- >Applejack pounds the apple tree with her front paws, hungrily gazing at the fruit above.
- >Despite her best efforts they all remain undisturbed.
- >Puffing her chest at the indignation of her new-found situation, she could only resolve herself to staring at the apples angrily.
- >They aren't swayed by her contempt.
- >"Dang nabbit..." she mutters.
- >Enter anon
- >You notice Applejack furiously trying to stare the apples into submission.
- >"Uh, hey Applejack-" you begin.
- >She shushes you curtly without taking her gaze from her prey, "Ah've got them on the ropes... come ta mama!"
- >You walk up next to her, plucking an apple from it's lofty perch.
- >"Is this what you wanted?" you attempt to say before she turns and tackles you.
- >[screams externally]
- >"DID. AH. ASK. YAH. TA. DO. MAH. JOB?"
- >You take a mental note to wear a cup next time.
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