEVER seen him as much as speak a word to Anon!"
"You don't need to take MY word for it." said Discord as he leaned on your shoulder.
"Tell her Big Mac."
 
>You then understood that Discord couldn't bail you out of this by himself.
>It was all on you...
 
>"I'm goin' to speak my mind on this Sis'. So yes, I known him." you said as you stared assertively in Applejack's eyes.
>"It's true we didn't talk that much but when we did, I was there for him. I even talk him out of hangin' himself!"
 
"Anon...tried to kill himself?" said Applejack as she puzzlingly looked at you and Discord.
 
"...it's true." said Fluttershy soflty to the shock of Applejack and nearly everypony aside from Twilight.
 
>"I visited his house on the way here. The broken windows, the food thrown at his walls...just boils me up somethin' fierce." you said while Twilight began to cry again.
>"Then...I saw the yellow tape and blood on the floor. What pony could do such a thing?"
"I too want to know what evil monster could have done that to our poor Anon!" said Discord as he took out a white tissue and blew his nose making its color turn into a rainbow.
"So why are YOU here again Applejack?"
 
"I-I'm...I'm just here to support Twilight!" said Applejack as she frustratingly turned away from you and went back to her seat.
 
 
"Well if you would excuse me and Big Mac, I think we are long overdue for a tea party." said Discord as table fell from the ceiling and landed near you two with three matching chairs.
"Fluttershy, would you like to join us?"
"S-Sure." said Fluttershy as she went to the chair next to yours.
"You're NOT taking Big Mac again!" said Rarity as she tried to push you away from Discord.
"Sorry Rarity, reservations for the fantastic 'Friends of Anon' table has already been filled."
 
>With that he snapped his fingers and suddenly you, him, and Fluttershy were seated at the table drifting on an ice cream cloud in the air high above the others near the ceiling.
>You could see Rarity below shouting some rather rude phrases at the three of you while Rainbow Dash and Pinkie were laughing hysterically.
>Applejack looked up towards you and then returned her focus to Twilight.
 
"That's more like it! But something's missing..." said Discord as he scratched his head.
"The tea?" said Fluttershy as she happily raised her hoof.
"The tea?! How clumsy of me!"
>Discord then pulled out four cards and slid one to you and Fluttershy and you watched as they turned into tea cups.
>He then placed one on the table for it turn into a tea cup and the last card turned into a pot with steam coming from the lid.
>Fluttershy giggled as Discord poured tea into his cup and magically the tea also appeared to fill both of your cups as well.
 
 
"Nice to have you Big Mac." said Discord as he proceeded to take out a tray full of sugar cubes.
"Any sugar for you dear?"
"N-No thank you. So B-Big Mac." said Fluttershy as she took a sip from her cup.
"I-I had no idea you were A-Anon's friend as well."
>"Yeah, we were friends alright. He...just seemed like the type that really needed them."
>Fluttershy then blushed and quickly turned her mane to hide her face from you.
 
"So Big Mac, remember our little tea party earlier? I asked how many lumps of sugar you wanted but you had to leave in a hurry."
"You guys have tea parties too?!" said Fluttershy as she held her hoof to her mouth in surprise.
"Yes but he's never been good at it. If only you can teach him the proper etiquette of tea parties." said Discord as Fluttershy laughed.
>He then held the tray in front of you.
"If I remember correctly I asked you if you wanted ONE lump or TWO..." said Discord as he lightly shook the tray.
"Which will it be, Big Mac?"
 
>One lump...or two?
>With the way he emphasised those words you immediately knew he was referring to the choices he gave you earlier.
>You dwelled on it ever since he left you at the farm.
>Everything is going great for you.
>Of course you wished things were different for Big Mac.
>But from Celestia's conversation, there's no guarantee he'll come back from the coma even if Luna helps him.
>Well...he could come back if you switched with him.
>But then there's a chance YOU wouldn't come back from the coma.
>...
 
>"TWO lumps, Discord." you said as you held your cup up to him.
"Oh? Never knew you had it in you, Big Mac." said Discord smiling as he placed two lumps of sugar in your cup.
"Wow, t-two lumps must be really s-serious." said Fluttershy as she took another sip.
"Adding sugar to tea is always a serious task, Fluttershy." said Discord as he then carefully placed a few lumps in his own cup.
 
 
>"Besides...one lump of sugar wouldn't have done much anyway." you said as you took a sip of tea.
"How interesting...I'm curious as to why but I suppose I'll find out next time." Discord said gazing down at Twilight and Anon while taking a sip.
"So, is it time for us to see our dear friend Anon and give him a few words of encouragement?"
"Awww, y-you two are the b-best friends he could have asked for." said Fluttershy as also looked down at Anon.
"...d-do you want me to c-come to?"
>Discord then turned his attention to you taking a rather long sip of tea.
>"...No. I hope you two don't mind but...I want to speak to Anon alone." you said as Discord nearly choked on his tea.
"*cough* *cough* Are you SURE, Big Mac? Perhaps you need some -distraction- for you to have some privacy."
>"...Thank you Discord but no...I think it's best if it's just me speaking to him." you said as Discord noticed your eyes now rested on Twilight.
"...I understand. Well, we'll give you a few minutes alone Big Mac." said Discord as pulled out a clock and it read 8:40.
"It's getting rather LATE. I certainly hope you can convince Anon to wake up soon. Especially if he's having pleasant DREAMS right about now."
>You gulped as your mind raced of what you would say to Twilight.
"Ready to go, Big Mac?" said Discord as he held his claw up ready to snap his fingers.
>You just nodded your head and slowly breathed in and out.
"...don't overthink this Big Mac, it is our dear friend Anon afterall." said Discord as he snapped his fingers.
"Say hi to Twilight for us."
 
>You then vanished from the table and appeared right next to Twilight as she was quickly reading from a red book next to her.
>She looked up at you to give a faint smile and then went back to her read a passage aloud from the book.
 
 
 
"Darling!" said Rarity as she trotted to you.
>"Rarity..would you mind if I just had some alone time with Anon and Twilight?" you asked as she stopped in her tracks.
>"...c-certainly." she said as she went back to Rainbow Dash and Pinkie who were now dead silent.
 
>You turned to looked down at the human who laid next to Twilight wrapped in a blue barrier.
>You could move through it and felt a calming sensation wherever it touched you.
>The right side of his face was swollen and it appeared that a small section of his forehead was caved in
>A bandage was wrapped over his forehead and right eye.
>Saliva ran down his mouth as his head started to shake.
>Twilight then held his head with her hooves and whispered more words until he stopped.
>You looked over at Twilight.
 
>Her eyes were extremely tired as you noticed lines of exhaustion under them.
>Anon stopped breathing and she stumbled about until she came across a black book opened to a marked page.
>She said a few words and Anon coughed taking in air once more.
>Each breath looked to be a challenge for him and Twilight slammed her hoof on the book.
 
"I'm a failure..." she said as she was trying to hold back her tears.
"No matter how many spells I say...h-he...just won't wake up."
>"...you're doing the best you can Twilight." you said as sat down next to her.
"NO...my best....m-my best..." said Twilight as her wings quivered.
"...just isn't enough."
>She then cried as Anon's head started to shake again and he spat out while his mouth began to heave.
>Twilight looked for a red book cursing herself and her hooves trembled as she held his head close to her.
 
 
 
"Celestia still hasn't c-come to see me after I wrote her. She trusted me with Anon, Big Mac, and I...I let her down."
>"I...spoke with Celestia earlier today Twilight. Luna's coming to see Anon tonight."
"Y-You...s-spoke to Celestia about me? C-Can Luna...CAN LUNA HELP ANON?!"
>You held your head down as the other ponies gathered around you, Anon, and Twilight.
 
"A-Anon is going to be alright?"
"Well isn't that great news Darling?"
"You see Twilight, everything's going to be okay!"
 
>Twilight then smiled as more tears ran down her cheeks.
"T-THANK YOU BIG MAC!" she said as she embraced you with her wings and held you in a warm hug.
 
>However, you didn't return it.
>You sat there and frowned while looking down at Anon.
>This is your chance.
>To finally live the life you deserved.
>Just lie to her.
>It's not a bad thing when the truth is much more painful.
>It's for the best, Anon or rather...Big Mac.
 
"W-What's wrong...Big Mac?" said Twilight as she noticed your grim expression.
>"Twilight, Celestia didn't want me to tell you this but...Luna is giving Anon one last peaceful dream. He's too far gone for anypony to save him."
"No...." Twilight then held her head in her hooves as her voice and mind broke down.
"N-NO!.....why couldn't she j-just...so a-all this time.."
 
"Is that...what you spoke to Celestia about?" asked Rarity as she held her hooves to wipe a tear from her eye.
>She couldn't stand knowing that all of Twilight's hopes and effort has been diminished to nothing.
 
>You nodded as you placed your hoof on Twilight's shoulder.
>"Celestia...couldn't bring herself to crush you Twilight. Telling her student that she was just prolonging Anon's suffering was just...it was just too much for her. "
 
 
>Anon then began to cough as his left eye spasmed.
>Twilight went to him while crying.
>"He...he told me about the time Discord changed him into a pony. Twilight, you were always there for him..." you said while looking down at Anon.
"...H-HE DID?! I...I thought only me and Discord knew about that."
>"Twilight, I know Luna is coming tonight but I can't bare to see him like this...Can you..."
 
"NO! I CAN HELP HIM!" she yelled as more tears came.
"HE JUST...HE JUST WANTED TO BE HAPPY!"
>"Look at him...Twilight. Does he look happy to you?"
>Twilight then looked down at Anon.
>His face looked to be in agony.
"I don't understand...he wasn't like this earlier!" Twilight said as she shook and her tears fell on Anon's cheek.
>"It's time, Twilight..." you said as you finally pulled her in away from Anon to hug her.
>You could feel her shaking as she sobbed into your coat.
>Discord and Fluttershy suddenly appeared next to you with Fluttershy crying in her hooves.
 
"I'm sorry...Anon." said Twilight as her friends also gathered around to come in for a group hug.
>Her horn glew blue and the magic barrier over Anon disappeared.
 
>As the group cried with her, you alone turned to get one last look at Anon.
>His left eye slowly opened and you could see his pupil moving around the room.
>It then focused on you as a tear began to form and made its way down his cheek.
>It then looked up and stopped moving...
"Tis' most strange" said Luna as she awoken from her deep sleep.
>In her dream she saw fragments of Anon, some red stallion, and various moments of life on a farm.
>She tried to piece them together which is a painful process for her dream host but suddenly everything went black.
"So what happened?" said Celestia as she stood over her sister.
"We're...not quite sure." said Luna as she stood from her bed and tried to think of what the broken images from Anon's dream meant.
 
 
"Did Anon die? You don't look too pleased over it." asked Celestia as she noticed her sister was troubled from her dream.
"It's not that. We were repairing his mind and dreamed things that were very...unusual for Anon to have."
>Luna hunched over trying to imagine the locations and ponies from Anon's memories.
"For example?" asked Celestia who was now amused at these unusual thoughts from Anon.
"He dreamt of a farm sister. Along with mares who lived with him. Those couldn't have been his memories, they felt very pleasant."
 
"A farm? Well there were previous humans who mentioned having them in their original world. As for the mares, could they been a fantasy for him?"
"We suppose so but yet he still passed away while we were still connected. I could feel him waking sister." said Luna as she was spread out her wings.
"I was so...so close to saving his mind! How could he have passed when Twilight was supposed to be keeping him alive?"
 
"Perhaps my student couldn't handle it after all. It was a very difficult task and I'm impressed she has lasted this long."
>Celestia then sighed as she nuzzled her sister's face.
"Besides, it doesn't matter anymore Luna. Anon is dead. There's no need to dwell on it anymore."
 
"But...there was this stallion-"
"SPEAKING of stallions. I met a very...peculiar one this afternoon."
"Peculiar you say? How so?"
"Let's just his name is BIG Mac."
 
>Celestia then spaced her wings out in front of Luna.
 
"THAT BIG?! Surely thou jest!" Luna said in amazement at her sister who smiled deviantly.
"Well, there's only way to find out. Would you care to accompany me to Ponyville, Luna?"
 
 
>You felt a small chill down your spine as the life went away from Big Mac.
>His left eye stayed open staring at the ceiling above.
>It must have been a beautiful sight seeing a room adorned in gold and crystal such as this one.
>You wondered what he was thinking in his final moments as he could see you with his loved ones.
>At first you were horrified to realize he must have been deeply hurt at the realization he was going to die.
>But then when his time came, you felt...relieved.
>Relieved that he's now at peace.
>He no longer has to suffer.
>As for you.
>You are now free...
 
>Your heart started to pump in excitement.
>There was another thing you had left to do tonight.
>You hesitated when you knew Big Mac was still alive but now...
>Now Celestia is waiting for you.
 
>"Discord...do you mind taking me outside? I...I need to be alone." you said as you broke away from the group and made a sniffling noice.
>Of course you couldn't really bring yourself to cry but you really DID feel sad over Big Mac's death.
>Twilight gave you another hug and you patted her back.
>As she let go, the other girls aside from Fluttershy and Rarity just stood there being unable to look you in the eye.
>No doubt feeling bad that they couldn't have felt as you did for Anon...or rather Big Mac.
 
>Fluttershy anxiously looked at you while she held up her tea cup.
>Was she asking for another tea party?
>You smiled and nodded making her give a wide teary smile in return.
>Rarity said nothing as she gave you a sad glance and you could tell she wanted to ask you something.
>Perhaps she wanted to come with you?
>Well, you can always talk to her later.
 
"R-Ready to go?" Discord said as he blew into his rainbow tissue turning it into a pure white color.
>"Yes." you said as Discord then stood next to you and whistled.
>The cloud from earlier came and rained strawberry ice cream down on both of you and you felt your body starting to vanish.
 
 
"Are you sure you didn't want me to take you back to the farm? Why did you specify 'outside'?" said Discord as he was wiping strawberry ice cream off his fur.
>"My night isn't done yet...Well, it's finally over." you said as you was covered in the same strawberry ice cream.
>You and Discord looked at Twilight's crystal castle from a grassy hill near town.
>"Um, Discord?" you said as held a hoof up towards him dripping with ice cream.
>Discord then laughed and sneezed at you causing it all to fly off.
"...WE DID IT!" he yelled as he raised his claws in to the air.
"Oh and by the way, great job back there! I wish I had a big bag of popcorn for the show you put on."
>"Well I couldn't have done it without you. You know...you really are the best friend I could have asked for."
"...D-Don't get me started Anon. I might cry for real this time." Discord said while rubbing his eyes.
 
>The two of you stood there in triumph as you looked up and saw the dark night sky filled with bright stars illuminating Ponyville.
 
"So Anon, why did you say my first choice wouldn't work out?"
>"From what Celestia said, even if you switched me and Big Mac, there's a chance I would have woken up with brain damage."
"OUCH! I did not consider that..."
>It was then that you remembered Celestia's comment on your human body being very fragile.
>Shouldn't Discord have known that before he tried to subdue Big Mac?
 
>"Discord...something's been bothering me."
"Yes, Anon?"
>"D-Did you try to...kill Big Mac?"
"...and why would you ask that?"
>Discord just stared ahead at the night sky.
>"Couldn't you have just put him in a maze somewhere like you did with Rarity and Apple Bloom?"
"...I could. But then a certain purple pony who was fond of Anon would find out about his disappearance. It takes hours for it to work and I couldn't risk that."
 
>"Discord...you didn't really answer my first question."
"Do you want an honest answer, Anon?"
 
 
>"...I guess not."
>You became quiet and also stared ahead at the night sky.
>A shooting star passed and you and Discord argued over who spotted it first.
 
>"So Discord..." you said as he sat down to admire a tea cup.
>"Do you know what time it is?"
"It's 9:44." Discord said as he looked at a clock that he pulled out of his ear.
"What other plans were you talking about?"
>"I'm going to see Celestia tonight." you said as you smirked at him.
 
>Discord then jolted up and held you into the air.
"ARE YOU CRAZY?!" he yelled trying to talk some sense into you.
>"Crazy? What's so bad about that? Isn't it a good chance for some sweet payback after all those years she's ruined my life?"
"Do you remember Luna, Anon?"
>"Yes. Big Mac's gone so what does it have to do with me?"
"Anon, Lun can still enter YOUR dreams. You're now aware of everything. You have to stay away from her."
>"Why's that? It's just a dream. We can dream anything we want and random things pop up all the time. It doesn't mean they really happened."
 
"True but Luna is able to do more than just enter dreams Anon, she's able to see your memories as well."
>"Wait, my actual memories? She..she can actually do that?!"
>You then close to panicing as you felt fear creeping through your body.
>Luna can still discover what you two have done?
 
>Discord sighed as he saw you clenching up nervously at his mention of Luna's abilities.
"Calm down Anon, there's a reason why her other talent isn't common knowledge. It would cause ponies to do what you're doing right now."
>"W-Why are you so calm about it, isn't it over for us?"
"Not quite. She's not as power hungry as her sister. She only does it to ponies under extreme circumstances. It's what she was doing to Anon tonight."
 
 
 
>"She was entering Big Mac's memories?"
"I'm afraid so since he was sleeping while Twilight was keeping him alive. Luna could have seen everything about Big Mac in YOUR original body."
>"So...if she sees me."
"She'll become suspicious and possibly look inside your dreams to see the memories of Anon in the body of Big Mac."
 
>Now you have to miss your only shot at Celestia?
>The one who drove you to all of THIS?
>...NO
>There has to be a way.
>What's better revenge than Celestia having a night in bed with the very human she hated the most?!
>Think of a way to meet her, Anon.
>Discord mentioned Big Mac sleeping...
>Wait...that's it!
 
>"Discord, Big Mac wasn't sleeping!"
"What? Are you blind?! We all saw him-"
>"No, I saw his eyes opened and he could see around the room."
"Really?!"
>"Yes, if Luna healed him he shouldn't have died, right? But he was awake which meant he wasn't dreaming for Luna to heal him!"
"...Anon, I think we're overlooking something here."
>"Which is?"
"I'll admit if what you're saying is true, Luna most likely isn't completely aware of Big Mac's memories. She would just see pieces of it rather than the whole picture."
 
>"So...I can still see Celestia. It's just her Discord, Luna isn't going to be involved. Even so there's no reason why she would be interested in my memories, right?"
"Anon..."
>"Otherwise wouldn't Celestia be here searching for me? She did see me earlier and Luna would have told her if she knew Big Mac was in my human body."
"...FINE. Go see her Anon. But just know I don't approve!"
 
>"I'll give her a few hits in for you!" you laughed as you hugged Discord goodbye.
"I'll be rooting for you Anon or should I say...BIG Mac." said Discord as he waved at you running to the destination Celestia told you to meet her carriage at.
>Your mind raced with thoughts of all the things you wanted to do to her.
 
 
"Is he coming?" Luna said as she stood near sister.
"Oh, I hope so." said Celestia as she looked around waiting for a certain red stallion to show up.
 
>You rushed through Ponyville hoping to make it in time.
>You almost out of breath when you saw a golden white carriage off in the distance.
>You're almost there!
 
"Princess, I see a red staillion heading for us." said a royal guard who noticed your approach.
"Excellent!" said Celestia as became giddy knowing you would soon be in her bedroom chambers.
"Alright sister and do you still want me to-"
"YES! I want to know EVERYTHING about him! His favorite foods, what he finds attractive in a mare, his favorite positions in bed. I want his life to be perfect so he'll never want to leave the castle."
 
>You then reached the carriage and Celestia was there to greet you.
"Welcome Big Mac, glad you could join us."
"...Us?"
>Celestia then bidded you to enter the carriage and there was whom you assumed to be Luna sitting on the far right side.
 
 
 
>She tilted her head at the sight of you and then held out her hoof.
"We're very charmed to meet you Big Mac." she said as you tapped her hoof.
"What? Don't you know to bow before royalty?"
"Oh Luna! Don't mind her Big Mac. She's kidding! AREN'T you Luna?"
"...Yes, we were kidding." said Luna as she glared at her sister.
 
>Celestia then sat down next to you as you were seated between the two Princesses.
"Guards, to the Castle!" she commanded as the carriage took off into air.
 
"We don't see what's so special this one." Luna said still curiously eyeing your face.
"Watch and learn." said Celestia as she spread your hind legs apart.
>She then leaned down and you could feel her licking your sheathe.
>She then moved her mouth on the tip of your shaft and sucked on your engorged tip with no difficulties until it grew out hard and your veins twitched.
>Luna's eyes was wide the entire time as she leaned in for a closer look.
"I-It's...a-amazing!" she said as Celestia persuaded her to also join in.
"This is going to be a fun night!" Celestia said as she watched her sister struggle to take the tip of your dick into her mouth.
 
>You smiled at the two of them and leaned back enjoying the mind numbing pleasure.
>You're no longer Anon, you are now a horse!
>But not just any horse, you are now Big Mac!