"Vulvectomy and You"
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Created on: Friday 31st of August 2018 10:41:56 PM CDT
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Vulvectomy and You 
    If you are reading this then you are one of the truly exceptional girls deemed far too naughty as to be allowed to keep her wobbly bits.  Seeing as very shortly tour going to very have a very sharp blade betwixt your legs, you’re invited to consider just how saucy you are and just what you’ve done to deserve this. 

So you’re Having your Bits Off 
Welcome to the exciting world of Genital amputation, in this case by exciting we mean utterly terrifying now, shortly to be excruciatingly followed by a lifetime of regret and no way to satisfy sexual urges.    

What to Expect 
Prior to Procedure Before the surgery, your doctor may:

•   Talk to you about any medicines you may be taking
•   Do a physical exam
•   Catalog and review your genitals
•   Apply a few drops of Carbolic acid to your Clitoris (pain may occur)

 You may be tempted (or even beg) to be allowed to Jill-Off on last time, but this will not be permitted.  If you ask, they will laugh. 

 You can also request alternate methods like laser or the Robo Surgeon, but it’s not recommended.

Description of the Procedure 
While the team sets up you may feel like there are a few non-medical on lookers, this is incorrect, there are upwards of a hundred gawkers in the surgical theater, no doubt laughing and mocking you roundly.  Jabs like “Hey check out the clitless wonder” or “Yes, this chick has no clit… we’ll that’s what I heard!” are common, if a bit predictable.

 After your pubic hair is removed you’ll feel a sharp pain in your clitoral area, don’t be alarmed this is simply the scalpel hacking up your clitoral area.  After your love button has been stumped or diced if the surgeon is feeling frisky, he will excise your clitoral root, please do not scream directly into his ear.  Once the root is clear your lips are likely already on the way out, you any be expecting to pass out any second now, luckily your being drip feed stimulants so no chance of that.

Once your outer bits are off the surgeon will make large a triangular incision around your now stripped vulva.  You may ask, “If you’re going to cut off the whole thing, why bother with everything before this?”  Great question, after your Vulva is lifted clear from your body you’ll be sewn up.

By now the second surgeon should be nearly done removing your breasts, oh, by the way you’ll not be allowed to keep your breast ether.  If you were paying attention she stared in on the nips, before slicing up the areola, then just digging in until your mama were mulch.  Your chest might have some bumpiness too it, once stitched, but that’s just fat, you can be fully confident that your lady berries are gone.

 Common Questions

How Long Will It Take? 
About 1-2 hours, depending on whether or not the staff indulge in a tit toss.

How Much Will It Hurt? 
Quite a lot, atheistic is not allowed, but pain enhancing drugs are available upon request.


Possible Complications

•   Pain and tenderness of the vulva and chest
•   Gnawing depression
•   Being able to experience organum*

 *This occurs in less than 0.01% of cases, but it’s important to report this immediately as such a wicked woman as yourself being allowed to experience any sexual pleasure is both a crime and criminal.

 Smoking may increase the risk of complications.

At Home When you return home do the following:

•   Work out a punishment schedule
•   Make sure you are spanked daily, three and ten sessions is ideal
•   Keep your legs apart.
•   Don’t attempt to wear clothes for the first few months
•   Take a sitz bath daily
•   Clean the area with soap, salt and warm water.
•   Your doctor will remind you, you can’t have sex again.
•   Follow your doctor’s instructions.

Ask your doctor about when it is safe to step up to a paddle

Life after Orgasm 
For Women who have had a successful Vulvectomy orgasms will not be possible. 

Also, after Vulvectomy, women may notice numbness in their genital area. Feeling may return slowly over the next few months, though this is usually followed by chronic pain.

 At first many women can’t adapt to the absence of pleasure and the constant spankings, but in time you may see it as a replacement.  The joy of sex is now supplanted by the joy of discipline.

   Helpful tips for Young Eunuchs
Sex free can be sexy, consider glamor shots as a fun and profitable hobby
Exercise, just because you’ve nothing to look forward to but a pleasure fee life of pain it’s no reason to let yourself go
Don’t like your scars? Consider decoration