">rape, or Die Trying."
By minion_of_Lulu (https://pastebin.com/u/minion_of_Lulu)

URL: https://pastebin.com/6djTp8zA
Created on: Wednesday 19th of December 2012 12:03:04 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 04:06:22 AM UTC


>Day avoiding Flutterbutt in Equestria.
>You haven't seen the local rapist in a few days.
>Maybe she's given up.
>Good, now you can live a peaceful life in this pony town.
>Head to the movies with CMCs
>They wanted to see Captain Pone.
>You all go inside.
>They wanted some snacks from the concession stand.
>Oblige and head to buy them their stuff.
>But first bathroom. Gotta piss like a racehorse.
>Start to relieve yourself.
>"Well well well, looks like today is my lucky day.
>Oh shit...
>Turn to see Fluttershy wearing a janitors outfit, with a broom with a...IS THAT A DILDO?!
http://youtu.be/nce6OfT6ZIM
Fluttershy, get out of here!
>"Oh no, I've waited for this day since your hot monkey ass came into town."
>Not now...you're not even half way done.
>The crazy mare starts swinging her dildo broom like she was Jackie Chan.
>Then finishes with one of those karate shouts.
Jesus Christ woman!
>"Prepare yourself! That ass is mine!"
>She charges at you, dildo broom in hoof.
>You turn, aim, and fire your piss at her.
>She spins her weapon of anal destruction in front of her, deflecting your watersport attack.
>"Now that it's all lubed up, it will slide in nicely."
>Oh dear god, what have you done.

>Fluttershy charges again.
>You hope you could remember your self-defense training and take a fighting pose.
>She ducks under you and aims her dildo at your ass.
YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BOOTY!!!
>Kick her into the wall.
>You flip to the other side of the bathroom, grabbing a mop that happens to be there.
>She wipes her face.
>"That makes me moist."
>Oh COME ON!
>Fluttershy charges again.
>And you block with the mop.
>"Come on Monkey-san! Hya!"
>She jabs at your sternum.
>A direct hit makes you keel over.
>Hi Face, meet Stallion Cawk. Stallion Cawk, meet Face.
>Only in ponyland where you can say you got cock slapped by a shy, rapist pony.
>She holds the dildo at your mouth.
>You can smell your own piss on it.
>"Any last words?"
>Just as you close your eyes and wait for the worst, the Manager walks in.
>The music screeches to a halt.
>Sees piss all over the floor and starts berating Fluttershy for not doing her work.
>You dodge the fuck out of there, not before washing your hands.
>Grab some snacks and get back to the CMC.
>"Where were ya A-non. The movie is about to start."
>Thank god for previews...

>The movie finished.
>It was...pretty good.
>You are all about to leave.
>Not before you see Fluttershy standing at the exit with a sultry grin on her face.
http://youtu.be/nce6OfT6ZIM
You girls head on home...I have something to finish here.
>"Okay Anon...OOH, I know how we can get our cutie marks!" Sweetie Belle squeaked.
>They ran off to do whatever the hell they were going to do.
>Fluttershy is huffing now.
>"YOU ARE GOING TO FUCK ME!"
We'll see about that.
>She charges at you.
>You at her.
>You jump in the air.
>Her face going for your crotch.
>And you go in for a flying kick.
>The both of you freeze in the air as you were about to collide.
>"Um...what are you two doing?"
>Music screeches to a halt again.
>It's Twilight Sparkle.
>And she stands there confused.
>You both fall to the ground and give your best pokerface.
>"Nothing..."
Nothing...
>You both walk away in separate directions having the same thought.
>Fucking Twilight Sparkle