Title:           Tozac's Fic Blurbs
Author:          Tozac
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First Edit:      Sunday 18th of September 2011 06:11:07 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 18th of September 2011 06:11:07 PM CDT

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You Gotta Share
 
"Wow." Twilight muttered breathlessly.
The purple unicorn pony rolled over, resting her head on the tossed pillows on her disheveled bed. With a last bit of exertion she used her telekinetic magic to straighten the sheets and cushions into some semblance of order, then collapsed back against them with a heavy exhalation. She panted quietly, staring at the ceiling. Her chest rose and fell as she attempted to recover from that incredible exercise. And at last the unicorn closed her eyes, smiling warmly to herself.
"That was incredible," she murmured happily. "Even stories don't do it justice."
"Well, I'm sure glad you enjoyed it," the colt beside her smiled back, cozying up with the young purple filly.
He rested his head against her shoulder, the two of them just basking in the afterglow of their intense lovemaking. Her breathing slowly became more relaxed and her sore muscles felt a little better. They seemed to lay there for a very long time.
 
When he opened his eyes, he saw Twilight Sparkle had turned over, looking right at him. She put a hoof on his side.
"I can't wait to tell my friends about this," she giggled innocently.
The colt blinked, sitting up a little, then smirked and ran a hoof through his messy brown hair. "I don't think this is the sort'a thing you ought to be tellin' them, little missy."
"Of course it is," she smiled. She leaned in and rubbed her nose against his. She looked so cute. "They need to know what they have to look forward to."
He chuckled and smiled back for a moment. Then realization hit him and he sat up more. "What did you say?"
Twilight gave him a quick peck on the nose. "After they hear about this, they'll want to try it themselves." She sat up as well, holding a hoof up in a lecturing pose. "And if there's one thing friendship has taught me, it's the importance of sharing!"
He blinked again. Paused. Cocked his head, squinting. "...Yain't serious."
"Of course I am!" she giggled.
Twilight tapped her hooves together in thought. "Let's see, Pinkie Pie will probably want to get in on the fun right away. And I bet Rarity could use a way to unwind at the end of a long day cooped up in her studio. And Applejack's the same way with how she works the f-"
"Hold on," he interrupted, already overwhelmed but taking special exception to that last note. "Now I ain't sure where abouts you're goin' with this but AJ an' I are cousins."
"Well it's not like we won't be using protection!" she smiled, rolling her eyes as if it were the most obvious answer in the world. "You worry too much."
He opened his mouth to say something, but couldn't find the words. He still didn't quite believe she was being serious.
"I bet even Dash would want to give it a shot. Oh, but Fluttershy would probably need some support. You don't mind if I'm there to encourage her do you?" she bubbled.
"Uh." the colt responded.
 
Things were so much simpler in Appleloosa.
 
 
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Midnight Oil
 
She planted a hoof on either side of him, staring down with a hungry smile. Her face was so close to his, he could feel her nose on his snout. "Let's go somewhere private. I think I need some time alone with my number one assistant." she said, breathily.
"Twilight, what's gotten into you?" He asked, almost panicked as he crawled backwards. But she just walked along with him, keeping the young dragon pinned beneath her.
"It's what HASN'T gotten into me, Spike. Come on. We'll go back to the library and have a little personal study time." She grinned, bit her lip, glanced downward suggestively. "I know exactly what I want to study."
"Get a hold of yourself! Are you in heat or something?" He cried, backing up faster. His eyes were wide with confusion and fear.
"Don't you want to ride me, Spike? We don't even need a saddle." She purred.
"Twilight!"
 
 
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Afterparty
 
Applejack turned around, looked about the emptied room, and with a sigh, slumped beside the dragon. She put a hoof around his shoulder. "Yeah, well, I guess that makes two of us." She took a swig from the bottle, and then, finding it empty, tossed it across the room, letting it roll to a stop.
 
Spike slumped forward, putting his chin in his hands. AJ eyed him for a moment. "You didn't even get a kiss, did you?" She asked, a sympathetic smile forming on her face. He shook his head sadly.
The orange filly leaned over suddenly, coming face to face with the young dragon. He looked at her with confusion. Words formed on his lips, but were quickly cut off when she planted a powerful kiss on his lips. She tasted like sweet apples and alcohol, and she put her hoof around his head for leverage, pulling him in close. It was powerful, earnest. When she broke off, he nearly fell over backwards. Spike blinked hard, shook his head. "...Wow." he muttered, almost in shock. He searched for something to say. "Wow." he said again.
"C'mon, there, loverboy," she cooed with a drunken smile. "Chin up. Maybe you and me can still get somethin' outta this party."
 
 
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Sparkling Scandal
 
The door finally swung open, and Rarity stood on the other side, bathed in the light of the boutique which poured out onto the darkened alley.
"You idiot! Get in here, before someone sees you!" She scowled, then reached out and grabbed him, yanking him inside and throwing the door shut.
"Sorry, Miss Rarity." He muttered back, tapping his forefingers together and staring awkwardly at the ground.
She sighed, rolling her eyes, and sidled up to him. Her stern expression melted away into a warm smile. Rarity circled around, and gently nuzzled his side. "I missed you," she sighed, happily.
He knelt down to the floor, getting eye to eye with the lovely white unicorn. The diamond dog held his hand out carefully. He'd washed it just for her. Twice. He ran it through her curly purple hair. She was so soft. So delicate.
She leaned forward and kissed him softly on the lips. "I love you." she whispered, dreamily.
"I love you too, Miss Rarity," Rover whispered back.
 
 
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School Mistress
 
"Muh-muh-m-Miss Cheerilee, I wanna go home now. Puh-please."
She walked around him, circling the sweating young colt, eyeing him up and down. "Your detention isn't over, young man. And you have to stay until I say so."
Snails shifted uncomfortably in his seat, tapping the top of his desk unconsciously with one hoof. "But, b-but-"
"No 'but's. You goof off in class, you have to stay after school." She strutted to the front of the empty classroom, her hips swaying, sashaying over to her desk by the blackboard, upon which Snails's dirty drawing was left unerased.
She grinned, retrieving a small riding crop from her desk drawers. "For your after-school lesson, I've got something very special."
 
 
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Behind the School
 
"Snails! You'll never believe it!"
"Huh?" The gawky young pony glanced up from his work in the dusty, empty classroom, barely stirred.
Snips shifted in place, as though his legs were too excited to stop walking even when standing still. "You know that filly from the other class? The one with the really red curly hair?"
"Ya' mean the one with the candy cane cutie mark?" The orange colt asked, scratching his head. "With the pretty glasses?"
"She set up a kissing booth out behind the school! A kissing booth!"
Snails got up, looking at his friend with confusion. "What? Really? Why?"
"Yeah, really! She's savin' up for a new saddle or something, I dunno! But she's kissing guys for bits! She's a total freak! Come on!" And then Snips ran off, flush with the news, perhaps to tell more ponies.
Snails threw his schooldesk open, rummaging around. His allowance. Maybe that new magic set would have to wait.
 
 
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Favors
 
Applejack glanced around the table, and took a slow, uneasy sip of her tea. She had become intensely aware of the strange looks her friends were giving her, and how odd they all seemed to stare with that same eerie grin. It was making her very uncomfortable.
"Oh, how is it?" Fluttershy asked her politely. "I used my most special tea leaves."
"It's just dandy," AJ smiled, hesitantly.
"How about some yummy super-chocolatey cake to go with it?" Pinkie Pie grinned, spontaneously producing a platter with sliced cake, and leaning over the round table to shove it towards the orange earth pony. AJ noticed a small bead of sweat running down her forehead.
"That's... mighty nice of you, Pinkie."
The girls all smiled unwaveringly at her.
"My dear Applejack, look at this!" Rarity smiled, fishing something out of her fancy handbag telekinetically. "I know you mentioned wanting to go to the cross-town rodeo this weekend, and I just so happened to snag a ticket from one of my generous customers!"
Applejack pushed away from the table, folding her arms and glaring at the other girls suspiciously. "All right, just what in the Sam Hill's goin' on here? Why're y'all bein' so darn funny?"
Twilight waved a hoof dismissively. "Oh, come on, Applejack. Don't be so suspicious! Can't we just treat our favorite friend to a nice evening?"
AJ stared back at her, unimpressed.
"We're in heat and we need you to put in a good word for us with your brother." the unicorn blurted out.
"TWILIGHT!" Rainbow Dash groaned loudly, hitting her head on the table.
 
 
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What Are Friends For?
 
"Oh Fluttershy, I'm so excited for you!" Pinkie giggled, sweeping the young pegasus up into a huge, bouncy hug.
"Oh... well I don't want-" she began.
"You guys have been dating for like, forever! Or almost forever anyway! You must be so excited to finally go to the next level! Woo woo! You lucky girl!" the pink party pony grinned, elbowing Fluttershy in an encouraging and knowing gesture.
Fluttershy glanced up, her head hanging towards the ground. "Pinkie, I didn't tell-"
"Just be sure to use protection! Remember, 'no glove, no love'! 'No hanky, no panky!'" She sat back, looking up at the sky and trying to recount others. "'No wrapper, no tapper'! No-"
"Pinkie," Fluttershy whispered, tugging at her arm.
She glanced down at the yellow filly, stopping her stream of rhyming advice. "What's wrong? You don't want to do it?"
"Oh, I do," Fluttershy nodded, nearly whispering in her characteristically quiet tone. "But... I'm just very nervous. I've never done it before."
"It'll be okay!" Pinkie smiled, patting Fluttershy a bit too enthusiastically on her back. "Don't be afraid of a little fun between the sheets!"
"Um," the pegasus stammered, "I was wondering... maybe you could help me?"
"In a heartbeat!" the earth pony bubbled. "I'll give you all the tips you could want!"
"It's not that," Fluttershy whispered back. "I was thinking... Well... it would mean a lot to me if I could have a friend there to support me."
Pinkie smiled back reflexively, then paused, glanced down, and wore a look of exaggerated contemplation. "Wait a ticky! You mean actually there? THERE there? Like... where the action is?"
Fluttershy blushed brightly, her yellow cheeks turning rosy, but she didn't turn away. She gave a soft nod. "It would mean a lot to me. I don't think I can do it by myself."
 
 
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Writing the Book on It
 
"I really appreciate this. The library is pretty sparse when it comes to this subject. Just hold still a little longer."
Mac shifted uncomfortably, perched in an awkward position on the table. His rear hooves were planted widely out, and his fore legs were at his sides, in a position entirely unpleasant to his poor back, but apparently, very conducive to learning. "I'm doin' my best."
The purple unicorn peeked up over her leatherbound tome once more. "And I appreciate it!"
"So y'said." Mac bit the inside of his cheek, shifted the sprig of wheat in his mouth. This was painful on top of degrading. But he did his best.
Twilight Sparkle leaned in, worryingly close between his legs. He watched, taken aback by her rather presumptuous behavior as she studied his private anatomy at point-blank range. If he wasn't so easygoing, he certainly would have said something when she rudely reached out and gave him a little poke with one hoof. Instead, he just gave the studious young filly a stern look, which went fully unnoticed. Her head ducked back down behind that book, writing further. She was blushing mildly, evidently doing her best to keep an academic distance. Mac, meanwhile, was thankful his red coat hid any hint of embarrassment.
"Hmm," she murmured to herself, glancing back at the object of her inspection with a scrutinizing glare. "Now, erect."
"...beg your pardon?" Mac raised a heavy brow.
Twilight rolled her eyes almost impatiently, gesturing between the stallion's legs. "Now I need to see it in its erect state. Up!"
He stared at her for a long moment, in disbelief, until he realized she was serious. "Look here, little filly. It's not a light-switch. You can't just' tell it what to do."
"Well I'm sorry, but I need it for the book."
Mac looked down at himself, feeling more uncomfortable than ever. "I guess, uh... I could just..."
Twilight shrugged, not looking up from her writing. "Do whatever you need to do."
 
 
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Life of the Party
 
"So what do you say? Is this the best party EVER or what?" She squealed, heaving confetti into a colorful cloud in the air. The paper strips scattered all over the library's floor.
"Pinkie, all your parties are so much fun, I can't possibly decide which one was the best. They're all fantastic!" Twilight beamed from her seat with the other girls.
"So now that we've had our cake," Pinkie Pie bubbled, "how about some games? I got something brand new today, something we've never played!" The pink pony was so excited she couldn't even sit still.
"Oh, how do you play?" Fluttershy asked, dabbing her mouth with a colorful napkin.
"I don't even know yet! I picked it up from that funny new store that opened by the mill!" She smiled, producing a small box and a placard with written text. She passed the rulesheet to Rarity and threw the box open, rummaging through the game supplies.
"Is this a game piece?" Rainbow Dash asked curiously, holding up a strange, wobbly purple item from the box. Fluttershy turned bright red and Applejack snorted, covering her mouth with her hooves to avoid breaking out into laughter. Dash just glanced around, confused. "What?"
"Just what sorta game is this?" AJ asked, smirking. But it seemed to go over most of their heads.
Rarity turned the rulesheet over, and looked up towards Pinkie, who was tossing strips of black silk aside as she continued to sort through the game's contents. "This says to get the most out of the game, we should have at least one boy play."
"Do we have to?" Dash asked, kicking back.
Twilight smiled, obliviously. "That's fine! Spike's still awake!" She called out for him, shouting out into the dim candlelight beyond their circle. "Hey, Spike!"
A moment later, the young dragon hurried out into the main room, smiling. He stopped in his tracks, greeted by all six ponies sitting together, each staring at him with a broad smile. He hesitated. "Uh... did you guys want me for something...?"
 
 
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Country Girl
 
"It's hot, it's dirty, I hate it." she counted off, stamping her foot on the dusty wooden floor with each point she made against the town.
Braeburn frowned, stepping forward and attempting to placate the picky white unicorn. "Rarity, miss, please, it's only for a few days. Why don't we go out and see a show?"
"A show? You know there aren't any theaters in Appleloosa!" She groaned, increasingly irritated.
"I mean like a rodeo!" the young colt smiled hopefully.
"THAT'S what passes for a show around here?" She stepped back dramatically, as though the very idea had been like a physical strike against her. Her eyes were wide, he tone strained.
"Hey now, it ain't that bad! An' if you don't like that, there's plenty of ways to pass the time. I mean, y'could... uh, for starters..."
The unicorn stamped the floor, throwing her head back in distress. "NOTHING! There's nothing to do in this redneck little town!"
She suddenly put both her hooves over her mouth, blushing. Braeburn stared, mouth agape, looking hurt.
Rarity stepped forward, quickly. Her sudden temper faded more quickly than it had come, and her tone was overcome with sympathy. She put a hoof against his side. "Braeburn, I'm so sorry! Please, I shouldn't have-"
He shrugged off her touch. "Naw, you're right. Town like this is real rough 'round the edges. Jus' like me." Rarity looked at him almost ashamedly, apologetic sympathy painting her expression. "I should'a known better than to ask you to come all the way out here again. You're a fine young filly, an' you deserve fine things. This isn't worth your time." He sighed, sitting down heavily. "There's nothin' for you in a dirty ol' town like this."
He felt her hoof against his shoulder, glanced up dejectedly. She stood beside him, and gently planted a warm kiss on his nose, leaving the colt rather speechless.
"Yes, there is," she smiled softly.