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>Wake up.
>Walk outside.
>A butterfly net lands on your head.
>Turn to the culprit.
>It's Fluttershy.
"What are you doing?"
>"I'm gonna take you home and...sex you silly."
>Shrug and continue your day like normal with Fluttershy desperately trying to fly you back home in her tiny net.
>Some ponies ask what is going on.
"lolidunno"
>Buy some produce from market square.
>Chat it up for a bit with Chrysalis who happens to be walking around freely.
>Guess ponies forgie and forget.
>"Want me to get rid of the pest?"
>See her horn glowing menacingly.
>Fluttershy is oblivious.
"Nah, it's cool, Holes. She's been trying at this all day."
>"Well...okay then."
>The Changeling Queen takes to the skies in search of some love.
>Finish daily tasks and head home.
>As you open the door, Fluttershy falls to the ground panting and sweating.
"Same time tomorrow?"
>"I'll get you yet. Just you watch."
>Yellowquiet crawls back towards her cottage.
>Still has to take care of her critters.
>Head inside and sit on your couch.
"Just another day of Flutterrape."
===================================
>All up in da club.
>Well, it's a house party at Vinyl's place.
>But it might as well be a club.
>Everyp0ny in Ponyville is there.
>Having fun with your pals Big Mac and Caramel.
>Get thirsty and head off to get drinks.
>A few feet out from the refreshments table, Fluttershy pops out in front of you with a cup of juice.
>"H-here ya go Anon."
>She's blushing.
>You glare at her.
"You did something with it...didn't you."
>"Oh no. I didn't."
>She takes a large gulp and hands you the cup.
>"See...I am fine."
>She looks fine. But you don't trust her.
"Thanks, but no thanks."
>Head to the table and pour your own drink.
>Gulp that fucker down.
>Everything gets blurry.
>The last thing you see is a smiling Fluttershy.
"Fucking...flu..."
>Feel something wet on your crotch.
>Wake up outside behind Vinyl's place.
>See two ponies licking you off. Non of the yellow, winged kind.
>Vision becomes clear and see Big Mac and Caramel sucking you off.
>Oh damn, it feels good.
>Let them continue and cum buckets all over their muzzles.
>Ask what happened to Fluttershy.
>Find out that she was about to rape you, but they knocked her out and took her home.
>Well at least they are nice about keeping her safe.
>The next day, they take you to the gay bath house.
>You may be getting the dick, but at least you aren't
>Fucking Fluttershy.
========================
>Nothing to do.
>Head to AJ's to see if she needs help with anything.
>On your way, notice a sammich.
>Boy you sure do love sammiches.
>Walk up to it, not knowing that the Yellow Terror is lurking in the bushes nearby.
>And that a net is underneath the sammich.
>Step on the net, pick up sammich and start to eat it.
>"Gotcha."
>Flutterbutt pulls the rope.
>Nothing happens.
>"Wha?"
>Finish sammich and walks off.
>Saffron Apprehensive walks up to the trap.
>"But I did everything right. How did...?"
>The trap is sprung and she is suspended in the air in the net.
>Her rump on clear display.
>As you're walking, you notice a red button.
OOOH! What does this button do?
>Press it.
>Nothing happens.
Aww...
>Shrug and continue your walk to Sweet Apple Acres.
>You hear the sound of loud moans coming from behind you.
>Must be some exotic bird call. Fluttershy probably knows.
>Meanwhile, Fluttershy is being assaulted in her cooter by her large dildo named "the Plot Device".
>Through her cries of pleasure and moans, she is able to yell out.
>"Fucking Anoooooo-AAAAH!"
>She came on insertion.
======================
>Day rape
>You rape up and do the triple R.
>Head downstairs for a delicious bowl of Rape-e-O's!
>Rape in every bite.
>Knock on your rape door.
>Open the rape up.
>There sits Flutterrapist.
>"Hey Anon."
What is it, Rapistshy?
>"I heard from a reliable source that rape is your fetish.
How do you figure that?
>"Well...there's a lot of rape going on in there."
>Look behind you.
>Yep, that's a lot of rape.
>Turn back to the yellow rape machine.
Fine, ya caught me. Whacha gonna do about it?
>"Um...I'm gonna rape ya."
>She stands there.
>Nothing happens.
So...where's the rape?
>"Uh...um...how do you rape?"
>Facepalm and close your door.
>Head down to the basement.
>Tied up along the walls are an assortment of ponies waiting to be raped.
>You smile.
>Today's gonna be a rape day.
================================
>You're heading towards Fluttershy's cottage.
>You're wearing a pirate costume and carrying a monkey.
>You have no idea what is going on, but you are forced to go with the flow.
>Arrive and knock at the door.
>Fluttershy opens up looking rather annoyed.
>"What is it Anon?"
ARRG! I be Capt'n Anon of the Hot Monkey Dock! Prepar' ta be boarded and yer booty taken!
>The fuck did you just say?!
>"No, this is not my fetish..."
>She slams the door on your face.
>You are sad for no reason and decide to head home.
>You release the monkey to the wild, strip free of your clothes, and put on your normal duds.
>Sit down to read a book.
>There's a knock at the door.
>Open it to find Fluttershy.
What is it?
>"Is role reversal your fetish?"
>You slowly close the door on her face.
>Head up stairs.
>Climb into bed.
>Stare at the ceiling until you fall asleep.
>Fluttershy is still standing outside.
>"IS THAT A YES!?!"
================================
>Day Rape Convention in Equestria.
>You are Flutterrape-non and you have came up with such an event.
>All the rapist ponies come here once a year to share their stories about their rape adventures with Anon.
>Now it's the rape party.
>And Anon is the main course.
>He is ties up in the middle of the room.
>Yet nop0ny is trying to rape him.
>They are just chatting among themselves.
>Fluttershy walks up to you talking to Twilicorn.
>"H-HEY. Y-YOU SAID THERE WOULD BEE RAPE!"
>Momentarily avert your attention to the yellow pegasus. Groaning in annoyance.
Anon is right there, sheesh, are you fucking blind. Stop shouting and go rape him if you want rape so bad.
>She stomps her hooves on the ground.
>"WHERE'S THE RAPE FLUTTERRAPE-NON! Um, if it's okay for you to answer that is..."
>Now you're getting pissed.
DAMN IT, JUST RAPE ANON YOU...YOU...
>You close your eyes trying to hold in the anger. But it was no use.
DOUBLE ZIGGER!
>Your words echo throughout the conference room.
>All the ponies freeze and turn their attention towards you.
>Molestia clops her hooves together.
>"HE SAID THE SECRET WORD!"
>They all set their sights on you.
>The next thing you know, many ponies converge on your position and take turns raping you.
>Out of the corner of your eye, Anon gives you the finger and slips out of there.
>So in his stead, you are being violated by rapist ponies.
>All because of Fucking Fluttershy.
================================
>Get up, do morning routine.
>Feed your animals their breakfast.
>Off to go steal some underwear from Anon.
>So far, he hasn't picked up on your tricks.
>And it's all thanks to this box.
>Arrive at Anon's house.
>Sneak in through the back. He never locks that door when he's home.
>No sign of your honey.
>Good. Now for better measure, you hide under the box.
>Sneak around.
>Crap, you hear footsteps.
>Anon's done with his SSS earlier than usual.
>Freeze in place and sit the box down.
>You can see Anon's legs through the slit in the box.
>Gotta keep it together.
>"Huh? A box?"
>He's probably looking it over.
>Your heart's pounding.
>You're thinking of bailing the mission.
>But you use his scent to get off.
>Can't bail now.
>He kicks it.
>Suppress your EEP reflex.
>"Strange..."
>He walks away.
>Coast is clear.
>Proceed to move some towards his room.
>Drop the box disguise and slip in his room.
>Grab his worn boxer from the laundry and take in a whiff.
>God, you can't get enough of that.
>Your nethers start secreting it's sex lubricants.
>The urge to pleasure yourself off is rising.
>But you can't risk getting spotted.
>Slip out and get inside the box.
>Waddle your way to the exit.
>Bump into something.
>The box lifts up.
!
>An angry Anon grabs his dirty laundry from your hoof.
>"Fluttershy!"
Eh-heh...n-nice weather we're having. R-right?
>He is not amused.
>Walks over to the front door.
>Positions you for the ceremonial cunt punt.
Can't we talk about this?!
>"No."
>He drops you.
>His foot connects to your soaked pussy.
>You orgasm a rainbow across the sky.
>The game over screen appears on your screen.
----
>You are Anon.
>And this game is so fucking hard.
>This human is so hard to slip by.
>You failed this mission 6 times in a row.
>On Normal.
>A promt pops up.
>It's an 8-bit Fluttershy.
>"W-would you like to try Easy Modo?"
Fuck no, Easy Modo is for babies.
>Hit no.
>It still puts you on Easy modo.
>Rage quit.
>Fucking Fluterrape the Game.
============================
>Heading to Twilight's.
>Returning the book she gave you on the Science of Magic.
>Arrive at the tree library.
"Twilight?"
>"O-oh...Um, Twilight isn't here. She lives in the cottage near the everfree."
>Look down to see Fluttershy carrying multiple books and wearing a librarian's outfit.
"Fluttershy, why are you in Twilight's house?"
>"Because I live here, silly."
"No you don't."
>"But that's what my cutie mark is telling me."
>She shows you her flank.
>It has Twilight's cutie mark.
>"See?"
>Well, it's definitely her cutie mark.
>"S-so...does this turn you on?"
>She sways her flanks at you.
>You are about to say no, but your erection decided to answer you first.
>"Oh, I knew you'd like it!"
>Surprise pounce catches you flatfooted.
>Roll a D20.
>Roll: 1
>You fall on your back with a thud.
>Her crotch starts rubbing yours.
>"I found your fetish."
"It's not librarians. Besides, isn't Twilight's cutie mark on magic?"
>She raises a hoof to her chin.
>"U-um...well..."
>Just then, the door opens.
>Twilight walks in on the sight of Fluttershy dry humping you.
>Stare at her while purple unicorn drops her groceries.
"Uh...it's not what it looks like."
>Her face goes from a state of shock to a super cheery smile.
>"EEEEEEEEE!!!!"
>She rushes up to her room, and back with a book.
>The cover reads: "Anon x Fluttershy OTP"
>"I...I can't believe it's actually happening."
>She opens the book to a page.
>"It's like my 59th slash fic where Flutters dresses up like a librarian and paints my cutie mark on her flank."
>The fuck?
>"Oh, oh please! Will you act out this scene for me?"
"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!"
>Push the yellow pegasus off of you.
>Head for the door.
>And you're stopped by magic.
>"Let me rephrase that, Anon. Do it...or I'll have Celestia come by personally to teach your body the joys of friendship."
>You've had multiple run ins with Celly.
>All were not enjoyable.
>Either sex Fluttershy willingly, or Celestia goes ham on your ass.
>Sigh in defeat.
"Okay..."
>So you spend the rest of the day acting out each of the 100 stories from Twilight's slash fiction novel.
>All while Twilight touch herself in the far corner.
>And each one, you end up fucking Fluttershy.
>Well, it's a price to pay in order to not see Celestia again.
=========================
>Day horny as fuck.
>Decide you're gonna rape a pony.
>Walk outside.
>Heading for Ponyville propper for a potential target.
>Find a wild Fluttershy on your walk to town.
>She is carrying a riding crop and wearing a saddle.
>Might be her fetish attempt of the day.
>This mare is always after your dick, why not give it to her.
"Oh Fluttershy..."
>She perks up, wings outstretched.
>"Y-Yes Anon?"
"I'm gonna give you the dick."
>Hear an audible squee of joy coming from Yellow Apprehensive.
>Lead her back home.
>Lock the door.
>"So...do you want to do it on your bed or...EEP!"
>Push her face to the ground.
>Unzip your pants and feel it slide down your legs.
>Your erect pylon is standing at attention.
>"A-Anon...NOOOO!!!"
>Lift her tail.
>Then pause.
>You've never had sex before, being a kissless virgin after all.
>Not to mention beta.
>The shy pegasus looks back at you in fright and anticipation.
>"A-Anon? W-What are you doing?!"
>Spaghetti spills all over the place.
>Can't contain it.
>Cum all over her plot.
>Fluttershy cums when your seed makes contact on her maregina.
>Which in turn makes you cum even harder.
>It's a never ending loop.
>So you spend the rest of the day in your home.
>Cumming on Fluttershy.
>And you're still a kissless virgin.
==================================
>Depression hits you hard.
>Not much the psychiatrists could do.
>Not many ponies get depressed.
>And they don't have Prosaic, but that may be a good thing.
>So you wallow in despair, pitty, and sadness in your home.
>The Mane 6 were getting worried.
>Especially Fluttershy.
>So she doubles her efforts in trying to guess your fetish in hopes of making you a happy man.
>This only depresses you.
>One day, she comes bearing a chastity belt in hoof.
>"I-Is this your fetish?"
>Shake your head.
>"O-Oh..."
>She tosses it to the side.
>"How about..."
>She pounces.
>You fall to the ground without much of a fight.
>She uses her wings to tickle you.
>It's not very effective.
>Let out a melancholic sigh.
"It's not my fetish..."
>Lift her up and place the yellow mare on the floor.
>Get up and begin to walk to your bed where you will most likely spend the rest of your day.
>"W-Wait! If that's okay with you..."
>Pause in your tracks.
>This mare just won't give up.
"Listen, I'm glad you're trying...but I don't have a fetish. Please just..."
>That's when you feel it.
>She clings to your back and wraps her hooves around you.
>Feel her face snuggle into your back.
>"Anon...don't be sad anymore."
>Feel your heart skip a beat.
>Something inside of you awakens.
>The sadness and depression melts away.
>For the first time in many months, you feel...
>Happy.
>Pull Fluttershy off of you.
>She flutters down to the ground.
>Turn around to see the face of a caring pony staring at you.
>Her eyes water.
>She looks close to crying.
>"Anon...please..."
>Kneel down.
>Wrap your arms around her tiny form.
>Hugging this mare seems to make you happy.
>Maybe you found the new drug for your depression.
>Canary Hush Presses her body against yours and snuggles you.
>Like serious snuggle.
>She wasn't playing around.
"Fluttershy?"
>"Mmmm...yes Anon?"
"Thank you."
>"No need to thank me, Mister. I just love you. And it pains me to see you so sad."
>Smile and rub her mane.
>Feel her warm, cuddly body against yours gives you a warm feeling.
>And your body starts to have a physical response.
>You don't notice it since all you can feel is happiness.
>"Oh Anon?"
"Yes Fluttershy?"
>She wiggles in your grasp, making her way upwards.
>Her cheek brushes your; mouth resting inches from your ear.
>A light giggle bounces against your ear drum.
>"I think I found your fetish."
>What does she mean by that?
>Pull her away.
>Look down.
>Your dick is so hard right now, and it's pressing against your jeans, begging to get out.
>Look Flutterbooboo in the face.
>Smile.
"I guess you did."
>Pet her soft mane and scratch her behind the ears.
>Watch as she tries to nuzzle against your hand.
"And that makes me ha-"
>She boops your boner with her nose.
>"...yay."
>She gallops out saying "She finally touched his hot monkey dick."
>Looks like you were cured from depression and violated at the same time.
"Thanks Fluttershy."
>You think...
================================
>Doing some spring cleaning.
>Just finished mopping the floor.
>Forgot bucket was by the front door.
>No matter, about to work on those dishes.
>As you were heading to the land of pots and pans, the door is shoved open.
>In your busy bee cleaning mode, you forgot that Fluttershy would always barge in with her new fetish.
>Mostly because the lock was broken and you never got around to fixing it.
>"Hey Anon! I can guess your fetish this time!"
>Hear the sound of hoof meeting metal.
>Turn around to check whatever that sound was.
>Your face turns from frustration towards Fluttershy's entry to utter shock as you see the bucket the bucket tipping over.
>It feels like you're in a Michael Jackson music video at how everything is moving.
>All that murky, dirty water will stain your pristine wooden floor.
>You don't want to deal with this shit today.
>So you do the one thing you can in that situation.
"NOOOOOOOOO!"
>Try to make a mad dash for the large contaner of dirty liquid, and you don't mean Fluttershy's marejuice.
>You swear you could hear Ave Maria playing on your record player.
>Actually, it was. You like listening to opera while you clean.
>Fluttershy's eyes drift towards the falling bucket.
>She looks back at you.
>Try to dive for it.
>Skid to a stop no where near the metallic reservoir.
>Watch in horror as the dirty water spreads across your floor.
>You can imagine all that bacteria having a field day.
>And you're out of HaySol.
"WHY CELESTIA! WHYYYYY!"
>"I-I'm SOOO sorry! D-Don't worry! I can't fix this!"
>Fluttershy leans down to pick up the bucket.
>The Feeldoe in her marehood falls to the ground.
>She comes on exertion.
>Her juices mix with the dirty water.
"Fluttershy! Stop this madness!"
>"No! I got this!"
>She takes a step and slips on the water.
>Watch her flop onto her back and skid all the way towards you.
>Her rear boops your crotch.
"No!! I've been soiled!"
>Get up and start running in circles with your hands covering your face.
"THE HORROR!"
>Fluttershy scampers onto her hooves.
>"Sorry! Oh I'm such a featherbrain. I just wanted for you to love me!"
>You don't hear her in your current mental state.
>She's so frightened that she vacate the premises.
>Slip on a puddle and crash into your bookshelf.
>As it falls ontop of you, you can only mutter a few words.
"Fucking Fluttersh-"
>*THUD*
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>Wake up.
>Walk outside.
>A butterfly net lands on your head.
>Turn to the culprit.
>It's Fluttershy.
"What are you doing?"
>"I'm gonna take you home and...sex you silly."
>Shrug and continue your day like normal with Fluttershy desperately trying to fly you back home in her tiny net.
>Some ponies ask what is going on.
"lolidunno"
>Buy some produce from market square.
>Chat it up for a bit with Chrysalis who happens to be walking around freely.
>Guess ponies forgie and forget.
>"Want me to get rid of the pest?"
>See her horn glowing menacingly.
>Fluttershy is oblivious.
"Nah, it's cool, Holes. She's been trying at this all day."
>"Well...okay then."
>The Changeling Queen takes to the skies in search of some love.
>Finish daily tasks and head home.
>As you open the door, Fluttershy falls to the ground panting and sweating.
"Same time tomorrow?"
>"I'll get you yet. Just you watch."
>Yellowquiet crawls back towards her cottage.
>Still has to take care of her critters.
>Head inside and sit on your couch.
"Just another day of Flutterrape."
===================================
>All up in da club.
>Well, it's a house party at Vinyl's place.
>But it might as well be a club.
>Everyp0ny in Ponyville is there.
>Having fun with your pals Big Mac and Caramel.
>Get thirsty and head off to get drinks.
>A few feet out from the refreshments table, Fluttershy pops out in front of you with a cup of juice.
>"H-here ya go Anon."
>She's blushing.
>You glare at her.
"You did something with it...didn't you."
>"Oh no. I didn't."
>She takes a large gulp and hands you the cup.
>"See...I am fine."
>She looks fine. But you don't trust her.
"Thanks, but no thanks."
>Head to the table and pour your own drink.
>Gulp that fucker down.
>Everything gets blurry.
>The last thing you see is a smiling Fluttershy.
"Fucking...flu..."
>Feel something wet on your crotch.
>Wake up outside behind Vinyl's place.
>See two ponies licking you off. Non of the yellow, winged kind.
>Vision becomes clear and see Big Mac and Caramel sucking you off.
>Oh damn, it feels good.
>Let them continue and cum buckets all over their muzzles.
>Ask what happened to Fluttershy.
>Find out that she was about to rape you, but they knocked her out and took her home.
>Well at least they are nice about keeping her safe.
>The next day, they take you to the gay bath house.
>You may be getting the dick, but at least you aren't
>Fucking Fluttershy.
========================
>Nothing to do.
>Head to AJ's to see if she needs help with anything.
>On your way, notice a sammich.
>Boy you sure do love sammiches.
>Walk up to it, not knowing that the Yellow Terror is lurking in the bushes nearby.
>And that a net is underneath the sammich.
>Step on the net, pick up sammich and start to eat it.
>"Gotcha."
>Flutterbutt pulls the rope.
>Nothing happens.
>"Wha?"
>Finish sammich and walks off.
>Saffron Apprehensive walks up to the trap.
>"But I did everything right. How did...?"
>The trap is sprung and she is suspended in the air in the net.
>Her rump on clear display.
>As you're walking, you notice a red button.
OOOH! What does this button do?
>Press it.
>Nothing happens.
Aww...
>Shrug and continue your walk to Sweet Apple Acres.
>You hear the sound of loud moans coming from behind you.
>Must be some exotic bird call. Fluttershy probably knows.
>Meanwhile, Fluttershy is being assaulted in her cooter by her large dildo named "the Plot Device".
>Through her cries of pleasure and moans, she is able to yell out.
>"Fucking Anoooooo-AAAAH!"
>She came on insertion.
======================
>Day rape
>You rape up and do the triple R.
>Head downstairs for a delicious bowl of Rape-e-O's!
>Rape in every bite.
>Knock on your rape door.
>Open the rape up.
>There sits Flutterrapist.
>"Hey Anon."
What is it, Rapistshy?
>"I heard from a reliable source that rape is your fetish.
How do you figure that?
>"Well...there's a lot of rape going on in there."
>Look behind you.
>Yep, that's a lot of rape.
>Turn back to the yellow rape machine.
Fine, ya caught me. Whacha gonna do about it?
>"Um...I'm gonna rape ya."
>She stands there.
>Nothing happens.
So...where's the rape?
>"Uh...um...how do you rape?"
>Facepalm and close your door.
>Head down to the basement.
>Tied up along the walls are an assortment of ponies waiting to be raped.
>You smile.
>Today's gonna be a rape day.
================================
>You're heading towards Fluttershy's cottage.
>You're wearing a pirate costume and carrying a monkey.
>You have no idea what is going on, but you are forced to go with the flow.
>Arrive and knock at the door.
>Fluttershy opens up looking rather annoyed.
>"What is it Anon?"
ARRG! I be Capt'n Anon of the Hot Monkey Dock! Prepar' ta be boarded and yer booty taken!
>The fuck did you just say?!
>"No, this is not my fetish..."
>She slams the door on your face.
>You are sad for no reason and decide to head home.
>You release the monkey to the wild, strip free of your clothes, and put on your normal duds.
>Sit down to read a book.
>There's a knock at the door.
>Open it to find Fluttershy.
What is it?
>"Is role reversal your fetish?"
>You slowly close the door on her face.
>Head up stairs.
>Climb into bed.
>Stare at the ceiling until you fall asleep.
>Fluttershy is still standing outside.
>"IS THAT A YES!?!"
================================
>Day Rape Convention in Equestria.
>You are Flutterrape-non and you have came up with such an event.
>All the rapist ponies come here once a year to share their stories about their rape adventures with Anon.
>Now it's the rape party.
>And Anon is the main course.
>He is ties up in the middle of the room.
>Yet nop0ny is trying to rape him.
>They are just chatting among themselves.
>Fluttershy walks up to you talking to Twilicorn.
>"H-HEY. Y-YOU SAID THERE WOULD BEE RAPE!"
>Momentarily avert your attention to the yellow pegasus. Groaning in annoyance.
Anon is right there, sheesh, are you fucking blind. Stop shouting and go rape him if you want rape so bad.
>She stomps her hooves on the ground.
>"WHERE'S THE RAPE FLUTTERRAPE-NON! Um, if it's okay for you to answer that is..."
>Now you're getting pissed.
DAMN IT, JUST RAPE ANON YOU...YOU...
>You close your eyes trying to hold in the anger. But it was no use.
DOUBLE ZIGGER!
>Your words echo throughout the conference room.
>All the ponies freeze and turn their attention towards you.
>Molestia clops her hooves together.
>"HE SAID THE SECRET WORD!"
>They all set their sights on you.
>The next thing you know, many ponies converge on your position and take turns raping you.
>Out of the corner of your eye, Anon gives you the finger and slips out of there.
>So in his stead, you are being violated by rapist ponies.
>All because of Fucking Fluttershy.
================================
>Get up, do morning routine.
>Feed your animals their breakfast.
>Off to go steal some underwear from Anon.
>So far, he hasn't picked up on your tricks.
>And it's all thanks to this box.
>Arrive at Anon's house.
>Sneak in through the back. He never locks that door when he's home.
>No sign of your honey.
>Good. Now for better measure, you hide under the box.
>Sneak around.
>Crap, you hear footsteps.
>Anon's done with his SSS earlier than usual.
>Freeze in place and sit the box down.
>You can see Anon's legs through the slit in the box.
>Gotta keep it together.
>"Huh? A box?"
>He's probably looking it over.
>Your heart's pounding.
>You're thinking of bailing the mission.
>But you use his scent to get off.
>Can't bail now.
>He kicks it.
>Suppress your EEP reflex.
>"Strange..."
>He walks away.
>Coast is clear.
>Proceed to move some towards his room.
>Drop the box disguise and slip in his room.
>Grab his worn boxer from the laundry and take in a whiff.
>God, you can't get enough of that.
>Your nethers start secreting it's sex lubricants.
>The urge to pleasure yourself off is rising.
>But you can't risk getting spotted.
>Slip out and get inside the box.
>Waddle your way to the exit.
>Bump into something.
>The box lifts up.
!
>An angry Anon grabs his dirty laundry from your hoof.
>"Fluttershy!"
Eh-heh...n-nice weather we're having. R-right?
>He is not amused.
>Walks over to the front door.
>Positions you for the ceremonial cunt punt.
Can't we talk about this?!
>"No."
>He drops you.
>His foot connects to your soaked pussy.
>You orgasm a rainbow across the sky.
>The game over screen appears on your screen.
----
>You are Anon.
>And this game is so fucking hard.
>This human is so hard to slip by.
>You failed this mission 6 times in a row.
>On Normal.
>A promt pops up.
>It's an 8-bit Fluttershy.
>"W-would you like to try Easy Modo?"
Fuck no, Easy Modo is for babies.
>Hit no.
>It still puts you on Easy modo.
>Rage quit.
>Fucking Fluterrape the Game.
============================
>Heading to Twilight's.
>Returning the book she gave you on the Science of Magic.
>Arrive at the tree library.
"Twilight?"
>"O-oh...Um, Twilight isn't here. She lives in the cottage near the everfree."
>Look down to see Fluttershy carrying multiple books and wearing a librarian's outfit.
"Fluttershy, why are you in Twilight's house?"
>"Because I live here, silly."
"No you don't."
>"But that's what my cutie mark is telling me."
>She shows you her flank.
>It has Twilight's cutie mark.
>"See?"
>Well, it's definitely her cutie mark.
>"S-so...does this turn you on?"
>She sways her flanks at you.
>You are about to say no, but your erection decided to answer you first.
>"Oh, I knew you'd like it!"
>Surprise pounce catches you flatfooted.
>Roll a D20.
>Roll: 1
>You fall on your back with a thud.
>Her crotch starts rubbing yours.
>"I found your fetish."
"It's not librarians. Besides, isn't Twilight's cutie mark on magic?"
>She raises a hoof to her chin.
>"U-um...well..."
>Just then, the door opens.
>Twilight walks in on the sight of Fluttershy dry humping you.
>Stare at her while purple unicorn drops her groceries.
"Uh...it's not what it looks like."
>Her face goes from a state of shock to a super cheery smile.

>"EEEEEEEEE!!!!"
>She rushes up to her room, and back with a book.
>The cover reads: "Anon x Fluttershy OTP"
>"I...I can't believe it's actually happening."
>She opens the book to a page.
>"It's like my 59th slash fic where Flutters dresses up like a librarian and paints my cutie mark on her flank."
>The fuck?
>"Oh, oh please! Will you act out this scene for me?"
"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!"
>Push the yellow pegasus off of you.
>Head for the door.
>And you're stopped by magic.
>"Let me rephrase that, Anon. Do it...or I'll have Celestia come by personally to teach your body the joys of friendship."
>You've had multiple run ins with Celly.
>All were not enjoyable.
>Either sex Fluttershy willingly, or Celestia goes ham on your ass.
>Sigh in defeat.
"Okay..."
>So you spend the rest of the day acting out each of the 100 stories from Twilight's slash fiction novel.
>All while Twilight touch herself in the far corner.
>And each one, you end up fucking Fluttershy.
>Well, it's a price to pay in order to not see Celestia again.
=========================
>Day horny as fuck.
>Decide you're gonna rape a pony.
>Walk outside.
>Heading for Ponyville propper for a potential target.
>Find a wild Fluttershy on your walk to town.
>She is carrying a riding crop and wearing a saddle.
>Might be her fetish attempt of the day.
>This mare is always after your dick, why not give it to her.
"Oh Fluttershy..."
>She perks up, wings outstretched.
>"Y-Yes Anon?"
"I'm gonna give you the dick."
>Hear an audible squee of joy coming from Yellow Apprehensive.
>Lead her back home.
>Lock the door.
>"So...do you want to do it on your bed or...EEP!"
>Push her face to the ground.
>Unzip your pants and feel it slide down your legs.
>Your erect pylon is standing at attention.
>"A-Anon...NOOOO!!!"
>Lift her tail.
>Then pause.
>You've never had sex before, being a kissless virgin after all.
>Not to mention beta.
>The shy pegasus looks back at you in fright and anticipation.
>"A-Anon? W-What are you doing?!"
>Spaghetti spills all over the place.
>Can't contain it.
>Cum all over her plot.
>Fluttershy cums when your seed makes contact on her maregina.
>Which in turn makes you cum even harder.
>It's a never ending loop.
>So you spend the rest of the day in your home.
>Cumming on Fluttershy.
>And you're still a kissless virgin.
==================================
>Depression hits you hard.
>Not much the psychiatrists could do.
>Not many ponies get depressed.
>And they don't have Prosaic, but that may be a good thing.
>So you wallow in despair, pitty, and sadness in your home.
>The Mane 6 were getting worried.
>Especially Fluttershy.
>So she doubles her efforts in trying to guess your fetish in hopes of making you a happy man.
>This only depresses you.
>One day, she comes bearing a chastity belt in hoof.
>"I-Is this your fetish?"
>Shake your head.
>"O-Oh..."
>She tosses it to the side.
>"How about..."
>She pounces.
>You fall to the ground without much of a fight.
>She uses her wings to tickle you.
>It's not very effective.
>Let out a melancholic sigh.
"It's not my fetish..."
>Lift her up and place the yellow mare on the floor.
>Get up and begin to walk to your bed where you will most likely spend the rest of your day.
>"W-Wait! If that's okay with you..."
>Pause in your tracks.
>This mare just won't give up.
"Listen, I'm glad you're trying...but I don't have a fetish. Please just..."
>That's when you feel it.
>She clings to your back and wraps her hooves around you.
>Feel her face snuggle into your back.
>"Anon...don't be sad anymore."
>Feel your heart skip a beat.
>Something inside of you awakens.
>The sadness and depression melts away.
>For the first time in many months, you feel...
>Happy.
>Pull Fluttershy off of you.
>She flutters down to the ground.
>Turn around to see the face of a caring pony staring at you.
>Her eyes water.
>She looks close to crying.
>"Anon...please..."
>Kneel down.
>Wrap your arms around her tiny form.
>Hugging this mare seems to make you happy.
>Maybe you found the new drug for your depression.
>Canary Hush Presses her body against yours and snuggles you.
>Like serious snuggle.
>She wasn't playing around.
"Fluttershy?"
>"Mmmm...yes Anon?"
"Thank you."
>"No need to thank me, Mister. I just love you. And it pains me to see you so sad."
>Smile and rub her mane.
>Feel her warm, cuddly body against yours gives you a warm feeling.
>And your body starts to have a physical response.
>You don't notice it since all you can feel is happiness.
>"Oh Anon?"
"Yes Fluttershy?"
>She wiggles in your grasp, making her way upwards.
>Her cheek brushes your; mouth resting inches from your ear.
>A light giggle bounces against your ear drum.
>"I think I found your fetish."
>What does she mean by that?
>Pull her away.
>Look down.
>Your dick is so hard right now, and it's pressing against your jeans, begging to get out.
>Look Flutterbooboo in the face.
>Smile.
"I guess you did."
>Pet her soft mane and scratch her behind the ears.
>Watch as she tries to nuzzle against your hand.
"And that makes me ha-"
>She boops your boner with her nose.
>"...yay."
>She gallops out saying "She finally touched his hot monkey dick."
>Looks like you were cured from depression and violated at the same time.
"Thanks Fluttershy."
>You think...
================================
>Doing some spring cleaning.
>Just finished mopping the floor.
>Forgot bucket was by the front door.
>No matter, about to work on those dishes.
>As you were heading to the land of pots and pans, the door is shoved open.
>In your busy bee cleaning mode, you forgot that Fluttershy would always barge in with her new fetish.
>Mostly because the lock was broken and you never got around to fixing it.
>"Hey Anon! I can guess your fetish this time!"
>Hear the sound of hoof meeting metal.
>Turn around to check whatever that sound was.
>Your face turns from frustration towards Fluttershy's entry to utter shock as you see the bucket the bucket tipping over.
>It feels like you're in a Michael Jackson music video at how everything is moving.
>All that murky, dirty water will stain your pristine wooden floor.
>You don't want to deal with this shit today.
>So you do the one thing you can in that situation.
"NOOOOOOOOO!"
>Try to make a mad dash for the large contaner of dirty liquid, and you don't mean Fluttershy's marejuice.
>You swear you could hear Ave Maria playing on your record player.
>Actually, it was. You like listening to opera while you clean.
>Fluttershy's eyes drift towards the falling bucket.
>She looks back at you.
>Try to dive for it.
>Skid to a stop no where near the metallic reservoir.
>Watch in horror as the dirty water spreads across your floor.
>You can imagine all that bacteria having a field day.
>And you're out of HaySol.
"WHY CELESTIA! WHYYYYY!"
>"I-I'm SOOO sorry! D-Don't worry! I can't fix this!"
>Fluttershy leans down to pick up the bucket.
>The Feeldoe in her marehood falls to the ground.
>She comes on exertion.
>Her juices mix with the dirty water.
"Fluttershy! Stop this madness!"
>"No! I got this!"
>She takes a step and slips on the water.
>Watch her flop onto her back and skid all the way towards you.
>Her rear boops your crotch.
"No!! I've been soiled!"
>Get up and start running in circles with your hands covering your face.
"THE HORROR!"
>Fluttershy scampers onto her hooves.
>"Sorry! Oh I'm such a featherbrain. I just wanted for you to love me!"
>You don't hear her in your current mental state.
>She's so frightened that she vacate the premises.
>Slip on a puddle and crash into your bookshelf.
>As it falls ontop of you, you can only mutter a few words.
"Fucking Fluttersh-"
>*THUD*
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