- >Day holy fuck I’m finally writing this in Equestria.
- >You are Clever Dick, and your day has gone marginally well.
- >After everyone ran away like scared little bitches, you decided you might as well go to the highest authority in Equestria to hide you.
- >Besides, bitch still owed you.
- >You had hopped a train to Canterlot, and walked towards the castle.
- >A few p0nies scoffed when they say you, giving the usual “My word!” and “What on earth?”
- >No shits given.
- >You approach the castle gates, making sure that Fluttershy isn’t around.
- >Can’t be the first one raped.
- >Two guards were standing at the gates, standing…guard….shut up!
- >One had Rarity’s face for some reason…weird.
- >The other had some weird sword-dick thing…looked fuckin weird.
- >You approach them, hands up in a non-threatening manner.
- “Hey guys. Mind if I see the princess?”
- >The one with Rarity’s face shakes his head. “Sorry man, no can do. She’s busy with…ah…”
- >He leans over and whispers in your ear “…estrus…”
- “Oh shit! But isn’t that, like, a few months away?”
- >The guy next to him shrugs. “It’s different for princesses.”
- >You give a sigh, and give them the good ol’ fashioned “Come on bro” look.
- “Just let me in guys, I need to see sun-butt.”
- >They shake their heads.
- >You give a sigh, and pull out the big guns.
- “I didn’t want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice…”
- >This was a complete gamble, but you had no choice.
- “I know you guys are gay with each other.”
- >They step back, shock apparent on their faces.
- >”How the hell do you know that?!?!” they ask simultaneously.
- >Holy fuck this worked.
- “Just let me in guys.”
- >The sigh, and look at each other.
- >They turn and open the gate, and let you in.
- 1/?
- >You jog into the throne room, empty thankfully.
- >Sun-butt is sitting on her throne, seemingly doing nothing.
- >As you approach, she looks down, and gets a creepy molesty look.
- >”Oh my, Clever! What have I done to deserve your visit?” she asks.
- “I kinda need a favor. Think you could help me?”
- >She hops off her throne, and begins to walk towards her room.
- >”Of course Clever! Let us converse in my…private chambers.” She says.
- >You follow her to her room, and plop onto a chair while she splays onto her bed.
- “Listen, your highness, I need you to hide me.”
- >She frowns a bit, and asks “Why? Did you do something,” her expression changes back to molesty, “naughty?”
- >Alright, this is creepy. Let’s hurry up and explain.
- “So me and the guys are having a contest, and I need to hide from someone. Can you help me?”
- >She thinks for a moment, then stands up, and devilish glint in her eye.
- >”I know just the place!” she says, her horn lighting up.
- >You feel the familiar pinpricks as you float over to her.
- >You’re a bit worried about the estrus thing, I mean, she’s acting a bit molesty, but at least you’ll be safe from Fluttershy.
- “Seriously? Where is it?”
- >She lowers you onto her bed, and turns so her large posterior is facing you.
- >”Oh don’t worry, nop0ny will find you for quite some time.”
- >Her tail swishes to the side, and her marehood makes its grand entrance.
- >You sigh. You didn’t need this.
- “Listen, I’m not in the mood to rut, so could you just let me hide here, or ill get out of he-“
- >She cuts you off by magic-ing your lips closed, and lifts you up again.
- >She extends your hands out in front of you, and slowly inserts them into her now dripping marehood.
- 2/?
- >She gives a soft moan, and begins to push you deeper, your hands soon all the way in, followed shortly by your elbows.
- >In between moans, she turns and tells you “I suggest you duck your head, or it’ll hurt a lot more.”
- >You eyes go wide in fear.
- >I thought this bitch was just into fisting! I don’t wanna die!
- >She begins to push you in more, her marehood spreading to accommodate both your arms.
- >With little choice, you duck your head. Better to suffocate than to live in a wheel chair.
- >You feel her moist lips against your head, and with another slight push, your vision leaves you, replaced by her warm, velvety folds.
- >Her marehood expands even more, and your shoulders soon join you in your soft wet prison.
- >Deciding it was gravity’s turn to do the work, she kneels, and raises he posterior.
- >Your upper body soon joins you, and finally your feet, your shoes popping off before entry.
- >You wiggle your feet a bit, and try to wiggle your way out. Too bad its pitch black inside her.
- >With no way to escape, you try to get comfortable.
- >At least Fluttershy wouldn’t find you.
- >Her soft, warm insides grip you snugly, and you feel yourself drifting off.
- 3/?
- >Night had fallen outside, and Celestia lay sleeping, her stomach bulging, her hoofs wrapped around it contentedly.
- >A shadow darts in from the window, and sneaks over to her bed.
- >A slight whine is heard, and three neon green lights blink on, and inspect her plot.
- >The assailant’s gloved hoof reaches out, and presses against her bulging midsection.
- >Something pushes back.
- >The mysterious p0ny pulls back, and moves to her marehood.
- >They reach out, and slowly push their hoof inside her.
- >A hand grasps it, and they slowly pull out.
- >The arm emerges, followed by a soaked head, a wide midsection covered in sex juices, and finally their feet with a pop.
- >You are now Clever Dick, and you never thought you’d get out.
- >You flop onto the floor, breathing in sweet oxygen, staring out the window towards the stars.
- >Thank the lord Luna saved you.
- >Speaking of which…
- >You do a barrel roll, and stand to see not Luna, but apparently the p0nified version of Sam Fisher.
- >They move their hoof to their lips, and motion you to the hallway.
- >You sneak out, or at least she does, as each step you take makes a little “squidge” sound, leaving footprints in Celestia’s juices.
- >You reach the hallway, and shut the door.
- “Hey man, thanks a bunch. I dunno how long I coulda lasted in there.”
- >The p0ny pulls off the night vision goggles, their pink hair falls around them, those teal eyes, the yellow co-
- >Oh shit.
- “Oh shit.”
- >Nigga I just said that!
- Shh brain.
- >You turn to run, and make it two steps before you feel carbon wiring around your neck.
- >She yanks you to the ground and in a gruff voice says
- >”Looks like your
- >Puts on goggles, turns them on with the signature “screeeee”
- >”fucking Fluttershy.
- 4/?
- Holy fuck I did it.
- Next is Disc.