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>Day Twilight's Lab in Equestria

>Working with Purple Smart to create something to keep Fluttershy at bay.

>After days of tinkering, you two have done it.

>You have created Anonbot.

So...lets turn it on!

>"Okay, now stand back!"

>Twilight charges up her horn.

>The magic shoots out and hits Anonbot on its antennae.

>The robot comes to life and starts walking off.

"Shit..."

"Shower.."

"Shave.."

"Rape."

>It repeats that over and over again.

>Walks past the both of you.

>You stand there in shock as it eventually busts through Twilight's wall.

>Heads out into Ponyville.

>Rapes all the mares and stallions.

>Avoids Fluttershy though.

>You look to Twilight.

>She looks to you.

>"We never speak of this."

Agreed...

 

END

 

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>Heading down the path to Ponyville.

>See a blur of yellow and pink out the corner of your eye.

>Gotta go fast!

>Get cut off by the yellow streak and make a right.

>Happens again a few meters away.

>See that you're being led towards a pitfall.

Hah, think that can stop me Flutters?

>Move with the speed of Kenyans.

>Jump the hole like a boss with a smile like Chip Skylark.

See ya around Fluttersh-

>Fall into the hole right behind the one you jumped.

>Anon is Confused.

>Anon uses jump

>Hurts self in confusion.

>Sits your happy ass down.

>Look up, it's Fluttershy drooling.

>"Got you now my little pretty." Cackles up a storm like Wicked Witch of the West.

>She flies down with some rope.

>"Now just stand still."

>Cardboard cutout of yourself falls over.

>" . . .wat."

>Dirt falls all around her.

>Burying Fluttershy in her own hole.

Skip to the Lou mah Darlin'.

>Finish with the burial and head off to Sugarcube corner.

>See Pinkie Pie. Smile and wave her over.

>Bundle of pink hops, skips, and jump over to you.

>Pay her for teaching you the ways of Pinkie Pie.

>Today's a good day.

 

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>Day Estrus in Ponyville

>Wake up, see Fluttershy in your face.

>Her eyes were wall-eyed.

>"Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis ..."

What the fuck?!!?

>Push her off, run out of your house.

>Morning routine can wait later.

>Arrive in the middle of Ponyville.

>A few mare take notice of you and start walking towards you.

>They have that same look Rainbow had.

>All chanting the same thing.

>"Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis."

>You were swarmed as they knocked you down.

>This is it, you're going to be raped.

>But they don't.

>They just say the chant over and over again.

>Today you weren't raped...but you felt very uncomfortable for the rest of the day.

 

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>Day freaky Femanon.

>Your hair is a mess.

>And you want it.

>Knock at the door.

>It's Futashy.

>Today is your lucky day.

>"H-hey Femanon, just wanted to know if you wanted to...eeep!"

>Snatch her up, take her to your room.

>Toss her on your bed with an audible Pomf.

>"What are we going to do on the bed?"

All the things you've always wanted to do.

>Your eyes shrink to the size of pinpricks.

>You're now drooling all over yourself.

>Toss of your clothes, pounce on top of Futashy.

>She sees your look, she is now frightened.

>Futashy is having flashbacks of her private meetings with the solar princess.

>Those ended with her doing things...

>Naughty things.

>"NO!! STAY AWAY FROM ME MOLESTIA!!"

>Futashy bucks you off.

>Lands on your chest.

>Flies over to the window.

>Stops right in front of it, opens it quietly.

>Flies out, crying tears.

>You're lying there stunned.

>Body is screaming in pain, and lustful agony.

I NEED TO FUCK SOMEONE!!!

>Just then a blue blur flies in through your bedroom window.

>Look up it's Rainbow Dash.

>"Did someone say they needed a good fucking?"

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

>You were raped violently.

>bad end

 

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>Day 10 since becoming Femanon

>About to read some Daring Doo.

>Hear a knock at the door.

>Sigh and open it.

>It's Rainbow Dash.

No, I'm not letting you sniff my flower.

>She reaches a hoof behind her head.

>Hear a zipping sound.

>It's actually Fluttershy.

What?

>"So if you don't like Rainbow, then you'd give me a shot?"

>You glare at her.

If I wouldn't fuck you as a guy, then why would I start as a chick?

>You can see the defeat in her eyes.

>Then she reached behind her head.

>Another zipping sound.

>"SURPRISE!"

>"IT'S ME PINKIE PIE!"

>Then she threw you a party.

>Everyp0ny was invited.

>You shrug and enjoy yourself.

>No rape attempts happened.

 

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>Day 451 in Equestria.

>Time to start the morning grind.

>Shit, shower, shave

>Head into kitchen to make brakfast

>About to have your happy ass some Frosted Hay Flakes, until there was a knock at your door.

It's that time of day, after all.

>Head to the door to tell off Fluttershy.

>Open it to find that its...

>Gilda, and boy she looked pissed.

>"You think this is a mother fucking game?!?"

Wait, what did I do?

>"JUST DIE YOU DWEEB!"

>She raises her talons, ready to swipe at you.

>Just before she strikes, a wooden bat swiftly comes down on her head, a loud crack could be heard.

>The butch griffon slumps to the floor in a daze.

>You were too shaken from the ordeal to notice Fluttershy rush up to you sobbing.

Y-you saved me.

>"I...I didn't want to. But I couldn't think of losing you."

>She then tries to go for a kiss, but you manage a stiff arm to keep her at bay.

No, savior sex is not my fetish.

>Look over at Gilda.

Get up Gilda...I know you're still awake.

>"Tchh..." She gets up rubbing the Styrofoam off her feathers.

>"I'm still getting paid for this, Dweeb." She spreads her majestic wings and soars into the sky, with an eagle screech and a guitar riff to match.

>You look at Flutterrape with an annoyed look.

Get out...

>She eeps and gallops the fuck out of there.

>"I WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!!! ...if that's okay with you."

>You are left with a mess to clean up.

Fucking Fluttershy.

 

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>Day Over 9000 in Equestria.

>You wake up, do morning routine.

>As you head down to breakfast, you sense great power head towards you.

>Fast.

>Head outside.

>You don't see anyp0ny.

>But you feel something is near.

>"R-rape Flash! EEP!"

>A large pink energy beam is heading towards you from the sky.

>Like hell you'll let this happen.

KA- ME- HA- ME...

>Charging up your lazorz!

HAAA!!!!!

>You send your Kamehameha Wave into the Final Flash.

>The beams collide.

>Power struggle ensues!

>Until it the final Flash gives way.

>Your Kamehameha shoots upward.

>Hear a loud boom.

>Fluttershy falls to the ground with a thud.

>She shakily stands up, dazed.

>"Th-this isn't over...M-mister. I'll rape you."

>Charges up.

>Flies away.

>Hits a tree face first.

>"O-ow..."

>Shrug and walk back in.

>Today was a weird day.

 

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>Day role reversal.

>Get up.

>bathe, dry, wash mane.

>Feed little furry creatures their breakfast.

>Oh they are so darn cute.

>Today is the day you finally go ask Big Mac out.

>But you're too shy.

>But nothing is going to break your stride.

>Knock at the door.

>He's right on time.

>Open it.

>It's Anon the Human.

>Wearing a catgirl outfit.

>AbsolutelyDisgusting.jpg

>Why he's wearing that, you have no idea.

>Give him your best annoyed look.

>Look more constipated than annoyed.

What?

>"I just wanted to know if I can be your pet?"

>Why do the weird ones want you.

No.

>You slam the door in his face.

>"So pet play isn't your fetish?!"

>Groan and sneak out the back and head for Sweet Apple Acres.

>Anon busts down the door.

>"WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME!?!"

>Angel Bunny standing there with a high pressure fire hose.

>The white furball smirks.

>Anon sweating bullets.

>"uh oh..."

>The fire hose is turned on.

>Anon flies into the sky.

>"Looks like I'M BLASTING OFF AGAAAAaaaaaiiiii...."

>Hear a twinkle sound.

>Ask Big Mac out on a date.

>Took a bit to get it out.

>He accepts.

>Today was a great day.

 

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>Be Anon

>It's 4 am

>The amount of Flutterrape attempts are starting to get to you.

>Head into the kitchen.

>Start making pudding.

>Front door opens.

>Fluttershy is standing there holding the "Plot Device"

>Walks over to you with a wicked grin pastered on her face.

>"Ready for your medici- Anon, what are you doing?"

>Your eyes have went from the pudding to the yellow bundle of rape.

I'm making pudding.

>"At 4 am? Why?"

>Turn attention back to the pudding and continue stirring.

Because I have lost control of my life.

>Fluttershy eeps and slowly backs away from you.

>Backing it up...

>Out of the door...

>And closing it behind her.

>You stand there, continuing making pudding until it's sunrise.

>Fluttershy comes by with the rest of the Mane 6 to talk to you.

>Sees you're still stirring the same pot of pudding.

>It's burnt to a crisp.

>They stare at you, then look to each other

>They leave.

 

end.

 

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>There's a knock at the door.

>You know who it is.

>Open it.

>Of course it's Fluttershy.

>But you notice another pony beside her.

>A blue unicorn mare with a crescent and want for her cutie mark.

>She's wearing a wizard hat and cape adorned with stars.

>And she has that smug ass look on her face.

>It's Trixie, and she's your idol.

>Everyp0ny knows this.

>"H-hey Anon. I know you like Trixie so much, I managed to bring her here for some fun."

>You don't even listen as you stare at her Great and Powerful form.

>Trixie rolls her eyes.

>"Is he always like this?"

>You pick her up.

>Trixie's legs flail around from such a surprise.

You're so...great and...Powerful.

>"W-wait, what are you doing?"

>You take her inside and shut the door in Flutterskank's face.

>"What are you, oh my. Put that away."

I can't help it, you're great and powerful body has me in a spell.

>Fluttershy stands on the other side of the door.

>All she hear are moans, yelps, and barnyard noises.

>10 minutes later, Trixie walks out.

>Her clothing disheveled with a giddy smile on her face.

>You thank Saffron apprehensive and shut the door in her face.

>"So...do I get my turn?"

Sorry, you aren't Great and Powerful enough.

>Yellow Quiet gallops away crying from your home.

>You grin to yourself.

Silly Fluttershy, only those Great and Powerful enough can get my snuggles.

 

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>Day 7/11 in Equestria.

>You're working at a convenience store.

>Your boss is a dick to you.

>Fucking Saddle Arabians.

>But it pays the bills since nop0ny would give you a job.

>Things were slow and you were getting bored.

>Hear the bell jingle.

>In walks Fluttershy.

>Fuck!

>Can't leave yet, still on shift for a few more hours.

>She gives you those bedroom eyes and sways her hips as she walks past you.

>Lucky that's all she did.

>Buys some things for Angel Bunny.

>Comes up tot he counter.

>"S-so you come here often?"

>No shit, you work here.

>Sigh.

Y-yeah. I work here.

>"Oh."

>There goes her attempt at small talk.

>Ring up her order.

That will be 15 bits.

>"Oh...okay."

>She digs around in her saddlebag.

>You catch a glint in her eyes.

>You back up, knowing something will go down.

>Reach behind you.

>Fluttershy jumps the counter.

>"Give me that dick ANON!"

>You swing down something on her head.

>It was a steal chair.

>BONK!

>She falls back dazed.

>She gets up and runs out with the items.

>You were almost raped.

>Wait a minute...

FLUTTERSHY!!! GET BACK HERE! YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR THAT STUFF!!

>Fucking Fluttershy.

 

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>Wake up.

>Hear the doorbell

>Open it.

>See a package.

>"To Anon."

Hm...

>"40 lbs of Grapes."

Awesome, I love grapes.

>Take it inside.

>The "G" and "S" that were taped on falls off.

>Put it on your table.

>Open the box.

>Fluttershy pops out wearing a dildo and holding a bat.

>"I heard you like G-RAPES."

NO FLUTTERSHY, NO!!!

>Hit on the head with a bat.

>Wake up.

>You're naked.

>Ass hurts.

>There is a note.

Had fun, we should do it again sometime.

>There are photos.

>Look at them.

>They are of Fluttershy and you having sex.

>You vomit.

Fucking Fluttershy.

>That's the last time you take in strange packages.

 

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>It's a bright and sunny day.

>Decide to take a stroll through Ponyville Main Square.

>Wave to the friendly ponies.

>"Hi Anon!"

>See Flutterskank standing in the middle of the path.

>She's eyeing your package.

Can't we have just a day without rape?

>"Sorry, but I want that monkey dick."

>Hear a majestic eagle screech and a sick guitar riff.

>Gilda lands in front of you.

>You can see the hearts in her eyes.

>"I was wondering if you want to go on a flight with me. I'll be...gentle."

>Bedroom_eyes.gif

>"Step off bitch, he's mine." Flutters huffs and pushes Gilda.

>"You step off Dweeb, Anon doesn't want to be seen with the likes of you."

Actually, I just want to walk around town in peace.

>"There's only one way to settle who gets Anon. DANCE BATTLE!!!!"

>In some cartoon magic event, you are all transported in front of Town Hall.

>There's a DJ and a linoleum floor.

>You're sitting on the side with a sign saying "PRIZE" around your neck.

>Everyp0ny is there cheering each contestant on.

Why is this happening?

 

>Start the dance montage.

>Gilda pulling out some sick moves.

>Fluttershy gets in a flip with no wings.

>They are going move for move.

>The crowd is hyped.

>You are not.

>Things are getting heavy.

>DJ Pon-3 at the tables mixing up some music.

>Good thing she branched out from the wubs. You hate that shit.

>But there could be one winner.

>And Fluttershy manages to take it with one killer headspin into a burn.

>The crowd goes wild.

>"Now, lets have some fun at the cottage A-"

>You weren't there.

>She turns to see you walking off with Spike talking about dragon stuff.

>Spike's a pretty cool guy.

>Fluttershy and Gilda growl.

>They both mutter under their breaths.

>"Fucking Spike."

 

End

 

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>You're out with the Mane 6 on a picnic.

>Fluttershy is being sneaky with her antics.

>Lying her head on your lap just to sniff your crotch.

>Giving you cuddles while grinding her lady bits against you.

>Now she's trying to feed you food mouth to mouth.

>The rest of the mares saw that as cute.

>Fuck this shit, you know what she's after.

>You get up to leave.

I'm going home.

>"No Anon! Don't go!"

>Fluttershy hops on your leg.

>She bites down on your pants and pulls back.

>You struggle to keep moving.

>The Mane 6 saw you being silly.

>"Anon, dear. Fluttershy is just trying to be nice."

No, she's after what's in my pants.

>Fluttershy gives one good pull.

>You don't budge, but your pants rip.

>And the day you decide to run out of clean underwear.

>You pause, the mares look at you.

>There's a momentary lapse in your thought processing.

>They are all staring at your package.

>You hear Rarity and Rainbow Dash start laughing.

>"He's so small! BWAHAHAHA!!"

>"N-now dear, it isn't right to laugh at...something...so...HAA! He's so small. Why would Fluttershy want that."

>Twilight is taking measurements of your tiny dick and taking notes.

>The others cover their face.

>You're spilling spaghetti.

>Fluttershy hovers over to you and pats your back.

>"It's okay Anon. I still love you. Even if you have a colt sized pecker. Now give it to me."

>You push the rapist out of your way and run back to your home.

>Lock yourself in your room.

>Cry yourself to sleep.

>All because of Fucking Fluttershy.

 

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>Reading the newspaper.

>Hear a knock at the door.

>Open it and see a humanish figure with yellow fur and pink hair.

>It also has wings.

>"I...I know you like humans, so I got Twilight to turn me into one."

>You twitch.

>"You...like it?"

>She lifts up her shirt, revealing her large bazingas held tightly in a bra.

>She must have found your porn magazines.

>"So...wanna do it?"

No Fluttershy. Go home.

>Close the door.

>She stops it with her foot.

>"Sorry Anon, but I'm going to get that dick."

>She pushes the door open, knocking you back.

Fluttershy, NO!

>She takes a step forward.

>Falls flat on her face.

>"How do you humans walk on two legs?"

>Gets back up and takes another step.

>Falls and trips, pulling down your china cabinet.

>She is knocked out cold.

>Sigh and carry her back to her home.

>Put her to bed.

>She wakes up.

>"Did we do it?"

Nope, not even close...

>Head home to clean up the mess.

>Fucking Anthroshy.

 

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>Day bed

>You are in it.

>Because people kept telling you to go to bed.

>At least Trixie was there.

>Wait, these are wings.

>Wake up to find Fluttershy snuggling into you.

>Trixie should be there.

>Flick the silly little pony on the nose.

>Yellow Quiet jumps up and flails about, falling off the bed.

Where's Trixie?

>"Y-you don't remember Anon?"

>Recall being at a party.

>Got shitfaced and started talking to Trixie.

>Then took her back home, but everything else is a blank.

What happened.

>"We rutted."

>Wake up in a cold sweat.

>Look down to see Trixie sleeping beside you.

>Much better.

>Lie back down.

>Feel something poking your back.

>"I must go deeper."

>Turn your head to see Flutterrape with the plot device.

>"Is having a dream within a dream your fetish?"

http://youtu.be/IXLDv-fUINM

 

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>Sitting at the dock of the bay.

>Watching the tides roll away.

>Flutterbutt flies over to you with a fancy drink.

>"H-here. I think you would be thirsty."

>See an undisolved pill at the bottom.

....

>Take it.

>Pretend to drink it.

Here, you can have the rest.

>Lean into her.

It's like we kissed if you drink it.

>"R-REALLY!?!"

>Takes the drink from you and downs it.

>"We...we kissed. I can get that ho...monk...di.."

>She fall on her side, passing out.

>Rub her tummy.

>While you sit at the dock of the bay.

>Watching the tides roll away...

 

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>Be Minion of Lulu

>Trying to write this next part of Lulamoon Rape Protection.

>It's not going well.

>Fluttershy peeks over your shoulder.

>"What are your writing?"

Something for these readers.

>"Let me see."

>She pushes you out of the way.

>"Hm, what's this?"

>She finds your file called "Lulamoon Extra"

Wait, don't click on tha-

>"Oh, oh my..."

>She gives you a deadpan look.

>"You got the anatomy all wrong."

What are you talking about?

>She presents you with her goodies hidden by her tail.

>"This is a tactile lesson, so make sure you touch it really good."

>A pink magic aura envelops The shy Pegasus and lifts her into the air.

>Sluttershy eeps before she is tossed out of your house.

>"Gosh, you still can't handle that pony?"

>Turn your head to your stairs to find Trixie in all her bitchy glory.

Shut up bitch.

>"Stupid human, get your ass up here. Time for you to go to bed."

>You shut down your battlestation and run up the stairs to her room, hopping in her bed.

>You are actually Seth.

>But at least you aren't

>Fucking Fluttershy.

 

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>Doing morning routine.

>Now in shower mode.

>Shampoo your locks of [DATA EXPUNGED]

>get some in your eye.

>It stings.

>Grab for a towel.

>Pull it to your face and get it out.

>"Ah...aahhhh..."

>sounds like moaning.

>Shut off the water and wrap the towel around your waist.

>Look out to find...nothing.

Strange...

>Feel something wet on your leg.

>Look down.

>It's Fluttershy wrapped around you.

Fluttershy?

>"Uh...Hi Anon."

>Pull her off.

What are you doing?

>"I saw that your towel was dirty...so I uh...became your towel."

>....

You want to be a towel that bad?

>Her eyes light up.

>"Oh...Oh yes."

>You smirk and take her to the basement.

>You use her to clean the gunk that built up in the corners.

>10 minutes and an awesome montage later, the basement is spotless.

>Fluttershy however is dirty.

>"Did I do good?"

>You nod.

>"Can I uh...get some loving."

>You shake your head no.

>"Too bad!"

>She pounces.

>Rarity grabs Fluttershy in her magic.

>"My dear, what have you done to yourself. Darling, you need a good cleaning."

>She drags Flutternut away.

>Go back upstairs to finish routine.

>Shave mode, activated.

>It's just one of those days.