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>today was going to be a bad day
>you just know it
>you and mom had walked into town, where you had very few onlookers
>it was kind of surprising, since you were a hairless ape in a town of colored p0nies
>"so, what do you want to eat today?" asked cheerilee
"what's there to eat around here?"
>"well, there's vegetables, fruits, and everything in between"
>you stick your tongue out to show your disgust
>"oh stop acting so childish"
"oh, whatever"
>"can you wait here while I go buy carrots?"
"sure" you say as you plop down on a bench
>
>it's been about 5 minutes, and mom still hasn't come back
>you're starting to wonder what she's really doing
>"well, what's your name"
>you jump at the sudden voice
>you look for your attacker, and see a mare with a swirly blue and pink mane\
>"oh boy, sorry about that. didn't mean to scare yah!"
"it's ok. my name's anon, it's nice to meet you"
>you reach for her ha- err. hoof
>"well, it's nice to meet you Anon, my name's BonBon, I own the stall that sells candy. in fact, I was heading there just now!"
>"and sorry about scaring you. I really should work on my social skills. oh, I know! here, have this candy as a sort of apology!"
>she takes a look in her napsack, and pulls out a small peppermint candy
>in her hoof
>whatisthisidonteven.jpg
"umm. thanks for that BonBon. i'll be sure to visit your stall once I have money."
>"you sure do seem like a nice boy anon. I suppose I should introduce you to Lyra. Lyra, say hi to Anon!"
>you hadn't even noticed the mint green p0ny standing behind BonBon
>she was just standing there motionless
>she was also staring at your hands
>you shake a hand in front of her, trying to get her attention
"hello? is anyone in there?" you say in a playful tone.
>"are.. are those hands?" she says in a quiet voice
"what, these?" you say as you show her your palms and wiggle your fingers
>"can I look at them?"
"well I wouldn't see why not. I mean they're just hands."
>she starts stepping closer to you, until her face is about 5 inches from your hands
>and then she gets closer
>you swear you can feel her breathing on your hands
>"these are really cool"
>"do that thing again!" she says in a giddy voice
"you mean this?" you say as you wiggle your fingers once again
>"man, they're even cooler than I thought"
>she then started getting closer
>until her horn touched you fingers
>and then, she licked your hand
"OH MAN MY MOM IS PROBABLY WAITING FOR ME I GOT TO GO GOODBYE BONBON AND THANKS FOR THE CANDY BYE"
>and you're off
>probably faster than humanly possible
>but then again, she DID lick your hands
>you haven't even washed them since you got here
>must be some sort of weird fetish
>after about a minute of searching, you finally come up on mom
>she was at a stall being handled bye a light purple pony
>who also looked drunk
>man these p0nies are weird
>"oh, hello there anon! I was just making business with Ms. Punch here"
>"so what'll it be Cheerilee? the regular?"
>...
>"yes please"
>Ms. Punch proceeds to take out a large paper bag filled with clear bottles
>you got a peek at one of the bottles, reading "applejack daniels"
>so ponies sell booze here too?
>and your mom is buying a bag of it
>i'll keep that in mind
>"so, you ready to head home?" she asked as she handed punch a hoofful of bits
"sure. and on the way there, I can tell you about my friends Bon Bon and Lyra"
>she stops, suddenly
>"Lyra didn't do anything odd, did she?"
>telling her the licking part would probably get you and her in trouble
>so you decide to keep it to yourself for now
"not really. Why?"
>"well, she tends to be a bit.. creative when it comes to body parts"
>i'll have to keep that in mind too
>and with that, you start the journey home
>well, up until you run into a p0ny who looks like he dipped his head in a vat of gel
>he also had a smaller, shorter looking pink p0ny with a purple and white mane
>and a shiny looking tiara
>"hello filthy, hello tiara.."
>"ughh" filthy lets out an exaggerated sigh
>"i've said it before, and i'll say it again. call me filthy rich!"
>"sure thing, filthy rich"
>"yeah! you better listen to what daddy says or i'll get him to turn the school into my own playhouse!"
>wow, Tiara sounded like quite the spoiled bitch
>"seems like you've taken a liking to your own pet.." says filthy
"listen buddy, I might not look like much, but you better not mess with me"
>"*scoff* and what will YOU do?" he says as he pokes you in the chest lazily
"you wouldn't WANT to know buddy" you say as you give him a toothy grin
>his eyes instantly go wide, and his brown coat gets a bit paler
>"i'll be leaving now. come tiara!"
>"whatever dad. it's not like HE can do anything that you can't pay to do. right?" she asks
>and she gets no response other than a push
>"come now darling, we've agitated it enough. good day cheerilee.."
"my name's anonymous. now get out of here before I do something that gets me banned to whatever place this world calls hell"
>now you've done it
>he doesn't even look scared anymore, he just starts running
>"dad, where are you going? dad! dad!??" tiara screams as she runs after her now white coated daughter
"that was pretty easy."
>those last few words get you a smack to the back of your head
>"are you crazy!" yells mom
>"if you ever do anything like that again, I swear you wont see anything but the walls of your room for at least a month!"
"what?!? all I did was put that smug looking p0ny in his place! didn't you see how he treated me? and his daughter too!"
>"well, it may be true, but that gives you no right to say something as barbaric as that!"
>your arguing has started to gather a crowd
>but then again, who wouldn't want to see an ape and a p0ny arguing in the middle of town
"fine fine. i'm sorry, there? are you happy?" you ask in a mildly annoyed tone
>"no, I am not happy. your word is not enough. tomorrow, I want you to march straight to filthy's house and apologize."
"fine.." you grumble under your breath
>"that's better. now come on, let's go make dinner"
>you both start walking home
>day 1 in equestria, and you've already made an enemy who supposedly have enough money to buy out celestia's crown
>you could tell your life in p0nyville was going to be fun
>except for school
>which started next week
>oh boy

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>today was going to be a bad day
>you just know it
>you and mom had walked into town, where you had very few onlookers
>it was kind of surprising, since you were a hairless ape in a town of colored p0nies
>"so, what do you want to eat today?" asked cheerilee
"what's there to eat around here?" 
>"well, there's vegetables, fruits, and everything in between"
>you stick your tongue out to show your disgust
>"oh stop acting so childish"
"oh, whatever"
>"can you wait here while I go buy carrots?"
"sure" you say as you plop down on a bench
>
>it's been about 5 minutes, and mom still hasn't come back
>you're starting to wonder what she's really doing
>"well, what's your name"
>you jump at the sudden voice
>you look for your attacker, and see a mare with a swirly blue and pink mane\
>"oh boy, sorry about that. didn't mean to scare yah!"
"it's ok. my name's anon, it's nice to meet you"
>you reach for her ha- err. hoof
>"well, it's nice to meet you Anon, my name's BonBon, I own the stall that sells candy. in fact, I was heading there just now!"
>"and sorry about scaring you. I really should work on my social skills. oh, I know! here, have this candy as a sort of apology!"
>she takes a look in her napsack, and pulls out a small peppermint candy
>in her hoof
>whatisthisidonteven.jpg
"umm. thanks for that BonBon. i'll be sure to visit your stall once I have money."
>"you sure do seem like a nice boy anon. I suppose I should introduce you to Lyra. Lyra, say hi to Anon!"
>you hadn't even noticed the mint green p0ny standing behind BonBon
>she was just standing there motionless
>she was also staring at your hands
>you shake a hand in front of her, trying to get her attention
"hello? is anyone in there?" you say in a playful tone.
>"are.. are those hands?" she says in a quiet voice
"what, these?" you say as you show her your palms and wiggle your fingers
>"can I look at them?"
"well I wouldn't see why not. I mean they're just hands."
>she starts stepping closer to you, until her face is about 5 inches from your hands
>and then she gets closer
>you swear you can feel her breathing on your hands
>"these are really cool"
>"do that thing again!" she says in a giddy voice
"you mean this?" you say as you wiggle your fingers once again
>"man, they're even cooler than I thought"
>she then started getting closer
>until her horn touched you fingers
>and then, she licked your hand
"OH MAN MY MOM IS PROBABLY WAITING FOR ME I GOT TO GO GOODBYE BONBON AND THANKS FOR THE CANDY BYE"
>and you're off
>probably faster than humanly possible
>but then again, she DID lick your hands
>you haven't even washed them since you got here
>must be some sort of weird fetish
>after about a minute of searching, you finally come up on mom
>she was at a stall being handled bye a light purple pony
>who also looked drunk
>man these p0nies are weird 
>"oh, hello there anon! I was just making business with Ms. Punch here"
>"so what'll it be Cheerilee? the regular?"
>...
>"yes please"
>Ms. Punch proceeds to take out a large paper bag filled with clear bottles
>you got a peek at one of the bottles, reading "applejack daniels"
>so ponies sell booze here too?
>and your mom is buying a bag of it
>i'll keep that in mind
>"so, you ready to head home?" she asked as she handed punch a hoofful of bits
"sure. and on the way there, I can tell you about my friends Bon Bon and Lyra"
>she stops, suddenly
>"Lyra didn't do anything odd, did she?"
>telling her the licking part would probably get you and her in trouble
>so you decide to keep it to yourself for now
"not really. Why?"
>"well, she tends to be a bit.. creative when it comes to body parts"
>i'll have to keep that in mind too
>and with that, you start the journey home
>well, up until you run into a p0ny who looks like he dipped his head in a vat of gel
>he also had a smaller, shorter looking pink p0ny with a purple and white mane
>and a shiny looking tiara
>"hello filthy, hello tiara.."
>"ughh" filthy lets out an exaggerated sigh
>"i've said it before, and i'll say it again. call me filthy rich!"
>"sure thing, filthy rich"
>"yeah! you better listen to what daddy says or i'll get him to turn the school into my own playhouse!"
>wow, Tiara sounded like quite the spoiled bitch
>"seems like you've taken a liking to your own pet.." says filthy
"listen buddy, I might not look like much, but you better not mess with me"
>"*scoff* and what will YOU do?" he says as he pokes you in the chest lazily
"you wouldn't WANT to know buddy" you say as you give him a toothy grin
>his eyes instantly go wide, and his brown coat gets a bit paler
>"i'll be leaving now. come tiara!"
>"whatever dad. it's not like HE can do anything that you can't pay to do. right?" she asks
>and she gets no response other than a push
>"come now darling, we've agitated it enough. good day cheerilee.."
"my name's anonymous. now get out of here before I do something that gets me banned to whatever place this world calls hell"
>now you've done it
>he doesn't even look scared anymore, he just starts running
>"dad, where are you going? dad! dad!??" tiara screams as she runs after her now white coated daughter
"that was pretty easy."
>those last few words get you a smack to the back of your head 
>"are you crazy!" yells mom
>"if you ever do anything like that again, I swear you wont see anything but the walls of your room for at least a month!"
"what?!? all I did was put that smug looking p0ny in his place! didn't you see how he treated me? and his daughter too!"
>"well, it may be true, but that gives you no right to say something as barbaric as that!"
>your arguing has started to gather a crowd
>but then again, who wouldn't want to see an ape and a p0ny arguing in the middle of town
"fine fine. i'm sorry, there? are you happy?" you ask in a mildly annoyed tone
>"no, I am not happy. your word is not enough. tomorrow, I want you to march straight to filthy's house and apologize."
"fine.." you grumble under your breath
>"that's better. now come on, let's go make dinner"
>you both start walking home
>day 1 in equestria, and you've already made an enemy who supposedly have enough money to buy out celestia's crown
>you could tell your life in p0nyville was going to be fun
>except for school
>which started next week
>oh boy

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