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Oneshot: A fresh layer of Hell

By: scrabhunter on Nov 27th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.77 KB  |  hits: 259  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day tiny screaming jew in equestria
  2. >Wake up, shave, shower, THEN shit
  3. >Because fuck efficiency
  4. >Go downstairs, pour yourself a bowl of Sugarcube Squares
  5. >It tastes like shit, but the pony with the insulin needle cutie mark on the box tickles you to no end
  6. >You pick up your knitting needles and ball of yarn and continue knitting yourself a sweater
  7. >It's starting to get cold out, and apparantly Rarity has no idea how to make a functional, if slightly blah, sweater
  8. >Oh well
  9. *knock knock*
  10. >Yeah, it looks about that time....
  11. >Answer the door
  12. >Of course, it's Fluttershy
  13. >She asks:
  14.  
  15. 1/2
  16.  
  17. http://cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/0930-gilbert-gottfried-00.jpg
  18.  
  19. >'IS THIS VOICE YOUR FETISH, ANAHN?'
  20. >oh sweet merciful fuck
  21. >That voice
  22. >Like nails on the chalkboard of your mind
  23. >'WELL?'
  24. No Fluttershy, the voice of Gilbert Godfrey is not my fetish
  25. I don't think he's ANYONE'S fetish
  26. I'm pretty sure his wife has to be deaf to put up with him
  27. >'BUT ANAHN!'
  28. Oh God please stop
  29. >'MY *VAGINA* IS SO WET FOR YOU!'
  30. Fluttershy
  31. >MY *cliTORis* ACHES FOR YOUR TOUCH!'
  32. What're u doing
  33. >'I WANT YOUR BIG, STRAHNG HANDS INSIDE ME!'
  34. STAHP
  35. >'FINGERS ROTATING *AROUND* AND *AROUND*
  36. OH MY GOD STOP TALKING RIGHT NOW
  37. >She stops
  38. >Smiles
  39. >"I'LL ONLY STAHP TALKING IF YOU FUCK ME, HOT STUFF'
  40. >You pause
  41. >Think
  42. >Turn around
  43. >Walk back into the house
  44. >Grab your pair of knitting needles
  45. >'ANAHN WAIT STAHP!'
  46. >And sink them into your eardrums
  47. >.....
  48. >Silence
  49. >Oh God
  50. >Fucking worth it
  51. >Fucking Fluttershy
  52.  
  53. 2/2
  54.  
  55. For your Erotic listening pleasure:
  56. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA
  57.  
  58. Also, my good friend Baratone took it upon himself to narrate this story!
  59. http://vocaroo.com/i/s07SfdKwIRx0
  60. I cringed the entire time but it was totally worth it!
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