"mom can't look (glimx(you), OS, short, comedy/feels)"
By Betanon (https://pastebin.com/u/Betanon)

URL: https://pastebin.com/hJL3k93u
Created on: Wednesday 7th of November 2018 11:56:47 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 12:07:20 AM UTC


>>I just wanted to read about Starlight getting nailed while Twilight takes notes...

>"Wha-what?! No!"
>"Why not?!"
>"Why?! Because it's weird, Twilight!"
>"It's not!"
>"It IS!"
>"How so?!"
>"How?! I swear Twilight, sometimes I really wonder if you even live on the same planet as the rest of us,"
>"Because I'm curious?!"
>"Because you're asking for us to have sex in front of you while you're taking notes and recording it!"
>"I fail to see how that refutes--"
>"Ugh! Anon! Back me up here!"
"Eh, it is kinda weird, twibtwab,"
>"It's not!"
"Kinda hot too, but still kinda weird,"
>"It's not hot!"
"Hey, you just asked for my opinion is all, and I reckon you didn't mind us giving Trixie that little show last heart's warming--"
>"What?! Why is Trixie allowed to look and not me?!"
>"I-I was drunk!"
"Maybe, but it was still hot,"
>"That's not the same!"
>"How so?! Because I'm not your 'best friend', that's it?!"
>"Ugh, Twilight please!"
>"No, no, it's okay, I can see how it is," *sniffle*
>"Oh come on, Twi, don't be like that!"
>"I-it's fine, I get it, I guess I just thought that, you know, you would trust me enough to do something like this but I guess we're not close enough, unlike Trixie,"
"Gosh babe, I never thought you could be so cruel to Twilight!"
>"You! Don't you dare help her try and guilt trip me into this!"
"I surrender,"
>"And you! Trixie watching us was... fine, because she's just a friend, but--"
>"And we're not?!"
>"--BUT! But you're like, I don't know, a mom or something, and that'd just be weird,"
>"A mom...?"
>"Y-yeah, you know? Still a friend! A great friend! But--"
>"Wow,"
>"..."
>"..."
"..."
>"I just made the whole thing even weirder, didn't I?"
>"N-no! No, I just didn't think... I never realized you felt this way, Starlight,"
>"Yeah, huh... I'm not great at dealing with this kind of stu--ooh, okay, huh, I guess I'll let you hug me, just this once,"
"God, this is just so adorable, I think I'm going to cry,"
>"S-shuddup!"