- >Chillin, maxin' relaxin all cool.
- >Watching Lyra playing B-Ball outside of the school.
- >When a trio of sisters were up to no good.
- >Trotting up to you in your neighborhood.
- >The pink one pounces upon your chest
- >Saying: "HIYA ANON!!!!"
- >OH SHIT!
- >Oh, it's just Pinkie Pie.
- Heya Pinkie.
- >"I want ya to meet my sisters."
- >Wait, Pinkie has sisters?
- >She points to the one on the left.
- >Grey pony with a darker grey mane.
- >"This one is Inkie Pie."
- >"Sup..."
- >Not much of a talker.
- >She points to the other pony.
- >This one has a periwinkle coat with a grey mane and a similar manestyle as her sister.
- >"And this one is..."
- OH MY CELESTIA! IT'S TRIXIE!!!
- >"What?!"
- >The blue pony seems a little miffed.
- C-CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!
- >She's getting really scared now.
- >Pinkie giggles.
- >"No you silly! How can she be Trixie if she has no horn."
- >Oh...yeah...
- >"This is my other sister, Blinkie Pie."
- >Oh, well there goes your spaghetti.
- >You're sweating bullets.
- >Blinkie just nods.
- ...I am the Batman!
- >You make a hasty exit out of there.
- >Get to your house.
- >Lock the door.
- >Head into your kitchen.
- >Open and reach into your refrigerator to grab some cider, the only alcoholic drink in Ponyville.
- >They need more alcohol in pony land.
- >Close the fridge.
- >"Well why did ya leave so soon?"
- EEEEEEEK!!
- >Look down to see Blinkie Pie.
- W-well I...
- >"And then confusing me with some brash unicorn...for shame."
- >She has that look in her eyes.
- >She must be suffering from that disease Dr. Anon talked about.
- >Bedroom Eyes.
- >Shit is about to get re...wait a second.
- How did you get in here?! The door was locked.
- >"Silly Anon. You think Pinkie's the only one with 4th wall breaking powers?"
- >You blink.
- >She's gone.
- >You feel something poking your rear.
- >Blinkie is taking a deep sniff of your ass.
- >"I'm gonna have to teach this ass to remember my name."
- >Oh god no.
- >You take a step.
- >You trip over nothing.
- >TIIIIIIIMBEEEER!!!
- >Land with a thud.
- >You shut your eyes from the pain.
- >Open them.
- >You're tied down on the floor.
- The hell?! This isn't funny!
- >"What's my name?"
- >You were about to say it, but it slips your mind.
- >Fuck...what was it.
- >You were always bad with names.
- Uh...Sandy Shores?
- >"WRONG!"
- >Punch in the gut causes you to shut your eyes again.
- >Open them. You're naked.
- B-but how?
- >This crazy mare is stroking your length.
- >Erection is imminent.
- >"Say my name, and this will all end. Come on, it's in that big head of yours."
- This isn't funny.
- >"I'll even give you a hint. It rhymes with my sister's names."
- >Fuck. Your. Shit.
- >Begin to think.
- >You do remember she's sisters with Pinkie.
- >Begin to form as many names as you can.
- Slinkie?
- >"Nope."
- >She slowly applies pressure to your manhood.
- >It's starting to hurt a bit.
- Winkie?
- >"Now you're just trying to piss me off."
- >More pressure = more pain.
- >Hold back your screams. Can't show weakness.
- Kinkie?
- >"Although I am...WRONG!!"
- >She lets up.
- >You get a swift reprieve.
- >Until she kicks you in the nuts.
- OH....FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
- >"WHAT...IS...MY...NAME?!?!"
- >She's' fucking crazy.
- >"SAY IT YOU INSECT!!!"
- >You're in too much pain.
- >And she puts her hoof on your dick once again.
- >"I'm sick of these games Anon. Maybe you don't want this dick."
- >Fucking ponies.
- >"You have one more guess. Now...SAY IT!"
- >Shit, can't fuck this up.
- >What you would give to have a lifeline.
- >"Blinkie?!? Blinkie, where are you?"
- >Wait...that's it.
- IT'S BLINKIE! BLINKIE PIE!!!
- >You sound so desperate.
- >Blinkie lets off.
- >"Good. Now here's your reward. Just...blink for me."
- >You do as she says.
- >In that split moment, you feel a sense of euphoria as you orgasm twice.
- >When your eyes open, you have your clothes on and unbound.
- >But there's a lingering taste of rock candy on your tongue.
- >And it smells like poison berries.
- >Blinkie, Pinkie, and Inkie were now in front of you.
- >"Anon, what are ya doing on the floor? Silly goose. You don't take naps there."
- >Good ol' Pinkie Pie.
- Well I...
- >Get a bad vibe.
- >Look over at Blinkie.
- >She has a smile on her face.
- >It's a bit too creepy.
- >Feels like she would do something to you if you told.
- I was just...thinking about stuff.
- >Pinkie blinks.
- >"Okie Doki Loki. Well, we got to get going. Have sister things to do. Later Anon."
- >Pinkie and Inkie leaves.
- >Blinkie leans into your ear.
- >"That was just a taste. So don't forget me..."
- >She kisses your cheek.
- >You blink.
- >She's gone.
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