Cockatrice Hunt

<Foxius> I heard someone was going to do a RP soon. When? I wanna watch.

<BlazingSky> Lucyne said something was happening between 10 and 12 gmt.

<Cherenkov_Light_> We'll see if it still happens.  The other guy's system looks interesting, but needs some fleshing out and bug testing

<Foxius> "Other guy's"?

<Cherenkov_Light_> lol. sorry, didn't realize it was yours.  Don't normally look at names since I'm used to being anon.

<Foxius> I was actually wondering who's version it was.

<Drew> I'm back

<Foxius> By the way, mine has been updated loads.

<BlazingSky> what changed?

<Foxius> Well, have you been following the thread?

<Cherenkov_Light_> How would leveling up work?

<BlazingSky> Not well, but to some degree.

<Drew> catching up myself at the moment

<Lucyne> We're gonna use a similar system to yesterday

<Lucyne> With better balancing

<Foxius> Well, I added some special spells, items, NPC enemies, generic info of game and changed some mana costs.

<Cherenkov_Light_> I'm guessing mana/energy would regen after each encouter then.  Or is it tied to a time rate?

<BlazingSky> A certain amount could regen after a cycle of turns.

<Drew> finished catching up to thread, anything I need to know here?

<Foxius> Not likely.

<Drew> Lunch!

<Foxius> Munch!

<TradePanicky> Lunch?

<Foxius> He went to eat.

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<Foxius> I guess his ping was "Justice" nuff to get rid of him.

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<Foxius> Ya missed my joke.

<Swift_Justice> Drat.

<Foxius> Hat.

<TradePanicky> Mat

<Swift_Justice> Rat.

<FeatherDuster> Cat?

<Swift_Justice> Bat.

<Foxius> Pat.

<FeatherDuster> Nat.

<Foxius> Prat.

<Swift_Justice> Fat.

<FeatherDuster> That's enough of that.

<Cherenkov_Light_> True dat.

<Swift_Justice> Ooooohhh!!!

<BlazingSky> Amazing.

<FeatherDuster> Someone kill me.

<Foxius> Okay.

<Foxius> !roll d20

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Foxius> Aw yeah.

<Cherenkov_Light_> !rolll d20+-5

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll d20+-5

<GameServ> (7) + -5 == 2

<Swift_Justice> !rolld20

<Swift_Justice> !roll d20

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Swift_Justice> Oh, well look at that.

<BlazingSky> !roll d20

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Swift_Justice> Command's gonna be easier than the other one..

<Foxius> !roll d20++1

<GameServ> (4) + 1 == 5

<Swift_Justice> ...What the fuck...Notepad file didn't save my stats...

<Swift_Justice> Well fuck, good thing I remembered them.

<Foxius> I haven't set my stats up yet.

<Foxius> Not that I will RP.

<Swift_Justice> Well, I meant from the last RP...

<Foxius> Oh, I see.

<Swift_Justice> Gonna have to work out mine for your system...

<Foxius> Someone is asking to use mine.

<Cherenkov_Light_> I think that Lucy said we're ignoring the level ups anyway

<Swift_Justice> Oh.

<Flippant_Iinsurance> damned irc I didnt realize there were people writing

<Foxius> I made mine so you cannot be overpowered without having a big weakness.

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll d20

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll 2d6

<GameServ> 4, 1 == 5

<Foxius> !roll d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Cherenkov_Light_> you win the game

<Flippant_Iinsurance> why are we rolling?

<Foxius> !roll d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Cherenkov_Light_> no reason

<Foxius> Why is mine always 20?

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll d20

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Foxius> !roll d20

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Foxius> No wait.

<Swift_Justice> >complaining about rolling 20

<Swift_Justice> !roll d20

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Swift_Justice> !roll d8

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Foxius> What system is being used?

<Swift_Justice> Well, that wouldn't have done shit.

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<BlazingSky> Is FeatherDuster here?

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<Lucyne> Adventure in 20 minutes, get hype

<NovaFlux[FU]> Sup horsefuckers

<Foxius> What system are you using?

<TradePanicky> Hyping up.

<BlazingSky> Hello, lord and master of the colony.

<Lucyne> We're gonna use pretty much the same system as yesterday

<Lucyne> I'll explain in a minute

<Swift_Justice> Getting hype, m8.

<Lucyne> It's extremely simple

<Swift_Justice> 60%....

<Foxius> I'm not gonna RP.

<Swift_Justice> 90%...

<Swift_Justice> 100%

<Foxius> I just wanna watch.

<Swift_Justice> Alright, I'm hype.

<BlazingSky> I wasn't here yesterday, so I'm probably just gonna watch you guys rolepaly.

<BlazingSky> roleplay*

<Lucyne> Everyone is free to join, it's a very easy system

<Lucyne> And the adventure is also very simple

<Foxius> I am watching to gain ideas. I don't actually like RPing.

<FeatherDuster> Just going to lurk to see how everything works, unless you're low on players.

<Lucyne> Sure thing then

<Lucyne> I think we have quite a group

<Swift_Justice> Wait, do we get to keep our weps and armor from the last one?

<Lucyne> >We should game out entire Four Cannon in GURPS

<Swift_Justice> ..Because I love my sword. ;_;

<Lucyne> Hue

<Lucyne> Yep, but level ups are gone

<Lucyne> (They were OP as fuck)

<BlazingSky> there you are, FeatherDuster. What was the ETA on my drawing? Can I somehow insert myself to this? I have done jack shit when it comes to logs or RPing.

<Lucyne> This RP is intended for anyone, no requirements

<NovaFlux[FU]> So who brought up this whole level up thing?

<NovaFlux[FU]> I think what you have is based on what you write

<NovaFlux[FU]> as long as it not retarded

<Lucyne> I used a level up system last gaming session

<Foxius> I hate that system

<Lucyne> But as I repeat: this is all an unfinished system

<NovaFlux[FU]> For instance I plan for nova to revieve a book on magic in the next update

<NovaFlux[FU]> But it was detailed

<NovaFlux[FU]> and she would need to study to use it

<NovaFlux[FU]> That might open up new things

<NovaFlux[FU]> But it cant be OP

<Foxius> Some people cannot write in detail, and some people cannot wait.

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<Lucyne> Ok, I'd argue with that but I ain't got the time now Nova

<NovaFlux[FU]> for instance no one has no ability for flight and magic

<NovaFlux[FU]> >Some people cannont write in detail

<NovaFlux[FU]> >not waiting

<NovaFlux[FU]> I think its time to learn how to write

<FeatherDuster> The ETA is I'm lazy at the moment, and will finish it tonight. Going to watch this and the thread for now while I work on my logs.

<Lucyne> >tfw spent 5 hours GMing (writing) and it counts for nothing

<Lucyne> welp

<BlazingSky> Alright, that's fine. I can help out with writing.

<Lucyne> Anyhow, please flame me for bad decisions after the RP

<Lucyne> Are we missing anyone?

<Chinook> Not that i'm aware

<Lucyne> Well then we might as well start

<Lucyne> So, first I'll explain the rules

<NovaFlux[FU]> Nova is best

<Lucyne> Generally, whenever you attempt a task, you roll 1d20 by typing !roll 1d20

<NovaFlux[FU]> [hueing intensifies]

<Lucyne> I have a secret number you must roll higher then to suceed

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<Lucyne> There may be situational bonuses

<Lucyne> Such as, an earth pony is tougher and gets +2 to break through a thin wall

<Lucyne> Combat begins by everyone rolling initiative

<Lucyne> This means everyone rolls 1d20

<Lucyne> I record what was rolled and the actions are performed in order according to the rolls

<Lucyne> So, if I roll a 15, and Swift roles a 12, I go first

<Chinook> >Swift fucks up again

<Swift_Justice> ....

<Lucyne> Everyone turn is roughly 6 seconds, enough to make an attack or a similar action

<Swift_Justice> brb

<Lucyne> When you attack, you role d20

<NovaFlux[FU]> can i get a doge bonus due to my size

<Lucyne> You add 2 to this role if you are an earth pony

<Lucyne> I was thinking no modifiers for characters what so ever Nova, but I would allow you trading one bonus point for dodge

<Lucyne> What race are you?

<Chinook> What bonus do Pegasi get?

<Cherenkov_Light_> -1 dmg, +1 dodge for Nova, perhaps?

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<Lucyne> What race is nova?

<NovaFlux[FU]> Unicorn

<Chinook> sup Ikea

<Lucyne> Pegasi get a +2 dodge bonus

<Ikea> Sup, brb

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<Chinook> cool

<Lucyne> Ok, then, you could take a penalty

<NovaFlux[FU]> i was thinking making me lose a point in attack due to size

<Lucyne> Such as -1 attack for +1 dodge

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<Lucyne> That would be fine

<Able_Tome> NF: >small frame trait

<BlazingSky> Any other bonuses/penalties for certain races?

<Able_Tome> hah

<TradePanicky> cheese

<Lucyne> So generally, Earth ponies have +2 attack, pegasi +2 dodge and unicorns can do magic

<Lucyne> More of that in a sex

<Lucyne> *sec

<Lucyne> If you decide to attack, you roll d20

<NovaFlux[FU]> >dat freudian slip

<Lucyne> And must get higher than the monsters armor

<Cherenkov_Light_> she wants you, nova

<Able_Tome> hue

<Lucyne> >actually finger slip

<Lucyne> If you roll higher, you hit and can roll damage

<Ikea> >making it worse

<BlazingSky> >tfw this rp will probably end in an orgy

<Able_Tome> good good

<Flippant_Iinsurance> It would be easier to read the system in a pastebin

<Lucyne> Unarmed damage is d4, a light weapon d6, a normal arm d8 and a heavy arm d12

<Cherenkov_Light_> >implying most irc rp's don't end that way

<Lucyne> I know, I will make one tomorrow

<Lucyne> Once someone reaches 0 HP, you are unconscious and cannot participate in combat

<Ikea> As long as I can stay at opposite sides from Flux, I'm in...

<Lucyne> Everyone has 10 HP

<Lucyne> (Please keep track of those yourself)

<TradePanicky> ok mom

<BlazingSky> Will do.

<Chinook> gotcha

<Able_Tome> Acknowledged

<Lucyne> Unicorns can also cast an attack spell

<Chinook> Iron pipe is light weapon right?

<Lucyne> It is the only ranged attack you've got, really

<NovaFlux[FU]> >tfw no weapons

<Lucyne> Yes, Chinook

<Chinook> Shit on

<Able_Tome> NF: >what are hindlegs

<NovaFlux[FU]> Well i did come up with that knife design but I havent go to it in my journals

<Lucyne> To cast a spell, you roll d20 vs 13

<Lucyne> If you make it, you can roll d4 magic damage with no armor

<Lucyne> If you fail, your magic fizzles for 1d4 rounds

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<Cherenkov_Light_> that sounds better

<Rain_Drop> Aha Got iT!

<Chinook> >tfw no horn

<Lucyne> Whenever someone rolls a natural 1 in combat, they hurt themselves in a VERY stupid way

<Ikea> DC might be a bit low, but the automatic crit failure should make up for it

<Lucyne> A natural 1 on magic can be catastrophic!

<TradePanicky> I hoping for silly way.

<Chinook> Like Cherenkov turning a spider into an explosion of entrails silly?

<Lucyne> A natural 20 means a critical hit for double damage

<Ikea> >Roll 1 on magic, Gender switch

<NovaFlux[FU]> >gender switch

<NovaFlux[FU]> No

<BlazingSky> hue

<NovaFlux[FU]> Thats just fucking stupid and that is the highest level of magic

<Lucyne> That is basically the combat system, some monsters have special abilities, but you'll see as they come

<Lucyne> Any questions?

<NovaFlux[FU]> Yeah dont let ikea give bad ideas

<TradePanicky> Mom?

<Chinook> Not really, flying aint gonna do much good down here anyway

<BlazingSky> Who is your favorite pony? //badjoke

<Chinook> If I could

<Lucyne> All ponies were created equal

<Lucyne> Ok now, please post your race and equipment for reference

<Ikea> Unicorn, unarmed and Nekkid

<BlazingSky> Stallion pegaus, I wasn't here last time, so nothing.

<NovaFlux[FU]> Unicorn, Small Frame, and a book of magic.

<Rain_Drop> Pegasus Mare, rusty dagger and one berry

<Lucyne> How about the book gives +1 on magic roles, Nova?

<Cherenkov_Light_> unicorn arrows, and the dagger if we're keeping the loot from last session.  Saddlebags.

<Rain_Drop> Where in the world did you find a book of magic?

<NovaFlux[FU]> journal log coming up today.

<NovaFlux[FU]> HUE

<Able_Tome> hmm

<Chinook> Pegasus, Iron Pipe (Still in good condition)

<Rain_Drop> Damn your Hues haha

<Lucyne> >yelling at me for giving out loot

<Lucyne> >finds a magic book

<Lucyne> Welp

<Able_Tome> any rules on potions and such?

<TradePanicky> Unicorn Stallion, Mirrors and a puppet

<NovaFlux[FU]> lel

<NovaFlux[FU]> As long as its not OP shit...

<Flippant_Iinsurance> I'm a delicious female unicorn, no weapon, just some of panicky's mirrors

<Chinook> Oh, Stallion if that matters

<Lucyne> No rules directly, Able, but we could do something like splash damage potions if you want

<NovaFlux[FU]> Also havent read book yet

<Cherenkov_Light_> if you're talking about the pamphlet from my journal, I suppose it could be used. +1 turn to cast for some bonus for success

<NovaFlux[FU]> Eh

<NovaFlux[FU]> I feel bad

<NovaFlux[FU]> No book

<NovaFlux[FU]> I have nothing

<Chinook> (Really need to work on my journals)

<Lucyne> You can have it for all I care Nova

<Lucyne> And Able can have potions, I really aren't that stingy

<NovaFlux[FU]> OKAY

<NovaFlux[FU]> I has a book of magic

<BlazingSky> Alright, I have to leave for a few hours. So count me out of the RP, I'll join back later on and watch.

<Lucyne> Ok, so, I've got 7 players, that coorect?

<Rain_Drop> Hey Lucy is the rolls msg the same as the last one and do we need to repost them to make em count?>

<Lucyne> Ok, 6 players

<Chinook> Can I have a Flask with water?

<Ikea> >get ye flask

<Cherenkov_Light_> no, it's !roll 1d20+5 or such

<Lucyne> For all I care, Chinook

<Lucyne> yes, !roll 1d23753481

<Flippant_Iinsurance> I'm playing

<Able_Tome> Male unicorn, darts (dipped with psychedelic relaxant), rusty knife, used syringes (Schett)

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll 1d23753481

<GameServ> 65 == 65

<Cherenkov_Light_> lol

<Lucyne> Wow, what a terrible roll

<Ikea> ... that's really low

<Rain_Drop> Cool I saw that so we dont have to repost em neat

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<Lucyne> Ok then, I am a Unicorn mare with no weapons and a run down leather shirt

<Rain_Drop> We have alot of observers then if we only have 6

<Lucyne> 7 players, so yea

<Lucyne> Is Swift afk?

<Rain_Drop> No idea

<Cherenkov_Light_> well it is a half hour earlier than stated

<Chinook> Said she'd be back

<NovaFlux[FU]> testing

<NovaFlux[FU]> !roll d10

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Lucyne> He can always hop in at a later time

<Lucyne> Ok then, let's get going

<Able_Tome> its happening

<Lucyne> It is a cloudy day over the settlement of Four Cannon

<Rain_Drop> These low rolls do not spell good tidings for us poor ponies

<Lucyne> Near the border, a multicolored group of equines have come together in a semi circle

<Cherenkov_Light_>  (we're getting the bad luck out of the way now.)

<Ikea> nono... it's good to get the bad rolls out early. That's how probability works; right?

<NovaFlux[FU]> shush.

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<Lucyne> "So, where is the entrance again?"

<Rain_Drop> "I dont know I thought you knew."

<Chinook> "No one gave me a map"

<TradePanicky> "Um"

<Lucyne> "I thought one of you knew"

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<Lucyne> (New comers post race and equipment and hop right in)

<Cherenkov_Light_> "....so none of us knows?"

<Able_Tome> "Oh for Pete's sake..."

<HollowedBusiness> (just lurking)

<Rain_Drop> "And so the ponies never went on their adventure since no one knew where the hell we were going. Yeah that fits."

<Ikea> We could always start digging and hope to hit a tunnel...

<Chinook> "Got a shovel?"

<Lucyne> "Let's just scout around, it can't be far"

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<Rain_Drop> "So we make more tunnels when were worried about too many tunnels?"

<Ikea> Should be in the trade depot.

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Wait

<Able_Tome> "I still think this entire endeavor is a bit...questionable."

<Flippant_Iinsurance> who know how to get there?

<NovaFlux[FU]> "I think I have a map somewhere"

<TradePanicky> "H.. how deep is this cave?"

<PrettyPenny> Hello my little ponies.

<Lucyne> "That be helpful, Nova"

<Ikea> Don't question my infallible logic, Rain!

<Lucyne> "Hi there Pretty, coming along I see?"

<Cherenkov_Light_> whomever explored it before.  Hello, Penny.

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Wait.... Its just the shitty town map"

<Lucyne> (Post race and equip)

<Rain_Drop> "It reaches all the way to Tartarus dun dun dun!"

<Chinook> "We're just covering our rumps here Able"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> Who discovered the tunnels in the first place?

<Ikea> So the diamond dogs dug too deep and too greedily?

<Lucyne> "Yea, I have the same question as Flip"

<Chinook> "That seems like it"

<Able_Tome> "Sure...rumps...and a petrified rump at that."

<PrettyPenny> Are we using the same dice system as the test session? Also, did you consider those 3 classes I added in the last thread?

<Ikea> ... Maybe we should just move town...

<TradePanicky> "How does one forget where the tunnel is?"

<NovaFlux[FU]> Gtfo pretty penny

<Lucyne> No classes, Pretty, same system, nerfed unicorn

-*- Cherenkov_Light_ puts on the ITBEGINS face

<Chinook> "Brush your teeth man"

<Lucyne> "Well, if no one knows, we might as well go looking, can't be too hard to miss."

<Lucyne> Roll d20 for search

<Cherenkov_Light_> I would if we had safe water.

<Ikea> hurr hurr... brush...

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<Rain_Drop> !roll1d20

<Ikea> You know... cause he's a pony...

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Silver_Tongue> Hello folks

<NovaFlux[FU]> !roll d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<NovaFlux[FU]> Well shit

<Ikea> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Chinook> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Cherenkov_Light_> it's a space, rain

<Silver_Tongue> !rolld20

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Rain_Drop> derp

<Lucyne> (Silver, race and equip pls)

<Rain_Drop> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<NovaFlux[FU]> "I found nothing"

<Chinook> "Nothing

<Able_Tome> "Pehaps one of those entrances are located in the forest?"

<Rain_Drop> "Same here. Is it even in town?"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> nothing?

<TradePanicky> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Lucyne> After some searching, Nova finds a slightly pissed rat that bites him before running off

<Ikea> I found a rock... and a bit of dirt that kinda looks like Richard Nixon

<Silver_Tongue> "I guess i found nothing"

<NovaFlux[FU]> >him

<Cherenkov_Light_> Same here.  Maybe I could question somebody at the inn, see if they know

<NovaFlux[FU]> >HIM

<Drew> back again

<Lucyne> >sorry

<Chinook> "But it can't be too far, I doubt we're looking for a natural entrance"

<Rain_Drop> Ahahahhahah

<Lucyne> Trade finds the entrance

<TradePanicky> "I found it."

<Drew> into the catacombs?

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Ouch fucking rat, I think it just a deep scratch, nothing to wory about"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> Off we go

<Lucyne> It is well hidden in the landscape, no wonder it was missed

<Cherenkov_Light_> I think we should have a plan first.  Did you bring those mirrors?

<Lucyne> The adventurers gather before the cave

<Rain_Drop> "Sneaky diamond dogs be sneaky."

<Drew> I was in their befor I could have shown you the way

<Flippant_Iinsurance> we should take a cart to retrieve a diamond dog

<Silver_Tongue> well what now? we got our mirros?

<TradePanicky> "yes I brought enough and my experiment."

<Lucyne> (Please post equip and race people who haven't)

<Chinook> "Rain, still got that Cart?"

<Rain_Drop> "Im going to have to go back to my farm to get my cart arent I?"

<Ikea> Might want to bring some rope, too, just in case

<Able_Tome> "Hmm, this dark cave will surely need some illumination."

<Ikea> a a poking stick. poking sticks are very useful

<Lucyne> "Probably, Rain."

<PrettyPenny> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Silver_Tongue> EP with a large stick

<Flippant_Iinsurance> unicorn big mirror

<Drew> (Earth Pony, no equipment)

<Lucyne> "Able's right, who volunteers as lightbulb? My head is still dizzy from last time."

<TradePanicky> "let me know where to set the traps."

<Cherenkov_Light_> I'll try it this time.

<Ikea> I'll work it

<NovaFlux[FU]> "I can I guess"

<Ikea> oops. nvm

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Swift_Justice> (Shit, back, what did I miss?)

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Just protect me from stuff"

<Lucyne> Your horn illuminates in a brilliant shine!

<Silver_Tongue> i'm up for the guy hitting things if need be

<NovaFlux[FU]> Well then

<Rain_Drop> (nothing much we had no idea where the cave was and had to look and Now i need to get my cart)

<NovaFlux[FU]> "I guess I am not needed"

<Lucyne> (Swift post race, equip and we are infornt og the cave)

<Chinook> (We found the cave)

<Swift_Justice> (You lost the fucking cart again?)

<Flippant_Iinsurance> we should get a cart

<Lucyne> "Rain, go be a dear and get the cart would you?"

<Rain_Drop> "I'll get my cart..."

<Cherenkov_Light_> you mean that cart? *points at rain's cart*

<Silver_Tongue> do we really need a cart? we have enough people to just drag it out

<Drew> Wish I had been with you guys earlier I already found this join remember?

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Did no one bring a saddle bag?"

<Swift_Justice> (Earth, I have that old sword from the last one...)

<Ikea> Should we all hit the depot and grab some useful items?

<Cherenkov_Light_> I brought mine.  Have to carry the arrows some how

<PrettyPenny> I wish I had mah guns :(

<Chinook> (Recap: Pegasus, Iron Pipe, Flask on a String)

<Rain_Drop> "Oh hey wonder why its doing out here..."

<Drew> Brb, drink

<Flippant_Iinsurance> we need the cart so we can quicly run away if needed

<Silver_Tongue> im about to head into the cave mirror or not

<Ikea> Wouldn't a cart slow us down?

<Able_Tome> "I have some, Nova, but its currently stacked."

<Chinook> Ok

<Lucyne> So, how do you enter the cave?

<Ikea> OH you mean so that we only have to outrun Rain to get away? gotcha!

<Flippant_Iinsurance> not when moving the statue

<Silver_Tongue> i got one Nova

<Lucyne> Mirror first? Light first? Tank first?

<Able_Tome> "A cart in the underground catacombs? Insurance, please, it only going to hinder us"

<TradePanicky> "its so dark"

<Cherenkov_Light_> Just leave it at the entrance until we find a diamond dog

<Drew> It should be east

<Cherenkov_Light_> That's because you went ahead of me, Trade.

<Rain_Drop> "HEY! I heard that!"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Yeah leave the cart for now, we might need to run for it"

<Drew> there is a smaller one, looked like a chiwawa

<Flippant_Iinsurance> i agree with cherenkov

<Cherenkov_Light_> Where was it at?

<Able_Tome> "And if something will ambush us there, we are going to be forced to lose it."

<Silver_Tongue> Is starting to regret coming along due to al this arguing

<Drew> like I said down that east tunnle

<Lucyne> >waiting for march order

<Ikea> "It's a 4chan expedition... did you expect harmony?

<Flippant_Iinsurance> I'm ready, lets go

<NovaFlux[FU]> "East tunnel? Yeah lets go with that."

<Silver_Tongue> Whos leading this party?

<Rain_Drop> "Fine I'll just leave the cart at the entrance."

<Lucyne> Who goes first?

<Chinook> Light source takes point

<NovaFlux[FU]> ^

<Lucyne> Ok, go right ahead!

<Silver_Tongue> kay

<Drew> I'll cover light scauce

<Cherenkov_Light_> Well, let's head out then.  Somebody watch out for me.

<Silver_Tongue> I'll take up behind point

<Able_Tome> "Careful there, Chinook"

<Lucyne> Entering the mouth of the cave, you come into a large system of winding passages

<Rain_Drop> I follow after Chinook

<Silver_Tongue> i follow close to cherenkov

<NovaFlux[FU]> Stays in the middle of the group.

<Chinook> Roll for observation

<Rain_Drop> "God we are going to get so lost. Calling it now."

<Swift_Justice> "Yep...Just had to be a load of passageways."

<Lucyne> One leads further downards to the east, the other wanders to the south

<Flippant_Iinsurance> I have my mirror on top of me

<Ikea> >heading up the rear

<Drew> wow

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Able_Tome> Causiously follow Rain Drop, obsering the main group behind

<TradePanicky> "staying in middle"

<Rain_Drop> I vote east might as well see how far the rabbit hole goes

<Lucyne> Which tunnel do you follow?

<Cherenkov_Light_> What do you see, Silver?

<Ikea> Hold on... we don't want to get lost

<Lucyne> Silver sees nothing of interest

<Chinook> I say East

<Silver_Tongue> hmm not too much, but I definately see tunnels

<PrettyPenny> I'm gonna stick with Able

<Chinook> Do we have a method of marking spots we've been?

<Drew> Some one leave marks to track ourselves

<Ikea> Let's, as soon as we hit an crossroads, draw an arrow where we came from and number it

<Flippant_Iinsurance> good idea

<Lucyne> "Do we have chalk or similar?"

<Silver_Tongue> anybody got anything sharp?

<Cherenkov_Light_> I pick up a rock and mark the wall with an arrow in the direcrtion we came.

<Rain_Drop> "We can scuff our hooves against the walls shouldnt be too hard."

<Silver_Tongue> that'll di

<NovaFlux[FU]> "We could scratch in with our hooves"

<Swift_Justice> "Well, if the ground consists of dirt, I could just drag my sword around..."

<Able_Tome> "This rusty knife, Silver"

<Silver_Tongue> Nice job Cherenkov

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Or find a rock that can scar the size"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> we can  scratch with something for sure

<Lucyne> The floor is solid rock

<Swift_Justice> "Well shit."

<Lucyne> So, do you follow the eastern passageway?

<Cherenkov_Light_> well, shoot. no rocks around.

<Drew> and we'll be too if you dont be quiet Lucy!

<NovaFlux[FU]> "One of you have a blade right? Why not carve the wall with it?"

<Rain_Drop> I say east!

<Silver_Tongue> ^

<Lucyne> >Lucy isn't talking

<Chinook> East

<Silver_Tongue> east i suppose

<Cherenkov_Light_> It will dull the blade.  East is fine.

<TradePanicky> "Oh jeez... I hope we don't get lost."

<Ikea> We could arrange rocks in the pattern of an arrow, with a pile of rocks next to it depicting which number it is.

<Swift_Justice> "Okay, I'll try that, Nova."

<Silver_Tongue> I follow Cherenkov

<Rain_Drop> "Lucy where you at?"

<Drew> following

<Lucyne> "Right here, let's go already!"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Well we will just keep taking rights in the tunnel then"

<Swift_Justice> >jabs sword into wall and tries to pull it

<Lucyne> "" means in character

<Flippant_Iinsurance> let's go

<NovaFlux[FU]> "When we come back we keep turning left"

<Swift_Justice> "Damn it."

<Chinook> "I'm with Silver and Chernkov, who else?"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> mee

<Lucyne> Roll d20 swift

<Drew> "ready"

<Swift_Justice> >retracts sword from wall in defeat

<NovaFlux[FU]> "I will go with silver"

<Swift_Justice> !roll d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<TradePanicky> "I'll go.'

<Rain_Drop> "Swift you have the worst luck with things huh?"

<Lucyne> the sword is unharmed

<Lucyne> You wander down the eastern cavern

<Swift_Justice> "Aparrently."

<Able_Tome> "While we have some time, we can get dirt from outside and mark spots with it"

<PrettyPenny> "I'll take the path less traveled."

<Lucyne> The precarious slop hinders your movement somewhat

<Ikea> Good idea, Flux, only that'll only take us around the perimeter of the cave

<Silver_Tongue> "Careful Cherenkov"

<Rain_Drop> "Careful dont wanna hit the ground shit hurts."

<Chinook> "Trust me"

<Cherenkov_Light_> "Indeed.  Advance slowly."

<Rain_Drop> "You landed on sand I hit a wall and staglamites!"

<Lucyne> An odd, penetrating smell fills the area as you descend

<Lucyne> Somewhat...fruity?

<Rain_Drop> Bad smell or just weird?

<Silver_Tongue> I hold my beating stick up and follow close to Cherenov to protect him

<Cherenkov_Light_> What is that smell?

<Drew> Fruit bats!

<TradePanicky> "Ewwwww what's that smell?"

<Ikea> "... underground orchards?"

<Lucyne> It truly smells like rotting oranges or similar

<PrettyPenny> "What ever it is, it smells gay."

<Silver_Tongue> can i roll to id the smell?

<Swift_Justice> "Fruit bats? Oh shit."

<Chinook> *Sniff sniff*

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Guys, smells fruity, but wild"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20 rolling to check the smell

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Silver_Tongue> !Roll 1d20 to ID the smell

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Lucyne> It definitely smells like fruit

<Cherenkov_Light_> I lift my head up to try and illuminate the ceiling.

<Rain_Drop> "Well its a good thing no one has any fruit on em right?"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Hey did you guys hear that?"

<Swift_Justice> "What would fruit be doing in a cave?"

<Lucyne> Illuminating the ceiling, you see a few isolar fruit bats hanging from the ceiling

<Drew> Yup saw some Fruit bats in the forest, also fruit bats are bats that ARE fruit

<Cherenkov_Light_> "The same thing as regular bats I suppose."

<NovaFlux[FU]> !roll 1d20 to detect sound

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Swift_Justice> "Yeah, I did hear something..."

<Silver_Tongue> "oh it's just bats"

<Chinook> "They asleep?"

<Lucyne> Nova, you hear faint flapping in the distance

<Drew> Shhhh..."

<PrettyPenny> "I'm scared. Hold me Dr. Tome."

<Flippant_Iinsurance> it must be the bats

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Guys they arent a sleep. Be quiet"

<Lucyne> The bats are awoken by your light and fly off

<Rain_Drop> "Not for long if you keep shining your lgiht put it down!"

<NovaFlux[FU]> !roll 1d20 for stealth

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Drew> Whelp

<Chinook> "Great"

<Silver_Tongue> "Come on Cher hurry up"

<Lucyne> You do not see any other bats

<Rain_Drop> "Too late."

<TradePanicky> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Cherenkov_Light_> that's fine. They're just bats

<Flippant_Iinsurance> they won't attack us

<Lucyne> But judging by the smell, there must be more furthr down

<TradePanicky> I'm so stealthy

<Flippant_Iinsurance> they're juist bats

<Drew> if nothing else their edible"

<Lucyne> Do you proceed?

<Cherenkov_Light_> I don't think this is the right way

<Lucyne> (Stupid ass GM question)

<Rain_Drop> Yeah might as well

<Chinook> Keep going

<NovaFlux[FU]> "I bet they can be sold for good bits if we capture and breed them"

<Lucyne> You continue down the path, light ablaze

<Silver_Tongue> keep going in further

<Cherenkov_Light_> "later.  not our mission right now."

<Drew> "this is where I found that bucket"

<Silver_Tongue> "Idoubt it NOva"

<PrettyPenny> "Quiet down you foal."

<Flippant_Iinsurance> let's focus on our mission

<Lucyne> After about 5 minutes of descent, you come to a split in the path

<TradePanicky> "Ever get that feeling that Celestia knew about this?"

<Rain_Drop> "Guys chill Christ."

<Chinook> "D'ya think Fruit Bat blood is like juice?"

<Able_Tome> "Pehaps we can capture some of those."

<Silver_Tongue> "It's not"

<Lucyne> The smell radiates from the right tunnel

<Drew> she probably thinks we can handle it"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Penny I'm going to evict you one of these days."

<Lucyne> The left tunnel descends further into the earth

<Rain_Drop> "Left or right folks?"

<Silver_Tongue> "Later guys, remember we have a cocktrice to fight?"

<PrettyPenny> "Left!"

<Silver_Tongue> "Right"

<Cherenkov_Light_> "You think we should go left, Drew?"

<NovaFlux[FU]> Right.

<Swift_Justice> "How about we avoid the bats..."

<Chinook> I say right

<Drew> Right"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Right, we need to keep things cosistent so we can find are away back"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> why are you so worried about the bats

<Able_Tome> "A few sample will not hurt, Silver. Though only if its going to be neccessary to fight them"

<Lucyne> Deciding to go right, you come into a high domed cave

<Able_Tome> "And yes...to left"

<Drew> "Able focus"

<Swift_Justice> "I just don't want bat blood on my sword..."

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Bat droppings are good for crops too"

<Swift_Justice> "Fruity swords aren't threatening."

<Cherenkov_Light_> "Fine. Right it is.  Doesn't seem right them living around a cockatrice."

<Able_Tome> "Right right, Drew."

<Silver_Tongue> "Able there fruit bats, they don't attack people"

<Lucyne> High above you, the ceiling is colored red, green and orange from the many fruit bats!

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Using them will help grow are crops "

<Flippant_Iinsurance> they are fruit bats, they won't attack if we don't provoke them, even if we do they are going to just fly away

<PrettyPenny> *Facehooves* "Sure, why not dump shit at the ground and it magically makes crops."

<Chinook> "That's....quite a lot"

<Lucyne> Roll for stealth, light source

<Cherenkov_Light_> "Are you sure this is the right way?"

<Silver_Tongue> "WE can get thje damn bats after this, LEts Move"

<Swift_Justice> "You better turn that shit off."

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Able_Tome> "Who knows, Silver. Maybe these catacombs have a special sort of those bats"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Penny you are really being stupid, bat dropings are full of nutrients for plants

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<Lucyne> Shining your light a little too quickly, the bats panic!

<Drew> Yes, I got out before, then again Rook was with me"

<Rain_Drop> "DuCK!"

<Lucyne> Everyone roll d20 with dodge boni

<TradePanicky> "now ladies calm down."

<Chinook> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Swift_Justice> "God dammit!"

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Swift_Justice> !roll d20

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<PrettyPenny> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Ikea> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Drew> Shit

<TradePanicky> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Chinook> you gotta be

<Rain_Drop> !roll 1d20+1

<GameServ> (9) + 1 == 10

<Swift_Justice> Shit.jpeg

<NovaFlux[FU]> !roll 1d20+1

<GameServ> (19) + 1 == 20

<Flippant_Iinsurance> they are fruit bats

<NovaFlux[FU]> (MUH DOGE BONUS WAS USELESS )

<Rain_Drop> "With sharp ass teeth!"

<Lucyne> The fruit bats swarm all around you in a frenzied panic!

<Ikea> Drop to the ground

<Silver_Tongue> oh noes

<Drew> I eat a strawberry one!

<Chinook> roll for shaking them the hell off

<Chinook> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Lucyne> You frantically try to get them out of your faces.

<TradePanicky> "I think my mane made a friend"

<Able_Tome> "Not attacking, eh?"

<Silver_Tongue> I start swinging blindly

<Lucyne> Chinook, you trip and fall into a sink hole!

<Flippant_Iinsurance> I scram loudly to scare them off

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Chinook> wut

<Cherenkov_Light_> Well, fuck.  Let's just get away

<Lucyne> You rolled 2 last time around

<Swift_Justice> "For fuck's sake, Chinook."

<Rain_Drop> I flare my wings to make myself look bigger. "HeeYA get back damnit !"

<Able_Tome> Slash knife at one of them

<Drew> "Cheese it, lets move, forward tunnel!"

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Lucyne> Rain drop is knocked over by the bats

<Chinook> "I WASN'T TRAINED FOR BATS"

<Rain_Drop> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<TradePanicky> "There's one in my mane."

<Flippant_Iinsurance> I scram loudly to scare them off !roll 1d20

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Rain_Drop> "Fuck!"

<Swift_Justice> "We weren't trained for the flying tentacle monster either.."

<Drew> it's flying fruit just eat'em"

<PrettyPenny> Rolling for yelling real loud.

<PrettyPenny> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Lucyne> Swift, Silver and Ikea also disappearinto winding shafts, dug long ago by diamond dogs for easy tranportation

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Guys calm down! You are making them go into a larger frenzy"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "NO PENNY"

<Chinook> "Kinda in a Sink Hole here!"

<Drew> Shit!"

<NovaFlux[FU]> !roll 1d20 to stop penny

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Swift_Justice> "Fucking bats, man...."

<Rain_Drop> oh shit

<Lucyne> You stop penny all right

<Ikea> (whelp... so much for not getting lost...)

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20 to save ikea

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Lucyne> The bats exit the cave and everyone calms down

<Silver_Tongue> Rolling to swing at the the bats with my big stick

<Cherenkov_Light_> "someone help chinook.  Kinda focused with my magic light here."

<NovaFlux[FU]> "What the hell is wrong with you penny!"

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Rain_Drop> "I got him."

<Swift_Justice> >tries to find where the hell I am

<Cherenkov_Light_> "Who's missing?"

<Lucyne> Chinook is stuck in a whole and the other three have disappeared

<TradePanicky> "get it get it get it out."

<Drew> (I like this adventure, feels more in synch with the world)

<PrettyPenny> "Stop sexually harassing me you little filly."

<Chinook> "fuck fuck fuck fuck"

<Drew> "NOM"

<Drew> "mmm cherry"

<Swift_Justice> "...Maybe if I go this way..."

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Do you want the bats to go ape shit on us? Don't yell at them! Also guys I am here"

<Rain_Drop> (wouldnt have anything to do with the fact that Penny and Nova are arguing again would it)

<Silver_Tongue> "Ah Crap i'm lost"

<TradePanicky> Runs in circles

<Cherenkov_Light_> I go over to the sink hole that Chinook fell down and call out to him

<Lucyne> Swift, you seem to have tumbled down a long tunnel before landing on what seems to be an abandoned mine track!

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20 to look for our lost members

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Ikea> (Can I roll for light source? Both to help me see and to help them see me)

<Lucyne> (of course)

<Swift_Justice> "Hm...A mine track..."

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20 to get the others attention

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Lucyne> Ikea, you have landed next to Swift

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<Ikea> !roll 1d20 magic!

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Guys were are the rest of you! I'm next to Penny"

<Lucyne> Silver, you tumbled down a different shaft

<Able_Tome> Picks one of the dead bats and stashes it into saddle bag

<Swift_Justice> "Oh...Hey Ikea."

<Ikea> (facehoof)

<Drew> I'm right here"

<Ikea> Hey, mate

<Lucyne> Bat corpse acquired, Able

<Rain_Drop> "I think they fell into that hole."

<Ikea> "Come here often?"

<Lucyne> chinook can be seen

<Swift_Justice> "Not really..."

<Chinook> "I'm down here!"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Guys..... We are standing it bat shit..."

<Lucyne> But someone needs to help him out

<Silver_Tongue> "Oh well lets start walking i guess"

<TradePanicky> "there's still one in my mane."

<Lucyne> Nova is very right, that explains the smell

<Flippant_Iinsurance> where' ikea and the others?

<Drew> Levitate him out"

<Rain_Drop> I help Chinook out of the hole

<Silver_Tongue> I start walking in whatever direction theres a path I can follow

<Drew> Trade I already ate it

<Cherenkov_Light_> "It will wash off."  "Can you fly out, Chinook?"

<Rain_Drop> "Oh grow bat crap."

<Lucyne> Drew, that is a difficult spell, roll d20!

<Able_Tome> "Oh quit whining, miss Nova. You can always clean those hooves up later."

<NovaFlux[FU]> "I can try to levitate him out"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> just shit  though, I don't care

<Chinook> "Sink hole, pretty hard but I can try"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "I'm just stating it Able, we could use it for latter"

<Able_Tome> "Now hopefully all this shouting haven't attracted our main goal"

<PrettyPenny> "I need to ride on top of somepony to avoid getting my hooves dirty please."

<Swift_Justice> "So uh...What now.."

<Silver_Tongue> "HELLO!"

<TradePanicky> "wait what?"

<Lucyne> Chinook, it is very narrow, it will be hard to fly out

<Rain_Drop> !roll 1d20 to help Chinook fly out of the hole

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Flippant_Iinsurance> we need to find our guys

<Silver_Tongue> !Roll 1d20 to get someones attention

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Lucyne> Rain Drop, you reach Chinook

<Lucyne> Chinook roll d20

<Chinook> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<NovaFlux[FU]> !roll 1d20+1 to try to levitate silver back to the group.

<GameServ> (12) + 1 == 13

<Chinook> GOD

<Lucyne> Silver, no one seems to hear you, neither do you hear the others

<Rain_Drop> Well shit...

<PrettyPenny> Rolling to regroup.

<PrettyPenny> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Lucyne> Nova, that difficult spell backfires for a slightly painful headache

<Drew> Dammit

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Ouch!"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20 to know where the hell are swift and ikea

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Lucyne> Chinook, you bump painfully into a rock for 1 damage, but Rain pushes you out.

<Drew> "y'allright?"

<Swift_Justice> !roll 1d20 "Maybe we should try to call for help.."

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Flippant_Iinsurance> oh damn

<TradePanicky> "Need any help?"

<Rain_Drop> "You good Chinook?"

<Able_Tome> "Hmm, let me try it, Nova"

<Swift_Justice> "....Shit, I don't think it worked..."

<NovaFlux[FU]> "I'm find, just no yelling unless needed"

<Chinook> "Fine thanks, damn Bats"

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Lucyne> No one answers, swift

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20 to follow whatever path is near by

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Lucyne> Your spell backfires Able and you give yourself a static shock

<Ikea> "When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout?"

<Able_Tome> "Gah! Not the best of days it seems."

<NovaFlux[FU]> "At least I did better then you able..."

<Flippant_Iinsurance> who's spell?

<Lucyne> Silver, you follow the tunnel before you

<Lucyne> You hear water in the distance

<Cherenkov_Light_> "Well, we found one.  I'm guessing they went down the other holes."

<Swift_Justice> "Well, we could try that, Ikea."

<Drew> So, two unicorns down and one pagasus failed"

<Able_Tome> "True true...do we have ropes?"

<Rain_Drop> "Think we should find Swift before she gets into trouble again I think they fell into that mine shaft there."

<Silver_Tongue> !roll1d20 to see if i can sense/see anything

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Drew> I say we follow her!"

<Swift_Justice> "How about we follow the tracks.."

<Lucyne> Silver, you follow along the cave and hear a slight splashing noise, as if something was drinking from a pool of water

<Drew> "so, not down the shaft?'

<Lucyne> There are at least 6 holes that are throughout the cave

<Rain_Drop> >inb4 Silver Statue

<Silver_Tongue> I rush to the source of the noise

<PrettyPenny> "C'mon ladies, we need to catch up to the group. Let's move."

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Chinook> "Yeah, yeah"

<Lucyne> Silver, do you have any light?

<Silver_Tongue> nope

<Silver_Tongue> just a stick

<Ikea> "Hmm... these are probably diamond dog mine tracks, so it's doubtful they'll lead out"

<Lucyne> Ok, you fall right into the pool of water and hear a loud squawk as if from a chicken

<Swift_Justice> "Yeah..."

<Chinook> "May lead to whatever they were searcing for"

<Ikea> "But there's not really much else to do..."

<Chinook> oh shit

<Drew> ........

<Cherenkov_Light_> (ooc you're boned)

<Able_Tome> "A system of tunnels such as this cannot contain only one entrance, Ikea"

<Rain_Drop> Silver you are so stoned get outta there!

<Lucyne> Quick Silver, what do you do?

<Swift_Justice> "Not like there's anything to lose..."

<Silver_Tongue> 'Chicken' 'crap'

<TradePanicky> silently follows along

<Lucyne> Swift, you and Ikea follow the tracks

<Silver_Tongue> Roll 1d20 to close my eyes and swing my stick at everything

<Ikea> Let's try to mark the hole we came down and the way we left in case the others come looking for us, then follow the tracks

<NovaFlux[FU]> "I think there might be other way out."

<Lucyne> Roll ahead!

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Chinook> You even think of letting that follow you to us I will personally introduce your head to this pipe

<NovaFlux[FU]> (We need to go save her)

<Lucyne> You wave your stick wildly! The creatures squawks in contempt.

<Swift_Justice> "We don't have anything to mark with..."

<Rain_Drop> "Guys where did Silver go?"

<Drew> "Fuck marks we cant split up"

<Silver_Tongue> Keeping my eyes closed

<Lucyne> Everyone up top: Roll d20!

<Chinook> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Ikea> "Must be some loose rocks or something to arrange in a pattern"

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll 1d20

<Silver_Tongue> i refuse to open them

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<NovaFlux[FU]> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Rain_Drop> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Flippant_Iinsurance> where's silver tongue?

<NovaFlux[FU]> Fuck

<Lucyne> Chinook, you hear a faint splashing and screaming echoeing from one of the tunnels!

<Swift_Justice> "I could just try breaking some stones from the wall..."

<PrettyPenny> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Lucyne> It's Silver!

<Chinook> Head towards it

<Lucyne> And he's in trouble

<Rain_Drop> Follow after Chinook

<Swift_Justice> !roll d20 >winds up to kick the wall in hopes some stones will be knocked out

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Cherenkov_Light_> Follow Chinook

<Drew> Following!

<Swift_Justice> >grunts

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20 to continue swinging literally blind

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Lucyne> With a tremendous kick, you liberate a chunk of stone from the wall, revealing a glistening gem stone!

<PrettyPenny> Follow the Chinook brick road

<Ikea> (>20. inb4 rocks fall everybody dies)

<Lucyne> With a satisfying "thunk", your stick connects

<Swift_Justice> "Gems...Well shit."

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20 I use the mirror to point some of the light aheat of us

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Drew> (except were the rocks)

<Silver_Tongue> "Hah suck it dragoncock"

<Lucyne> Flippant, it's too steep, you don't see silver

<Chinook> Can we see the mess Silver's making?

<Lucyne> No, the tunnel makes a sharp turn

<Swift_Justice> "Okay...A chunk of stone and a gem."

<Lucyne> But you can hear it!

<Ikea> "Well... that's good... Now lets see if we can arrange the rocks in a patten indicating a direction and let's head on down the tracks

<Drew> "cant beleave I'm doing this, CHUMS UP LETS DO THIS"

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20 to swing in the direction i connected with something

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Chinook> Keep going

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Swith Justice.... Can I have the gem... It could have magic properties"

<Rain_Drop> I hide my head behind my wings and watch the ground going around the tunnel

<Lucyne> Wjtb

<Lucyne> With your screaming, hitting and splashing, you fail to hit anything but water

<Swift_Justice> (Sure Nova, once I get out of this fucking shaft.)

<Flippant_Iinsurance> I put the mirror in front of me as I start to move towards silver

<Rain_Drop> (Nova Swift is somewhere else from us. I think)

<TradePanicky> "oh crap oh crap ohcrap"

<NovaFlux[FU]> (Okay I will make you something in return)

<Silver_Tongue> the only positive is i am attracting the rest of the party

<Swift_Justice> "Well, we could try to cut a small arrow with this rock..."

<Lucyne> Silver, suddenly you see a bright light!

<Drew> "(shit)

<Lucyne> What do you do?

<Chinook> (Don't go for the light)

<NovaFlux[FU]> (Did we all find SIlver?

<Lucyne> (yes)

<Cherenkov_Light_> "Don't open your eyes!  We're almost there!"

<PrettyPenny> Am I still on my way to finding silver?

<Silver_Tongue> Close my eyes and swing at it

<Ikea> "good a plan as any... Let me see if I can get us some more light"

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Flippant_Iinsurance> not yet

<Drew> "hang on silver!"

<Ikea> !roll 1d20 let there be Light!

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20 to use magic and illuminate tunnel

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Lucyne> With a pure luck shot, your stick whacks the creature in the back of it's neck!

<NovaFlux[FU]> "My head hurts but I'm gonna try some more magic on the beast"

<Chinook> "Oh, what the hell"

<Swift_Justice> >both unicorns rolled 14 for light

<NovaFlux[FU]> !roll 1d20+1

<GameServ> (19) + 1 == 20

<Lucyne> Together with the unicorn light and the hard beating, the creatures flees!

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1 d20 to continue wailing on the creature

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Rain_Drop> "Is it gone? I cant tell."

<Cherenkov_Light_> (lol)

<Lucyne> Nova, you cast a magic missle after the creature!

<TradePanicky> I'm so confused.

<Drew> I run after it, and stomp it's head /msg GameServ ROLL 1d20

<Lucyne> Roll for damage

<NovaFlux[FU]> (I attacked it with a 20 magic damage)

<Lucyne> (It was an unnatural 20)

<NovaFlux[FU]> (OH YES THE MAGIC DAMAGE

<Chinook> (Too many people, you ask me)

<NovaFlux[FU]> (What is the roll for magic damage?

<Lucyne> (slightly to many, was a mistake to split you up, will rectify in a moment)

<Rain_Drop> (Probably but its fun at least.)

<Lucyne> 1d4

<Ikea> (Nah, we just split the party, this always happens when you spleit the party)

<PrettyPenny> (I can't follow this properly)

<Swift_Justice> "So uh..How's the light coming along?"

<NovaFlux[FU]> !roll 1d4

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<NovaFlux[FU]> FUck yeah

<Drew> (on moment)

<TradePanicky> I'm just gonna silently follow along until I'm needed.

<Lucyne> The creature hisses in pain as it flees out of sight, leaking blood from it's wounds

<Chinook> "Do we go after it?"

<Ikea> "Any minute now..." *sounds of engine revving*

<Drew> AFTER IT!

<Able_Tome> "We should, Chinook"

<Cherenkov_Light_> "We have it now!  Pursue it and finish it off!"

<Drew> Wait we want one alive rememer!

<Lucyne> Swift and Ikea, you reach the end of the tunnel

<PrettyPenny> The hunt continues. *chase the cock*

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20 I point the mirror and some of the light towards the creature

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1 d20 to pursue the beast

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Guys its hurt! Lets capture it or kill it!"

<Rain_Drop> (Swift and Ikea are in another tunnerl Able may be with them to we just hooked back up with silver after scaring of the cockatrice and I guess we can mark that off we have a definity cockatrcie infestiaton.)

<Lucyne> And you find it's former keepers!

<Chinook> "...."

<Drew> "I dont think the dogs kept them"

<Swift_Justice> "Okay, made it to the end of the tunnel..."

<Lucyne> Silver, you trip while exiting the pool for 1 damage

<TradePanicky> "You wan I should start setting traps?"

<Lucyne> 3 petrified diamond dogs stand near there still full cart

<Drew> Set em up, we'll check tomorrow

<Able_Tome> (you need to have that 1d20 together, Silver)

<Swift_Justice> "Oh shit.."

<Silver_Tongue> "ow"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "OH MY GOD"

<Chinook> "Everyone, stop. right. now"

<Rain_Drop> "Do that since this is a water source for it. I'll stay with ya to cover you Trade."

<NovaFlux[FU]> "GEMS!"

<Cherenkov_Light_> "Sure. We have to find the others, though."

<Lucyne> >Swift found the diamond dogs

<TradePanicky> !roll 1d20 for setting the traps

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Able_Tome> "Hmm..."

<Swift_Justice> "Maybe we should loot the cart..."

<Drew> See cute chiuaua diamond dog!"

<Silver_Tongue> "Lets take the cart shall we?"

<Ikea> "Lovely...

<Ikea> Loot the cart

<Ikea> Great minds think alike, I guess

<NovaFlux[FU]> "We need to find a new way out through"

<Able_Tome> "I have a bad feeling about this..."

<Lucyne> You loot the cart

<PrettyPenny> !roll 1d20 Taking the cart to our possession.

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20 to start looting the cart

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Lucyne> !roll 120

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Lucyne> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Chinook> "Where's that damn cockatrice?"

<Lucyne> Welp

<Chinook> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Lucyne> It contains only worthless rocks

<Drew> I roll for awarnes

<Ikea> (We find an other cockatrice!)

<NovaFlux[FU]> !roll 1d20 to loot cart

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Rain_Drop> Ahahahhahaha

<Swift_Justice> "Well fuck you too, Diamond Dogs."

<Lucyne> Ikea and Swift, you hear noises from down another passageway

<NovaFlux[FU]> "DUMB ROCKS!"

<Silver_Tongue> "Lets go kill the Dragon-cock shall we?"

<Chinook> "Don't we need one of these guys?"

<Swift_Justice> "...How about we avoid that passage...."

<Lucyne> It seems the rest of the party is not far!

<TradePanicky> continuing setting the traps

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20 try to sense live around, searching for cocatrice

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Lucyne> Able, you feel the path of blood, revealing which tunnel it took

<Ikea> "Good idea. Let's pick up some rocks for path marking and pick a path at random"

<Rain_Drop> "Think I could help ya with that Trade? Last one didnt turn out all that great."

<Cherenkov_Light_> Woah.  I even felt that with the magic

<Swift_Justice> "That'll work."

<Able_Tome> "Good, seems like the creature fled that way."

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20 I move the mirror in order to illuminate ahead

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Drew> "neat" lets bag us sum snack-cock"

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20 to find the blood trail

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<PrettyPenny> "I for one, enjoy this sport of cock killing. I'll cook it for you guys later."

<Able_Tome> "Everyone prepared to move out?"

<Lucyne> Able has the track

<Chinook> "Ready"

<Lucyne> "Let's go"

<Rain_Drop> "All these bad puns...After the chicken!"

<Drew> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<TradePanicky> "Almost done"

<Cherenkov_Light_> I am.  Let's get pick the traps back up.

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Penny lets have bacon grease cook for us"

<Lucyne> Do you recollect the trap?

<Silver_Tongue> I follow Able

<Chinook> ^

<PrettyPenny> Following Able

<TradePanicky> "Aaaaaaannnnnnnd.... done with this trap"'

<Silver_Tongue> "Yes lets kill it

<Cherenkov_Light_> I recollect one of them, following able

<NovaFlux[FU]> "I will take the trap"

<Drew> I'm saying with my group

<Lucyne> Ok, you all follow Able

<Rain_Drop> "Neat. Lets hurry and catch up to the others."

<Lucyne> Able, your magic let's you easily follow the creature through winding tunnels

<NovaFlux[FU]> (What type of trap did we take btw?)

<Cherenkov_Light_> (the mirror traps)

<Drew> (mirror trap)

<Lucyne> (the mirrors)

<Rain_Drop> (one of Trades I think.)

<NovaFlux[FU]> (okay)

<Lucyne> You aren't too sure if you will find back out but well

<Swift_Justice> "Well, which passage do we go into..."

<Lucyne> After a few minutes, Able halts

<Lucyne> the creature is just around the next curve

<Drew> "you see it"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Guys maybe if we capture it we can use it for something else"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> You know, I've just realized that we should have installed mirrors in the entrance and the whole way here in order to illuminate the whole cave

<Able_Tome> "Shh, be quiet. The creature might sense us."

<Rain_Drop> "Trade your up do your mirror thing."

<TradePanicky> "Alright"

<Lucyne> What do you do?

<NovaFlux[FU]> !roll 1d20+1 to read book for paralysis spell"

<GameServ> (3) + 1 == 4

<Drew> "I'll throw a rock at it"

<Able_Tome> "Hmm, we can either ambush it"

<Lucyne> The creature seems to be licking it's wounds

<Rain_Drop> "Drew wait!"

<TradePanicky> !roll 1d20 for my mirror thing

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Able_Tome> "Or set a trap and try to lure it out"

<PrettyPenny> !roll 1d20 Sneak up on our prey

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Drew> Not yet

<Cherenkov_Light_> "no drew."

<Lucyne> Nova, you find a spell, but are not sure if you can cast it

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Looks like its no in the book, or I missed it"

<Ikea> (actually, is either of the DDogs a small variant? small enough to carry maybe)

<Flippant_Iinsurance> I put my mirror in front of us

<Silver_Tongue> !Roll 1d20 to leap and tackle the creature

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Able_Tome> *sighs*

<Drew> One of the Dogs is smaller runt of the litter

<Lucyne> Silver Tongue lunges out from behind cover towards the creature!

<Rain_Drop> "Muwhaha its like he wants to die"

<Lucyne> Roll d20!

<Drew> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Chinook> "He's crazy. He is actually crazy"

<NovaFlux[FU]> !roll 1d20+1 For magic spell on beast

<GameServ> (1) + 1 == 2

<PrettyPenny> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<NovaFlux[FU]> "FUCK"

<Lucyne> Oh wow Nova

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Lucyne> What spell did you cast?

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20 to throw dart with psychedelic relaxat at creature

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<NovaFlux[FU]> (Attack spell)

<Able_Tome> (shiiiet)

<Rain_Drop> (oh double fuck)

<Lucyne> Able tome, you miss!

<Silver_Tongue> wait you want me to roll again Lucyne?

<PrettyPenny> did I sneak up on the prey?

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20 to point mirror towards it

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<NovaFlux[FU]> (>mfw book stops me from critical failure)

<Lucyne> With a popping sound, Nova's horn explodes into energy, dealing 1 point of damage to everyone!

<Able_Tome> "Damn it"

<Drew> "ouch"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "OOOWWWW! Sorry guys!"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> fuck you nove

<TradePanicky> "ow"

<PrettyPenny> "Nova, you will pay for this."

<Rain_Drop> "Ouch fuck Nova?!"

<Swift_Justice> (What about us down here?)

<Drew> (just a sec)

<Chinook> "Nova, what the fuck"

<Lucyne> Silver, you need to roll d20

<Ikea> (>tfw secondary party)

<PrettyPenny> rollan to yell at the Cockatrice

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Lucyne> (swift, I assumed you joined the gruop)

<PrettyPenny> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Lucyne> (ikea too)

<Silver_Tongue> nice...

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20 to point mirror towards the cockatrice

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Lucyne> OH FUCK

<Drew> (all these low rolls)

<Cherenkov_Light_> (>tfw no 3.14 cockatrice gf)

<NovaFlux[FU]> "I think I'm going to stop using magic for now"

<Swift_Justice> (Oh.)

<Ikea> (oh, I must've missed that)

<Lucyne> Lunging towards the creature, it meets your gaze perfectly!

<Chinook> "That'd be very considerate of you"

<TradePanicky> !roll 1d20 for mirror pointing

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20 to cast magic missle on cocatrice's legs

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Lucyne> !roll 1d8

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Drew> "Listen even if we kill it, it's clearly acting territorial, it may have eggs"

<Able_Tome> (ho)

<Rain_Drop> !roll 1d20 try to get the cockatrices attention to Flippant and Trade's mirrors

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Lucyne> Silver, you take 6 points of damage and are immobilized as your legs are petrified

<PrettyPenny> "Kill the beast! Slit it's throat! Spill its blood!"

<NovaFlux[FU]> (Might have eggs, we need to find it)

<Drew> I threaten the Cockatrice!

<Drew> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Lucyne> Able you cast a stupendous magic attack! Roll damage x2

<Silver_Tongue> "Motherfu..., Medic!"

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d4 for damage to cocatrice's legs

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Ikea> (I think Penny might be going Khornate...)

<Lucyne> Rain, your shouting attracts the creature to the mirrors!

<Swift_Justice> "I'll go for the throat."

<Lucyne> With a definite flash, the leg snaps right off!

<Lucyne> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Rain_Drop> "Lucy a heal would be great about now!"

<Lucyne> The creature sees it's reflection!

<Silver_Tongue> !Roll 1d20 to crawl over to the beast

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Swift_Justice> !roll 1d20 "That motherfuck's gonna lose it's head.)

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Ikea> I got ya, Rain

<Lucyne> !roll 1d8

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Chinook> "Did it work?"

<Ikea> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Able_Tome> "Is it still alive?"

<Lucyne> the creature petrifies it's own lower body!

<Rain_Drop> "Not me Silver his fucking legs just snapped!"

<Lucyne> It is hardly alive

<Drew> I tackle it and cover it's eyes !roll 1d20

<Drew> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Flippant_Iinsurance> let it kill itself dude

<Lucyne> With a quick strike, Swift decapitate's the beast!

<PrettyPenny> !roll 1d20 Interrogating the beast to make it spill some information

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Flippant_Iinsurance> never mind

<Swift_Justice> "4CANNON!"

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20 to stab the creature with a syringe

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Lucyne> The cockatrice has been defeated!

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20 to swing my stick at the partially petrified beast

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Penny are you stupid? Its a animal..."

<Rain_Drop> "Some one help me with Silver his legs! Holy crap!?

<Swift_Justice> "Now a headless animal."

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Guys you can stop now."

<Flippant_Iinsurance> Let's take it's head with us

<Drew> "I say we check for eggs, also penny isn't off on negotiating with animals, remember what setting this is"

<Cherenkov_Light_> "Are you allright Silver? Oh......"

<Lucyne> Oh no, Silver doesn't look good at all

<Flippant_Iinsurance> its

<Chinook> "Guys! It's dead!"

<TradePanicky> "I wan the eyes"

<Ikea> Right, can someone who isn't having the worst migrane of their life heal Silver?

<Swift_Justice> >blood drips from sword

<NovaFlux[FU]> "I think your legs will return now that it is dead"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Wait

<Silver_Tongue> "Oh my legs are only stone, nothing much"

<Able_Tome> "One second, please"

<Rain_Drop> "They have been snapped off!?"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Guys! The diamond dogs are returned to normal now!"

<TradePanicky> "I want the eyes."

<PrettyPenny> "Hmm, how does Silver's legs get fixed?"

<Drew> "NOTHING MUCH, YOUR LEG IS GONE!"

<Silver_Tongue> "No... they're only stone"

<Chinook> "oh SHIT"

<Able_Tome> comes near the corpse of cocatrice and gently pierces it with a used syringe

<NovaFlux[FU]> "We got bigger problems now"

<Lucyne> (ooc healing spell and dead cockatrice solowly repair silver's legs)

<Rain_Drop> "Oh. Oh thats bad..."

<Flippant_Iinsurance> Cockatrices petrification lingers after it's death

<Swift_Justice> !roll 1d20 "Gonna retrieve the eyes for Trade."

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Cherenkov_Light_> (I thought it was the cock's leg that got hit, not silvers)

<Able_Tome> Tries to extract cocatrice's blood

<Ikea> NO! Bad Drew! No quoting the holy grail

<Drew> !roll 1d20 to negotiate with dogs

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<NovaFlux[FU]> "We need to smash the diamond dogs statues before they become living again!"

<Ikea> That way madness lies

<Lucyne> Able, you extract cockatrice blood!

<Silver_Tongue> "I second smashing the dogs"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> Nove shut up

<Chinook> "Nova, even I was gonna try diplomacy"

<Lucyne> The doigs are dea...they will not return

<Rain_Drop> (oh thank goodness that would have been rather brutal)

<PrettyPenny> "C'mon guys, lets go back to the diamond dogs and deal with them quickly."

<Cherenkov_Light_> Nova, no, you are stupid pone.

<Ikea> Oooor... we could try to talk with them.

<Ikea> You know, they might be grateful for us SAVING THEIR LIVES

<Cherenkov_Light_> We can help them set up our mine

<Lucyne> The dogs are DEAD, they were stone for too long

<Silver_Tongue> "Well my legs are getting a liitle better"

<Drew> "we freed them they might help us out in exchange"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> we came here to retrieve the fucking diamond dogs

<Chinook> "They're dead"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Well you know they could come back from being stone... I guess the longitivity killed them"

<Able_Tome> "Or we can take those statues and use them as town beautifications"

<TradePanicky> "Can I please have the eyes?"

<Rain_Drop> "Considering that the dogs have been frozen for who knows how long I think they might be grateful?"

<Swift_Justice> "...I tried to for an 18.."

<NovaFlux[FU]> Stone diamond dog statues?

<Lucyne> Swift has the eyes

<Able_Tome> "Indeed, Nova"

<Cherenkov_Light_> Well, time to get out of here.  Let's find the others

<Ikea> Or insane if they were sentient... but that's highly unlikely..

<Silver_Tongue> !Roll 1d20 to take the Cokcatrice carcass

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Lucyne> but...you're troubles aren#t over just yet...

<Swift_Justice> >hands the eyes over to Trade

<Chinook> "Think we'll need those to study petrification Swift?"

<Rain_Drop> dah fuck

<Lucyne> Looking around, you see that this is  nest!

<Cherenkov_Light_> DESTROY IT ALL.

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Oh shit"

<Able_Tome> "....a...cocatrice nest?"

<Rain_Drop> "Ok no one move."

<Lucyne> You find 8 eggs, all of them hatched

<PrettyPenny> "DON'T FUCK WITH 4 CANNON OR WE'LL FUCK YOU UP LIKE WE DID THIS COCK-DRAKE!" I yell at the rest of the cave.

<Drew> "Score, take the eggs, rais them as our own!"

<Ikea> Gather the eggs, they might have magical uses

<Flippant_Iinsurance> fuck

<NovaFlux[FU]> "FUCK, there is more"

<Rain_Drop> "Trade Flippant move the mirrors slowly around..."

<Able_Tome> "Shhhhh"

<Ikea> >hatched. balls

<TradePanicky> "oh oh I can use my experiment"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> moving mirrors

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Able use that detect live spell!"

<Drew> "Trade the mirros"

<Silver_Tongue> (Lucyen did i get the carcass?)

<Chinook> "Experiment?"

<Lucyne> You move the mirrors defensively

<TradePanicky> mirror moving

<Able_Tome> roll 1d20 cast detect life

<Able_Tome> (whoops)

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Lucyne> (yes, but it's very heavy)

<Lucyne> Oh wow Able

<Flippant_Iinsurance> brb

<Rain_Drop> (fuck them rolls able damn)

<TradePanicky> "If given the time I can use my puppet"

<Lucyne> You detect 3 life signs nearby!

<PrettyPenny> (dinnertime bbl)

<Swift_Justice> "How many eggs?"

<Cherenkov_Light_> 8

<Able_Tome> "We have three of those nearby, people"

<Silver_Tongue> "I suggest we burn this place down"

<Rain_Drop> "Well you better hurry I dont know when those things will pop out."

<Chinook> "Want me to smash 'em?"

<Able_Tome> "Don't let you guard down just yet."

<Lucyne> It will be hard to find them, as the tunnels are confusing and their is no blood to follow

<Silver_Tongue> 'They're hatched Chinook"

<NovaFlux[FU]> !roll 1d20+1 to find a blind spell to use on cockatice hatchling

<GameServ> (12) + 1 == 13

<Chinook> "My question still stands

<Rain_Drop> "They are already hatched Chinook we gotta be careful."

<Lucyne> You do not find such a spell, Nova

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Ugh this book is full of jibberish!"

<Drew> "maybe baby cocks can only make you a little stiff?"

<Swift_Justice> "...."

<Chinook> "No comment"

<Lucyne> What do you do?

<Cherenkov_Light_> "Book you may have, training you do not."

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Drew we don't need boner pills..."

<Able_Tome> "Alright, we can either loot everything up and go back, or go hunting those small things."

<Rain_Drop> "Drew think about what you said..."

<TradePanicky> !roll 1d20 sending my puppet in to distract

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Silver_Tongue> "I clutch the corpse and check on my legs

<Cherenkov_Light_> Let's get back out and find the others

<Ikea> Gather the egg shells, might be useful to have some chalk....

<Silver_Tongue> "HOw bad are my legs doc? will i ever dance again?"

<Lucyne> (trade, puppet?)

<Able_Tome> "But we're going to test our luck here, guys."

<Lucyne> Silver, you're slowly recovering

<Cherenkov_Light_> "Could you dance before?"

<TradePanicky> yes

<Silver_Tongue> "Yes Cher"

<Lucyne> (btw did the thread die?)

<Chinook> (Yeah)

<NovaFlux[FU]> Guys the thread died

<Able_Tome> (yeap)

<NovaFlux[FU]> I will make a new one

<Drew> (we're all in here and not the thread)

<Rain_Drop> (Maybe I think everyone is here...)

<TradePanicky> the eyes have a mirror coating and good for distractions

<Lucyne> (Can you describe this puppet please?)

<Drew> (add no re-rolling to the rules)

<Able_Tome> inspects Silver's leg

<Swift_Justice> >puppets

<Cherenkov_Light_> "Well, then We can dance if we want to

<Cherenkov_Light_> We can leave your friends behind

<Cherenkov_Light_> Cause your friends don't dance

<Cherenkov_Light_> And if they don't dance

<Cherenkov_Light_> Well they're no friends of mine."

<Lucyne> So, you all want to hunt the remaining cockatrices?

<TradePanicky> The puppet I got from Schett,

<Silver_Tongue> n ot particularly

<Drew> "live catch them rais them up and tame them"

<Lucyne> (I missed that, what does it do?)

<Ikea> I say, we can go where we want to A place where they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind And we can dance  source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/safetydancelyrics.html

<Flippant_Iinsurance> I'm back

<TradePanicky> heh

<Lucyne> Able, his legs are slowy returning to fleshy consistency, how interesting

<Chinook> "Can you even tame Cockatrices?"

<Silver_Tongue> "Dew thats an awful Idea"

<Ikea> (the formating on that was less than ideal...)

<Able_Tome> "A very peculiar effect there, Silver. You're a lucky guy."

<Drew> "it's worth a try"

<Lucyne> So, do you persue the cockatri?

<Cherenkov_Light_> "luckily we stopped it in time."

<Rain_Drop> "I think we should get read of them, Split up in teams of two with a mirror and spread out."

<NovaFlux[FU]> Someone made a shitty thread

<Rain_Drop> *rid

<NovaFlux[FU]> ignore that one

<Drew> >splitting up

<Drew> >agian

<Lucyne> >no splitting pls

<Lucyne> >group too large

<TradePanicky> So is the puppet a go?

<Cherenkov_Light_> sure

<Lucyne> (Is it like a robot?)

<Able_Tome> "So? We're going or not? I still have the reading on those things"

<Lucyne> "Lead the way, Able!"

<TradePanicky> not like the robot

<Chinook> "I'm following Able"

<Rain_Drop> might need some amazing rolls to get a puppet to even work though.

<Able_Tome> "Though it will not stay in effect for long."

<Lucyne> Able, roll d20 for orientation

<Flippant_Iinsurance> Our purpose is to stop petrification

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Lucyne> Able, seriously

<Able_Tome> (hue)

<Ikea> (HAX!)

<Lucyne> You track down the cockatrice, but it's life signal is very weak

<Lucyne> It is 2 or so turns away

<Chinook> "So Equestria doesn't need to know we're going on an extermination attempt right?"

<Chinook> "I dunno how they'd take that"

<Able_Tome> "There's an opportunity to take this one alive, guys"

<Swift_Justice> "Well, they're cockatrices. We'd be helping."

<Rain_Drop> "I think they have the royal guard for that."

<Cherenkov_Light_> "get the traps ready"

<Ikea> Extermination? This is a relocation effort. It's just failing horribly. . .

<Silver_Tongue> "Able theres 8 here"

<Silver_Tongue> "One was a problem"

<Lucyne> Oddly, the creature does not seem to be moving, Able

<Able_Tome> "Perhaps we should reserve to non lethal actions"

<NovaFlux[FU]> (New thread is almost up, fucking upload speed)

<Able_Tome> "Hmm"

<Silver_Tongue> "8 is ridiculous to fight"

<Rain_Drop> "So, a good bonk on the head?"

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20 to inspect the creature

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Drew> "I thought we were going to have a tame cockatrice for security"

<Ikea> Let's bind it's eyes, bring it back anjd decide later

<Chinook> "Yeah, not a good idea Drew"

<Lucyne> Your magic fizzles and you lose focus, Able

<Ikea> >it's

<Cherenkov_Light_> >bind eyes. not head. wut

<TradePanicky> "I say retreat for now."

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20 to bind eyes of cock

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Lucyne> You do not yet see the creature

<Drew> "okay then we cut our losses and leave the traps

<Able_Tome> "Gah!"

<Lucyne> It is a little farther away in a cave

<Silver_Tongue> Can I stand up yet Lucyne?

<Able_Tome> "Seems like all this magicking around is getting to me."

<Lucyne> Yes, you can walk now, but you are still very stiff

<Flippant_Iinsurance> we didn't retrieve diamond dogs as planed, fucking failure

<Silver_Tongue> bow chicka bow wow

<Lucyne> Do you enter the cave?

<Ikea> "Not moving... might be sleeping or wounded?"

<Chinook> "That's what I said!"

<Chinook> "Life sign's were low, thing must be nearly dead. Is it that Silver hit earlier?"

<Chinook> *that one

<Cherenkov_Light_> "You said the life sign was faint, right?  That should mean it's near death."

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20 to throw another dart with chemical at the creature

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20 to look around in case of other creatures

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Rain_Drop> "Maybe?"

<Silver_Tongue> "How bout we take the dead one back, study it, and figre out any weaknesses before we go after the rest"

<Lucyne> Flip, you use a mirror to tentatively glance around the corner

<Lucyne> And you see a most pecuiar and horrifying sight

<Drew> !roll 1d20 to catch up and put a bucket over the chick

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Rain_Drop> tentacle monster i bet

<Swift_Justice> "Oh shit.."

<Cherenkov_Light_> (no a dropbear)

<Chinook> (dat bear)

<Lucyne> A small, juvenile cockatrice being consumed by a horse sized cockroach with a petrified leg!

<Rain_Drop> (hey no just no no)

<Ikea> damn koalas...

<NovaFlux[FU]> (What has happen while i was making the thread)

<Drew> "........"

<Able_Tome> (wuut(

<Swift_Justice> "Holy fuck..."

<Flippant_Iinsurance> guys, a cockroach is eating a cockatrice

<Lucyne> It smells you and scitters to attack!

<Able_Tome> ",,,ohh damnn..."

<Ikea> That's not right, man....

<Rain_Drop> (Holy shit equestria is a nuclear wasterland!)

<Lucyne> Roll initiative!

<Flippant_Iinsurance> run

<Chinook> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Drew> DREW JUMP

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Ikea> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Drew> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Swift_Justice> !roll d20

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Rain_Drop> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<TradePanicky> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<NovaFlux[FU]> (Wtf is going.... als0 new thread http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/11609146)

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20 to dodge

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Lucyne> Initiative first

<Cherenkov_Light_> (giant cockroach is the natural enemy to the cockatrice apparaently)

<Able_Tome> (aye)

<NovaFlux[FU]> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<NovaFlux[FU]> WELL SHIT

<Ikea> (Cockroach is eating Cockatrice. We fight)

<Lucyne> (D&D logic hoh!)

<Drew> (does horse mean pony horse or the size of a real horse)

<Flippant_Iinsurance> I magic its antenae

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Lucyne> Real horse

<Cherenkov_Light_> (it attackd us)

<Lucyne> Initiative first, glip

<Chinook> (It's big and ugly, kill it)

<Flippant_Iinsurance> I did already, it was 17

<Lucyne> Drew begins the round!

<Lucyne> (I saw, but Drew is first)

<Flippant_Iinsurance> (oooh okay sorry)

<Rain_Drop> (dear god they do grow em big here christ!)

<NovaFlux[FU]> !roll 1d20+1 to evade

<GameServ> (7) + 1 == 8

<NovaFlux[FU]> FUCK

<Lucyne> Not your turn Nova

<Drew> !roll 1d20 to obser room, if there ar stalagtites I buck the wall to losen them into the roach

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<NovaFlux[FU]> >not my turn yes

<Lucyne> You see no such thing

<Drew> !roll 1d20 Then I just try to smash it's face

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Lucyne> You hit!

<Lucyne> Roll damage

<Drew> !roll 1d4 +2

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Silver_Tongue> (Is the Cockatrice dead?)

<Lucyne> (almost)

<Drew> (very)

<Able_Tome> (dying it seems)

<Lucyne> You buck the hideous creature for 2 damage!

<Chinook> (Dying, someone should do something about that)

<Rain_Drop> (Do we still keep the bonuses from our previouse advenutre or is that retconned?)

<Able_Tome> (that dart throw should cave contacted it, btw)

<Lucyne> It is now Flip's turn

<Cherenkov_Light_> (no)

<Drew> (retconned)

<Lucyne> (retconned)

<Able_Tome> (*have)

<Rain_Drop> (kay)

<Lucyne> (not your turn, able)

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20 magic its antenae

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Flippant_Iinsurance> fuck

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<Lucyne> Oh no! Your magic malfucntions

<Lucyne> Roll d4

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d4

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Able_Tome> (L: nah, that one was done prior the engagement and was targeted at cock)

<Flippant_Iinsurance> now it's 3

<Lucyne> You lose your magic for 3 rounds!

<Rain_Drop> "Ow horn burn that sucks."

<Lucyne> (You hadn't rounded the curve yet, the roach would have attacked you)

<Flippant_Iinsurance> (phew, i thought it was gonna be damage)

<Lucyne> It is now Ikea's turn

<Able_Tome> (understood)

<Ikea> Hmm...

<Ikea> !roll 1d20 Heal/stabilize  cock.

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Able_Tome> ho shit

<Ikea> !roll 1d4 damn

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Lucyne> Your magic malfucntions too!

<Rain_Drop> (Anyone else notice how calm its gotten when we are in combat?)

<Lucyne> You lose it for 2 rounds

<Drew> "Silver you have it's eyes right"

<Lucyne> (Initiative really makes it orderly)

<Able_Tome> (because rounds)

<Lucyne> It is now Swift's turn

<Lucyne> (That's why sllow turn based combat is good for IRC)

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<Cherenkov_Light_> (FUCK IT KILLED SILVER)

<Rain_Drop> (I know right? Also why in the world would you try to keep the cockatrice is alive?)

<Swift_Justice> !roll 1d20 "Gonna skewer the bastard in the face."

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Lucyne> You hit!

<Lucyne> Roll for damage

<Chinook> "Jesus, Swift"

<Swift_Justice> (d8 for sword, right?)

<Lucyne> correct

<Rain_Drop> "No prisoners then."

<Ikea> (Better to have it alive and decide to kill it than to decide we wanted to keep it and have it dead)

<Able_Tome> (to study it, RD)

<Swift_Justice> !roll 1d8

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Swift_Justice> "Fucking hell."

<Ikea> (also, might have helped against cockroach from hell)

<Rain_Drop> "Or not."

<Chinook> Wow

<Lucyne> You slightly prick the creature

<Swift_Justice> "...Well shit."

<Lucyne> It is now Able's turn!

<Swift_Justice> >hangs head in shame

<Able_Tome> (I assume paralysis is not available?)

<Lucyne> (nope)

<Rain_Drop> (Nova knows it but she didnt understand it well)

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20 to cast magic missle at creature's...ugh...eye/head

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Lucyne> (You were complaining of too much magic! So no magic for you)

<Lucyne> Your spell backfires tremendously!

<Able_Tome> (hah, hax are over)

<Lucyne> Roll d4

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d4

<GameServ> 3 == 3

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<Silver_Tongue> I'm back

<Silver_Tongue> circut blew

<Chinook> Able goofed

<Lucyne> You lose your magic for 3 rounds and take 3 points of damage!

<Rain_Drop> (Hes alive!)

<Lucyne> It is now Trade's turn

<Drew> "Silver you have the Cock eyes still right? we could use them on htis roach"

<Able_Tome> (6/10)

<Silver_Tongue> "I do have the corpse and head correct"

<Lucyne> Yes, minus the eyes

<TradePanicky> !roll 1d20 smacking it with one of my spare mirrors

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Drew> "who has the eyes?"

<Silver_Tongue> "Trade took the eyes"

<Lucyne> Your attack doesn't harm it

<Swift_Justice> "..I handed them to Trade for the puppet-whatever-the-fuck.."

<Lucyne> It is now Rain's turn!

<Drew> "Trade, Eyes, Roach, now!"

<TradePanicky> "well damn."

<Chinook> "I guess your attack was, deflected"

<Cherenkov_Light_> (YEAAAAAH!)

<Silver_Tongue> I miss my turn?

<Lucyne> No, not yet

<Silver_Tongue> kay

<TradePanicky> (I don't have the eye Swift does)

<Rain_Drop> !roll 1d20 Go under it and give a buck

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Lucyne> You hit!

<Lucyne> Roll damage

<Rain_Drop> Well i have a dagger but i think i used my feet... d4 or d6?

<Lucyne> Whatever you use

<TradePanicky> (Wait what?)

<Able_Tome> (technically d4)

<Rain_Drop> !roll 1d4 kay bucking is a go

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Chinook> (I say d4, d6 for light weapons right?)

<Able_Tome> "Ouch..."

<Lucyne> You slightly tap the creature

<Rain_Drop> (wow going to stab that fucker next time....)

<Lucyne> It is now Silver's turn!

<Able_Tome> "Oh goody...at this rate someone's going to get slaughtered..."

<TradePanicky> (Swift when did you give me the eyes?)

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20 to jump and squish the bug

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Swift_Justice> (...You told me you wanted em..)

<Lucyne> You miss!

<Ikea> "Slow and steady, Able... Slow and steady..."

<Lucyne> It is now the cockroache's turn!

<Chinook> ????

<Lucyne> (I forgot to role, so it rolled a 10)

<Able_Tome> "Bite the pillow, guys!"

<Rain_Drop> "Shut up Able!"

<TradePanicky> (Well I did, I didn't think you'd give them to me.)

<Lucyne> Annoyed by the intrusion of it's private space, it attacks Rain!

<Swift_Justice> "...What pillow?"

<Rain_Drop> "God damn it Able!"

<Lucyne> !roll 1d20+2

<GameServ> (7) + 2 == 9

<Chinook> "The Metaphorical one oh shit Rain!"

<Lucyne> But Rian evades the attack!

<Rain_Drop> "Too slow bug face!"

<Lucyne> It is now Cherenkov's turn!

<Cherenkov_Light_> I use my dagger to try and stab it.

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Lucyne> You hit!

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll 1d6

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Lucyne> Nice roll!

<Lucyne> You shiv the fucker in it's face

<Cherenkov_Light_> And that's how it's done, folks.

<Rain_Drop> (By the way is the dogde thing for pegsi stil active or is still at base 10?

<Chinook> "He's gonna feel that"

<Lucyne> It seems very wounded

<Lucyne> (No, you have base 12)

<Chinook> (Sweet)

<Drew> How may till next init roll?

<Lucyne> It is now Chinook's turn

<Rain_Drop> (*Fist pump* oh yeah)

<Cherenkov_Light_> (soon. almost done)

<Lucyne> (2 more or so)

<Chinook> !roll 1d20 Smash one of its legs with this Pipe

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Chinook> fug

<Lucyne> You miss!

<Lucyne> It is now Nova's turn!

<Lucyne> (Also I forgot I have a character too)

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Here it goes"

<Rain_Drop> (Crap...)

<NovaFlux[FU]> !roll 1d20+1 for Fire Damage.

<GameServ> (17) + 1 == 18

<Lucyne> >fire

<Lucyne> How about a nice magic missle

<Lucyne> It works!

<Lucyne> Roll for damage

<NovaFlux[FU]> !roll 1d4

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Lucyne> The bolt is not very effetive

<Chinook> "At least it looked nice"

<NovaFlux[FU]> (triedstar.jpg)

<Able_Tome> "Ouch..."

<Rain_Drop> "Man is it magic resistant too?"

<NovaFlux[FU]> (Did it get a burn affect?0

<Flippant_Iinsurance> damn this thing  is going down

<Lucyne> It is now the DM's forgotten character's turn

<Lucyne> (no)

<Lucyne> I cast an attack spell

<Lucyne> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Lucyne> !roll 1d4

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Lucyne> With a briliant blue light, the creature is struck hard!

<Lucyne> It is heavily wounded

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Wow"

<Rain_Drop> "Nice one Lucy!"

<Lucyne> Roll initiative!

<Drew> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll d20

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Flippant_Iinsurance> (the die is biased towards the gm)

<TradePanicky> "Whoo"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Swift_Justice> !roll d20

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<NovaFlux[FU]> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Rain_Drop> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Drew> "Awesome work Lucey

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Ikea> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<NovaFlux[FU]> (I got 18 btw)

<Flippant_Iinsurance> well done luce

<NovaFlux[FU]> (no it was 10)

<Rain_Drop> (I figured)

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<NovaFlux[FU]> (Rain you got the 18)

<Lucyne> "Thanks guys!"

<Chinook> "Keep it up!"

<Rain_Drop> (Damn Silver!)

<Silver_Tongue> i gots a 20, i'm da bes

<Flippant_Iinsurance> (damn, why 20 in the iniciative rolls)

<Lucyne> Silver starts the round!

<Chinook> wait shit missed the initiative

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20 to smash the bugs head with my big ass stick

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Chinook> i'll just go last its cool

<Lucyne> The bug ducks out of reach and you miss!

<Rain_Drop> (Roger that)

<Lucyne> !roll 1d20 also bug init

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Lucyne> It is now flip's turn!

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20 to buck the bug in it's head on the base of the antenae

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Flippant_Iinsurance> (fuck!)

<Lucyne> You miss!

<NovaFlux[FU]> >that deflection

<Lucyne> It is now Rain's turn!

<Rain_Drop> !roll 1d20 Take rusty dagger and drive it inbetween its attenna

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Lucyne> You hit!

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<Rain_Drop> !roll 1d6 Dagger counts as light weapon right?

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Lucyne> You stab the creature between it's antenna!

<Rain_Drop> "Die ugly buggy!"

<Chinook> (yeah)

<Lucyne> It thrashes around a little but slumps to the ground, defeated

<Drew> (JUH)

<Lonely_Heart> (so violent, somebody think of the children!)

<Lucyne> Rain remains scoreboard leader

<Rain_Drop> "Oh wow, must of hit a weak spot..."

<Drew> |"rain, you;ve don it again"

<NovaFlux[FU]> (arent you happy i corrected my mistake)

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20 to pick up the injured Cockatrice and cover it's eyes

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Able_Tome> "Good job, Rain."

<Lucyne> No need to roll

<Rain_Drop> (Thanks Nova!)

<Chinook> "Let's hope it's not alone"

<Rain_Drop> "Heh, just trying my best."

<TradePanicky> "Yay"

<Lucyne> You cover the shallowy breathing creature's eyes

<Drew> So where'd the little guy run off to?

<Lucyne> It is small enough to cary

<NovaFlux[FU]> !roll 1d20 to loot giant cockaroach

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<NovaFlux[FU]> WHAT DO I GET GM

<Cherenkov_Light_> (bug guts)

<Chinook> Messy Hooves

<Swift_Justice> >looting a giant insect

<Lucyne> The cockroach has only it's body

<NovaFlux[FU]> Cant i take it chitylan armor?

<Drew> "RadRoach meat?"

<Ikea> "I guess she does like cock after all"

<Rain_Drop> (Dah what a waste of a get..)

<Lucyne> If you can transport and process it, sure

<TradePanicky> "Now's a good time to flee before more show up."

<Swift_Justice> "I lol'd, Ikea."

<Rain_Drop> "Eew. Why would you eat rouches?"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Guys I'm gonna take this with me. Could be useful for later"

<Lucyne> Nothing else of interest is in this room

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Hmmmm"

<Cherenkov_Light_> "agree. let's get out of here. we have what we came for."

<Chinook> "How heavy is it?"

<Ikea> (Thanks for the sympathy lol, Swift)

<Swift_Justice> >bug dick

<NovaFlux[FU]> !roll 1d20 to levitate body with me

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<NovaFlux[FU]> :D

<Drew> CockRaoch Coackatrice, nothing but big cocks

<Silver_Tongue> "SOmeone heal little horatio here, i want him as a pet"

<Lucyne> In a great display of magical power, Nova levitates the body

<TradePanicky> "cocks everywhere"

<Lucyne> You aren#t sure how long you can keep it up though

<Ikea> "Horatio?"

<Drew> Horatio?"

<Rain_Drop> "Here take my last berry should restore his health a little."

<Lonely_Heart> (he just wants a whore around)

<NovaFlux[FU]> "This will do well to help me make some armor and possibly give some parts to Able to experiment on"

<Lucyne> >in my midn, this is where the cockatrice dies if it is OP

<Able_Tome> "Maybe we should make it sure that the creature is subdued?"

<Silver_Tongue> i take a piece of cloth and blindfold the cockatrice

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Its dead"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Oh the cocatrice..."

<Able_Tome> "I still have a dart with that relaxant."

<Lucyne> >So it's allowed to live then?

<Silver_Tongue> "Able it's very hurt, it needs care"

<Rain_Drop> "And my berry should keep him a live a little."

<TradePanicky> "I wonder what the food hall is making."

<Able_Tome> "A small pierce through the skin might guarantee that it won't cause any problems."

<Lucyne> Rain feeds it an enchanted berry, securing it's life for now

<Drew> "so we have new pet, wonderful"

<Rain_Drop> (I guess if bacon raises a stink well come to that ...)

<Silver_Tongue> "I blinded its eyes with a blindfold, so it can't petryfy us

<Flippant_Iinsurance> If we get the cockatrice back with us, we're free to experiment petrification

<Chinook> (Rain is the designated yellowquiet)

<Ikea> (Let's have it live for now, have it die in transfer if Bacon flips)

<NovaFlux[FU]> "So lets get out of here..."

<Chinook> (except less quiet)

<Cherenkov_Light_> (>implying he won't)

<Lucyne> (Sounds reasonable)

<Rain_Drop> (haha)

<Flippant_Iinsurance> yep, retreat

<Lucyne> (He probably will)

<Drew> (and without Schett we haf no Pinky)

<Able_Tome> "Alright. Lets get out."

<Ikea> (It's more than likely, yes)

<Able_Tome> "What about those diamon dog statues?"

<Lonely_Heart> (keeping a dangerous creature as a pet, yeah nothing unreasonable about that...)

<TradePanicky> "What would that make me?"

<Lucyne> You leave the cave to be once again in the maze like Diamond Dog tunnels

<Rain_Drop> !roll 1d20 navigation times

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Chinook> "They depetrified right?"

<Chinook> "But still dead"

<Ikea> "Probably..."

<Drew> Umm.. that way I think"

<Cherenkov_Light_> "Up to you.  It's been forever so they haven't come back."

<Rain_Drop> "Think we should go back the way we came!"

<Silver_Tongue> I hold HOratio close to me and follow whoevers leading

<Flippant_Iinsurance> cockatrice petrification actually lasts after its death, do you even myth?

<Lucyne> Who is leading?

<TradePanicky> follow along

<Lucyne> >MLP logic here Flip

<Drew> That Tunnle looks right"

<Able_Tome> follow the party

<Rain_Drop> (I dont know I rolled a got a 4 for navigation)

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Can we please get out of here...

<Lucyne> So Rain Drop leads the way

<Chinook> "Got ya back"

<Able_Tome> >inb4 lost

<Rain_Drop> >Too late

<Lonely_Heart> (so far we've only seen it reverse when the cockatrice willing reversed it)

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Ewww I think this thing just dripped on me a bit..."

<Lucyne> After about 20 minutes you realize: You are very, very lost

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20 to smell bat shit

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Drew> >inb4 Quarry Eel

<Silver_Tongue> "I pet the cockatrice i'm holding to keep it calm

<Chinook> "What about the markers?"

<Rain_Drop> "Oh we had those...I forgot...

<Lucyne> You can't smell it Flip

<Drew> !roll 1d20 to look for merkers

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Cherenkov_Light_> Fuck it.  I'm going to try and retrace our steps.  Rolling for magic use.

<Lucyne> The cockatrice is too wounded to put up a fight

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Able, can you think of a spell to find a way out?"

<Swift_Justice> "Let's try to find that hole I made once from stabbing the wall..."

<Able_Tome> *sighs*

<Lucyne> You find no signs and cherenkov's magic balks

<Able_Tome> "A shit detection spell, miss Nova?"

<Silver_Tongue> "Can someone just blow a hole out of here?"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Any unicorns with a Clairvoyance spell"

<Ikea> "That would only lead us back to the chute, though, swift

<Rain_Drop> "And make the whole thing collapse on us?"

<Lonely_Heart> (you have the cock, you blow it)

<Chinook> "What and have the place cave in on us?"

<Swift_Justice> "Oh yeah..."

<Lucyne> >waiting for your actions

<Rain_Drop> (Swear to god if someone says Rainnook I am gonna hit someone...)

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Clairvoyance spell could help us out"

<Drew> So The Dogs are where we left them and I know how to get out from there"

<Silver_Tongue> "So lets find the dogs"

<Ikea> "Whelp... let's just keep looking mark paths we've gone through with bug guts and keep looking for the way out"

<Cherenkov_Light_> Which way is the ground slanting?  Can anyone feel wind in the tunnel?

<NovaFlux[FU]> "I don't want to cast another spell. I'm trying to hold this dead carcass"

<Rain_Drop> "I suggest Drew leads shes been here before."

<Lonely_Heart> (are the rules for taking 10 and taking 20 the same in this system, because you guys could all just take ten, assist each other, and carefully look for the markers)

<Drew> !roll 1d20 for sense of direction

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<TradePanicky> "I should check on that trap."

<Drew> (facpalm)

<Able_Tome> "I'm not sure if any one of us possesses that spell, Nova"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "drew this doesnt feel like the right way"

<Lucyne> (You can take 20 if you want)

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Able

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Look in my saddle and look through my book"

<Lucyne> The ground is very uneaven, slanting up and down, you feel no breeze

<Lonely_Heart> (Is it still, >take 20, spend one hour looking?)

<Able_Tome> "But perhaps...if its possible to cast a life detection..."

<NovaFlux[FU]> "maybe you can find the speel"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20 to find markings

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Chinook> "Shame those Diamond Dogs weren''t decaying, could've smelt them a mile off"

<Lucyne> (Yes)

<Drew> "I abdecate Direction duty, I fucked up again"

<NovaFlux[FU]> Allows able to Grab my magic book

<Rain_Drop> "Its alright we'll just try again."

<Lucyne> You remain lost, but here the sounds of claws coming your direction!

<Lucyne> *hear

<Chinook> "ready up"

<Ikea> "So... wait... Able felt 3 life signs before, yeah? One was... Horatio, one was the cockroach..."

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20 to see if i recognize this path

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Rain_Drop> "Crap I think we upset something.:

<Lucyne> bleh

<Cherenkov_Light_> Well, we're not going that way

<Flippant_Iinsurance> Hide

<Able_Tome> "Hmm...what's this?"

<Lonely_Heart> (shit, well so much for taking 20)

<TradePanicky> "What was?'

<Able_Tome> "A magic book?"

<Swift_Justice> >assume battle stance

<TradePanicky> "What was that?'

<NovaFlux[FU]> "The magic book I have. It might have something"

<Drew> "Come on!"

<Cherenkov_Light_> I suggest we run for it

<Cherenkov_Light_> ow

<Able_Tome> "Well, worth a try..."

<Ikea> Run in what direction, Cher?

<Lucyne> You would recognize those sounds anyone, it must be another one of the cockatri!

<TradePanicky> runs for it

<Chinook> !roll 1d20 Roll for find source of noise

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Cherenkov_Light_> Same way we came in

<Drew> AWAY FROM THE CLAWING SOUND!

<Chinook> "BOOK IT!"

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20 to skim through book trying to detect a useful spell in magic book

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Rain_Drop> "Trade! Flip! MIRRIORS!"

<Able_Tome> "...what the?"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> Mirror in the direction of the sound

<TradePanicky> "oh okay" flips mirror

<Lucyne> Able, you find a clairvoyance spell, but are not sure you can cast it

<Swift_Justice> "I'll hold my ground. You guys can flee."

<NovaFlux[FU]> (roll fool)

<Cherenkov_Light_> "MAGIC LATER. RUN NOW."

<Drew> "not without me!"

<NovaFlux[FU]> Okay I'll start running

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20 Mirror in the direction of the sound

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Lucyne> Does anyone flee or do you stand your ground?

<Rain_Drop> "Guys calm down!! We still have the mirrors!"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Defend us!"

<Chinook> "Disregard that previous statement"

<Drew> I stand ground with Swft

<TradePanicky> !roll 1d20 for mirror fliping

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Able_Tome> "I'm with Rain on this one. Pacify it."

<Chinook> "Standing ground with Drew and Swift"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> stand ground, if we flee we may even get more lost

<Lucyne> Everyone roll intiative that stays and fights

<Chinook> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Cherenkov_Light_> Damn you guys.

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Rain_Drop> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Ikea> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Drew> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Silver_Tongue> I flee with Horatio

<TradePanicky> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Swift_Justice> !roll 1d20 "Standing Ground."

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<NovaFlux[FU]> I flee with SIlver

<Chinook> (Get him out of here, keep that cockatrice alive)

<Lucyne> Ok, everyone who fled is not participating in the fight

<Lucyne> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Lucyne> Ikea goes first!

<Ikea> >rain

<Lucyne> A small juvenile cockatrice rounds the corner

<Ikea> I'm the 11

<Lucyne> Oh

<Cherenkov_Light_> looks like Rain was

<Lucyne> Rain then

<Rain_Drop> !

<Silver_Tongue> "Nova you okay?"

<Rain_Drop> !roll 1d20 Keep my eyes on the ground and stand in front of mirror. "Hey little guy what are you doing in here?"

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Lucyne> You choke on some dust and cough a little

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Im fine... This bug carcase leaked on me"

<Chinook> "uh oh...."

<Lucyne> Roll a second d20 to avoid eye contact

<Rain_Drop> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Chinook> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Silver_Tongue> "Okay, i got some spare cloth here of you need to close a wound or something"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> (now i get 20 ¬¬)

<Lucyne> You catch a glimpse of it's eye!

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Ikea> (Rain fails an animal empathy check >le gasp)

<Lucyne> (Only rain needs roll)

<Able_Tome> (though that thing applies to Rain only)

<Lucyne> You take

<Lucyne> !roll 1d3

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Lucyne> 2 damage from petrification

<Lucyne> It is now Chinook's turn

<Rain_Drop> "Ooof."

<Silver_Tongue> "Nova do you think you can stabalize Horatio? or should we wait til we get home?"

<Chinook> Its gaze is on Rain right?

<Able_Tome> "Don't look in its eyes, Rain."

<Lucyne> No, he just caught a glimpse of it by mistake

<Lucyne> It's darting it's eyes around offensively

<NovaFlux[FU]> " I dont think I can do medical magic silver"

<Chinook> hmm

<Silver_Tongue> "Okay then, we wait til we get home then"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Also Im keeping this levitation spell up. If i drop it i dont think i will be able to cast anything"

<Drew> Bag this one firts worry about that one later"

<Chinook> Throw pipe to distract it !roll 1d20

<Chinook> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Rain_Drop> (Nice throw)

<Lucyne> It is distracted by the loud noise!

<Ikea> (It's highly effective!)

<Able_Tome> "Thing might be just a hatchling, but it sure does possess power to turn us into an exquisite pidgeon shitter"

<Lucyne> No one needs to roll to avoid gaze for this turn

<Silver_Tongue> "Fair enough"

<Lucyne> It is now Cherenkov's turn

<Chinook> "Nuke the fucker!"

<Cherenkov_Light_> I slash it with the dagger to make some KFC.

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Lucyne> You hit!

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll 1d6

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Cherenkov_Light_> lol

<Lucyne> but only slightly wound it

<Lucyne> It is now Swift's turn

<Silver_Tongue> "So NOva, kind of off topic, but what do you think oof our town?"

<Swift_Justice> !roll 1d20 "Gonna slice the bitch in half."

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Swift_Justice> "Fucking hell.."

<Lucyne> You miss!

<Lonely_Heart> (wouldn't fleeing cause a concentration check to keep up that levitation spell?)

<Lucyne> It is now Trade's turn

<Cherenkov_Light_> (probably)

<Lucyne> (I think fleeing is fine)

<Silver_Tongue> "Nova Hello?"

<Lucyne> Trade?

<TradePanicky> ah

<TradePanicky> !roll 1d20 for mirror push

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Drew> "Well I think 4Cannon looks promising for what it's worth"

<Lucyne> You maneuver the mirror into position, but it is looking in another direction

<Lonely_Heart> (and for those that are missing their 'Pinkie Pie' group pony, the next adventure could have coke'd up Lonely, fun times)

<Lucyne> It is now Ikea's turn

<Ikea> !roll 1d20 Grapple to cover eyes

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Cherenkov_Light_> (That's right.  You're the druggie.  Read your journal)

<Lucyne> You grapple the creature and cover it's eyes!

<Rain_Drop> (Yeah but Schett saved our asses alot in really weird ways usaually wiht his horn covering granted,,,)

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Is the fighting over"

<Rain_Drop> "Keep him down Ikea!"

<Cherenkov_Light_> (no)

<Lucyne> It is the cockatrice's turn

<Drew> (he was also genuinely funny)

<Ikea> "Working on it!"

<Lucyne> It attacks trade

<Lucyne> I mean Ikea

<Cherenkov_Light_> (That he was)

<Lucyne> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Lucyne> It hits!

<Lucyne> !roll 1d4

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Chinook> (How petrified is Rain?)

<Lucyne> It bites you for 4 damage!

<Rain_Drop> (Cept for the bear corpse what hell!)

<Lucyne> (Only slightly)

<Ikea> "ouch! damn chicken..."

<Drew> (I'm just imagining us wrestling with something the size of a Chick"

<Cherenkov_Light_> (fuck and now Ikea too)

<Lucyne> Roll d20 to hold on

<Ikea> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Ikea> balls

<Flippant_Iinsurance> shit

<Lucyne> It frees itself from your grip!

<Lucyne> Roll d0 to avoid it's gaze

<Lucyne> *d20

<Ikea> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Flippant_Iinsurance> phew

<Lucyne> But you avert your eyes!

<Lucyne> It is now Drew's turn!

<Able_Tome> (>tfw rolled 18 in initiative and no action)

<Rain_Drop> (This just occured to me this is just like Steve Irwins Crocodile hunter show)

<Lucyne> (I missed someone in the intiative rolls I think)

<Drew> Me

<Lucyne> (ah, it was Able, speak up!"

<Ikea> (considering how often I grapple, maybe my cutie mark should be a luchador mask...)

<Chinook> "Not gonna hurtcha)

<Ikea> (crikey!)

<Lucyne> It's able's turn then

<Lucyne> Sorry

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20 to buck creature hard into its head, trying to pacify it

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Silver_Tongue> I pet Horatio and try to stem the bleeding on his wounds

<Rain_Drop> (Indeed)

<Lucyne> But it evades your attack!

<Lucyne> Now it's drew's turn

<Able_Tome> "Shifly little devil."

<Able_Tome> *shifty

<Drew> !roll 1d20 to attempt animal empathy while covering eyes with ears

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Cherenkov_Light_> .....

<Lucyne> You don't manage to say many interesting things

<Lucyne> It is now Fip's turn

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20 to put mirror in front of its stupid face

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Rain_Drop> "Drew I think you just made it laugh..."

<Drew> Whelp I wasted that turn

<Lucyne> It succeeds!

<Flippant_Iinsurance> yay

<Lucyne> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Chinook> Not my turn?

<Lucyne> And it sees it's reflection!

<Chinook> nvm this is better

<Lucyne> (You already had a turn I thought?)

<Flippant_Iinsurance> fuck yeah eat stone beeyetch

<Lucyne> !roll 1d6

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Lucyne> It petrifies itself slightly for 2 damage

<TradePanicky> "Smack it."'

<Chinook> (Oh yeah, same turn, threw the pipe)

<Lucyne> It is now Emotionless GM character's turn

<Lucyne> I guess I magic missle it

<Lucyne> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Lucyne> Welp

<Rain_Drop> (we really need to get someone to DM so Lucy can play too,,,(

<Lucyne> Lucyne's magic sputters and fails

<Lucyne> !roll 1d4

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Lucyne> For 2 rounds!

<Lucyne> (That's sweet Rain, I do hope someday someone else might)

<Lucyne> Roll initiative everyone!

<Chinook> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Drew> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Swift_Justice> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<TradePanicky> !roll 1d20

<Ikea> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Rain_Drop> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Lucyne> (Also we should move to roll20, even if only for the initiatice)

<Drew>  have the worst luck today...

<Ikea> >tripple!

<Rain_Drop> >dem trips...

<Lucyne> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Flippant_Iinsurance> (?)

<Lucyne> (It's a great RP site with lots of tools)

<Lucyne> Who rolled the 20 now?

<Ikea> (Three of us requested rolls at the same time)

<Lucyne> I think trade

<Ikea> (Flippy)

<Rain_Drop> Trade I think

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<Flippant_Iinsurance> (I got 5)

<Lucyne> Then trade goes first!

<Ikea> (Weird... mine shows Me, Flip, Trade :: 5, 20, 5)

<TradePanicky> !roll 1d20 magic missle

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Rain_Drop> (I dont now)

<Lucyne> Your magic fails!

<Lucyne> Roll d4

<TradePanicky> !roll 1d4

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Flippant_Iinsurance> (mine shows me, trade, ikea)

<Chinook> (One last turn and I gotta split, sorry guys)

<Able_Tome> (L: roll20's, but I wish they would fix that interface. That campaign log maintenance gets tedious)

<Cherenkov_Light_> (it's okay)

<Rain_Drop> (Its alright)

<Flippant_Iinsurance> (no probs)

<Lucyne> You lose your magic for 3 rounds!

<Rain_Drop> "Trade you okay?"

<Lucyne> It is now Chinook's turn

<TradePanicky> "My head hurts"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> "Stiff upper lip Trade, be a man"

<Chinook> With the pipe gone, or at least out of reach, I I buck it as hard as I can

<Chinook> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Lucyne> You hit!

<Rain_Drop> "Well at least your horn didnt explode or anything."

<Chinook> !roll 1d4

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Chinook> :I

<Drew> can Horns heal from that?

<Lucyne> Rolling sure is weird tonight

<Lucyne> It is now Cherenkov's turn!

<Cherenkov_Light_> it takes several months at least

<Flippant_Iinsurance> (yeah, horribly low)

<Rain_Drop> "We really need to get more practice in our bodies this is getting rediculus!"

<Cherenkov_Light_> I stab it with the steely knife !roll1d20

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Lucyne> You hit!

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll 1d6

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Cherenkov_Light_> But I just can't kill the beast

<Lucyne> "This seems like good practice"

<Lucyne> Oh wow

<Able_Tome> hah

<Lucyne> It has many slightly annoying bruises

<Rain_Drop> "True just a lot more lethal!"

<Drew> If we can bag two I'll call this a win"

<Lucyne> It is now the Cockatrices turn!

<Cherenkov_Light_> Welcome to the Hotel California....

<Ikea> "It's ok, lads. death by a thousand cuts!"

<Lucyne> (Also Able I missed your initiative again somehow)

<Rain_Drop> "And mares!"

<Lucyne> It attacks Ikea!

<Lucyne> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Lucyne> It hits!

<Lucyne> !roll 1d4

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Ikea> "AND ma-AAH"

<Able_Tome> (whistlin' on the background)

<Lucyne> It pecks you for 1 damage

<Flippant_Iinsurance> Noooo, Ikeaaaaa!!!

<Lucyne> Roll d20 to avoid gaze

<Ikea> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Chinook> "Ikea!"

<Cherenkov_Light_> .....

<Ikea> YAY!

<Lucyne> Oh wow

<Drew> "NO!"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

<Lucyne> !roll 2d6

<GameServ> 2, 1 == 3

<Able_Tome> "Oh damn..."

<Swift_Justice> "What the hell, Ikea."

<Lucyne> Oh wow you lucky bugger

<Rain_Drop> "Ikea!"

<Lucyne> You only take 3 damge

<Chinook> Ikea, what's your health?

<Ikea> It's ok, guys! I've still got 1 hp left!"

<Cherenkov_Light_> Famous last words....

<Lucyne> >so much luck

<Flippant_Iinsurance> ikea retreat please

<Rain_Drop> "Get back you idiot! This thing plays for keeps!"

<Lucyne> It is now Rain's turn

<Drew> "Ha ha, what do you think this is, DnD?"

<Chinook> "Can you move Rain?"

<Rain_Drop> "A little stiff."

<Ikea> "If it was DnD I'd be dead by now. The dice hate me"

<Drew> Does it have to be direct eye contact, can sunglasses block it?

<Lucyne> I'd say sunglasses don't work

<Silver_Tongue> What about mirrored sunglasses

<Lucyne> That might work

<Lucyne> At least partially

<Lucyne> Rain?

<Rain_Drop> !roll 1d20 "Hey! You mister need to learn to behave! I know that you have grown up all by yourself but that does NOT mean you have the right to treat others this way! Espically when they are my friends!"

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<TradePanicky> "Did someone say mirrors?"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> (The reflction turns into stone, it would have effect as long as you see it)

<Lucyne> A good try, but the monster is PISSED

<Able_Tome> (nope)

<Chinook> "Diplomacy's over"

<Lucyne> It is now Drew's turn

<Able_Tome> "Time to end this..."

<Rain_Drop> (Oh well, um uh oh...)

<Lucyne> (Also Able, what did you roll?)

<Able_Tome> (18)

<Lucyne> (Ah, tell me this shit man)

<Lucyne> (then is was your turn about 4 people ago)

<Drew> !roll 1d20 to attempt to contain it in my work vest, using it as a sack

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<NovaFlux[FU]> (so what is going on?)

<Lucyne> You fail, hard, it slips right away

<Able_Tome> (already told ya in the previous round)

<Lucyne> Roll d20 to avert gaze

<Rain_Drop> (Dieing I think...)

<Drew> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Lucyne> (You rerolled, right?)

<Chinook> (I've gotta leave guys, kick its ass ok?)

<Lucyne> You avert your gaze!

<Lucyne> (Sure thing, see ya pal)

<Rain_Drop> (Well try!)

<Ikea> (Have a good one!)

<Lucyne> It is now Able's turn!

<Flippant_Iinsurance> (see ya chinook)

<Cherenkov_Light_> (later!)

<Ikea> (I'll try to bleed on it abit)

<Chinook> (Alright later, maybe I can work on my journals)

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20 to attack creature's head with a charged magic missle

<GameServ> 1 == 1

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<Lucyne> Oh wow

<Able_Tome> whoa

<Rain_Drop> (Oh dear god)

<Flippant_Iinsurance> shit

<NovaFlux[FU]> (did we finally kill it)

<Ikea> 1 dmg to everyone?

<Lucyne> Your magic flares up!

<Able_Tome> hue, time to bite

<Rain_Drop> (No but it might kill able)

<Lucyne> Roll d20

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Lucyne> You hurt yourself!

<Lucyne> !roll 1d8

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Lucyne> Oh wow

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d8

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Able_Tome> whew

<Lucyne> You take 1 point of damage

<Rain_Drop> (laughing trolls)

<Flippant_Iinsurance> phew

<Lucyne> You also lose your magic for

<Able_Tome> (half life at this point)

<Lucyne> !roll 1d4

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Lucyne> 4 rounds

<Lucyne> It is now Swift's turn

<Able_Tome> (stabbity stab stab it is)

<Swift_Justice> !roll 1d20 "Anyone up for chicken on a stick?"

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Swift_Justice> "Fucking hell."

<Lucyne> But you miss!

<Rain_Drop> "Nope."

<Lucyne> Roll to avert gaze

<Swift_Justice> "Well, guess I'm gonna starve."

<TradePanicky> ?

<Swift_Justice> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Lucyne> You avert your gaze

<Swift_Justice> "Oh, here comes the good roll."

<Lucyne> It is now Flip's turn

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20 mirror to its fucking face again

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Lucyne> It works!

<Rain_Drop> >itblinks

<Lucyne> !roll d20

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Lucyne> But it averts it's gaze!

<Flippant_Iinsurance> shit

<Lucyne> It is now Ikea's turn

<Flippant_Iinsurance> run ikea

<Cherenkov_Light_> (running while petrified 2011+2)

<Rain_Drop> "Ikea I got no berries left you need to go.:

<Ikea> !roll 1d20 "Ehh.. Parley?" -BEAT- Runs away

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Silver_Tongue> oh my...

<Lucyne> You stumble somewhat but get out of range

<Lucyne> It is now Lucyne's turn

<Lucyne> I guess I stomp the thing

<Rain_Drop> "Smoke em Lucy!"

<Lucyne> (Lost magic, didn't I?)

<Cherenkov_Light_> (yes)

<Rain_Drop> (yeah...)

<Lucyne> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Lucyne> Hit!

<Lucyne> !roll 1d4

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Lucyne> Bam, to the face

<Lucyne> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Lucyne> And avert gaze

<Lucyne> The cockatrice is now severely hurt

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<Swift_Justice> >inb4 GM saves us all

<Lucyne> >implying I won't laugh

<Rain_Drop> (Oh crap it ate Trade!)

<Drew> Roll?

<Lucyne> Yes, roll initiative!

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<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll d20

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Rain_Drop> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Drew> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Rain_Drop> Trade roll initiative!

<Silver_Tongue> "So Nova... you're cute, i'll admit it"

<Ikea> !roll 1d20 >implying I'g going to act

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<TradePanicky> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Lucyne> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Swift_Justice> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Lucyne> Trade goes first!

<Rain_Drop> (Dog Pile? Dog Pile.)

<TradePanicky> !roll 1d20 kicking its face

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Silver_Tongue> Is nova still here or did she explode?

<Able_Tome> (Might work)

<Lucyne> You hit!

<Lucyne> She ran

<Cherenkov_Light_> (she's not saying anything because of your spaghetti)

<Lucyne> trade, damage?

<TradePanicky> ?

<Able_Tome> (>Silver in charge of using his talent)

<Rain_Drop> roll d4

<NovaFlux[FU]> (I am here)

<TradePanicky> !roll 1d4

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<NovaFlux[FU]> (Just playing Bf3 as i wait for the fight to end

<Rain_Drop> "Solid kick Trade!"

<Lucyne> With a strong buck, you snap the creatures neck and it falls to the ground, lifeless!

<Silver_Tongue> (ah)

<TradePanicky> sorry computer acting up

<Silver_Tongue> (kay)

<Flippant_Iinsurance> yay

<Drew> >BF

<Rain_Drop> "Damn."

<Drew> >not good games

<Lucyne> Nova, role for orientation

<Silver_Tongue> I yell back "You guys done yet!?"

<TradePanicky> "I did it"

<Lucyne> If you kept running

<Able_Tome> "Finally."

<Rain_Drop> "Yeah nice one."

<Swift_Justice> "Good job, Trade."

<Rain_Drop> "Yeah we're done...coward..."

<Cherenkov_Light_> Nice

<Able_Tome> "There should be another one of these things in the caverns"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> I don't want to see a cock ever again

<Rain_Drop> "I think we hunted enough for one day Able.."

<Lucyne> >puns

<Flippant_Iinsurance> well done braveicky

<Silver_Tongue> "I ain't a coward i'm injured, and i've got the goddamn cockatrice"

<Cherenkov_Light_> Take body? Take body. Put in saddlebag

<Lucyne> What do you do now=

<Drew> "It's a good thing I'm probably a lesbian"

<TradePanicky> "thanks"

<Ikea> "Soo.... It's dead? For sure?"

<Drew> TO the Dogs, this way I remember now!"

<Cherenkov_Light_> "Dead enough."

<NovaFlux[FU]> "So are we getting out of here or?...."

<Rain_Drop> "I hope so. Sick of these caves..."

<Drew> Got to go

<NovaFlux[FU]> "I'm getting covered in bug goo"

<Cherenkov_Light_> "You'd better this time, Drew."

<Able_Tome> !roll 1d20 try to experiment with clairvoyance spell from Nova's book

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Lucyne> Your spell fails, you aren't quite sure what you're doing....

<Able_Tome> "Worthed a try."

<Flippant_Iinsurance> Can I try yoru spell tome?

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20 for orientation

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Cherenkov_Light_> I'll have a go at it if Drew can't get us out. Can't be worse than reactor tech manuals

<Able_Tome> "Try it out, Flippy."

<Lucyne> Silver, you feel lost

<Able_Tome> give magic book to Flippant

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20 trying tome's clairvoyance spell

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<NovaFlux[FU]> !roll 1d20 to remember the way out

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Ikea> (NOW you roll well...)

<Silver_Tongue> "I feel lost!"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> I see something

<Lucyne> You manage to project your vision! But it's giving you a hell of a headache

<Lucyne> Nova, you think you remember the way

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Flippant Try to remember where it guided too!

<Rain_Drop> "Keep it together Flip."

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Me and you can try to find out"

<Drew> back for like a minute or so

<Able_Tome> "Amazing, Flip. Just try to not overexert yourself."

<NovaFlux[FU]> !roll 1d20 to try harder to remember

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20 to smell fruityness

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Flippant_Iinsurance> Let's go, over here, I think I can move

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Nope I got nothing, guess we need to work on are shit"

<Lucyne> With Flip's magic, nova's memory and silver's nose, you reach the batcave

<Able_Tome> Follow Flippant

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Guys!

<Cherenkov_Light_> "How's it going!"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "All we need to do is head left and awe can get out!"

<Rain_Drop> "Nice job fellas!"

<Silver_Tongue> "Oh sweet baby jesus these wonderful bats"

<NovaFlux[FU]> (Can i take some bat gunano with me?

<Drew> "Follow the bast!"

<Able_Tome> "And that...ugh...smell..."

<Flippant_Iinsurance> we have to inform the others about the bats

<Lucyne> (For all i care, sure)

<TradePanicky> "never thought I'd be happy to see bats"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> yes nova take it

<NovaFlux[FU]> Scopes up bat guano for future use.

<Drew> well adventure over I need to eat, later

<Flippant_Iinsurance> good fertilyzer

<-- Drew ([email protected]) has quit (Quit: Web client closed)

<NovaFlux[FU]> "It might be able to help grow are crops

<Silver_Tongue> I head to the left per someones instruction

<Lucyne> "Well, that was exciting."

<Flippant_Iinsurance> yeah

<Rain_Drop> "I know. Although I was a little bummed I couldnt pull another Fluttershy..."

<Lucyne> "But does this mean there are more down there?"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Are we out yet? I want to take this carcuss and put in the shop and bathe in the river"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> now we can study petrification

<TradePanicky> "I kicked a cock"

<Cherenkov_Light_> Us almost dying a few times? Yeah

<Silver_Tongue> "Yeah, i guess i need to take Horatio here to a clinic so he doesn't die

<Able_Tome> "It sure is, Lucyne."

<Lucyne> "Don't feel bad Rain, everyone needs some practice."

<Rain_Drop> "Oh Trade.."

<Ikea> "We could always try an other Sense Life spell?"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "No lets get out.

<Able_Tome> "One of those creatures still lingers the tunnels"

<Rain_Drop> "No no another expedition can handle that!"

<NovaFlux[FU]> "we almost died in there"

<Cherenkov_Light_> Agreed. We need to remember to mark the paths for next time

<Flippant_Iinsurance> we did our mission

<Lucyne> "Well, we'll hunt it another day then, Able."

<Ikea> Able, there is?

<Silver_Tongue> "We saw 8 eggs, we killed the mother 1 kid, we have Horatio as well, so theres atleast 6 left in here guys"

<NovaFlux[FU]> We can go back to hunt them latter

<Lucyne> "*at Most, silver."

<Ikea> "One was horatio, one was the cockroach and one was the last"

<Cherenkov_Light_> "Plus 1 that the cockroach was feasting on.  Who knows how many more it ate?"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> we retrieved a cockatrice so we can study the petrifying properties

<Able_Tome> "Hmm...or not..."

<Silver_Tongue> true, so 5 at most"

<Able_Tome> "In any case these tunnels need some serious sweeps from militia"

<Lucyne> Well then, thanks for playing this very short dungeon crawl everyone

<Cherenkov_Light_> A living one, and two dead ones

<NovaFlux[FU]> "and i have the body of a dead roach with me"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> once we find a cure to petricication we can sweep the tunnels safely

<Lucyne> I had a lot of fun

<NovaFlux[FU]> I had fun too

<Able_Tome> "There are bound to be other entrances into those catacombs"

<Rain_Drop> Same

<Ikea> Ditto

<Cherenkov_Light_> Ditto

<Silver_Tongue> oh wait yeah, Horatio was the one the roach attacked< so still 6 then"

<Flippant_Iinsurance> yup

<Ikea> Stop copying me, Cher

<Rain_Drop> haha

<Cherenkov_Light_> No, U

<Rain_Drop> So we discussing what happened in the thread or is that a no no?

<Silver_Tongue> "so back to town then?"

<Lucyne> I hope I didn't piss anyone off with loot/lore

<Flippant_Iinsurance> yes, we need to inform the others

<Silver_Tongue> we kinda have to Rain, at least through journal logs, i gotta get horatio healed if we want him studied

<Rain_Drop> Shouldnt have you just used what they gave you and added in a really big bug

<Ikea> >and I finish on 1 hp yet again...

<Flippant_Iinsurance> (we could consider the thread to be dthe city hall)

<NovaFlux[FU]> !roll 1d20 for secrete bath time with no peeping toms.

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Ikea> I really have a knack for surviving by the skin of my teeth, apparently...

<NovaFlux[FU]> Ahh private bathe time it is

<Lucyne> It suceeds Nova

<Lucyne> (except for the GM, the Gm always watches)

<Rain_Drop> "Hi Nova what are you doing in the tub?"

<Able_Tome> "Well, little journey and adventure is good and all, but I really need to get back to that work"

<NovaFlux[FU]> >tub

<Cherenkov_Light_> (Lucne x Nova OTP)

<NovaFlux[FU]> Nigga im bathing in the river

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20 to walk into town like a badass

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Lucyne> Ikea's cutiemark is that Russian guy that never wanted to died

<Able_Tome> "That bat won't disect itself on its own"

<NovaFlux[FU]> Anyway i guess we are done here

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20 to look pretty

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Flippant_Iinsurance> lel

<Rain_Drop> Meh

<Ikea> !roll 1d20 to not stumble and fall on the way out, knocking me down to 0

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Rain_Drop> ABABBABA

<Lucyne> "Keep me posted on the results Able, I am highly interested."

<Flippant_Iinsurance> hahahahaaha

<Lucyne> OH WOW

<Cherenkov_Light_> Whelp, time to find someone to stuff it so I can have it hang over the bar

<Swift_Justice> And saved...

<Silver_Tongue> Ikea diers on the spot

<Ikea> LKAO

<Ikea> LMAO*

<Lucyne> Ikea knocks himself out by running into a stalagtite

<Cherenkov_Light_> lol

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20 to help ikea get to his home for a good rest

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Able_Tome> "Sure thing, L."

<Swift_Justice> Yeah, I was here the whole fucking time T.T

<Flippant_Iinsurance> hahaha you stay on the ground

<Able_Tome> "Oh yes...Nova. Can't you lend me that book of yours for a short time?"

<Cherenkov_Light_> !rolld20 to pock Ikea with a stick

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll d20

<Rain_Drop> !roll 1d20 Get Ikea home so he doesnt get a cold.

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Ikea> Oh god... that was so perfect

<Able_Tome> "I want to take several notes from it."

<Rain_Drop> "Quit poking him with a stick Chere!"

<Able_Tome> "Some of those spells sure look complex and...useful"

<Cherenkov_Light_> Fine.  Watch me botch a heal.

<TradePanicky> lays down

<Lucyne> Ikea confirmed for angering the dice god's

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20 to poke Ikea violently

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Cherenkov_Light_> !roll d20

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Flippant_Iinsurance> !roll 1d20 to go be alone at my place having no friends

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<NovaFlux[FU]> "No able. I would like to keep the book with me. It seems to hold stuff i dont want all to get. Not even me"

<Swift_Justice> "48 fucking pages...Jesus christ, Microsoft Word."

<Ikea> Like I said earlier, the dice hate me

<Lonely_Heart> (back everyone, did I miss anyth-...oh wow...)

<Rain_Drop> Oh hi lonely...heh

<Lucyne> (Also rain, I want to live with you or something, you are the only one I'm not afraid of to some degree)

<Rain_Drop> Swift you recorded this?

<Able_Tome> "But that clairvoyance spell might help our militia to guard outskirts of the town."

<Flippant_Iinsurance> (we should report on the thread now

<Flippant_Iinsurance> )

<Swift_Justice> Yep.

<Silver_Tongue> in a sec

<NovaFlux[FU]> "Another time, I just want to get home, wash, and rest."

<Rain_Drop> (Uh, sure I guess...Head to the field its just a tent for now keep getting ropped into adventures.)

<Swift_Justice> Recorded up to "[20:20] <Lucyne> Well then, thanks for playing this very short dungeon crawl everyone"

<Silver_Tongue> "As do i Nova"

<Ikea> >Luc(k)y Drop?

<Able_Tome> "...sacrificing mutual protection...tsk tsk."

<Lonely_Heart> (possible next adventure, bringing a group of NPCs(batpony guards) with the survey crew(PCs), to help fight those other 5 cocks)

<Cherenkov_Light_> Hold on, let me try and copy this from the program

<Silver_Tongue> "I'm hurt, was partially petrified, and slipped in a pool, but at least i got a pet"

<Able_Tome> "Well, other time. It. Is."

<Rain_Drop> Nice then we can compare which fits better my bardic tale or your on the spot facts...also Ikea I will drop you on the ground...