Title: The unofficial rules of YGO Author: Hanyuutesting Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/n1CQYT7A First Edit: Monday 25th of February 2013 02:49:13 PM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Thursday 11th of February 2016 11:29:53 PM CDT These are the Rules Of Yugioh. You had better follow them or you be chased by a Rai-Oh This sunday, You will not be given up, you will not be let down, you will not run around and be deserted. Your face does not belong on milk. Remenber, a Revolution is coming.   Rules of Yu-gi-oh!© Yu-gi-oh!© - Rules of the game   -0: Trent 1: Everyday I'm shufflin 2: Any comment the opponent can be replied to properly by commenting "no" 3: My deck is powered by electricity ?: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 1058209749445923078164.. 4: Declaring you have Exodia in hand is partially invalid if there is no Raging Earth 5: A good build of a bad deck is often the equivalent of a bad build of a good deck 6: Running 1 Destiny Hero - Malicious ensures less hand cloggage 7: Know the rules or else Konami will kidnap you in your sleep 8: Amazoness Blowpiper 9: Rule 51 is True 10: Mausoleum of the Emperor may not be Solemn Warning'd 11: Earth Attributes' unofficial color is Ochre 12: Doom Donuts is Delicious 13: Swap Frog and Ronintonin were originally from Naruto 14: Yu-Jo Friendship is FTK if played properly 15: How dramatically you draw a card is equally proportional to how well you topdeck 16: It is a Trent, no exceptions 17: Leviathan Dragon 18: The worst place for a "Q" to exist is "Chuck Q Norris," no exceptions 19: Solemn Judgment is almost as broken as Pot of Greed. Don't run it 20: no 21: Both Poland Springs and Batman are legal targets for the summon of Elemental Hero Absolute Zero 22: Yamata Dragon is Broken 23: Sergeant Electro is a coaster. No exceptions 24: Black-Winged Dragon is pronounced with the hyphen 25: Cards run in languages other than english serve little purpose, as they require additional work 26: If you have a life point total greater than 9000, than your life points are OVER 9000 27: Winning with Inzectors doesn't mean anything 28: Shapesnatch = politician by definition 29: Junta is Broken 30: There are no girls playing Yu-Gi-Oh! 31: Macro Cosmos is good against everything. Few Exceptions 32: Billy Break's blood type is chocolate 33: There are no real rules to Yugioh 34: There is porn of it, No exceptions 34-b: If no porn is found of it, it will be made 35: There is orica of it. No exceptions 35-b: If no orica is found of it, it will be made 36: Trent is Legion 37: No matter what it is, it is run. No exceptions 38: Chuck Norris can negate Super Polymerization, because he is not a Spell, Trap or Monster Effect. He is Chuck fucking Norris 39: If your opponent controlls a Madolce Puddingcess, you have lost. No one beats anime cupcakes 40: One Day of Peace = c00k 41: Zoidberg (V) (;,,,; ) (V) 42: Since all Sites advertise lowest prices, the site is a lie 43: If it exists, there is a card for it, no exceptions 44: Rulesharking is tecnically a strategy 45: Whore Guide of the Underworld goes with any d*ck. No exceptions 46: KONAMI TOGETHER; SIX-SAMURAI FOREVER. 47: XYZ monsters is stacking, and stacking is cheating, therfore XYZ monsters are chet 48: For Final Countdown to be Valid, "The Final Countdown" must be looped for the remainder of the duel. 49: Special Summon Jester Confit. JUST BECAUSE 50: Replying "no" to any of these rules is invalid. No exceptions 51: Rule 9 is false 52: The Middle Finger is tencically considered sign language 53: Disagreement is war 54: Equipping Elemental Hero Woodsman with an Axe of Despair is a legal solution to Trent 54-b: Rule 54 is invalid if Shattered Axe is active 55: Phantom of Chaos is a puddle. No exceptions 56: T.R.E.N.T. = The Respected Eternal nigger Tree 57: Slot Machine encourages gambling 58: Your Traps are Nullification 59: Asian market cards are Illegal in TCG. Selling English Tour Guides in japanese markets results in instant banning of sed Guide. 59^-1: American Market cards are Legal. Selling OCG Promos in America results in instant legalness 60: Batteryman decks are considered an electrical appliance 61: If you target Brain Jacker with Vylon Disigma, Your opponent recieves control of sed Vylon 62: c00k refers to not taking damage. No exceptions 63: If your Brain Research Lab with 17 or more counters is targeted by a Msytical Space Typhoon, you have the right to declare no 64: If it is printed, there is a fake version of it 65: The cake is never true 66: Trent is Immortal. Refer to Rule 54 for exceptions 67: When given the option, select no 68: Yugioh is 62% Money, 31% Luck, and 6% stalling. No exceptions 69: oah 69 70: Ghost Ship is not a ship 71: Smashing Ground is considered fisting 72: Declare GG. No exceptions. none. zero. SAY IT DAMN IT 73: None of these rules apply to these rules. no exceptions 74: One does not simply activate Huge Revolution 75: You are never ready. No exceptions 76: No means no. No exceptions 77: It is a bad idea 78: Cards are a form of measurement 79: Colored cards are considered Shiny YuGiOhs, therefore are considered holographic 80: Blackwings were once good 80x: You can not destroy the box 81: F.O.U.R. -----> F.A.I.L. 82: Black Luster Soilder is a Manly man 83: They're all traps 84: no. Your arguement is invalid 85: Acid Golem of Destroction without material is considered a block 86: The best YuGiOh card is Money 87: Leave a list, take a list 88: Read the Damn Card 89: Do NOT write eff 90: Properly titled Stardust Dragon/ Ass Mode 91: Elemental Hero Stratos does NOT have priority. No exceptions 92: If there are no exceptions, no exceptions will be made. No exceptions 93: Tech Battle Fader in everything 94: One can describe something as nondescript 95: Running Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Beginning with 4 of fewer darks is a bad idea 96: When engaged in RPS, always select paper 97: http://imgur.com/C4inX 98: Flipping or changing the orientation of any "no," is invalid 99: Flipping or changing the orientation of Rule 98, or Rule 99 is invalid 100: It is legal to have a fraction of a life point 101: Taking 2400 Points of damage may be refered to as taking 2.4 Kilopoints 102: Stripes are not lucky 103: Netdecking is bad YuGiOhs 104: Cards are legal tender 105: GOGOGO Wild Tree GOGOGOppeGOGOGOred! 106: Full Force Strike's English name is trash 107: Pronouns can refer to several million things. Specify 108: Blue Gadget is superior 109: The word "draw" is interchangable with "sack," "rip," and "paint" 110: Come prepared with loaded dice 111: Rule 111 is not special. 112: Waboku on the table keeps your Jimmies stable 113: Don't play Cycroid in the presence of niggers. No exceptions 114: Reply Truthfully. Tell them you have no intent to answer them 115: (?°?°)?? ??? 116: ?????????? 117: y o u c a n t r e a d t h i s 118: SHALALALALALA 119: Rampaging Rhynos allows rulesharkage 120: If it don't work, PERFECT 121: Kuriboh jokes are not funny. No exceptions 122: No Sakuras are allowed. No exceptions 123: Trent's my nyigguh, not yours 124: There is no "I" in Trent 125: There is no "We" in Trent 126: There is no "you" in Trent 127: Error 128: Prepare for lag 129: Do not attack a Treeborn Frog. No exceptions 130: Tuningware is for squares 131: If thou has run over a Decoy Dragon, thou is respectable 132: Trent is the beast inside 133: Use Protection. Set a Threatening Roar 134: In Soviet Russia, cards trade you 135: Rainbow Neos causes your opponent to deck in 136: Dark Rabbit is Konami's middle finger 137: Rules must exist as if they don't exist. No exceptions 138: Stop Swearing. It serves no Purpose 139: Surely 140: Melon is end of conversation. Refer to Rule 177 for exceptions 141: There is an exception to every rule. No exceptions 142: No Bunilla may be equal to all the Bunilla 143: Black Luster Soilder - Envoy of the Beginning and Caius the Shadow Monarch deletes cards 144: 12² 145: Prepare for lagging 146: Oversized cards are legal and easily shuffleable 147: Ally of Justice will never be good. No exceptions 148: HE CHET 149: Love Mecha Bunny. No exceptions 150: The World Tree is a lie 151: Run Kaien or else Gorz the Emmisary of Darkness is partially invalid 152: Honest is dishonest for hiding in hand 153: You do not need a Skype Duel. No exceptions 154: [This message was deleted at the request of a moderator or administrator] 155: Earthbound Immortals are destructable as sh*t 156: Thunder Crash is a Thunder smash 157: Miller, Lightsworn Beer 158: In order to become good, you must train your deck 159: When Yusei sees stars, he will synchro 159: Chuck Norris can Synchro Summon with XYZs 160: When someone topdecks an Infernity Archfiend, call stacking 161: 2 Penguin Soldiers walk into a bar, one flips out, and they both go home. - Neeky 162: Call Priority on everything 163: If your opponent is running Final Countdown, you will not attack for game. Refer to Rule 48 for Exceptions 164: Chettr is a type of cheese 165: Rulesharks are no 166: If your opponent is running exodia, it is acceptable to get a snack, as long as you share. 167: 0 can be a negative number. No exceptions 168: AFK is chet 169: its a 169 170: Any player running a deck containing 43 cards or more is either considered a scrub or a professional 171: Elemental Hero Kneeos and Elemental Hero Stratoes can be fused with Souper Polymerization into Elemental Hero The Shining or a leg 172: Do not spam. You will not win 173: Lol begin every sentence with lol 174: Always Dark Bribe your opponent's Upstart Goblin when given the opportunity 175: You are not Yugi. Stop announcing every card you play 176: Solemn Everything 177: Melon is invalid. No exceptions 178: Loopholes not applied. No exceptions 179: Dark Lucius as an insect is a lie 180: LolomgwtfbbDAQ 181: Guile Theme goes with every deck. No exceptions 182: Your Ghost Ship sails, in the morning 183: Don't click that button 184: You puddi bro? 185: Destroller your moster - jinzo30 186: XYZ's are still exceeds. No exceptions 187: Run Chimeratech Fortress Dragon in everything. No exceptions 188: Evolsaurs are not Evoltiles. No exceptions 189: Hand over the 5 190: Thou has no Fient Plans 191: Stop saying everything as a question. No exceptions 192: I HEAR YOU HATE CAPS LOCK 194: Adding 0 to a number does not change it's value, therefore 2000+0=20000 195: You require a Lv1 Tuner 196: Invalidating words is invalid. No exceptions 196-b: Invalidating Rules is invalid. No exceptions 197: Puddi is related to rage quits 198: Decending Lost Star with Catastor came out in Feb 2009 198-b: Ally of Justice Catastor came out in Duel Terminal in Jan 2010 199: Magic Cylinder wins games 200: Trent was once a seed 201: soon. soon 202: When activating Mind Crush, it is preferable to have a Mirror Wall active behind your opponent 203: If it is a deck, there is a bad version. No exceptions 203-b: If it is a deck, there is a good version. No exceptions 204: ???=? Hand over your valuable cards. No exceptions 205: Jiraya looks damn fine in a hat. No exceptions 206: In terms of attack, MTG < Pokemon < Yugioh < Vanguard 206-b: In terms of luck: MTG < Yugioh < Pokemon < Vanguard 207: Protect the Tiragon in a sleeve 208: Trent flies. No exceptions 209: Book of MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON is overhyped. No exceptions 210: When asked about your deck, run in any shape of choice 211: One does not simply win a duel 212: Leviar is a Flying Fish. No exceptions 213: GOrZ is a headbanger 214: If you break your packs, then your packs are broken 214-b: If your packs are broken, then the cards within the pack are broken, and therefore good 215: XYZ's are Dark Synchros. No exceptions 216: Quoth the Raven, "Spam evermore" 217: (?°?°??? ?n? ??? ?u?llnd 218: Half of 8000 is 30C 219: Running a 20 Card Token Deck is proper 220: Counting cards is illegal in vegas, therefore if the cards in deck, hand, grave, or any other area is known, it is illegal 221: WATT DO YOU MEAN I'M LOCKED? 222: Bent cards are unique and therfore worth money 223: Ignore this rule. No excetions 224: Decks will be placed in the Graveyard. No exceptions 225: If Wasteland and Skyscraper are played Simultaneously, there will be a Zombie Apocalypse 226: Screenshots or it didn't happen. No exceptions 226-b: Proof of validity of screenshots or it didnt happen. No exceptions 227: Wind-Ups are of varying colours 228: An oversized shrink is an oxymoron 229: Pot of Greed does not abide by the banlist 230: Thou shall not special summon under Duality 231: Playtesting may also be reffered to as playing with oneself 232: The wording on The Creator Incarnate makes it mandatory 233: No is powerful 234: You just lost the duel 235: Chet can be used an a noun, verb, ajective, and interjection 236: Cards are made from trees, therefore Trent is the creater of Yugioh 237: Replace every man in the name to guy 238: You will like Gustaph 239: No implies argument being invalid 240: Stalk until gg is declared 241: Infernity players must be in top sacciform 242: Guy <--------- = Aitsu 243: Yuma has more that 15 Number monsters in his Extra deck therefore he is chet 244: The opposite of Macro Cosmos is Micro Cosmos 245: Duels will go on as long as they have to. No exceptions 246: Tech cards = Tehc = reverse chet, therfore techs are legit 247: Aitsu, Doitsu, Koitsu, and Soitsu are them colorful guys flying on folded tree shavings. No exceptions 248: Ask response on everything 249: Never enter game 2 with Stall. They have Decree 250: k00c = the state of not being attacked, or being unable to attack 251: Proper order of action- Declare Gorz, reveal Gorz, summon sed Gorz, then declare again, then declare again 252: Breaking any of these rules is breaking the Rules of Yugioh and therfore chet 253: Multiplying a number enough times may result in a calculator Error, meaning Exodia is Error and chet 254: Your defencer is to be destroyed by my attacking power. No exceptions 255: KEY CARD DESTROLLER 256: Darkworlds discard because they are too heavy 257: Adequate funds are required to screw any rules. No exceptions 258: A LB of Yugioh is as healthy as a LB of cry juice 259: Trap Reactor Y FI is an internet provider 260: One duel at a time 261: You have 3 days per action 262: Heart of the Cards is code for stack 263: A Children's card game and a card game for children are not the same 264: If you take Damage from Yata-Garasu, you have lost 265: Back in my day, meta was a 2500 beatstick 266: Re or flee 267: Its a trigger, it's sensitive 268: When Yuma sees a monster with over 9000 Atk, his D-Gazer breaks 288-b: Yuma's weakness is Armatyle 269: Yugi is stuck in an endless cycle of shifting between childhood and puberty 270: Toasters 271: With enough sleeves, you can make any deck valuable 272: Crystal Beast Sapphire Alicorn, no exceptions 273: If 2 Tour Guides are pulled in one Battle Pack, parties are to be thrown, no exceptions 274: Mega Ultra Chicken crossed the road because it was confused by its surroundings and had no comprehension that it was crossing a road, merely traveling a distance 275: Make sure to wash both sides of your cards 276: Alexandrite Dragon says it is priceless; stock up 277: Coelacanth can be served raw or cooked 278: You're gofignftgg cin the bintfhgO 279: Chuck Norris' Solemn Judgment is a no 280: Gen 1 Kuriboh drank Red Bull 281: When Yuma sees a monster with 9000+ atk, Vegeta is proud 282: Sasuke Samurai #3 gave Infernities a hand 283: Twilight decks are to be running Vampire Lord, no exceptions 284: Book flips face down and Bora inflicts piercing damage 285: Watt = Love 286: Dragunity Synchros are 287: CD + Yugioh = Duel Disk 288: Yugioh is designed for ages 6+, meaning that 289: Lighter can destroy any deck 290: Karakuri Burrito costs about the same as a normal Burrito 291: What Happens On The Banlist, Stays On the Banlist, Untill Next Banlist - Medigibis 292: M-X-Saber Invoker is Mr. X-Saber 293: Duels will go on as long as needed 294: There are different flavours of Melons 295: Trent in S/T due to Relinquished is a Crystal Tree 296: Shiny Black "C" is distracting 297: It is impossible to correctly pronounce "Escuridao" 298: DN is an Online Card Game therfore OCG 299: Pot of Avarice may be refered to as Pedo Pot 300: Chuck Norris can resolve chains forward 301: You may respond to Question with a Question 302: Yuma has the ability to jump while he ribs 303: Yuioh =/= pastries, you do not want them while they're hot 304: The Game For rule 899 refer to rule 193 Rule 196 is invalid D-Boyz are the Gang Green Ass Niggas - decsilentenigma Duel Disks are Watches : Dark Bribe with Gift card is a win condition Oh Fish Once Reloading, you can shoot your Drill Warrior through your Magic Hole Golem