"Reasons people hated the last jedi" By robblu (https://pastebin.com/u/robblu) URL: https://pastebin.com/xHWRr23F Created on: Wednesday 20th of June 2018 06:00:03 PM CDT Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 03:12:46 AM UTC Reasons people hated the last jedi: •The plot was a boring 16 hour chase. •You cant run out of gas in space! Momentum keeps you going. •The 1st order should either A)launched more tie fighters B )sent a star destroyer ahead at lightspeed to intercept. •The your momma joke was dumb. •BB8 fixing the ship by slamming head into the control panel. •Why not use B-Wing bombers instead of the slow useless bombers the Last Jedi had? •Bombs falling in space. (No propulsion shown, no sound effect to suggest propulsion) •When the doors open to drop the bombs, why wasnt everyone sucked into space? •Why is Hux a bumbling fool in 8 despite being threatening and competent in 7? •Leia blaming the loss on Poe was dumb, she was still in charge and could have pulled the bombers back. •Poe made the right call in destroying the dreadnaught! A)Its weapons have further range than a star destroyer and would have killed them all in a chase. B ) It carried 275,000 people which is a HUGE win for the resistence and acceptable losses. C)It is faster than the Raddus and would have caught them in a chase. •Fin healed instantly from a spinal injury, just another thing setup in 7 and thrown away in 8. •How can Fin pilot a ship in 8 despite not being a pilot in 7, and being unconscious between the 2 films. •Why do they assume there is a new technology to track through hyperspace? A) you can already track in hyperspace if there is a beacon on board. B ) why not scan the ship for beacons? C) Leia has a beacon on board constantly sending a signal out so Rey can return. •Why only use 1 tracker at a time? •How do they know which of the several star destroyers is the one actually tracking them? •Why does Poe recommend calling Maz? Fin met Maz, not Poe. •Maz is literally fighting for her life right now, but stops to facetime, let the call go to voicemail. •The casino plot was pointless. •Purple hair should have at least confirmed there was a plan. A) Poe is still the best pilot you have B ) Poe even with a demotion is high on the chain of command especially how small the resistence is. C) Poe ask 3 times for orders before comiting mutiny. •Saving the animals and leaving the slave kids was dumb. A)Your friends are literally running for their life, you dont have time for this. B )Animals from captivity will die in the wild. C)As a janitor, Fin should know that the rich are not inconvenienced at all by this and that the slave kids will have to clean up the mess. •Why does the casino have slave kids instead of droids? They are rich and can afford better. •The cgi was bad, the people vanish then reappear in the casino after the animals bust through the wall. •Leia getting blown into space and flying back in was dumb. •There was no space lock when letting leia in, so everyone should have been blown into space. •Conveniently being locked up in the casino with the guy you need is dumb. •What would the code breaker had done if rose didnt have the mcguffin necklace to break the lock? •How does a casino player mistake bb8 for a slot machine. •BB8 shooting coins like a gun was dumb. •Why does Luke throw away his light saber? A) episode 7 set it up as heart filled, but what emotion are they going for in 8? Do they expect me to laugh? B ) its his fathers, and would be something to remember him by C) it was given to him by Obi Wan, and should be something to remember him by as well. •Why does Rey translate what Chewbacca says to Luke? Luke understands wookie. •How does Rey understand wookie despite not being able to understand him in 7, and with no time passing between 7 and 8? •Luke milking a sea cow was dumb. •Yoda shooting lightning was dumb. A)since when can force ghosts affect things B )If they can affect things, where have they been and why have they not helped the resistence? •How does Yoda hit Luke on the head with his staff? •Crashing at light speed looked cool, but new plot hole: why haven't they done that before? They could easily make light speed missiles. •Why sacrifice your admiral to crash the ship? Why not use a droid? Or auto-pilot?or a less important crew member who would gladly do it to save everyone. •At least 5 characters accidentally say rebellion instead of resistance. •When committing mutiny you need to throw the commander in the brig, or at least take their gun away. •Tasting the ground to say its salt not sand on "not Hoth". •After saying its salt, the movie imediatly forgets that and sends snow troopers into the base not storm troopers. •Rose crashing into fin was dumb A)Should have killed them both B )He WAS trying to save those he loved C)Now everyone should die since no one destroyed the cannon. •Rose/Fin kiss was super awkward. •It should take Fin 2 hours to drag rose back to the base from that distance. •Why is phasma the only trooper with armor that actually works? •Snoke bonking Rey on the head with the hilt of the light saber was dumb. •Rey is a Mary Sue! A) Beats Luke in a fight. B )Knows how to swim despite being raised in a desert. C)Shooting 3 tie fighter with 1 shots, took han like 20 shots to kill 1 D)Beating multiple Praetorian Guards at the same time with no training E)Lifted several tons of boulders at the same time with no training? •Why did Rey go to Snokes ship and try to turn Kylo, after previously saying how much she hates him? •When Rey leaves snokes ship, Kylo was unconscious. Why didnt she kill him? •How exactly did Rey leave the ship? •They forgot how time works, the ship had 16 hours gas, but rey spent multiple days with luke and still gets back in time. •Snoke insulting kylos mask was dumb,it was his character just like vader. •What happened to the knights of ren? Another thing setup in 7 thrown away in 8. •Why did luke leave a map to find him in force awakens if he didnt want to be found in the last jedi? •Luke force projecting was almost cool, except: A) How could he kiss leia on the head? B ) How could he hand leia the trinket? C) How did poe know luke was stalling? D) Why didnt luke tell anyone the plan? E) Why the F**K kill luke that way? He dies from what? Stress? F) Why didnt the trinket disappear at the same time luke did? G)The Solo movie made the scene worse! When Luke hands Leia the trinkett dice, its meant to be a reminder of Han, but Han gave that to his first girlfriend. If anything Leai should be insulted he kept the dice as a reminder of his first girlfriend. H)If the dice meant anything to Leia, why did she leave them behind? •Lukes mechanical hand A) Why does it look like Anakins, when his hand was severed 30 years later and is clealy an upgraded prosthetic in empire? B ) why does his hand vanish when he becomes one with the force? His clothes dont, so why would his prosthetic hand? •Leia says they have everything they need to rebuild the resistence, but this is dumb: A)They have no Alies B )They have no money C)They have no ships D)They have no men E)They have no weapons There are too many flaws!?