Title:           FSR Emergency Services (with added Baratone!)
Author:          picklehead42
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/LgVNFjDz
First Edit:      Monday 9th of September 2013 06:55:36 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 9th of September 2013 06:55:36 PM CDT

This is a written log of a call made on at 7:42 pm September 6, 2013 in P0nyville, Equestria
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>”FSR emergency services, how can I help you?”
“Oh god, listen, there’s this, like, oh god, yellow p0ny in my house.
>Heavy breathing is heard on the other line
“I think I’m safe for now, but I need help, and fast!”
>”Okay sir, what class situation are you experiencing?”
“God…its, uh, class four right now, I managed to hide under the stairs. I’m just scared that it’ll become a cl-
>A crash is heard in the background
“Okay, I’m still safe. It could become, a uh, class five though.”
>”Alright sir, we got a lock on your phone, and we’ve dispatched our best men, they should be there in 10 minutes. Sir, just stay on the line with me.”
>Labored breaths are heard, trying to slow down
“Okay, I’m, ah, I’m okay.”
>”Sir, what’s your name?”
“A-anon.”
>”Alright Anon, what can you tell me about your attacker?”
“Well, she’s, uh, *audible gulp* her name is Fluttershy, she’s been bothering me for a few weeks now.”
>”And you didn’t think to file a report with FSR Protective Services?”
“Well, I thought I could han-“
>A door is heard opening, and a quiet female voice calls out.
>”I foooooound you Anon! Now come here!”
>The phone is dropped, and caller is heard screaming.
>”Anon? Hello? If you can hear me, they’re close!”
“AHHHHH! IT’S A CLASS FIVE! A CLASS FI-“
>The door is shut, and his screams are muffled.
>A few moments later, the phone is picked up
>”Uhhhh, hi there. I’m sorry, my h-human friend was just playing a little game. There’s no need to have a-anyone show up.”
>”Listen just let him go, and we can work something ou-”
>The sound of a door being kicked in is heard, and shouts of rescuers on seen.
>The phone is dropped.
>In the background, we hear:
>”Hey, there she is! Get he-AGH!”
>What sounds like a squirt gun is heard
>”Oh, it’s in my mouth! IT’S IN MY MOU-“ *click*
>Call ended
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IDM7Jod6zl
Written by yours truly
Voiced by the magnificent Mr. Baratone
His pastebin: http://pastebin.com/zpqW4fYc