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FSR Emergency Services (with added Baratone!)

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  1. This is a written log of a call made on at 7:42 pm September 6, 2013 in P0nyville, Equestria
  2. -
  3. >”FSR emergency services, how can I help you?”
  4. “Oh god, listen, there’s this, like, oh god, yellow p0ny in my house.
  5. >Heavy breathing is heard on the other line
  6. “I think I’m safe for now, but I need help, and fast!”
  7. >”Okay sir, what class situation are you experiencing?”
  8. “God…its, uh, class four right now, I managed to hide under the stairs. I’m just scared that it’ll become a cl-
  9. >A crash is heard in the background
  10. “Okay, I’m still safe. It could become, a uh, class five though.”
  11. >”Alright sir, we got a lock on your phone, and we’ve dispatched our best men, they should be there in 10 minutes. Sir, just stay on the line with me.”
  12. >Labored breaths are heard, trying to slow down
  13. “Okay, I’m, ah, I’m okay.”
  14. >”Sir, what’s your name?”
  15. “A-anon.”
  16. >”Alright Anon, what can you tell me about your attacker?”
  17. “Well, she’s, uh, *audible gulp* her name is Fluttershy, she’s been bothering me for a few weeks now.”
  18. >”And you didn’t think to file a report with FSR Protective Services?”
  19. “Well, I thought I could han-“
  20. >A door is heard opening, and a quiet female voice calls out.
  21. >”I foooooound you Anon! Now come here!”
  22. >The phone is dropped, and caller is heard screaming.
  23. >”Anon? Hello? If you can hear me, they’re close!”
  24. “AHHHHH! IT’S A CLASS FIVE! A CLASS FI-“
  25. >The door is shut, and his screams are muffled.
  26. >A few moments later, the phone is picked up
  27. >”Uhhhh, hi there. I’m sorry, my h-human friend was just playing a little game. There’s no need to have a-anyone show up.”
  28. >”Listen just let him go, and we can work something ou-”
  29. >The sound of a door being kicked in is heard, and shouts of rescuers on seen.
  30. >The phone is dropped.
  31. >In the background, we hear:
  32. >”Hey, there she is! Get he-AGH!”
  33. >What sounds like a squirt gun is heard
  34. >”Oh, it’s in my mouth! IT’S IN MY MOU-“ *click*
  35. >Call ended
  36. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IDM7Jod6zl
  37. Written by yours truly
  38. Voiced by the magnificent Mr. Baratone
  39. His pastebin: http://pastebin.com/zpqW4fYc
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