Title: CuriXBooze wedding Author: CuriousZebra Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/ZYh215f0 First Edit: Thursday 12th of December 2013 10:45:38 AM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 12th of December 2013 10:45:38 AM CDT * Now talking on #fourcannonwoods * Topic for #fourcannonwoods is: http://derpy.me/qnxhk RPG rule book. Enjoy the woods. * Topic for #fourcannonwoods set by Cherenkov!~Cherenkov@162-234-96-184.lightspeed.iplsin.sbcglobal.net at Sun Dec 08 19:53:22 2013 * Channel #fourcannonwoods modes: +nst * Channel #fourcannonwoods created on Wed Nov 20 13:17:26 2013 * Mary_ONette arrives frome somewhere and looks for a seat * AirTrade[FOR_THE_NCR] (webchat@12.251.3.150) has joined #fourcannonwoods * Feldspar sits down, waving at Mary "Over here!" * Flora (webchat@adsl-75-10-158-193.dsl.bcvloh.sbcglobal.net) has joined #fourcannonwoods * Thrill-Collins (webchat@host86-186-25-24.range86-186.btcentralplus.com) has joined #fourcannonwoods * AirTrade[FOR_THE_NCR] sits next to someone warm * Brute (webchat@host-184-174-137-237.MAPOLT1.epbfi.com) has joined #fourcannonwoods * Brute walks into the edge of the woods [we should start a fire] "Booze?" * Brute looks around [molotovs at the ready!] * Booze_Hound waves to brute * Rain_Drop (Rain_Drop@mo-184-6-72-13.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has joined #fourcannonwoods [I'd go for NCR, but I want "Meat of the Champions"] * Mary_ONette goes to Feld Yo * Star_ (webchat@umc-149162.dhcp.missouri.edu) has joined #fourcannonwoods * YellowMolest (webchat@66-87-149-35.pools.spcsdns.net) has joined #fourcannonwoods * Brute walks over to booze * YellowMolest follows booze sorry he's a best man and a GM at the same time "hey what's up!" "getting married" "like now" "no shit!" * Brute smirks * YellowMolest nods at brute "yep" "I saw curious comeing down the stairs" "she was beautiful" * Rain_Drop wonders around in the woods following the odd trail of booze, ponies and strang food * AirTrade[FOR_THE_NCR] shivers * FoxTrot (FoxTrot@CPE-120-147-130-83.lflg1.win.bigpond.net.au) has joined #fourcannonwoods * Brute runs up to raindrop "Miss raindrop!" * Brute smiles at rain before holding out his hoof for her to shake * Phoenix_Down[work] (~androirc@2600:100c:b21c:1d50:f355:81b:210f:71b6) has joined #fourcannonwoods "glad to see you out of the clinic!" "Rain! Here!" She turns to Mary, hugging her "Hiya!" [Where am I?l * Mary_ONette hugs Feld "Hey there, cold isn't it" * YellowMolest looks at rain, the shit they saw today to much "J-jesus Christ, were g-gona die of frostbite" * Brute tosses his coat to airtrade "stop being a pussy" * Star_ walks around a bit, as he's never been here before. * AirTrade[FOR_THE_NCR] puts on the coat and covers himself with it and his wings airtrade looks like he has a jedi robe on now "hey gold, join me up here?" * Star_ spots Brute a ways away. "Brute! You're awake!" * Brute waves to sta "I had to put a gift for flora under the tree" "and yes im awake" * Phoenix_Down[work] trots into the scene! * GreenHoof (webchat@173.217.234.159) has joined #fourcannonwoods "Good to see." Star spots Phoenix trotting about. "Yo, Phoenix!" * Brute smiles at star before looking back to Raindrop * YellowMolest has quit (Ping timeout: 202 seconds) "phoenix" * Alerderna (Alerderna@CPE00222d90fb5e-CM00222d90fb5a.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #fourcannonwoods "good to see my guys showing up" * Alerderna would be there, but is engaged in lewd. * Brute walks up to booze "im really happy for ya mate" * Brute pats booze on the back "who would have thunk you would have met your wife after becomeing a cartoon horse!" "thank you" "I'm half freaking out here man" "it's gona be arlight" "just take a few deep breaths" * Al_Dente shows up outta no where and takes place amoung the crowd, trying to find Booze. * Brute shows booze * Brute takes a deep breath in * Feldspar nods, patting the seat by her "Here Mary, saved ya a seat." "i cna't breath" "i for got how to breath!" "booze please" * Mary_ONette sits next to Feld with a smile "Thank you Feld." "come on now. dont whimp out on me" * Phoenix_Down[work] heads over with Booze "where's light?" * Rain_Drop assumes she has done all the normal grettings and such as she was busy doing NPC of a dress maker who is super fancy as the damn brides gettin gher dress on damnit gimme a break here T.T * Star_ trots to Booze and Brute "he was suppose to...like...wed us" * Feldspar giggle, hugging Mary "No problem!" "Everything okay here, guys?" "yea, booze is just nervous" "you want a drink or something?" * Brute asks booze "we got no one to be the priest!" [please] * Brute puts on his white colar "you want it jewish or cathloic?" * Mary_ONette squeaks and hugs Feld catholic* "secular" [where is hoof or sleeves for priest?] [[ jews pls go ]] "NO jewish" * Feldspar whispers to Mary, giggling a bit "hahaha" "NO satanic!" "clam down booze" "wait!" * Star_ chuckles * Brute puts his hoof over booze's mouth "you're gona be just fine" "pastafarian!" [Waugh, I need to know about these things a head of time, to 10 minutes before! I'm doing other things right now!~] * Brute takes off his white colar. "star go get green or gren" * Hospik (Mibbit@84.241.194.8) has joined #fourcannonwoods green* [not 10*] [short sweet and to the point man] [also wolves] "Get Green, got it." He dashes off into the crowd, looking for one of the Greens. * Brute pats booze on the back "you want a drink?" "no i'm good" * Brute nods "no drinks" "well if it makes you feel any better. me and Star are here for you 100%" "We got your back" "and probly golden and phoneix" "Yes we do!" he shouts from inside the crowd. "probly" [Give me an aditional 15 min, then I * Rain_Drop is now known as Moon_Chaser[NPC] "knowing all of you not helping" ['ll do it] "hue" * Brute smiles "there ya go you drunk basterd!" [brb] * Brute looks to curious "she sure looks pretty dont she booze" * Brute smiles [im not here] * Star_ trots back to Brute and Booze. "Couldn't find either of them." * Brute is qutie high "well dont panic" "hmmm...." "booze what would you like to do?" [quite high?] [he'll be back soon, he's afk right now] [joke[ [by the way, Feldspar. I need to talk to you IC after this is over] [okay!] "booze?" [are we, like, /in/ the forest or just at the edge of it?] edge dearie [Gah fuck sorry] [were maximum edge] [okay, then] [also hi moon!] * Brute waves to moonchaser * Star_ worries about the timing of this wedding. The sun's gonna be completely gone before long. [its Rain Brute] [Hi rain!] [Incoming Bride! Hit the Deck!.... Hopefully] [Booze! Get back here NOW!] [i'm here] [okay, good. Phew~] [places everyone!] [ic time is like late at night] [Everyone here?] [all aboard thats comin aboard] * Brute pats booze on the back before heading into the crowd to mingle [Vespa pls.] * Star_ trots to a seat, whispering a quick 'good luck, Booze!' before departing. * Brute sits next to star * AirTrade[FOR_THE_NCR] is shivering in brutes coat [wwaaait... who's marrying who...] * YellowMolest (webchat@66-87-149-35.pools.spcsdns.net) has joined #fourcannonwoods [whom*] [^] * Flora trots up with Hospik and puts the giants ass pie on the table "See we made it on time" [Booze Hound and Curious] [Oh] [vagina shroom free i hope?] [curious now absorbs Able] * AirTrade[FOR_THE_NCR] snuggles hospik because he is cold * Hospik Looks around and levitates the Flowers towards Flora "here" [how's this being lit, by the way?] * Feldspar waiting intensifies [firelight naturally] [magic/fire/love/molotovs] "i don't know what you need these for" * Hospik is suddenly snuggled.. [torches and shit[ [take your pic] * Flora cathes the flowers and goes to Curious "Mah lady" *tips fedora* [Okay, this is literally the first time I've recycled weding text. Today's wedding was brought to you by PennyxArrant, the letter P, and the word 'rape'] [ E. all of the above] [wat] * Curious snrks "thanks, oh and put this by the altar" hands her a spear [/me fucks GreenSleeves in the ass ] "hey Air, how's it?" * GreenSleeves trots over to the group gathered in the woods and clears his throat, looking for the happy couple. * YellowMolest spawns into existence next to booze "whoah, must be wedding magic is one of the groomsmen late?" * Flora holds a spear "Ok..." * Mary_ONette waits with a smile "C-cold" "ya, where is Al" * Brute rolls his eyes and begins to rub Airtrades shoulder * Vesuvian_Matches (~Vesss@128.125.50.84.dyn.estpak.ee) has joined #fourcannonwoods * Curious is standing back waiting for her cue after all are assembled * Flora puts the spear on the alter "and boris" [/me pokes sleeves' ponut hole] * Vesuvian_Matches walks into the back of the crowd, silently standing proud * Curious digs in her saddlebag stuffing the crystal flower through her hair and the four leaf clovers into her dress * GreenHoof is standing there because he knows anything his best friend is doing. * Hospik nudges AirTrade and laughs "hey if you still want to ask Flora for the favour" * GreenSleeves trots over to Booze, and whipsers "Everyone here?" * Flora gets in her set location and does a thing [[ im here ]] * Phoenix_Down[work] waves at Vesu from his groomsmen position at the fromt * Brute keeps rubbing airtrades shoulder "better?" he smriks "no we're missing boris" * YellowMolest smiles and stands next to Phoenix * Al_Dente pushes thru the crowd and makes his way towards Booze and the other ponies, trying his best to pull his mane back into a ponytail. Im here! Late, but here * Hospik holds AirTrade a little against the cold * GreenSleeves nods and waits quietly. * Vesuvian_Matches gives a wave back, before finding a nice seat for herself * Hospik waves drunkingly at Vesuvian [Al is the only one who will recognize this speech IC~] * Moon_Chaser[NPC] is now known as Rain_Drop [is Al married ot something?] [[ brb door ]] * Vesuvian_Matches gives a lazy, slightly slow wave back * Star_ sits and waits quietly, trying to hold his excitment. * YellowMolest wave at vesu, starlight is to busy being pregnant and stuff to come [[ back ]] * Hospik takes a Seat . * Al_Dente trots up towards the front seats and takes one smiling at Booze. "Al you made it" * GreenHoof is here, next to Al. "I did, just but I did." * Phoenix_Down[work] is here but mostly NPC, going with the flow, unable to keep his eyes off of Vesu * Hospik looks around for the alcohol there is none [we can have Hos marry us] [perfect.] [yes there is, mary is serving] * GreenHoof pulls out a mason jar of pruno, gulping it down and staring at the scene, in nirvana from the alcholic experience... "screw it boris aint coming" [...i don't think you want that, Booze] [he's proably "Cumming"] [into a sock somwhere] * Feldspar sits by Mary, huddling close * Star_ wishes Lemon were here... * Flora sits by Hospik and gives him a kiss on the cheek * GreenSleeves nods to Booze. "Alright, let's get this underway!" * Brute gets up and sits next to NPC_Dusty * Hospik smiles at Flora and  pulls her close to fight the cold * Mary_ONette is huddled next to Feld trying to stay warm * Flora nuzzels into him * YellowMolest has quit (Ping timeout: 202 seconds) [i can marry you if you want a prothestant wedding..] * GreenHoof watches, sitting next to Al_Dente , dispite the colt, watching. * YellowMolest (webchat@66-87-149-35.pools.spcsdns.net) has joined #fourcannonwoods [nah pastafarian man] [coconust everywhere....] * Brute pulls NPC Dusty on his lap before holding her close, trying to keep warm himself [Hos, the PMäs] [do you check em?] [i have some text in my head, and i'm gonna say those damnit!] [?] * AirTrade[FOR_THE_NCR] is now alive * Feldspar throws her cloak over her and Mary, smiling * AirTrade[FOR_THE_NCR] is snuggling drunk hospik for warmth * YellowMolest is standing there watching this * Star_ is still waiting for this wedding to get started [erhm.. Yes?] * GreenSleeves is waiting for Booze to be ready? [i can't PM for some reason] * Booze_Hound is ready * Curious is ready [strange...] * Flora wishes she had a spray bottle to spay Air with [ah well, guess you will never know] * Hospik is also ready.. [shhh. everyone shutup for a second so these two can get married pls] * GreenSleeves clears his throat, looking at the assembled ponies. * YellowMolest is best man [Textwalls inbound!~] * Flora body is ready for the wall "Th-Thank you Feld." she smiles * Curious thinks she hears music * Feldspar snuggles closer, giggling "No prob." * Al_Dente smiles and ressists calling out. * GreenSleeves speaks up as he addresses the assembled ponies. "Booze said that this whole shindig ought to be simple, quick, and painless, but I'm a traditional sort of guy, so bear with me while I say a few words." "A wedding is a sacred and holy union. What makes it so? Some might argue for a higher power that puts stock a marriage, but I tend to think that that's a moot point either way; there is something much more earthly that gives a marriage power." "What is that force? Well, it is one and the same with the reason anyone would want to get married; The power of a marriage’s union is only as strong as the want for it's participants to be together. They may be two bodies, two souls, two minds, but the more they long to become one their union will be." "You see, the marriage isn't anything alone. All that really matters is that two people want to be together, not the words that bind them." * GreenSleeves sits on his haunches and holds up his front hooves. "It's the attraction between a pair that has power..." * Vesuvian_Matches (~Vesss@128.125.50.84.dyn.estpak.ee) has left #fourcannonwoods (sush) * GreenSleeves clops his front hooves together, loudly. "Nothing I say today has any meaning without it." * Hospik thinks Curious is wrong * GreenSleeves turns to the lucky couple and whispers “Remember that.” * GreenSleeves looks at the audience. * Curious thinks hospik obviously isnt drunk enough "And so to affirm that attraction in the eyes of the witness gathered here today, I speak these words..." * GreenSleeves turns to Booze "Booze Hound, do you take this mare to be your wedded wife? Do you promise to love, cherish, protect, and keep her so long as you live?” "I do" * GreenHoof looks on with a smile GreenSleeves turns to Curious. "Curious do you take this stallion to be your wedded husband? Do you promise to love, cherish, protect, and keep him so long as you live?” "I do" "Whelp, by the power invested in me by myself, I now pronounce you husband and wife!" * GreenSleeves has a huge smile on his face. "You may now kiss the bride." * YellowMolest has quit (Ping timeout: 202 seconds) * Booze_Hound moves back the bridal veil and gazes into her eyes before kissing his wife * Mary_ONette cheers internally * Star_ cheers externally * Al_Dente cant help but feel excited as the magic words exit sleeves' mouth. Resisting the urge to >wowsuchclap and call out. * Flora cheers * Curious grabs booze and pulls him for a nice close intense wedding kiss * GreenHoof smiles widely as he watches the couple kiss, clopping his hooves together non-sexually. * Booze_Hound like THIS kind of wedding * GreenSleeves grins and steps away from the lucky pair, this is their spotlight, not his. * Feldspar cheers quietly, squeezing Mary * Mary_ONette is squeezed and as she cheers * AirTrade[FOR_THE_NCR] clops his hooves, not in a fapping way * Hospik needs a drink.. * Curious finally pulls back and turns to crowd with the boquet in her mouth * Curious tosses it upwards [everyone roll to catch!] [roll for it, ladies!] [hos catches] * Hospik puts a hoof around Flora and a hoof around AirTrade and cheers loudly * Hospik will catch that bouqet! [i do?] [no, joking] !roll 1d20 i made them so i get them 15 == 15 * Al_Dente clops his hooves loudly * Brute claps for booze and curious [Hue] !roll d20 mine! 13 == 13 !Rolll d20 !Roll d20 18 == 18 !roll d20 16 == 16 !roll d20 18 == 18 !rol d20 "feldspar you best let go of this" !roll d20 8 == 8 * AirTrade[FOR_THE_NCR] trips "No, I'm good." [stalemate...fight for it!] * Brute smirks [to the death!] "ill spar for it" * Brute grins as he looks down at felspar feldspar* "Toss them between yourselves" [they both have to marry eachother now] [pffffft] [booze pls] [hue] [that's the rules man] "so feldspar...how do you wana do this?" * Hospik slowely shakes his head at AirTrade "throw it up again!" * Feldspar chuckles "Naw, let's do the tossing. Not in the shape to spar." "ofcrose" * Feldspar tosses the bouquet up * Brute tosses the boque up !roll d20 11 == 11 !Roll d20 5 == 5 [fak] [HA] [gg no re] !roll d20 intercept! 4 == 4 * Feldspar catches it cleanly, smiling "Welp, that's that." * Brute smiles as feldpspar catches it. He pats her on the back "fair and square" [chinook and dusty will be happy togethre] [the fuck they will] " * Curious clops her hooves on the ground for conflict resolution "actauly booze if it's alright with you. ide like to make an anoncemnt" * Brute smiles at booze !roll d20 13 == 13 * Curious whips out the spear "now lets go cut a cake...er PIE!" * Hospik glares at Brute * Booze_Hound hold curious "I can't believe it, we're finally married!" * AirTrade[FOR_THE_NCR] pets hospik "There there" * Brute stands ontop of a chair "Yalls wedding was good. and ima let you finish. but beyonce, had one of the best music videos of all time" * Feldspar goes AFK "cut the pie! I'm hungry!" * Star_ facehoofs * Mary_ONette rolls her eyes * Curious hops up onto boozes back "I know, right!" "Btute pls" "pir time!" * Brute smiles as he goes over to watch the couple cut there pie pie* * Feldspar is now known as FeldAFK * Booze_Hound walks over to the pie "we got a knife to cut the pie cake?" "Pie?!" * Curious holds her spear "right here!" "That's what the spear was for" "murder that pie!" "i got my scimitar but that'll work" * Brute wispers in flora's ear "it looks amazing" * Booze_Hound cuts the pie "pie for all" * Hospik slowely shoves Brute away * Brute claps * Brute pushes hospik back "yo dude. lay off" "communist pie. you get a slice, and you get a slice, every pony gets a slice" "I swear if you two fight" "shove off, Brute" [fight, fight, fight kiss kiss kiss] "it will be the end of both of you" "woah woah woah. miss flora. i wouldent dare start a fight" "this is booze and curious's day" "alright everyone line up" [>Everypony] * Brute stands in line * Hospik nudges Flora "wanna get some of that pie?" * Star_ stands behind Brute * Booze_Hound serves EVERYONE pie "I did bake it" * AirTrade[FOR_THE_NCR] walks over to brute "with help from Mary. you know i gotta give myshout out" * Brute starts eating his pie * Brute waves to airtrade * AirTrade[FOR_THE_NCR] gives brute back his coat "Thanks" * AirTrade[FOR_THE_NCR] is now known as AirTrade * Star_ trots away from the table, saving his slice for someone else * YellowMolest (webchat@66-87-149-35.pools.spcsdns.net) has joined #fourcannonwoods * Brute puts his duster back on "no problem airtrade" * Hospik waits for some pie with Flora * AirTrade leaves "feeling warmer?" "ok then!" * Brute smiles * Al_Dente gets his slice of pie and smiles, taking it from Booze and raising the slice to him. "To a new and happy couple!" * Star_ raises the slice in his hoof. "Hear hear!" * Booze_Hound hands slice to curious still on his back * Brute raises both his hoofs * AirTrade (webchat@12.251.3.150) has left #fourcannonwoods * Curious takes the piece "alright lets witness your master baker skills, flora" munches the piece facefirst * Mary_ONette eats a slice of pie * Booze_Hound munches the pie * Brute walks over to Flora "flora i gota say. this pie looked amazing. but it tastes fantastic. thank you so much for makeing it" brute gives flora a friendly smile [/me also eats the pie flora made] * Flora smiles seeing everyone enjoy her pie~" ;) * Hospik takes a piece [*everyone suddenly wakes up at the spa with no memories*] [didn't eat my slice, Curious~] * YellowMolest has quit (Ping timeout: 202 seconds) [contact KO] * Hospik offers some pie to Flora "guess you should taste your own creation" "Any pie left?" "pie for all" [and by pie, you mean, cake, right?] * Flora takes a slice of her pie "Congratulations Booze and Curious" [pie cake] ^ [what is that?] [pie in the shape of a cake] [many stacked pies i guess, maybe frosted] "thanks flora, and your masterful creation will feed the masses" [so, we afterparty at the inn?] "It's my pleasure" * Booze_Hound loves this pie "ohhh ethiopia, you don't know what you're missing" * Mary_ONette continues eating pie with a smile but under the cloak [see, when you say 'pie ' i think meat pie] * Curious pffts "hey, I have some cousins from ehtiopia, theyre very nice zebras" [haven't ypu had a blueberry pie before?] * Brute walks over to curious "so miss curious. was it everything you dreamed it would be?" brute gives her a hopeful smile [shepherd's pie is best pie] [I'll drink to that] "or i guess your name will be "Curious Hound from now on" "booze is here, how could it not be? now lets head to the inn so we can get the drinks, and nobody freezes" * Hospik takes a few bites of the pie before putting it down "tastes great Flora" "Cheers to not being popsicles" "yay" * Brute nods and heads for the inn [Yeah, but pie is like with chunky fruit in it] * Hospik smiles and gives Flora a quick kiss on the cheek "i'm heading home, i'll see you later" * FoxTrot noms some pie * Booze_Hound picks up the rest of the pie cake and heads to the inn "Really good, Flora!" * Star_ holds the slice of pie he still has in his magic and trots towards the inn. * Curious trots along to the afterparty "Not going to party?" "And congrats Booze_Hound and Curious" * YellowMolest (webchat@66-87-149-35.pools.spcsdns.net) has joined #fourcannonwoods [booze I'm sorry m8] * Hospik shakes his head sorry, early day tomorrow" * Brute (webchat@host-184-174-137-237.MAPOLT1.epbfi.com) has left #fourcannonwoods [ive got to much going on] * Hospik join #FourCannonInn [oops] * Flora kisses Hospik "I'll see you later Hos~" * Star_ (webchat@umc-149162.dhcp.missouri.edu) has left #fourcannonwoods * Mary_ONette finishes the pie with a squee * Hospik smiles and trots off "just gonna congratulate the couple real quick" "Hoing to the Inn, Mary?" Going* * Flora finishes her pie "Hey Mary do you still have my pie~" * YellowMolest leaves * Mary_ONette nods * FoxTrot heads for the Inn