"kill la kill breast amputation fanfic"
By robblu (https://pastebin.com/u/robblu)

URL: https://pastebin.com/snKUpnvk
Created on: Wednesday 10th of August 2016 09:34:47 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 03:28:50 AM UTC


Ryuko: "Mine are bigger!"

Satsuki: "No! Mine are bigger!"

In unison: "Grr!" *Glare*

Satsuki: *Dismissively waves her hand* "Fine dear sister. Clearly there is only one way to solve this little dispute."

Ryuko: *Crosses arms* "And that is...?"

Satsuki: ""Isn't it obvious?" She cocks her eyebrow condescendingly "We use a breast guillotine to separate the objects of dispute. Then we weigh them."

Ryuko: *Taken aback* "You want us to debreast ourselves?"

Satsuki: "Why not? Girls are doing it all the time. Oh!" She snapped her fingers "You're afraid! That's alright then, we can just-"

Ryuko: "No! I'm not afraid. I was just surprised, that's all. It's decided; we find some breast guillotines and settle this once and for all."

Satsuki: "Good."

-Later-

*The girls are standing tightly pressed together side by side. A mechanism that appears to be two short guillotines locked together standing right in front of them. The lunette in each guillotine has two holes fixed at breast height.*

Satsuki: "So the rules are simple-"

Ryuko: "Right. We do it at exactly the same time, right with each other, to ensure a fair outcome. It doesn't really need summed up, unless you need to stall?"

Satsuki: *Glares at her sister a moment. Before smirking, seeming slightly proud at her siblings defiance.* "Of course not." Scoffing. "3... 2.. 1."

*Both girls wince and pull a lever on their side of the unit. The blades drop at exactly the same time. Severing four massive melons from two competitive siblings. 

Satsuki just winces letting loose only a slight hiss.

Ryuko reacts slightly stronger.*

Ryuko: "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" Yipping in pain. *She looks over at her sister. Suddenly embarrassed, she clamps her hand over her mouth.*

Satsuki: *Shakes her head deciding to ignore her sisters less than dignified response.* "Let's-" She grimaced in pain while gradually standing up. "Get these weighed quickly. They start to dry out fast you know."

*Both girls scrambled as quickly as they could in their condition. Grabbing their breasts and bringing them over to an electronic scale each girl weighed her pair.*

Satsuki: "Ha!" Triumphantly grinning "11.25 pounds. Yours are only 10 pounds. I win." 

Ryuko: "Grr!" Icy glare. "Fine!" She pouted. "I guess you win. My ass is bigger though!" Sticking her tongue out.

Satsuki: *Cocks an eyebrow* "Really?" Shacking her head in amusement. "We should get bandaged up. We won't last much longer at all with all of this bloodloss."

*Both girls start walking out the door.*

Satsuki: "Of course I would last much longer than you...."

Ryuko: *Eagerly* "You're on!"